NationStates Jolt Archive

Heya. I'm a little annoyed that the rigors of my day ment that I missed the crowd instructions for this debate, as once again I'm watching it on C-SPAN.

But I got my sandwich ready, I'm all set up and the peanut gallery is in session. I hope this time we get more variety in voices, though I can understand why conservatives would steer clear in the first one (some of them came out in the VP debate and that is a good thing.

Remember, everyone is typing fast, no grammar or spelling nazis. If you want to drag on a discussion, thats up to you but you may fall behind.

Have fun, I have so far.

Quiet in the hall, time for it

Wow, Bob Ukuer(sp) seats reference. I don't even remember what product that add campaign was for...coors?

Watching CNN and FoxNews, doesn't it sound like they're talking about the game plan for a baseball game, not a presidential debate?

WOOT! Here we go. :D

Wow, what profesors tried to tell us in film school so often. Two minutes on film or tv is an eternity.

I feel myself aging.....stupid attention span......

I'm watching it on CNN, who were polling some "undecided voters" in the audience a bit ago. One chick said she was looking for "honesty" or some such bull in this debate. I say good luck with that :rolleyes:

I support Kerry but politicians will be politicians...

Charles Gibson's got a ring in his mic

What if they forget thier question?

He's wearing too much blue.

Wow, the timing light is a lot bigger.

Anyone read lips? What'd they say to each other?

What if they forget thier question?
Haha, that would be hilarious.

Bush looks like he just ate something really sour, and Kerry's grin looks frozen in place.

They both look like they're animated characters.

AAAaaaannnnnd a softball.....

can the ass kissing be assumed?

hehehehe... very nice. bush sucks!

My last post should be assumed as two seperate statments...

Anyone else sick of it already?

Am I the only one bugged because Bush won't shut his mouth when he's relaxing?

wait.... only a brief part of that answered that question. :mad:

C-SPAN is having problem with the split screen with them all moving around.

"I can see why people think that he changes position....because I keep telling them that he does..."

Kerry better counter him on that $87 billion bill flip-flop call.

Wow, we're already on the flip-flopping. I was hoping for at least one question not pertaining to that.

and if you refuse to change your mind in the face of overwhelming evidence?

"He said Suddam is a threat but it was a mistake to remove him! How wishy washy!"

Bullshit, Dubya, Suddam can be a threat without it being any of our business...

"Each situation is different!"

Yeah, Iraq has oil...North Korea doesn't...

Hmmmm....they should have checked for articulate people......though a schlop suddenly finding him self on tv is pretty nerve racking....

"75% of Al Qaeda has been brought to justice...."

But no Osama.

Pretty good question for Bush. I don't think he's answered it though.

"75% of Al Qaeda has been brought to justice...."

But no Osama.

EXACTLY

rofl this is hilarious

its like a parade, bush is walking around just dropping bs as he goes

God, I wish they'd get off the fucking flip-flopping. Why is KERRY bringing it up?

Good lord...my TV is on the fritz...and I'm going to miss this one?
How depressing.



TV :mp5:

Good lord...my TV is on the fritz...and I'm going to miss this one?
How depressing.



TV :mp5:


radio!

At least Kerry is fighting back on the flip flop nonsense.

That was a poor connection by Kerry. Osama bin Laden has nothing to do with Iran and North Korea.

HAHAHAHAHA Global test! Bring it back boyo!

God, I wish they'd get off the fucking flip-flopping. Why is KERRY bringing it up?
Politicians change their mind all the time... it's just a funky name made up by the Bush campaign to obscure their own shortcomings.

12 minutes to "Global threat'

kerry should've done this

"saddam had the knowledge to make WMD and couldve giving them to terrorists"


um wasnt pakistan doing that?


AND LMFAO

did he just say sanctions wernt working?

didnt the report by who the hell ever say sanctions ARE WORKING?

It's not the United Nation's job to remove Saddam from power!

Looks like they're getting agitated. Expect chairs and fists to fly!

