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Neutered Sputniks retires!

[violet]
05-05-2004, 07:36
It is my sad duty to report that the sometimes loved, often feared, always controversial Neutered Sputniks has decided to retire as Moderator.

Neut has been a Senior Game Mod on NationStates for about a year, and during that time he fought countless battles against spam, griefers, and other undesirable elements to keep the NS the place we know and love. He also introduced into NationStates lingo the famous term "DEAT", which will not be forgotten in a hurry.

It's always a shame to lose a good mod, and I hope the NS community will join with me in wishing Neut all the best and thanking him for his very significant contribution to the game.

Thanks Neut!
Guinness Extra Cold
05-05-2004, 07:39
A reasonable individual who gave a lot of time and effort into this site despite having a very busy real life.

I for one wish him well in all his endeavors.

GEC
Unfree People
05-05-2004, 07:41
Aww... we'll miss you Neut. Um, ok, some of us will. I wish you the best of luck in your marriage and your life.
The Brotherhood of Nod
05-05-2004, 09:12
Farewel Neut!
Ancient and Holy Terra
05-05-2004, 09:16
Neut...you were a guiding light in a time of chaos, spam, and weirdos :D. Nobody'll forget your contributions to the Nationstates community. Thanks for the good times. :?

~Terra~
Colodia
05-05-2004, 09:17
A salute is in order
Crazy girl
05-05-2004, 09:26
NOOOOOO!!!!!

you can't quit neut, which mod shall i now endlessly complain about, annoy when i'm bored, and use as the proof that mods are evil! :cry:
Argyres
05-05-2004, 09:30
You've always been a standup guy in my book Neut, and I'm sorry to see you go. Best of luck to you :)
Guvner
05-05-2004, 09:34
He ruled us with an iron fist and occasionally a piece of string; my oldest nation looks considerable younger due to an extreme, but temporary, case of DEATing; and many players will carry the scars of being moderated for the rest of their NationStates lives. However, Mods take life and Mods give it back.

Neutered’s actions have always been reasonable even if their verbal envelopes looked like debt collectors final demands.

I hope you continue to be part of the NationStates world and I’m sure that at some time in the future the temptation to enter the halfway house of semi-retirement will be too much.

Whilst many of us grumbled and groaned, considering the traffic and the workload, we needed at least one psychotic robo-Mod to keep the game playable and you got the flack for being it.

Good luck Neut and we will miss you, even if for some people that is a masochistic impulse.
1 Infinite Loop
05-05-2004, 09:38
10-4 Keep the bugs off your bumper and the Bears off your, Tail.
3 am Eternal
05-05-2004, 09:43
“My mommy always said there were no monsters—no real ones—but there are.”—Newt, Aliens

Couldn't help posting again. Thank you for keeping us in line and poking us with sticks. Good luck Neut, in everything.
EuroSoviets
05-05-2004, 13:15
It's a sad day when Neutered Sputniks decides to retire. I remember being helped by Neut when Allied States of EuroIslanders, my region, was spammed repeatedly by a UN multi - Neut deleted the buggers and kept on deleting them til they stopped. I would say that we will miss him, and his interesting sense of humour.

Goodbye Neut, and thanks for all the fish!

Regards,
F.K. Druslov,
Communist Federation of EuroSoviets,
Founder of Allied States of EuroIslanders,
RLA / ADN.
Myrth
05-05-2004, 13:21
Was an honour working with you, even if it was only for a couple of weeks :wink:
imported_Blackbird
05-05-2004, 14:23
*salues Nuet*
Tuesday Heights
05-05-2004, 14:40
Best wishes to you, Neut! You will be missed.
Rondebosch
05-05-2004, 14:56
Cheers. <bows respectfully>
Attitude 910
05-05-2004, 15:45
Bye Neut :cry:
Klonor
05-05-2004, 15:51
Neut, you gave me my first ever Mod warning and I still feel it. Farewell! So long! I wish you nothing but happiness and long life in the times to come.

*sob*

I need a hug
Goobergunchia
05-05-2004, 21:57
Awww.... :cry:

I didn't always agree with your rulings (especially re: the Pacific), but you always did your best to be fair and definitely helped make life on NationStates better by DEATing the rulebreakers. We're going to miss you.
Neutered Sputniks
06-05-2004, 00:44
lol...

