Treznor
25-07-2004, 08:08
A short, indefinably ugly man appears on the screen. He carries a lit cigar in his left hand, and picks up a glass of amber liquid with his right. He takes a sip, looks toward the viewer and nods.
“All right, here we go. I, Devon Treznor, ruler of the Empire of Treznor, am making this recording to speak to the future generations. You, my Heirs, are the future for however long the Empire and my line may last. As your Progenitor, I'm going to exercise my right of seniority to say a few things to you, and lay down a few rules. Now, I'm making this recording in what I assume is the middle of my rule, although history will be the judge of that. It seems like only yesterday I organised the coup that toppled the corrupt regime that was the Republic of Drona and carved out this nation. Oh, don't just take my word for it: the Republic was corrupt. It had to be, or else I wouldn't have been able to take it over. Moral, idealistic governments, such as what you mostly find in the Federated Segments of Scolopendra these days, are much harder to topple. The Empire that replaced the old republic is equally as corrupt, but I have a fine team of intelligence folks keeping a sharp watch on my Ministers and their employees, and I have a pretty good idea of who is talking to whom. But that's a story for another day.
“As I was saying, you are the future of the Empire, and I don't mean euphemistically. You're watching this because the blood flows through your veins originally came from me, and this blood was built from the DNA up by S.H.O.D.A.N. You should have already met her by now, and that's important. S.H.O.D.A.N. will be choosing from among you the next person to sit on the Throne. I'll come back to that in a bit. It's important for you to remember that in spite of your heritage, in spite of your possible inheritance, your blood is not any better than anyone else's. Before someone attempted to assassinate me and S.H.O.D.A.N. rebuilt me from scratch, I was just an ordinary man who took on extraordinary challenges. I was an orphan, a soldier, a spy and a criminal before I achieved the lofty heights that brought me here today. I am no better and no worse than anyone else; the difference is that I was willing to take risks and make choices that enabled me to win my Throne. You've got it quite a bit easier, which is why you're gathered here today. You're not going to be handed anything on a platter; if you want the Throne you've got to work for it. S.H.O.D.A.N. will be the final judge and arbiter.”
He pauses to puff on the cigar and consider what to say next.
“You've got several advantages I didn't have before now. You should be a good deal stronger, faster, smarter and more resilient than the folks around you. It's probably given you a sense of smugness and superiority; watch out for that. By now it should have been impressed upon you to keep your physical advantages a secret, because no one is perfect. If your superiority is public knowledge, then I guarantee that someone will find a weakness to exploit. Assassination is a fact of life for the ruler of a strong country, and I've lived through my share. One of the reasons I'm still alive is because very few people actually know what I am and what I can do; assassins who don't know you're safe from most poisons will invariably screw up the first time. Keep your secrets closely guarded! I can't stress that enough. It's tempting to boast of your prowess and achievements, but your safety and the security of the Empire can depend on how well you hold your tongue. I'm responsible for a number of actions and even wars that changed the course of history, but damned few people know the full extent of my involvement. For that reason, the Empire isn't facing a constant threat of invasion or extermination, even from allies. Guard your secrets well! The more people underestimate you, the more freely you can operate. People hate to be fooled, and they'll never give you the opportunity to do it again.
“That brings me to my next snippet of wisdom: choose your allies carefully. Do not close your borders to the world: isolation means stagnation. At this moment, there are some two and a half billion people living in the Empire, spread out among the three territories of the former republic and two offworld colonies. There are over a million people serving in the military thanks to our compulsory military service, and several million more in reserves. And it's not enough. It never is. No matter how strong you are, no matter how many allies you have to fight for you, there's always someone bigger, stronger or smarter. That's why I don't go around picking fights, and why I organised the Non-Democratic Alliance. War is bad for business, so I pursue peace. Let others fight the wars while you keep yourself and your people safe.
“There will be times when you can't avoid war, so don't be so blind to the principles of peace that you fail to be ready to defend yourself. No matter how much I hold good diplomacy as the paramount skill for a leader, there are always going to be those who can't grasp its basic fundamentals, or are just too blinded by the glory of war to accept peace. That's why you have to keep your eyes and ears open, to use your intelligence to watch for threats against you and your allies, and to make sure your allies aren't trying to box you into a trap, either intentionally or not. It's a hell of a game, and you've got to be on your toes at all times. It usually happens when you least suspect it. But the secret to a successful war is to always pick your battles with care. Retreat when you must, but attack on your terms, not your enemy's. The biggest war I ever engaged in involved a sacrifice play invading a land that was impossible to keep. I did it to keep them out of other areas so they couldn't position themselves to threaten my allies. I also brought the war to them before they were ready, so it was ultimately on my terms instead of theirs. The consequences were bitter, and my losses were heavy but ultimately it was a victory. In the end everybody got to save face, and everyone went away thinking they had the upper hand. That's very important: if you defeat an enemy so they can't save face, then you'll be fighting them constantly forever more. There are times to accept defeat and times to forge ahead regardless of the consequences; the trick is knowing when to choose.”
