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The USS invaded http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/index.cgi/51447/page=display_nation/nation=squi in the early hours of February 6th 2005.

Fighting was short.

The USS has made the first territorial gain, over a weak, back-wards country. "We wanted to prove our military strength!"

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The USS invaded http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/index.cgi/51447/page=display_nation/nation=squi in the early hours of February 6th 2005.

Fighting was short.

The USS has made the first territorial gain, over a weak, back-wards country. "We wanted to prove our military strength!"

You’ve got like 12 million people….his got like 1.6 billion! His STANDING ARMY is bigger than you entire pop…..You have a reasonable economy, his is frightening….meaning he’s got more guns, tanks, planes, boats….anything, than you…..in all honesty, I would even say you got 50 feet past the border…

OOC: I don’t see how you did this…being as small as you are…and you really cant just up and take someone’s nation, he has to tell you what losses he took. If you are some bigger nations puppet…that explain the military, but I don’t think you are cause any larger nation would know how to RP better…and most likely wouldn’t waste his/her time doing this…

There population was made up of un-skilled, no education, refugees.

we have installed a communist friendly government, and have removed our forces from the reigion.

1.64 billion unskilled refugees? Right... This is not RPing, this is just stupidity.

prepare the IGNORE Cannon!

OOC:

This seems pretty ridiculous...thats it, Im invading the United Socialist States.

IC:

A military aide burst into Overlord Marduks throne room, he held a dataslate in his left hand and a portable radio in the other a smug look of superiority was on his face as he spoke. "M'lord, Squi has been assaulted by the United Socialist States. What is the governments position?" Marduk took the slate from his aide and surveyed it, "This nation has acheived great victory from the looks of things...though we cannot possibly allow such an aggressive nation to be left unchecked. Send the 3rd army to their nation...dispatch the military and set up a more polite government will you. You're in charge of this one General Firenzo." Firenzo cocked his eye and said "But lord, Iam but a captain..." Marduk cut him off mid-sentence "Take a hint Firenzo! now, deal with these folks quickly...and be sure to give them plenty of chances to surrender." Firenzo clicked his heels in salute and marched out of the throne room.

OOC:

Im sorry, but, you may have been able to take out Squi...as doubtful as that is, but you aint gonna beat me. I have a space fleet and my nation is on Mars, but my technology base is pretty much modern. I wont throw any super weapons at you and I wont do any space bombardment. I have a question though...is your nation Land locked or does it have a shore line?

OOC:

This seems pretty ridiculous...thats it, Im invading the United Socialist States.

IC:

A military aide burst into Overlord Marduks throne room, he held a dataslate in his left hand and a portable radio in the other a smug look of superiority was on his face as he spoke. "M'lord, Squi has been assaulted by the United Socialist States. What is the governments position?" Marduk took the slate from his aide and surveyed it, "This nation has acheived great victory from the looks of things...though we cannot possibly allow such an aggressive nation to be left unchecked. Send the 3rd army to their nation...dispatch the military and set up a more polite government will you. You're in charge of this one General Firenzo." Firenzo cocked his eye and said "But lord, Iam but a captain..." Marduk cut him off mid-sentence "Take a hint Firenzo! now, deal with these folks quickly...and be sure to give them plenty of chances to surrender." Firenzo clicked his heels in salute and marched out of the throne room.

OOC:

Im sorry, but, you may have been able to take out Squi...as doubtful as that is, but you aint gonna beat me. I have a space fleet and my nation is on Mars, but my technology base is pretty much modern. I wont throw any super weapons at you and I wont do any space bombardment. I have a question though...is your nation Land locked or does it have a shore line?

OOC: Hopefully this'll teach him some good RP etiquets... He could use it... and hopefully, he'll learn how to RP properly (I'm going to assume that this is his first ever RP here and doesn't know any better)

OOC:

That and I can probably gain some sort of a soviet minion out of this. My nation is hardcore Stalinist...so this should be fun.