Politicians change their mind all the time... it's just a funky name made up by the Bush campaign to obscure their own shortcomings.

Yeah, I know, but you wouldn't think Kerry would bring it up.

It's not the United Nation's job to remove Saddam from power!

Looks like they're getting agitated. Expect chairs and fists to fly!
some one just wring a damn bell, i want kerry to slug the idiot

It's not the United Nation's job to remove Saddam from power!

Looks like they're getting agitated. Expect chairs and fists to fly!

They are. I like how Kerry keeps on staring Bush down.

..... Allies...... don't push that button too much.

Bush might bring up Poland! :D

Yeah, I know, but you wouldn't think Kerry would bring it up.
He shouldn't have continued on that theme, no.. he wasn't the one to first bring it up though.

man kerry is going off on bush

I think this is going to go 12 rounds....

It's not the United Nation's job to remove Saddam from power!

Looks like they're getting agitated. Expect chairs and fists to fly!

Bush: (throwing chair) That ain't my baby! Whore! Whore!

Kerry: He got your shoes, you his daddy!

(the shoes thing I lifted from something I heard in passing the other day)

Bush is doing a good job of not rolling his eyes and sighing at Kerry's points.

He bullshitted with me because i hold his country in the palm of my hand.....

lmao he just said it again

i give it 15 minutes before he forgets all teh shit he memorised because kerry is pissing him off by pwning him

..... Allies...... don't push that button too much.

Bush might bring up Poland! :D
Can't now, poland pulled out.

Who was that second guy Bush just mentioned? After Tony Blair?

How dare Bush bring up this "success" bull shit when he's the one who admitted a while ago that the war on terror could never be won?

Geez, wasn't the "wrong war, wrong place, wrong time" a Kerry line? I've heard that dozens more times from the Bush camp than from the Kerry camp.

They are getting MAD! This is funny!

I liked Kerry's line earlier.

"Weapons of Mass Deception."

Kerry's jumping on Bush, and I think it's irritating him, he jumped off that seat awfully fast.

They are getting MAD! This is funny!
10 bucks says bush throws something before the debate is over

Alright, this is pissing me off "How do you get people to follow you in to a mistake?" You don't-you DON'T MAKE THE FUCKING MISTAKE!!!!!!


sorry....

Did Bush just compare himself to Ronald Reagan?

Whine whine, I love this country and this is a tough job and a tough decision now vote for me whine whine... Bush is such a whiney brat. Basically he's just saying "Fuck Europe"?

"ronald reagan made europe mad because of some of the decisions he made"

yeah i suppose selling arms to iran to fund contra troops in columbia WOULD piss intelligent people off

Did Bush just compare himself to Ronald Reagan?

In a fuck-Europe way, yes

If Bullsh*t were money we would all be rich!!

you want to join the international criminal court because its the
INTERNATIONAL CRIMINAL COURT.

40 nations in Iraq? Oh I forgot, isn't Eritrea scheduled to take over the occupation of Fallujah sometime soon?

I may be the only one who caught it, but that dude at the end of the first row just checked out Kerry's butt....

Sorry, back to serious

Is it just me or is Bush getting REALLY really mad?

..... Allies...... don't push that button too much.

Bush might bring up Poland! :D


Sadly, Sen. Kerry did do himself in a little, last debate by not showing enough respect to the allies that did assist the US in Iraq.....but there can be no comparison between Sen. Kerry and Presidant Bush in regards to "who pissed off more people who aren't Americans".

And they said No, we need more.

Kerry needs to call Bush on his answer which basically said, 'Yay for pissing off Europe!'

I trusted sucky people. YAY for me!

Is it just me or is Bush getting REALLY really mad?

They both are. It's hysterical. We may not have presidential candidates after tonight.

these people shouldnt be allowed to get up, bush is gonna go illegal rugby moves on kerry

I'm not buying the "undecidedness" of some of that audience....

Ooh, good question.

"A military's job is winning the war, a president's job is winning the peace."

Brilliant, Kerry. I think he just hit the spot...