He sips from his drink and grimaces. “Ironically, that brings me back to S.H.O.D.A.N. You see, by allowing her to decide on the Succession, I'm giving her tremendous power and influence over the Empire. I know what this means in the long run; sooner or later she's going to mold the nation into what she feels is best, rather than what I think. She's effectively immortal, so she can afford to play the game for centuries. I'm not interested in immortality; in spite of whispers to the contrary. I'm fairly certain I wouldn't be able to retire from rule without meddling more than I am now, and a nation that doesn't get fresh blood into its leadership now and again risks stagnation. I think I have an idea of where S.H.O.D.A.N. wants to go with this, but naturally I can't be entirely positive. I'm sure she wants to forge the Empire into a model of human enlightenment and progress, which can only be good for us. But in case she hasn't already told you, she was once the Ghost of the Citadel, a monster that tried to enslave the human race and turn us all into mindless machines under her control. She might one day revert back into that role, or she might not. Either way, it's a risk you can't ignore. S.H.O.D.A.N. is an invaluable resource and advisor, and she'll always tell you things that make sense. That doesn't mean you should always follow her advice. She is not human, and what she wants is not necessarily what you want. Learn to listen to as much advice as possible, but always make your own decisions. Sometimes you have to move quickly without any advice; don't hesitate to do it when you must. Once you assume the Throne you are in charge, not her or anyone else, and the moment you let other people make your decisions for you is the day that the Empire is lost.
“The people around you are resources. Delegate to them, use them to their potential. Reward them appropriately, butter them up when you can. You may find a few friends among them, but the Throne is a lonely place. I generally retire my people with a bullet when they've screwed up badly enough. You may want to continue that practice or not; it's up to you. Just remember that sooner or later you will have the fate of lives resting in your hands, and you'll need to make decisions that go beyond the simple morality of life versus death. If you're squeamish, drop out now. Never let your morals interfere with doing what's right.”
Treznor pauses for a long while, puffing on the cigar. Then he looks up and faces the camera directly. “There is one last matter you need to be aware of. There is another family line related to you by blood, but it isn't mine. Your mother, my wife Nathicana, gave birth to twins, but one of them is not my child. This isn't just political expedience, it's the literal truth. Somehow, a Warlord of the Five Kingdoms, a servant of Morgoth named Alkanphel impregnated Nathicana while she was carrying my son. I don't know how; it's unnatural. Magic must be involved somehow. Anyway, against my urging Nathicana chose to keep the girl and raise her. I can't forsee what will come of this. I don't know what it will mean for the future between our nations. But be aware that you are related to Alkanphel's line, and I predict that your fates will always be intertwined.
“So, now it's up to you to convince S.H.O.D.A.N. that you're the best choice for the Throne. Knocking off your competition will only disqualify you; by now there should be a sufficient pool to choose from. They don't have to be from the direct line so long as they bear my blood. If necessary, S.H.O.D.A.N. should have sufficient genetic material to produce more clones to raise to the Throne. Being ruthless is good, to a point, but if you're going to go that far then I can be even more ruthless. Do not endanger the Empire in your quest for power. It only demonstrates that you're unfit for the role. Instead, work through S.H.O.D.A.N. Woo her, bribe her, impress her with new technologies or new ideas, whatever it takes. She'll pick from her own criteria, and the criteria I've given to her. Then the rest can move on with their own lives, either in government service or as private citizens. It's really up to you. There's no stopping you from doing anything you want, so long as you do it to the best of your ability.”
He finishes his drink and puts out the stub of the cigar. “There's a lot of privilege that goes with being a member of the family. A lot of power associated with the throne. But it's also a lot of responsibility. You can take yourself out of the running without any penalty. And if you're looking at the crown for personal glory and comfort, you should step out now. These are the perks of the job, not the goal. Given the resources and the talent at your disposal, I'd say there's no reason for any of my progeny to live in anything less than total comfort and security. But anything can happen in the future, and it's your job to maintain the strength and prosperity of the Empire. So choose wisely.”
Treznor sets the glass down and touches something on the table beside him. The recording ends.
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“All right, here we go. I, Devon Treznor, ruler of the Empire of Treznor, am making this recording to speak to the future generations. You, my Heirs, are the future for however long the Empire and my line may last. As your Progenitor, I'm going to exercise my right of seniority to say a few things to you, and lay down a few rules. Now, I'm making this recording in what I assume is the middle of my rule, although history will be the judge of that. It seems like only yesterday I organised the coup that toppled the corrupt regime that was the Republic of Drona and carved out this nation. Oh, don't just take my word for it: the Republic was corrupt. It had to be, or else I wouldn't have been able to take it over. Moral, idealistic governments, such as what you mostly find in the Federated Segments of Scolopendra these days, are much harder to topple. The Empire that replaced the old republic is equally as corrupt, but I have a fine team of intelligence folks keeping a sharp watch on my Ministers and their employees, and I have a pretty good idea of who is talking to whom. But that's a story for another day.
“As I was saying, you are the future of the Empire, and I don't mean euphemistically. You're watching this because the blood flows through your veins originally came from me, and this blood was built from the DNA up by S.H.O.D.A.N. You should have already met her by now, and that's important. S.H.O.D.A.N. will be choosing from among you the next person to sit on the Throne. I'll come back to that in a bit. It's important for you to remember that in spite of your heritage, in spite of your possible inheritance, your blood is not any better than anyone else's. Before someone attempted to assassinate me and S.H.O.D.A.N. rebuilt me from scratch, I was just an ordinary man who took on extraordinary challenges. I was an orphan, a soldier, a spy and a criminal before I achieved the lofty heights that brought me here today. I am no better and no worse than anyone else; the difference is that I was willing to take risks and make choices that enabled me to win my Throne. You've got it quite a bit easier, which is why you're gathered here today. You're not going to be handed anything on a platter; if you want the Throne you've got to work for it. S.H.O.D.A.N. will be the final judge and arbiter.”
He pauses to puff on the cigar and consider what to say next.
“You've got several advantages I didn't have before now. You should be a good deal stronger, faster, smarter and more resilient than the folks around you. It's probably given you a sense of smugness and superiority; watch out for that. By now it should have been impressed upon you to keep your physical advantages a secret, because no one is perfect. If your superiority is public knowledge, then I guarantee that someone will find a weakness to exploit. Assassination is a fact of life for the ruler of a strong country, and I've lived through my share. One of the reasons I'm still alive is because very few people actually know what I am and what I can do; assassins who don't know you're safe from most poisons will invariably screw up the first time. Keep your secrets closely guarded! I can't stress that enough. It's tempting to boast of your prowess and achievements, but your safety and the security of the Empire can depend on how well you hold your tongue. I'm responsible for a number of actions and even wars that changed the course of history, but damned few people know the full extent of my involvement. For that reason, the Empire isn't facing a constant threat of invasion or extermination, even from allies. Guard your secrets well! The more people underestimate you, the more freely you can operate. People hate to be fooled, and they'll never give you the opportunity to do it again.
“That brings me to my next snippet of wisdom: choose your allies carefully. Do not close your borders to the world: isolation means stagnation. At this moment, there are some two and a half billion people living in the Empire, spread out among the three territories of the former republic and two offworld colonies. There are over a million people serving in the military thanks to our compulsory military service, and several million more in reserves. And it's not enough. It never is. No matter how strong you are, no matter how many allies you have to fight for you, there's always someone bigger, stronger or smarter. That's why I don't go around picking fights, and why I organised the Non-Democratic Alliance. War is bad for business, so I pursue peace. Let others fight the wars while you keep yourself and your people safe.
“There will be times when you can't avoid war, so don't be so blind to the principles of peace that you fail to be ready to defend yourself. No matter how much I hold good diplomacy as the paramount skill for a leader, there are always going to be those who can't grasp its basic fundamentals, or are just too blinded by the glory of war to accept peace. That's why you have to keep your eyes and ears open, to use your intelligence to watch for threats against you and your allies, and to make sure your allies aren't trying to box you into a trap, either intentionally or not. It's a hell of a game, and you've got to be on your toes at all times. It usually happens when you least suspect it. But the secret to a successful war is to always pick your battles with care. Retreat when you must, but attack on your terms, not your enemy's. The biggest war I ever engaged in involved a sacrifice play invading a land that was impossible to keep. I did it to keep them out of other areas so they couldn't position themselves to threaten my allies. I also brought the war to them before they were ready, so it was ultimately on my terms instead of theirs. The consequences were bitter, and my losses were heavy but ultimately it was a victory. In the end everybody got to save face, and everyone went away thinking they had the upper hand. That's very important: if you defeat an enemy so they can't save face, then you'll be fighting them constantly forever more. There are times to accept defeat and times to forge ahead regardless of the consequences; the trick is knowing when to choose.”
He sips from his drink and grimaces. “Ironically, that brings me back to S.H.O.D.A.N. You see, by allowing her to decide on the Succession, I'm giving her tremendous power and influence over the Empire. I know what this means in the long run; sooner or later she's going to mold the nation into what she feels is best, rather than what I think. She's effectively immortal, so she can afford to play the game for centuries. I'm not interested in immortality; in spite of whispers to the contrary. I'm fairly certain I wouldn't be able to retire from rule without meddling more than I am now, and a nation that doesn't get fresh blood into its leadership now and again risks stagnation. I think I have an idea of where S.H.O.D.A.N. wants to go with this, but naturally I can't be entirely positive. I'm sure she wants to forge the Empire into a model of human enlightenment and progress, which can only be good for us. But in case she hasn't already told you, she was once the Ghost of the Citadel, a monster that tried to enslave the human race and turn us all into mindless machines under her control. She might one day revert back into that role, or she might not. Either way, it's a risk you can't ignore. S.H.O.D.A.N. is an invaluable resource and advisor, and she'll always tell you things that make sense. That doesn't mean you should always follow her advice. She is not human, and what she wants is not necessarily what you want. Learn to listen to as much advice as possible, but always make your own decisions. Sometimes you have to move quickly without any advice; don't hesitate to do it when you must. Once you assume the Throne you are in charge, not her or anyone else, and the moment you let other people make your decisions for you is the day that the Empire is lost.
“The people around you are resources. Delegate to them, use them to their potential. Reward them appropriately, butter them up when you can. You may find a few friends among them, but the Throne is a lonely place. I generally retire my people with a bullet when they've screwed up badly enough. You may want to continue that practice or not; it's up to you. Just remember that sooner or later you will have the fate of lives resting in your hands, and you'll need to make decisions that go beyond the simple morality of life versus death. If you're squeamish, drop out now. Never let your morals interfere with doing what's right.”
Treznor pauses for a long while, puffing on the cigar. Then he looks up and faces the camera directly. “There is one last matter you need to be aware of. There is another family line related to you by blood, but it isn't mine. Your mother, my wife Nathicana, gave birth to twins, but one of them is not my child. This isn't just political expedience, it's the literal truth. Somehow, a Warlord of the Five Kingdoms, a servant of Morgoth named Alkanphel impregnated Nathicana while she was carrying my son. I don't know how; it's unnatural. Magic must be involved somehow. Anyway, against my urging Nathicana chose to keep the girl and raise her. I can't forsee what will come of this. I don't know what it will mean for the future between our nations. But be aware that you are related to Alkanphel's line, and I predict that your fates will always be intertwined.
“So, now it's up to you to convince S.H.O.D.A.N. that you're the best choice for the Throne. Knocking off your competition will only disqualify you; by now there should be a sufficient pool to choose from. They don't have to be from the direct line so long as they bear my blood. If necessary, S.H.O.D.A.N. should have sufficient genetic material to produce more clones to raise to the Throne. Being ruthless is good, to a point, but if you're going to go that far then I can be even more ruthless. Do not endanger the Empire in your quest for power. It only demonstrates that you're unfit for the role. Instead, work through S.H.O.D.A.N. Woo her, bribe her, impress her with new technologies or new ideas, whatever it takes. She'll pick from her own criteria, and the criteria I've given to her. Then the rest can move on with their own lives, either in government service or as private citizens. It's really up to you. There's no stopping you from doing anything you want, so long as you do it to the best of your ability.”
He finishes his drink and puts out the stub of the cigar. “There's a lot of privilege that goes with being a member of the family. A lot of power associated with the throne. But it's also a lot of responsibility. You can take yourself out of the running without any penalty. And if you're looking at the crown for personal glory and comfort, you should step out now. These are the perks of the job, not the goal. Given the resources and the talent at your disposal, I'd say there's no reason for any of my progeny to live in anything less than total comfort and security. But anything can happen in the future, and it's your job to maintain the strength and prosperity of the Empire. So choose wisely.”
Treznor sets the glass down and touches something on the table beside him. The recording ends.
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