Ah......fresh meat, may we join in the fun? I would like to blood my nation military on the flesh of his nation.

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Ubel Hat Entfesselt
There are only three sins - causing pain, causing fear, and causing anguish. The rest is window dressing.
Our Bio-Military (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=122413)

Before you decide to go to war please make sure you don't commit suicide. You need to learn more about RPing my friend.

Before you decide to go to war please make sure you don't commit suicide. You need to learn more about RPing my friend. lol, I think our buddy Auman will be taking care of that part ;-)

OOC: Doesn't Squi have to post and "react" for this to be a legitimate RP?

OOC: Doesn't Squi have to post and "react" for this to be a legitimate RP?

ooc: - Oh yes, I sent that nation a TG informing it of this thread :) I like see what their response is :wink:

OOC: Doesn't Squi have to post and "react" for this to be a legitimate RP?

Oh yes, I sent him a TG informing him of this thread :) I like see what their response is :wink: As did I after I made my first post in here

imminent IGNORE Cannon blast from Squi...

OOC: Doesn't Squi have to post and "react" for this to be a legitimate RP? Yip... that's why I (and apparently Ubel Hat Entfesselt, too) TG'd him to let him know he's been invaded...

imminent IGNORE Cannon blast from Squi... lol, I gave him some other suggestions to teach him a little lesson instead of ignore cannon...

what bout glassin him?

or fryin him?

or making him mincemeat.

what bout glassin him?

or fryin him?

or making him mincemeat. In the end, probably will happen... ;-)

he just needs to learn. He is a new RBA member.

Get a game like Civilization. This isn't a game where you go to war with made up storylines from each party. Put your efforts into learning a new subject or something

he just needs to learn. He is a new RBA member. He is? Well, let's get him some trainin then

OOC: Wow... I could probably beat this nation... and my army's most advanced weapon is the crossbow.

hmmm i don't know really how to train but chuck a big book of rules at his face.

hmmm i don't know really how to train but chuck a big book of rules at his face. Well, let's start by giving him the basics of what to do and what not to do, and that grammer in IC posts are important... Then, let's get him into some basic RP's... :-) Quick (hopefully), easy (it's better be), and fun (ok, maybe not)...

good idea

OOC: Doesn't Squi have to post and "react" for this to be a legitimate RP?

ooc: - Oh yes, I sent that nation a TG informing it of this thread :) I like see what their response is :wink:

OOC: I'm also curious to see what Squi's reaction would be too. I figure they (as I'm unsure what gender Squi is) might just laugh at this thread and how absurd it is...though I forgive the newbie for not knowing any better.

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what bout glassin him?

or fryin him?

or making him mincemeat.

OOC:

Nah, Im looking for a good ol' fashion dust up. Armour advances, 3 day long artillery bombardments and air battles. No one will learn anything from being nuked.

OOC:

Im not a modern tech nation, but I'll rp one for this war. Socialist States TG'd me and told me that he cut off Pesticide shipments and blockaded me...then proceeded to claim "You will not win" I'll just have to see about that. Socialist States doesn't really know what its gotten itself into...

AUBC News flash:

-Newsfeed starts- "Good evening, Iam Christy Takanawa and here is AUBC News at 11." -Camera view changes, a picture of Aumanii naval vessels are displayed to the top right of the screen, underneath is a caption 'BLOCKADE!'- "Earlier today Naval forces belonging to the Union of Socialist States have begun a blockade, a representative of the Socialist Union was quoted as saying "All shipments of pesticides and metal ore have been cut off, your nation is blockaded. You will not win.". Though the comment is shaking, one must not fail to realise that there is no trade between our great league and the enemy. Overlord Marduk has responded to this threat quickly and efficiently, dispatching Aumanii naval assets to remove Socialist State forces from our waters and enforce the Vascilian way of life upon them and they're allies." -Camera angle changes, and sports caster Brett Fulloni is now pictured, there is a caption, again on the top right of the screen saying 'Snooker Game Fiasco!'.-Foreign Newsfeed ends-

