NationStates Jolt Archive

Kiel, Germany- In a sudden out pouring of rage Norway unleashed a huge air, land, and sea attack on Denmark.

The nordic country not even apart of the EU has isolated its self from the rest of the world in the last few years building up more and more rage only to be released on a unsuspecting neighbor.

At nearly 1:25 AM (GMT +0) nearly 50 Norwiegian bombers flew over Copenhagen. Denmark air traffic control tried to contact the fleet but the airport was taken by Norwiegian Ski Patrol. All passanger planes were rigged with explosives and destroyed.

Explosions ripped through the ancient city. Many civilians poured into the streets into confused Danish Police directing them directly into on coming Norwiegian troops and mowed down with assualt rifles.

Across in Helsingborg and Malmo, Sweden explosions could be see and heard.

"My mother is in Copenhagen today!" cried Bjorn Christsenson, 25, dock worker in Malmo. "I hope she is okay."

The Danish PM contacted the US and EU presidents as so as possible. "Who knows what the Norwiegians have in their arsenal," Vice-President Dick Cheney said to reporters early in the morning, "No one really knows what's in Norway any more. They nearly drifted away from reality."

Nearly 25,000 US Marines are being sent to the Danish-German border from Haiti, Iraq, South Korea, and Afganistan. Also Britain is sending 30,000 troops, Spain 13,000, Italy 11,500, France 10,250, and Turkey 6,500. Other EU and UN nations are planning to send troops but no speifics have been made by those countries.

Huge fleet of Norwiegian ships have entered the Baltic and Northern Seas. Norway has identified Sweden's neutralship and is avoiding the country and moving into Finnish, Russian, Polish, and German waters. Unleashing powerful waves of artillery. Germans are currently 'hoping for the best.'

www.cnn.com/1/breaking/norwayatt.html

is this a joke (i hope)?

yes, it has to be, otherwise the world will be shortly fucked.

If this is real, the end is suddenly nearer and nearer.....oh Lord God Almighty...... :shock:

it is a joke (i think) the link doesnt work and its not in the world news section

Gimmie PROOF NOW! Please!

Is the lifes' of thousands not enough!?!?!

you people are gullible beyond belief.

either this is a joke or, john titors predictions are coming true

Hey, Vixen Foxxinnia, are you playing around, or are you on somethin.....

I think hes trying to be "prophetic".

Hey, Vixen Foxxinnia, are you playing around, or are you on somethin.....it is a complete and utter fallacy

Lol, why didn't you mention squads of Norwegian Beserker Death Moose?

What do you mean 'on something'?

Lol, why didn't you mention squads of Norwegian Beserker Death Moose?

If many mouses = Mice.

Shouldnt the plural form of moose be Meese?

Like Goose = geese?

Are you a LIEING VIXEN Foxinnia, eh?

Yeah.

Mmk, just needed to know, and I'll let this go, Vixen Foxinnia, or should I just say Vixen?.......hmmm.....anyway, :wink:

Yeah.
I figured. Geez... some people, really.

if they said sweden i would believe it....historically sweden is about due to conquer all of its neighbours, sort of a 500 year tradition...you cna learn a lot from history you know...like how for instance every 50 years for some odd stupid reason people start blaming jews for messes they caused themselves [look it up not kidding lol] oh well heh but norway....come on guys.....norway....lol i mean....Vikings come on hahaha

if they said sweden i would believe it....historically sweden is about due to conquer all of its neighbours, sort of a 500 year tradition...you cna learn a lot from history you know...like how for instance every 50 years for some odd stupid reason people start blaming jews for messes they caused themselves [look it up not kidding lol] oh well heh but norway....come on guys.....norway....lol i mean....Vikings come on hahaha

I don't think that is too far off...

Sad to say...it isnt off at all take a look, read european history the only 50 year stretch where we didnt jump on jews was during the reformation and they were jumping on jews protestants, catholics you name it.

Even if the 'article' made any sense, Cheney's response and the idea of sending 25,000 marines were both absolutely absurd.. I guess the anti-Bush Admin. propaganda's pretty thick in some parts of the world, but for God's sake, we do have professionals running the country, even if you disagree with the direction they're taking it.

I knew we should have invaded Norway! Now it's too late!