"A military's job is winning the war, a president's job is winning the peace."

Brilliant, Kerry. I think he just hit the spot...

Yeah that was good.

She said what would you do, not what he didn't. Get to the point...

bush is sizing kerry up, you can see it in his eyes

There it is. Thanks man.

Sounds like a good answer to me Kerry. He's actually answered the question, rather than go back to the "fact" that Saddam was a unique threat.

LOLOLOLOLOL
Bush = :mad:

bush is sizing kerry up, you can see it in his eyes
What's going on behind those beady little eyes of his? I think it's "I wonder if I could take him from behind..."

That answer almost made me want to scowl

I think that he wanted to do more than that. :D

Bush is saying, "Let the other nations do the diplomacy part. We'll just go in and kick asses if they don't do what we want."

Dude, did bush really just say he makes decisions on what he thinks is right and diddn't give a shit that everyone hates us?

yeah thats what president clinton did, and they didnt have nuclear bombs under clinton, he did a HORRIBLE job

Did anyone else notice Bush wink at Kerry? That was a bit odd.

"I'll do what I have been doing, even though it hasn't been working..."

Stupid responce fuckhead, the report said that sanctions WERE WORKING.

The Internets.

"We're paying attention, and we're going to make progress!" Uh. Ok. How? With those inspectors you prefer not to listen to?

It works until you kill them off in war.

The Internets.
:)

Oh good god, he said "axis of evil"... he's becoming more petulant by the second..

What an "internets", Mr President?

"There won't be a draft" we'll see what he has to say about that if he's reelected...

Bush is right about the troops in Europe.

Take people out of Europe and replace them with technology?

Is Bush suggesting a robot army?

That'd be AWESOME.

Kerry mispronounced "Kosovo".

What is 'fassle'?

Is it just me or does Kerry's hair look plastic?

Kerry mispronounced "Kosovo".
couldve been worse. he couldve said he heard about it on the internets

Take people out of Europe and replace them with technology?

Is Bush suggesting a robot army?

That'd be AWESOME.
A transformer robot army.....extra cool....

Bush mispronounced "Nevada". Meh.

HAHAHA!!!!! Bush is arguing with the moderator!!!!

That's it Bush! Run over the moderator!

ROFL did bush just jump out of his seat and start arguing and talking over the guy trying to moderate the debate?

POLAND!!!!!

did he just jump on the moderator?

One thing that has annoyed me for some time though, how do you add 40,000 troops to an all-volunteer army? Without turning Guard and Reserves into Regulars.

If any of you get sick of the debate I suggest muting it and turning on some music. It's can get pretty weird. Especially if Bush is talking and you start listening to Dead Kennedys. :D

Wow. Bush got PISSED.

LMAO Bush just got into an argument with the moderator... AND HE MENTIONED POLAND!!!

What has the microphone ever done to that woman? Was spitting at it really necessary?

If any of you get sick of the debate I suggest muting it and turning on some music. It's can get pretty weird. Especially if Bush is talking and you start listening to Dead Kennedys. :D


"Soup is good food".

yep. personal intelligence is always necessary. :D

lol kerry is schooling all the ignorant peopel about "derr terrorists havnt attacked us in 4 years hu hu"

LMAO Bush just got into an argument with the moderator... AND HE MENTIONED POLAND!!!

What's best is that the moderator was trying to give him an opportunity to respond, and Bush steamrolled over that to respond......30 minutes and he's lost his temper.

What has the microphone ever done to that woman? Was spitting at it really necessary?

:)

What's best is that the moderator was trying to give him an opportunity to respond, and Bush steamrolled over that to respond......30 minutes and he's lost his temper.

They really should not be allowed to walk around so much, and did anyone just notice Bush's few rapid blinks, he looks pretty pissed to me.

Check out Bush's blink rate. His blood pressure must be sky high.