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General Firenzo was put in charge of dealing with the "Socialist Problem" and when he heard of the naval blockade he was stunned, for he could not understand the boldness of this enemy. General Firenzo spoke at length "This military is weak, but bold it is. It would do best to watch them for now...we mustn't react to quickly or we will be brought into a trap. Scramble maritime recon aircraft, ascertain the numbers and effectiveness of the enemy fleet and then I will formulate a plan of attack." Colonel Doltry of the Aumanii border services saluted his lord and spoke "Yes lord, though what are we to do if they attack the recon missions?" Firenzo took up a glass of water and drank from it before speaking, "Have each Maritime mission accompanied by three wings of strike fighters(36 fighters in total) if they get snippy and try to challenge than they have full right to sink any ships they please. Also, deploy the 1st and 2nd fleet groups in postures of challenge, they may fire when fired upon...be sure that they stay on full alert." Colonel Doltry nodded, clicked his heels in salute and left the office.

Get the fuck outta my country or I'm nuking you all.

get the f.uck outta my country or i'll fucking nuke the shit outta ya and fucking rape all your women in the ass

w0nd

get the FUCK OUT

Get the f--- outta my country or I'm nuking you all. HA! What a dumb nut you are.

Get the f--- outta my country or I'm nuking you all.

Watch the flaming, bucko, unless you want to be on the business end of a modbomb. You 'invaded' somebody, people reacted. Such is roleplay.

But keep flaming, and you'll find your nation wiped from the face of the game in no time flat.

~Evil Empress Rep Prod the Ninja Mod

He defonately "kept it up" with what equals about a page worth of spam

But, honestly, i think we got a lost cause for RPing here, I dont think ya'll will be able to teach him anything. At least ya tried. Unless he calms down, and learns the rules of enguagement, his ability as an RPer isnt going anywhere

WHATS OOC FOR FUCKS SAKE

WHATS OOC FOR f--- SAKE

man calm down much?
Its OOC = Out of Character, meaning something you aren’t doing IC, which is in character, or in "game"

If you’d read the stickys at the top of this board, you’d know that, then again, if you’d read them THIS WOULD NOT HAVE HAPPENED!!!!!

Minister Of Tourism
Room 27, Desk 3
The Government Building
(you know that ugly concrete
bulding next to PCWS Park)
Fresnop, pc477792
Republic of Squi
Taggert


Dear Union of Soviet States :

I unfortunetely have not been able to locate the telegram you sent concerning your invasion. I have even asked Carl (the Prime Counselor, and he wasn't happy to phoned at home) but no one here in the government has any recollection of having seen it. We would be happy to confirm your invasion upon recieving a telegram, I suggest you check the adress and resend it.

We are all out of copies of the booklet "So You're Invading Squi", but I can give you some summary advice from the booklet.

1. The Republic of Squi withdrew from the United Nations when it became clear that the UN was going to pass the resolution banning Biological Weapons. The Republic of Squi has economized on its standing army expenses by creating a selection of Doomsday Plagues designed to destroy all life on the planet. If the codes on the Doomsday Plague Storehouses (not all located in Squi) are not reset weekly by Carl, they will be released and all nations will go. In the event of a serious threat to the soverignity of Squi we expect all the rigth-thinking nations of Earth to respond with massive force to prevent the invasion and persuade Carl to reset the codes on the Plague Storehouses.

2. The Republic of Squi has removed all legislation regarding the ownership of weapons in private hands. This, combined with our outrageous crime rate, has resulted in almost 100% gun ownership by the residents of Squi, a significant portion of those guns being what would be considered military grade weapons in most other countries. Aerosol Nerve gas was popular for a while as a personal defense agent similar to pepperspray in other countries, and still is carried by some people. The government has no nuclear weapons and we don't think there are many in private hands, but you never know. Many private security forces use armoured vehicles and because of the crime rate so do shipping convoys. Our population is heavily armed and just a tad paranoid. In the event of a full mobilization of the population (yes, we do have compulsary military service), fully 75% of the population of Squi can be expected to be mobilized with their own familiar weapons in next to no time (this works out to about 60 people gunning after every man, woman and child in your country).