You guys are all kissin up like I'm still a Mod or somethin... :P


Thanks for the well-wishes.
The Evil New York
06-05-2004, 00:45
Die! DIE DIE DIE!!! You were a freind of Sythia!
NuMetal
06-05-2004, 02:51
Bye man....


Are you leaving the game or just modship?
Colodia
06-05-2004, 05:28
lol...

You guys are all kissin up like I'm still a Mod or somethin... :P


Thanks for the well-wishes.

So like...are we gonna find you in an old folks home or something doing crossword puzzles and eating oatmeal?

Or are we going to see you with the REAL NS members and still post like a MAN! (or a WOMAN!)

That "Retired" Moderator name makes you look old...trade it in at Rep's Forum Title Contest area or go back to "Powerbroker" or "Postmaster"...whatever's appropriate for you
Raem
06-05-2004, 06:05
:?

You're at least gonna stick around, ja? Well, at any rate, it's the end of an era. :cry:
The Most Glorious Hack
06-05-2004, 11:00
Die! DIE DIE DIE!!! You were a freind of Sythia!

Hardly.

Had a good run Neut, I wish you the best.
Neutered Sputniks
06-05-2004, 14:20
Die! DIE DIE DIE!!! You were a freind of Sythia!

Hardly.

Had a good run Neut, I wish you the best.

Yeah, it was. Check your email.
Lemmingcus Meenicus
06-05-2004, 19:37
Crap.

Now who can I bitch about?

Any Mod Volunteer?

Anyone?

Does this mean the humor troll has to retire too?

crap! Crap! CRAP!

Nooo, Nuet didn't think of me when he chose to retire. What about MY FEELINGS HUH? You didn't consider them did you?

NoooooOOO, you had to go and retire and leave me alone ! And where does that leave me huh? You insensitive clod! And here I thought all this work we'd done being antagonistic to each other was leading somewhere special! And now , Now?????

Argghhhh! I can't handle this right now. I can't believe you're doing this to me. Selfish - That's what you are SELFISH!

//runs away sobbing
Cogitation
06-05-2004, 21:56
crap! Crap! CRAP!

Nooo, Nuet didn't think of me when he chose to retire. What about MY FEELINGS HUH? You didn't consider them did you?

NoooooOOO, you had to go and retire and leave me alone ! And where does that leave me huh? You insensitive clod! And here I thought all this work we'd done being antagonistic to each other was leading somewhere special! And now , Now?????

Argghhhh! I can't handle this right now. I can't believe you're doing this to me. Selfish - That's what you are SELFISH!

//runs away sobbing

Neut's married. This is what happens when you go and have an affair. :P

--The Jovial States of Cogitation
"Laugh about it for a moment."
NationStates Self-Proclaimed Court Jester
Spoffin
06-05-2004, 23:25
crap! Crap! CRAP!

Nooo, Nuet didn't think of me when he chose to retire. What about MY FEELINGS HUH? You didn't consider them did you?

NoooooOOO, you had to go and retire and leave me alone ! And where does that leave me huh? You insensitive clod! And here I thought all this work we'd done being antagonistic to each other was leading somewhere special! And now , Now?????

Argghhhh! I can't handle this right now. I can't believe you're doing this to me. Selfish - That's what you are SELFISH!

//runs away sobbing

Neut's married. This is what happens when you go and have an affair. :P

--The Jovial States of Cogitation
"Laugh about it for a moment."
NationStates Self-Proclaimed Court JesterIt was always going to end in tears...
Spherical objects
06-05-2004, 23:45
http://www.geog.ucsb.edu/~jeff/earthgifs/world.gif

Well, everytime I look in the mirror I still see the scars you sadistic bastard but I suppose your wit and wisdom, rivalled only by old dubya, will be missed.

http://hayrideofhorrors.com/butcher.jpg
Neo England
07-05-2004, 00:34
Heh, I remember the several bouts of agreement and disagreement, Neut and I had in the NS2 forum, those were the days, eh?

Good luck Nuet!
Liverpool England
07-05-2004, 07:08
Good gracious! Two in the space of under a day? Well, so long Neut, good luck and take care.
Asmodean
07-05-2004, 09:51
I am shocked! Truly I am. But not surprised.

After seeing Neut taking the holy seat of Over Lord in Hell a.k.a founder I know this would spell destruction somehow.