I like how the article said that the US and EU sent almost 100,000 troops. If Norway mobilized like 100%, they'd have like 800,000 troops max, and like three dozen after we finished shooting their planes out of the sky and bombing the tar out of every living organism in the country. Pretty funny.

ummm but norway hasnt been under sanctions for ten years and bombed in to crud weekly....oh and it isnt a desert...yeah we sure bombed the tar out of serbia only took us 10 years to make them say F it....and thats all they did was say F it...they didnt surrender or anything.

ummm but norway hasnt been under sanctions for ten years and bombed in to crud weekly....oh and it isnt a desert...yeah we sure bombed the tar out of serbia only took us 10 years to make them say F it....and thats all they did was say F it...they didnt surrender or anything.

Invading Norway (especially with a multinational force) would make invading Iraq look like WWII. Be realistic. I'm not putting down Norway or anything, I know they would never start a fight.

ummm but norway hasnt been under sanctions for ten years and bombed in to crud weekly....oh and it isnt a desert...yeah we sure bombed the tar out of serbia only took us 10 years to make them say F it....and thats all they did was say F it...they didnt surrender or anything.

Invading Norway (especially with a multinational force) would make invading Iraq look like WWII. Be realistic. I'm not putting down Norway or anything, I know they would never start a fight.\

Actually, the terrain, the disperse population and the size of Norway would make it very difficult to conquer indeed.

funny how clicking that link goes to a 404 page and for for some wird coinsidence Celestial Underground posted a phony invasion story linked to another 404 page, the Keeper is thinking they both came off the same keyboard and someone is playing with their puppets and hoping to avoid getting bombed for spamming.

Invading Norway (especially with a multinational force) would make invading Iraq look like WWII. Be realistic. I'm not putting down Norway or anything, I know they would never start a fight. Except that almost the whole or Iraq's army just gave up, most even left their equipment and went home before the fight started, because they hated Saddam as much as we did and they didn't want to die for him. Put a country that actually believes in what they are fighting for and we'd see something vastly different.

ummm but norway hasnt been under sanctions for ten years and bombed in to crud weekly....oh and it isnt a desert...yeah we sure bombed the tar out of serbia only took us 10 years to make them say F it....and thats all they did was say F it...they didnt surrender or anything.

Invading Norway (especially with a multinational force) would make invading Iraq look like WWII. Be realistic. I'm not putting down Norway or anything, I know they would never start a fight.\

Actually, the terrain, the disperse population and the size of Norway would make it very difficult to conquer indeed.

A widely dispersed population would make it hard to commit a thorough genocide campaign, not take over. Norway has 4 million residents, to Iraq's 25,000,000, and a maximum resstence of around 800,000. I mean, Iraqis just weren't motivated, so if Norway was, for some reason, highly motivated, they could do some damage, but not too much.

ummm but norway hasnt been under sanctions for ten years and bombed in to crud weekly....oh and it isnt a desert...yeah we sure bombed the tar out of serbia only took us 10 years to make them say F it....and thats all they did was say F it...they didnt surrender or anything.

Invading Norway (especially with a multinational force) would make invading Iraq look like WWII. Be realistic. I'm not putting down Norway or anything, I know they would never start a fight.\

Actually, the terrain, the disperse population and the size of Norway would make it very difficult to conquer indeed.
Not difficult, just time consuming.

funny how clicking that link goes to a 404 page and for for some wird coinsidence Celestial Underground posted a phony invasion story linked to another 404 page, the Keeper is thinking they both came off the same keyboard and someone is playing with their puppets and hoping to avoid getting bombed for spamming.

That would make sense since Celestial Underground didn't seem to care...

At nearly 1:25 AM (GMT +0) nearly 50 Norwiegian bombers flew over Copenhagen. Denmark air traffic control tried to contact the fleet but the airport was taken by Norwiegian Ski Patrol.

Nice story but people allready felt that there was something wrong here because you can not ski from Norway to Denmark, the sea is in between..


Nearly 25,000 US Marines are being sent to the Danish-German border from Haiti, Iraq, South Korea, and Afganistan. Also Britain is sending 30,000 troops, Spain 13,000, Italy 11,500, France 10,250, and Turkey 6,500. Other EU and UN nations are planning to send troops but no speifics have been made by those countries.

www.cnn.com/1/breaking/norwayatt.html

The most troops would come from the UK, France and Germany not of Spanish weak forces.