3. The people of Squi will pretty much leave you alone if you leave them alone. You can march down the road all you want (after having paid the fees) and shout whatever nationalistic nonsense you want and no one will bother you. If you start telling people what they have to do they will quickly become offended unless you offer to pay them for it. The official currency of Squi is the Elephant (one Elephant note being issued for each Elephant in reserve), and although the breeders at the mint try to keep up with demand there is always a deflationary trend due to the long gestation period. The people of Squi will do just about anything for cash and 10 milli-elephants/day/person will buy you many people to obey your "govenrment" (if milli-Elephant notes are unavailble gold, silver, uranium and precious stones will substitute handily). Just don't try to have them do something illegal, like force other people to follow you for free.

4. A quick note on the justice system. Squi has a large police force due to its crime rate (some 1.6 million police at last count). Because of the armament availible to the criminals they tend to travel in units no smaller than companies. The police are air-mobile and equiped to deal with armoured vehicles if necessary. We like to think that our police are equivalent to the special forces of most nations, with more combat experience. While the police make every effort to minimize property damage, their first priority is apprehension/death of the criminal. Justice in Squi is quick and harsh. Capitol Punishment is not uncommon and prison sentences are long. The following are considered crimes: murder, theft, assault, destruction of property, violating the envirometal law. Few things are considered crimes, and all crime is considered a serious matter - there are no misdemeanors.

We hope you will enjoy your invasion of Squi and don't forget to bring lots of cash.

Minister Of Tourism
Room 27, Desk 3
The Government Building
(you know that ugly concrete
bulding next to PCWS Park)
Fresnop, pc477792
Republic of Squi
Taggert


Dear Union of Soviet States :

I unfortunetely have not been able to locate the telegram you sent concerning your invasion. I have even asked Carl (the Prime Counselor, and he wasn't happy to phoned at home) but no one here in the government has any recollection of having seen it. We would be happy to confirm your invasion upon recieving a telegram, I suggest you check the adress and resend it.

We are all out of copies of the booklet "So You're Invading Squi", but I can give you some summary advice from the booklet.

1. The Republic of Squi withdrew from the United Nations when it became clear that the UN was going to pass the resolution banning Biological Weapons. The Republic of Squi has economized on its standing army expenses by creating a selection of Doomsday Plagues designed to destroy all life on the planet. If the codes on the Doomsday Plague Storehouses (not all located in Squi) are not reset weekly by Carl, they will be released and all nations will go. In the event of a serious threat to the soverignity of Squi we expect all the rigth-thinking nations of Earth to respond with massive force to prevent the invasion and persuade Carl to reset the codes on the Plague Storehouses.

2. The Republic of Squi has removed all legislation regarding the ownership of weapons in private hands. This, combined with our outrageous crime rate, has resulted in almost 100% gun ownership by the residents of Squi, a significant portion of those guns being what would be considered military grade weapons in most other countries. Aerosol Nerve gas was popular for a while as a personal defense agent similar to pepperspray in other countries, and still is carried by some people. The government has no nuclear weapons and we don't think there are many in private hands, but you never know. Many private security forces use armoured vehicles and because of the crime rate so do shipping convoys. Our population is heavily armed and just a tad paranoid. In the event of a full mobilization of the population (yes, we do have compulsary military service), fully 75% of the population of Squi can be expected to be mobilized with their own familiar weapons in next to no time (this works out to about 60 people gunning after every man, woman and child in your country).