What's best is that the moderator was trying to give him an opportunity to respond, and Bush steamrolled over that to respond......30 minutes and he's lost his temper.
like i said, he is going to tackle some one or at least throw something before its over


i can imagine it now, i turn away from my comptuer to see kerry talking and bush dives out of his chair and spears kerry

Heya. I'm a little annoyed that the rigors of my day ment that I missed the crowd instructions for this debate, as once again I'm watching it on C-SPAN.

But I got my sandwich ready, I'm all set up and the peanut gallery is in session. I hope this time we get more variety in voices, though I can understand why conservatives would steer clear in the first one (some of them came out in the VP debate and that is a good thing.

Remember, everyone is typing fast, no grammar or spelling nazis. If you want to drag on a discussion, thats up to you but you may fall behind.

Have fun, I have so far.



Quiet in the hall, time for it




Just a transatlantic question, when (date) an dat wich hour is the second presidential debate. Give the NYC time if when you know, ill calculate mine from that time to see it.

Is it tonight?

Just a transatlantic question, when (date) an dat wich hour is the second presidential debate. Give the NYC time if when you know, ill calculate mine from that time to see it.

Is it tonight?
On now?

Just a transatlantic question, when (date) an dat wich hour is the second presidential debate. Give the NYC time if when you know, ill calculate mine from that time to see it.

Is it tonight?
we're half an hour in

"...it'd [Iraq] be a haven for terrorists." (if we failed)

He did NOT just say that!

Just a transatlantic question, when (date) an dat wich hour is the second presidential debate. Give the NYC time if when you know, ill calculate mine from that time to see it.

Is it tonight?
um the 2nd debate is on right now, thats where there is 9 pages here

wait... why is the moderator asking a question?

Kerry definately has Bush on the defensive.

Just a transatlantic question, when (date) an dat wich hour is the second presidential debate. Give the NYC time if when you know, ill calculate mine from that time to see it.

Is it tonight?
Started 40 minutes ago

i'm worried i'm going to lose

"I'm worried, I'm worried"

Talk about mixed messages, jeez :rolleyes:

Yeah, Domestic issues!!!!!

WE live here....

Finally, a domestic issue.

Did he just forget his microphone?

rofl, did he just yell at the guy asking the question?

oh no! those damn third world countries trying to make money!

And god forbid we get drugs from a "third world"...

"I'm worried, I'm worried"

Talk about mixed messages, jeez :rolleyes:
Rats, I missed that....


OH SNAP! Did he just compare Canada to the third world????????
What was he saying about building coalitions.....

Bush wasn't ready for this question. He's stuttering.

You're making sure we don't get bad products...by getting rid of all access to said products.

That's like saying because one toy may have been poorly made, you banned the entire line of toys.

Bush is definately just pulling this out of his ass.

Ew... he said "missour-ah"... that's worse than nuc-u-lear...

Rats, I missed that....


OH SNAP! Did he just compare Canada to the third world????????
What was he saying about building coalitions.....

You know you screwed up when you start hitting on Canada what the hell have they ever done to anyone in the past half century.

You're making sure we don't get bad products...by getting rid of all access to said products.

That's like saying because one toy may have been poorly made, you banned the entire line of toys.
1 mcfarlane toy shoots something that could poke peoples eye out, better ban macfarlane toys

I think Kerry studied up on this question.

Was Kerry done, or did Bush just start talking?

hmm... Clinton sucked in N. Korea, but on drug policy, he was my idol

Yes, Kerry could've done more as a senator. But more than the President? I don't think so!

ouchouchouchouchouchouchouchouchochouchouchouch


slam!!!!

Bush is completely ignoring the question. He took it and used it to attack Kerry.

"We did something you don't know how to do... we balanced the budget."

W00T! Go Kerry! :D

Wow, that was a burn. What a burn.

Was Kerry done, or did Bush just start talking?
more than likely the latter

God, I can't believe this question just implied that trial lawyers are basically the ultimate enemy of the middle class.

Grr, stupid woman. Stupid moderator for allowing that.

Can we get off the word plan?

I have an idea, something that would work, realism!