Will this mean you point your evil humor against our region and only concentrate on us. That would be evil :twisted:
Roania
07-05-2004, 09:54
lol...

You guys are all kissin up like I'm still a Mod or somethin... :P


Thanks for the well-wishes.

Say it ain't so, Neut... say it ain't so... :cry:

*snaps to attention, and throws a salute*

You were a good mod, Neut. A good mod. If your successor does only half as well as you, NS will be in good hands.
07-05-2004, 14:59
*performs a little jig on his grave...coughs up a greenie and spits*

Bye Bye Neuty



:wink: :lol: 8)
Cogitation
07-05-2004, 18:42
*performs a little jig on his grave...coughs up a greenie and spits*

Bye Bye Neuty



:wink: :lol: 8)

...and Beeker is gone, again.

Before anyone comments: No, I can't take credit for this modbomb.

--The Modified Democratic States of Cogitation
Gothic Kitty
07-05-2004, 18:45
No, I can't take credit for this modbomb.

--The Modified Democratic States of Cogitation

Nice action

http://mig81.com/carinthe/images/smiles/Whdatk.gif
Naleth
07-05-2004, 21:56
lol...

You guys are all kissin up like I'm still a Mod or somethin... :P
I'd actually say this is quite a bit more kissing up then you got as a mod ;)

Best of luck with your free time in (drum role) the real world!
-Zoloft-
07-05-2004, 23:04
Thanks for killing all that goatse and allied crap.
SalusaSecondus
07-05-2004, 23:22
Crap.

Now who can I bitch about?

Any Mod Volunteer?

Anyone?

Be my guest. I haven't had any committed detractors since my first week on the Job.

http://www.weirdozone.0catch.com/projects/nationstates/salusasecondus/salusasecondus2.jpg
SalusaSecondus
Tech Modling
B4kst4br
08-05-2004, 00:39
Although I didnt know you Neut, I would have to say that it sux to lose a mod.
Not many people are mod material, but by observing your actions, I see that you had it. To be a mod takes great responsibility, you had that.
You will be missed.
Lemmingcus Meenicus
08-05-2004, 03:00
Be my guest. I haven't had any committed detractors since my first week on the Job.

Bah - That would be like kicking Barney on Valium. No matter how hard you kicked - he'd sing nicely back. You're too damned centered to make a good punching bag.
Raem
08-05-2004, 03:10
Not to mention the fact that hating on Salusa is rather unproductive. What are we going to whine about, him defending against hackers?

Yeah, I thought so.
Cogitation
08-05-2004, 03:30
Not to mention the fact that hating on Salusa is rather unproductive. What are we going to whine about, him defending against hackers?

OMGNOES!!!111 U SHOLD LET ME HAK NS SOS I CAN STEALZ NATIONZ!!!111 I WANNA BE THE UBER1337H4><0R!

--The Jovial States of Cogitation
"Laugh about it for a moment."
NationStates Self-Proclaimed Court Jester
imported_Miss
08-05-2004, 05:16
well i hate to see anyone leave but you gotta do what you gotta do
so heres the big one whom is going to be the founder of HELL now?
this is a press ing matter that has been going on for too long now so can you please clear it up before you go?

thank for the warnings
good luck adn farewell


King of Hell
-miss- :evil:
SalusaSecondus
08-05-2004, 06:38
Be my guest. I haven't had any committed detractors since my first week on the Job.

Bah - That would be like kicking Barney on Valium . . .

Now that's an insult if ever I heard one.
NuMetal
08-05-2004, 21:35
Be my guest. I haven't had any committed detractors since my first week on the Job.

Bah - That would be like kicking Barney on Valium . . .

Now that's an insult if ever I heard one.


Don't worry, you can just sneak in some custom "special" titles for his nation :wink: :twisted: :wink:
Kurai Nami
08-05-2004, 21:43
Be Well Neut, And may you have a good RL :D
Lemmingcus Meenicus
09-05-2004, 02:54
Now that's an insult if ever I heard one.

Nahhh. My first impulse was to call you a "tickle me elmo" doll.

:wink:
Sdaeriji
09-05-2004, 07:25
The mods are dropping like flies. Enodia, Neut. Who's next?
Ikitiok
09-05-2004, 12:02
Bye bye, Neut...I always thought you were kinda cool 8)
Ackbar101
11-05-2004, 05:30
I'm dissapointed.



