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I am n00b

73H 1337 N008U1470R
16-04-2004, 19:59
I am n00b.

Omnipresent.

Indestructible.

At times, incomprehensible.

None may harm me with impunity. Untold thousands of nuclear weapons will rain upon those foolish mortals who dare challenge my ascendancy. And should that prove insufficient, I shall throw in some antimatter as well. And my alliance with the Q Continuum for good measure.

You can never hope to grasp the source of my power. My strength lies in the mind. In following self-imposed rules, you have become prisoners of your minds. Not I. I think outside the box. Your forces are impressive, but if I say they have tripped a nanohole mine and have been sucked into oblivion, tough. What are you going to do about it? Ignore me? Too late. I have already copied your storefront.

The forces of darkness have begun their march. Tomorrow is a new day of conquest.
16-04-2004, 20:04
*smacks you with a pie* :P
Jordaxia
16-04-2004, 20:08
*laughs*
*joins in, with tomatoes*
Hippie Woozles
16-04-2004, 20:11
*smacks you with a pie* :P

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm pie :lol:
Sir Percy Blakeney
16-04-2004, 20:12
:lol:

*joins in with custard pies*

Wheeeeeeeee...

You're invincivisible are you? Uhuh...

*pulls spare bomb out of pocket, lights fuse, thows in direction of n00b and runs for cover, fingers in ears*

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!
Serengarve
16-04-2004, 20:15
Does someone this articulate actually count as a n00b?
Sir Percy Blakeney
16-04-2004, 20:15
This is fun!!! :D
Sir Percy Blakeney
16-04-2004, 20:19
depends what your definition of a n00b is...

According to Sirocco (Sirocco's guide to the language of nationstates) a n00b is someone who don't play right.

A newbie on the other hand is someone new to the game and who is willing to learn the rules.

Ergo a n00b doesn't necessarily have to be a newbie but could be. Could also be someone who likes assing around.

Having written all that it occurs to me that either could be articulate...over to you :)
Stephistan
16-04-2004, 20:24
I don't think the n00b would mind if I told you.. so you could all try and guess..lol

It's some one you all know..lol

...and no, it's not me.
Moozimoo
16-04-2004, 20:26
is it max barry?
Jordaxia
16-04-2004, 21:00
Melkor? No wait. Tactical? Can you narrow it down a bit? Is it a mod at all, or just an important NS player. (I'm sure it isn't me, but I never know...)
Serengarve
17-04-2004, 00:43
If we don't guess, is it going to be revealed to us later on?
17-04-2004, 00:52
OK, I have to watch this. Usually VD only posts on RPs I'm involved in, but this is worthy of attention....
By the way, I'm not, "73H 1337 N008U1470R," though I am Warmongering Lunatics. :wink:
Colodia
17-04-2004, 00:53
It's either Raysia, ExstacyXxX, Cath. Europe, or Parratoga

I have feelings for these kinda things
Elvandair
17-04-2004, 01:59
i have a bellybutton
Myrth
17-04-2004, 02:01
I am n00b.

Omnipresent.

Indestructible.

At times, incomprehensible.

None may harm me with impunity. Untold thousands of nuclear weapons will rain upon those foolish mortals who dare challenge my ascendancy. And should that prove insufficient, I shall throw in some antimatter as well. And my alliance with the Q Continuum for good measure.

You can never hope to grasp the source of my power. My strength lies in the mind. In following self-imposed rules, you have become prisoners of your minds. Not I. I think outside the box. Your forces are impressive, but if I say they have tripped a nanohole mine and have been sucked into oblivion, tough. What are you going to do about it? Ignore me? Too late. I have already copied your storefront.

The forces of darkness have begun their march. Tomorrow is a new day of conquest.

Hi TG :D
Elvandair
17-04-2004, 02:07
can someone translate "73H" ??? Please?
Lapse
17-04-2004, 02:26
can someone translate "73H" ??? Please?
73H=teh=the
Elvandair
17-04-2004, 04:03
that's what I thought, but I was thinking, Why isn't the "E" at the end.
17-04-2004, 04:07
Let's hold bets on how much longer until this thread is locked. I bet on 15 minutes.
Jordaxia
17-04-2004, 04:08
Traditional n00b spelling, as I'm sure you're aware.
They try to touch type, so "the" comes out "teh", and it just stuck.