God, I can't believe this question just implied that trial lawyers are basically the ultimate enemy of the middle class.

Grr, stupid woman. Stupid moderator for allowing that.
the mod is just trying to stay alive, if he starts getting smart he might find a light accidently fell from the ceiling onto his head

God, I can't believe this question just implied that trial lawyers are basically the ultimate enemy of the middle class.

Grr, stupid woman. Stupid moderator for allowing that.

Well, it is a question on a lot of people's minds about Edwards, gives Kerry a chance to defend his running mate.

I thought that Kerry and Edwards where the first and fourth most liberal.....
talking point train wreck....

Senator Kennedy? What the hell does that have to do with Kerry?

Did Bush just... insult Senator Kennedy... who has absoluately no relevance to this debate and is really well liked?

What a dick...

rofl, maybe we should regulate the medical industry to get rid of the frivolous lawsuits?

no thats evil bullshit! we cant do that!

So Bush's message is "Don't worry, Big Business will take care of you."

I have an idea, something that would work, realism!
Exactly - my plan would involve gaining as many allies as possible w/o alienating the world (like with Iraq), letting bygones be bygones with those who decline to join, and just get to work!

First an fourth most liberal, why doesn't Kerry just mention Bush's politics are closer to Hitler's than Kerry's, it's just about as pointless.

Zing

God job Bush, let's diss on socialism a little more here :rolleyes:

My friends and I, mostly Democrats and one Republican, are taking vodka shots every time Bush mispronounces a word.

God, I can't believe this question just implied that trial lawyers are basically the ultimate enemy of the middle class.

Grr, stupid woman. Stupid moderator for allowing that.
Lawyer's don't roam the streets pulling unwilling clients out of thier homes into court, blaming lawyers is like walking into a bar, decking the first guy you see and then saying "Man, fists are out of control these days..."

HAHAHA

Kerry is responsible for the SENATE!!!

IT's all your fault

Senator Kennedy? What the hell does that have to do with Kerry?

Massachusetts, they like to smash on us up here, remember, they are pinning the "Massachusetts Liberal" image on him.

Bush looks offended by this spending question.

My friends and I, mostly Democrats and one Republican, are taking vodka shots every time Bush mispronounces a word.
You'll get achohal poisoning....

rofl, they are going after trial lawyers. this is ludicrous

"it stuck in the senate because of trial lawyers"

its because of politcalman kerry and his trusty sidekick political boy edwards!

able to stop the full weight of congress with a single vote!

My friends and I, mostly Democrats and one Republican, are taking vodka shots every time Bush mispronounces a word.
You're not going to make it another 5 minutes.

Massachusetts, they like to smash on us up here, remember, they are pinning the "Massachusetts Liberal" image on him.

Yeah, I'm getting fairly fucking sick of people ragging on Massachusetts just because Kerry is from here, as if we're all Kerry clones. Never mind that we have a Republican Mormon governor.

So wait... we have an obligation to spend money, but KERRY'S way of spending money is wrong.

Yes, jobs are being made! However, you're still UNDER expectations, and you're still at a net loss.

run up taxes that will cost the economy jobs? didnt clinton raise taxes? didnt we have a 3.5% unemployment under clinton? dont we have 5.6% unemployment under bush and going up? thats right

Here we go again, dissing on Kerry's voting absences. Kinda rich coming from a guy who spent 8 billion weeks on vacation before 9/11...

rofl, they are going after trial lawyers. this is ludicrous

"it stuck in the senate because of trial lawyers"

its because of politcalman kerry and his trusty sidekick political boy edwards!

able to stop the full weight of congress with a single vote!
Of course.

Yeah, I'm getting fairly fucking sick of people ragging on Massachusetts just because Kerry is from here, as if we're all Kerry clones. Never mind that we have a Republican Mormon governor.

We're not Kerry clones, we all run around rampant not even trying to hide our liberalness, at least Kerry tries to cover it up.

That's a little misleading. We still had a debt back then-we just had the option of paying it down a bit.