Neut at least pissed everyone off, not just special interest groups (*cough**cough**invaders*).
Persecuted Redeemed
11-05-2004, 06:59
Well, I'm extremely late coming in on this thread but I also want to extend my well wishes to ya, Neut.

You were one of the fairest mods there was. And third funniest, in my opinion.

And you were the only mod to tick off just about everyone in the game. Thank you for your completely liberal flaming.

Good luck, and hope to see you around.
Qaaolchoura
12-05-2004, 01:41
Bye Neut.

We'll miss your services. Maybe now you can go back to being the sarcastic Generalite who I observed glimpses of back in the summer and autumn.

Why is it that whenever I stop logging onto the forums, someting worth observing happens. . .
Luke, Qaaolchoura's Player
imported_Miss
12-05-2004, 04:38
well i hate to see anyone leave but you gotta do what you gotta do
so heres the big one whom is going to be the founder of HELL now?
this is a press ing matter that has been going on for too long now so can you please clear it up before you go?

thank for the warnings
good luck adn farewell


King of Hell
-miss- :evil:


it seems that my questions fall on deaf ears!
will one of the MOD's please answer.
Neut doesn't even reside in Hell therefor i don't know why a founder hasen't been chosen?


please help!


W.W.N.
King of Hell
-miss-
Queen of the Damned :twisted:
Neutered Sputniks
12-05-2004, 05:17
Well, I'm extremely late coming in on this thread but I also want to extend my well wishes to ya, Neut.

You were one of the fairest mods there was. And third funniest, in my opinion.

And you were the only mod to tick off just about everyone in the game. Thank you for your completely liberal flaming.

Good luck, and hope to see you around.

Liberal as in 'in large amounts' or liberal as in 'political leanings'? Cuz...uh...I dont recall flaming as much as just calling it how I saw it...
The Basenji
12-05-2004, 05:35
While I got the feeling you didn't like me a whole lot for one reason or another, and even gave me a warning once (Though I deserved it), it's still sad to see a mod of your experience and professionalism leave. You're dark humor and strictness will be missed. Best of luck elsewhere.

Peace.
~Bas
Nothingg
13-05-2004, 04:41
bye
Persecuted Redeemed
13-05-2004, 06:48
Liberal as in 'in large amounts' or liberal as in 'political leanings'? Cuz...uh...I dont recall flaming as much as just calling it how I saw it...

Most definitely not the first option, although my reasoning behind it was more along the lines of, thank you for showing no particular affiliation with any political, religious, or cultic group as you stated your opinion.

I used flaming as my term because those who seem to have no side anger those who do, far more than their opponents ever will.
Qaaolchoura
14-05-2004, 01:26
Wait a sec, you're leaving utterly like Enodia? I thought that [violet] said you were just stepping down. :?

Ahh well, if you're leaving utterly can you reveal the great secret as to whether NS2 will be per player or nation? I never did find the answer. . .
Moozimoo
14-05-2004, 07:48
Are you they guy wityh 150 nations?
Catholic Europe
14-05-2004, 15:51
Wow....I didn't expect Neut to 'resign'. I thought that he would stay.
Neutered Sputniks
14-05-2004, 19:26
bye

Thank you.
Konania
15-05-2004, 04:04
]Neut has been a Senior Game Mod on NationStates for about a year
*cough* HOLY FRELL IT'S BEEN A YEAR!?

... Wow. Time flies.

See ya around, Nutty. :) You'll have to drop by one day >_>

--Felix
Bleasdale Revival
16-05-2004, 14:32
So long Nuet. Any fond memories? Hope I wasn't your most shining moment while you were MOD. Besides, I'm retiring soon too.
Crazy girl
17-05-2004, 06:58
i'll miss ya bleas, hope you'll stick around a bit with a few nations, so i can still telegram ya..
ZurHigh
17-05-2004, 10:51
With only a few? I'm still having too much fun creating new countries. Not like my old ways, as I find the UN boring now. Too much work. CU
Crazy girl
17-05-2004, 10:58
hey, how many are you on now?
i'm on 204 (well, 202 at the moment, let 2 die, thought i had them in vacation mode)
i still think the UN is fun, but only one UN nation for me ;)
New Cyprus
19-05-2004, 02:16
Good luck Nuet! I'll miss your presence on NS dearly! :cry: