NationStates Jolt Archive

Yay moddy powers! I WIN! :D

Hey, no fair.. I wanted to be first topic..lol :P :sniper:

Let's all laugh at the people who can't post http://europeanaffairs.co.uk/forum/images/smiles/icon_twisted.gif

Screw laughing, lets pick them off!

:sniper:

:mp5:

MuaAhahaHAhahAHahAHahaHahaHAhaHAH!

This is an abuse of Moderator power. iLock.

/me supresses a snicker.

--The Jovial States of Cogitation
"Laugh about it for a moment."
NationStates Self-Proclaimed Court Jester.

This is an abuse of Moderator power. iLock.

/me supresses a snicker.

--The Jovial States of Cogitation
"Laugh about it for a moment."
NationStates Self-Proclaimed Court Jester.

This is abuse of Moderator power. I DEAT j00 haha

This is abuse of Moderator power. I DEAT j00 haha

Steph, no flamebaiting. This is an official warning.


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Myrth
Ruler of the Cosmos
Forum Moderator

Steph, no flamebaiting. This is an official warning.


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Myrth
Ruler of the Cosmos
Forum Moderator

Bah! :gundge:

Abuse of mod power?

http://pages.slu.edu/org/karmazin/8ballyes.gif

I WILL EAT YOUR BRIANS!

YES! ALL PEOPLE NAMED BRIAN WILL BE EATEN BY ME!

(passive voice will be used)

I WILL EAT YOUR BRIANS!

YES! ALL PEOPLE NAMED BRIAN WILL BE EATEN BY ME!

(passive voice will be used)

PASSIVE VOICE IS FOR THE WEAK!

And how the hell did my posts jump to over 9000?

Oh, and check out my mildly breaking powahz! RAWR!

And how the hell did my posts jump to over 9000?

Oh, and check out my mildly breaking powahz! RAWR!

All the double posts etc. that didn't actually even appear on the old server have now come out of hiding and given us all a postcount boost. I'm afraid this makes you a spammer so I'll have to reset your postcount to -1.

I wonder what these tags do.

OMG IMA USE ANOTHER FONT LOL OMGWTF!!1?

Ooooh...
Split and merged! :eek:

Lades and Gentlemen,

As you can see, several NationStates Moderators have simultaneously lost their minds. This has caused certain... things... very bad things... to happen that will delay bringing the forums back into full operation again. What these "things" are are Moderator secrets and I cannot go into detail.

Please do not press the "BACK" button on your browser in an attempt to try to fix this as that could cause the... ummm... "things"... to get worse.

We apologize for the inconvenience and appreciate your patience and cooperation.

--The Jovial States of Cogitation
"Laugh about it for a moment."
NationStates Self-Proclaimed Court Jester

NO! WE SHALL NOT BE SILENCED
WE MUST FIGHT ON FOR THE GOOD OF ALL MANKI....


*A pair of men in white coats appear and drag Myrth off*

:headbang:

Lades and Gentlemen,

As you can see, several NationStates Moderators have simultaneously lost their minds. This has caused certain... things... very bad things... to happen that will delay bringing the forums back into full operation again. What these "things" are are Moderator secrets and I cannot go into detail.

<snipz0r>

--The Jovial States of Cogitation
"Laugh about it for a moment."
NationStates Self-Proclaimed Court Jester

You're just jealous because the forums are making out with ME! :fluffle:

Omg! Beta Forum Name!

And watch me steal my own sig!

And this thread has clearly earned my vote of 5!

As you can see, several NationStates Moderators have simultaneously lost their minds.
You're just jealous because the forums are making out with ME! :fluffle:
I rest my case. :p

--The Jovial States of Cogitation

And watch me steal my own sig!

And this thread has clearly earned my vote of 5!

This thread sucks now you've done that.

1 star.

How do you put in a vote of eleventy billion stars!?

How do you put in a vote of eleventy billion stars!?

Vote with your eleventy billion divided by five puppets?

I am the very model of a modern Major-General,
I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical
From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical;
I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical,
I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical,
About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news,
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse.

I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical,
I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical,
About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news,
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse.
Is that all?

I can apply the 4th-order Runge-Kutta finite difference approximation to differential equations, so I'm really not impressed. :p

--The Jovial States of Cogitation
"Laugh about it for a moment."
NationStates Self-Proclaimed Court Jester

Is that all?

I can apply the 4th-order Runge-Kutta finite difference approximation to differential equations, so I'm really not impressed. :p

Oh, yeah!?

I CAN FLY.

WANNA SEE!?

Oh, yeah!?

I CAN FLY.

WANNA SEE!?

Yes. Do it.

Now.

:) :mad: :headbang: :rolleyes: :sniper: :cool: :mp5: :p :gundge: ;)

Myrth rocks.

Myrth rocks.

:D

OMFG!!!! LOLOL!!!11

I N00KZ0RZ J00!!!!1 :sniper: :sniper: :mp5: :mp5: :gundge: :gundge: :upyours:

I have nothing to say but it's OK.

:sniper: :sniper: :sniper: :sniper: :sniper: :sniper: :sniper: :sniper:

SPAM

Shouldn't we be leading by example here? And I N00KZ0R T3H RATING! *razzberry*

Shouldn't we be leading by example here? And I N00KZ0R T3H RATING! *razzberry*

If this is us leading by example, then Jolt is doomed. :p

--The Jovial States of Cogitation
"Laugh about it for a moment."
NationStates Self-Proclaimed Court Jester

I was simply pointing out that it would be considered spam to do that. *I* would never do it unless in a purely educational fashion.. haha :D

I was simply pointing out that it would be considered spam to do that. *I* would never do it unless in a purely educational fashion.. haha :D

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Omg! I Can Upload Omgomgomg

What's It Worth! (http://www.johnkerry.com/audio/whatitsworth.mp3)

OMG I can post a link!!!

Ooo... Rummy-a-go-go, baby!

I Thou shalt not spam.
II Thou shalt not flame.
III Thou shalt not gravedig.
IV Thou shalt not post goatse or tubgirl.
V Thou shalt not pornographicate.
VI Thou shalt not troll.
VII Thou shalt not register false complaints.
VIII Thou shalt not grief.
IX Thou shalt not post that which does not belong in a forum section within it.
X Thou shalt engage in, within the confines of II, only RP that falls within the standards thereof and does not violate RP ettiquette.

X Thou shalt engage in, within the confines of II, only RP that falls within the standards thereof and does not violate RP ettiquette.

Addendum: Unless thou art posting a storefront, for verily, all role-playing shall flee from and disdain such activities, yet such activities shall still be allowed within the confines of II. Should you wish to role-play without wired money, thou shalt go to NS, where the Snobs of Yore doth reside.

I have to admit, I enjoyed reading this thread.

Have these rules been carved on stone?

MUAHAHA Now nonmods can post in this topic

This thread has an unbelievable number of views. I think everybody read this topic while we were salivitating for the forums to come back.

Durh.

Mods, you should be ashamed of yourselves. The horrid act of n00bishness was a discusting site for me to see. THESE are the mods? I said to myself.

This repulsive act should never be repeated again. That was sickening.


! PWN j00 @||, n008s!!!!!!!!!!1111111!shift+1!!!11!

This thread has an unbelievable number of views. I think everybody read this topic while we were salivitating for the forums to come back.

Muahahaha!
And I have TWO accounts! :eek:
This one has a crappy postcount ;/

And this one has my 1337 postcount but no mod powers. Decisions, decisions...

And so the first post on the Jolt forums was archived.