So wait... we have an obligation to spend money, but KERRY'S way of spending money is wrong.
what is that? on things that will eventually save our asses money?

Bush is pulling out the little chimp look again.

Go Moderator!

I'm sick of people blaming Bush for the loss of jobs...that is such a gross usage of Post hoc ergo propter hoc that I can hardly stand it.

Everybody knows that the economy blew up right as Clinton was leaving office. We've been recovering ever since.

I love how bush is going after kerry for not showing up to vote for certain bills. Never mind the fact that he was on vaction for 1/3 of his presidency, of course.

bush is ready to start making stuff up to blame on liberals

SLAP! That's right moderator, moderate!

I'm sick of people blaming Bush for the loss of jobs...that is such a gross usage of Post hoc ergo propter hoc that I can hardly stand it.

Everybody knows that the economy blew up right as Clinton was leaving office. We've been recovering ever since.
im not blaming it on bush, im running with what he gave me. bush STATED that raising taxes will cause job losses. he thus blamed job losses on kerry in the future. i took it and run with it

That torpedoed Bush's dad.......

That is going to come back to haunt Kerry if he gets elected....

really???? wow! Promising no tax increase for under 200k.

where's that money really coming from? show us!

I'm sorry, but two hundred thousand dollars a year is a hell of a lot of money. We really don't need to be feeling sorry for these poor people and their tax cuts... that's just a hell of a lot of money. :(

Once again we hear only drivel from the candidates. We hear nothing on either candidates plans. We don't hear anything of any true substance. They give nothing specific. They tell that all sorts of talking points, and they don't give us anything specific, just plain babble.

so big corporations are bad?

Kerry should NOT have said he wouldn't raise taxes. Even if he meant "for people under 200k", that's one hell of a sound byte to leave for the Republicans in 2008.

battling green eyeshades?

WTF???

really???? wow! Promising no tax increase for under 200k.

where's that money really coming from? show us!
take 30% of 150k

take 30% of 300k

please come again

Can someone explain "babbling green eyeshades"?????

$4000 tuition tax credit seems really nice to a current college students.

Once again we hear only drivel from the candidates. We hear nothing on either candidates plans. We don't hear anything of any true substance. They give nothing specific. They tell that all sorts of talking points, and they don't give us anything specific, just plain babble.
It's hard to get too specific in two minutes. Also, if they go into details pundits will slam them for being dry...all they want to hear is something like "Well, there you go again Mr. President..."

Kerry should NOT have said he wouldn't raise taxes. Even if he meant "for people under 200k", that's one hell of a sound byte to leave for the Republicans in 2008.
"Read my lips, no new taxes"

*shudder*

Haha, Bush ran out of things to say before his time was up... god Bush is doing so poorly...

im not blaming it on bush, im running with what he gave me. bush STATED that raising taxes will cause job losses. he thus blamed job losses on kerry in the future. i took it and run with it

The only way that raising taxes can counter job losses is if the government creates more public sector jobs...it doesn't sound like Kerry wants to do that. He wants to use the taxes to pay for the current infrastructure...

That's not necessarily bad, but if people are taxed and spending decreases, companies will lay people off to counter the loss of profits. That's a simple fact in business.

Kerry should NOT have said he wouldn't raise taxes. Even if he meant "for people under 200k", that's one hell of a sound byte to leave for the Republicans in 2008.
they dont need soundbites, they pull quotes out of their ass anyway

God job Bush, let's diss on socialism a little more here :rolleyes:
socialism sucks though

take 30% of 150k

take 30% of 300k

please come again

Then he needs to say this! It's easy to say it'll happen, but show us.

Kerry should NOT have said he wouldn't raise taxes. Even if he meant "for people under 200k", that's one hell of a sound byte to leave for the Republicans in 2008.
Yeah, he should've worded better. He'll end up paying for that one.

Once again, calling him the number 1 most liberal. Blatant lie.

battling green eyeshades maketh no sense to me.

The only way that raising taxes can counter job losses is if the government creates more public sector jobs...it doesn't sound like Kerry wants to do that. He wants to use the taxes to pay for the current infrastructure...

That's not necessarily bad, but if people are taxed and spending decreases, companies will lay people off to counter the loss of profits. That's a simple fact in business.
go away and stop making up stuff

"You can run. But you can't hide."

Now Bush is using his "War on Terror" propaganda to attack Kerry. God this is sick.

96 votes is a made up number, it's on factcheck.org....

Once again, calling him the number 1 most liberal. Blatant lie.

Yeah, doesn't he go hunting?

I thought that the most liberal was Kennedy.


Notice, Bush isn't defending himself, he is attacking Kerry.

battling green eyeshades maketh no sense to me.
i bet it goes into a commercial


and what is all this bullshit bush is talking about?

refer to my sig, one by Stewart, either one

go away and stop making up stuff

You obviously do not understand business, friend. I come from a business family...and that's the way it works.

I will vote for whichever candidate promises me free food. Espescially if the free food comes in large quantities.

battling green eyeshades maketh no sense to me.
Who wants to be in charge of finding the Flash animation that'll be making fun of that tommorrow?

I thought that the most liberal was Kennedy.


Notice, Bush isn't defending himself, he is attacking Kerry.

Politics is a tactic of "artful"attack.

"i'm a good steward"

HELL NO!

I think Bush is doing a little better than the last one. Not by much, he's still getting somewhat thrashed.

socialism sucks though
No, pure capitalism sucks. Communism sucks. Socialism, however, does not suck. You're confusing your terms, I think.

HAHAHA Bush is going on about his love of the environment...LMAO he's so fucking bad at this... I'm just cracking up.. "I'm a good steward of the land"... why doesn't he just come out and admit he doesn't give a fuck about the envrionment?

What the hell kind of question is "What has Bush done to improve air and water supply?"

Bush and environment.. gah he treated the environment like the red-headed stepchild :(

I think Bush is doing a little better than the last one. Not by much, he's still getting somewhat thrashed.

I do not think that he's getting thrashed at all. He seems to be giving the right answers.

"How do you stop forest fires? Get rid of forests!"

Who wants to be in charge of finding the Flash animation that'll be making fun of that tommorrow?
I'm gonna be finding that for sure.

How dare Kerry call himself a Red Sox fan!

"What has Bush done to improve air and water supply?"

Hold in his farts?

"How do you stop forest fires? Get rid of forests!"

:D :D :D

What the hell kind of question is "What has Bush done to improve air and water supply?"
"Vote for Bush, so he can finish the work he never began"

How dare Kerry call himself a Red Sox fan!
Ah, that was a good line :)

Damn. Kerry's in his element. Bush looks nervous. He's swallowing hard and stuttering.

That's actually a pretty true thing. The reason why there was the huge fire in Yellowstone back in the '90s is because the underbrush became so dense that the entire park went into fire.

future of our planet or Jobs in America.

I choose jobs. Let your children die while you live well.
;)

I'm gonna be finding that for sure.
bush is funny flash fodder

stewart is gonna light him UP tonight

Hold in his farts?

By god, I think you've got it.

Damn. Kerry's in his element. Bush looks nervous. He's swallowing hard and stuttering.

That's how Bush speaks.

future of our planet or Jobs in America.

I choose jobs. Let your children die while you live well.
;)

:D

clean air=tasty

Tough one.

How dare Kerry call himself a Red Sox fan!
He didn't, he compared Bush to one.


'We say to the rest of the world "We don't agree with you, go away."'
I paraphrased but that line was brilliant...

chief air quality person

Wouldn't it be funny if that woman was rich?

i'm not fiscally responsible?

Did Kerry just say that? :rolleyes:

Wouldn't it be funny if that woman was rich?
She looked middle class, but that'd be hilarious.

*opens and closes his eyelids rapidly, imitating Bush-chimp*

Wouldn't it be funny if that woman was rich?
Yeah, I can't wait for someone to say that...