3. The people of Squi will pretty much leave you alone if you leave them alone. You can march down the road all you want (after having paid the fees) and shout whatever nationalistic nonsense you want and no one will bother you. If you start telling people what they have to do they will quickly become offended unless you offer to pay them for it. The official currency of Squi is the Elephant (one Elephant note being issued for each Elephant in reserve), and although the breeders at the mint try to keep up with demand there is always a deflationary trend due to the long gestation period. The people of Squi will do just about anything for cash and 10 milli-elephants/day/person will buy you many people to obey your "govenrment" (if milli-Elephant notes are unavailble gold, silver, uranium and precious stones will substitute handily). Just don't try to have them do something illegal, like force other people to follow you for free.

4. A quick note on the justice system. Squi has a large police force due to its crime rate (some 1.6 million police at last count). Because of the armament availible to the criminals they tend to travel in units no smaller than companies. The police are air-mobile and equiped to deal with armoured vehicles if necessary. We like to think that our police are equivalent to the special forces of most nations, with more combat experience. While the police make every effort to minimize property damage, their first priority is apprehension/death of the criminal. Justice in Squi is quick and harsh. Capitol Punishment is not uncommon and prison sentences are long. The following are considered crimes: murder, theft, assault, destruction of property, violating the envirometal law. Few things are considered crimes, and all crime is considered a serious matter - there are no misdemeanors.

We hope you will enjoy your invasion of Squi and don't forget to bring lots of cash.

very creative way of smacking him down!

Minister Of Tourism
Room 27, Desk 3
The Government Building
(you know that ugly concrete
bulding next to PCWS Park)
Fresnop, pc477792
Republic of Squi
Taggert


Dear Union of Soviet States :

<snip>

We hope you will enjoy your invasion of Squi and don't forget to bring lots of cash.

OOC: :lol: That's great! Very creative! You sound all most like my country... Minus the WMDs, any kind of efficient justice system, and large numbers government forces.

OOC:

OOC is 'Out of Character', IC is 'in character' So if you want to say something with out being penalized then you say "OOC" than what you want to say. Also, you blockaded me buddy and you shouldn't have mentioned the word "n00k" cause I wasn't going to use any of the fun stuff on you.

IC:

General Firenzo's senior aide burst into his office, a dataslate in hand "M'lord! the Socialists have threatened to use nuclear weapons on us! what shall we do?" the aide tossed the slate onto his desk and spoke at length "If we call launch ICBM's and activate GENESIS immediately they shouldn't have much time to launch. Though, the international community probably wont think well of it" Firenzo perked up out of his desk, a look of complete shock on his face "How the hell does a nation like that get a hold of Nuclear weapons...Im gonna talk to Marduk about weapons authorisation. Wait here" General Firenzo rushed out of his office. Fourty five minutes later he returned with a sealed file folder, wasting no time he opened it and removed a red transparent card. "These are the weapons codes, you have to be my witness." with that he cracked the card open and read the code. "Take that radio pack in the corner and read these authorisation codes to the Special Weapons Command. 4H6G-55IOP7-11JKR4" with that his aide spoke the code into the radio set...though this obviously wasn't the safest way to transmit weapons codes it didn't matter at the time. A crackle came through the comm-set "Awaiting confirmation", it took a total of a minute and some seconds for them to recieve secondary confirmation from the Overlord.

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Bars if coherent let lanced down from space, striking many structures suspected of housing WMD, weapons, ammunition and soldiers. At the same time the 1st and 2nd defense fleets launched a comprehensive attack on the United Socialist blockade, supported by 180 land based strike fighters armed with Anti-Ship missiles.

We don't have large numbers of government forces, just lots of police. It seems like twice a week I have to increase the size of the police force, because crime is out of hand. This crime stuff is terrible, I wish there were something I could do to lower the crime rate.

We don't have large numbers of government forces, just lots of police. It seems like twice a week I have to increase the size of the police force, because crime is out of hand. This crime stuff is terrible, I wish there were something I could do to lower the crime rate.

OOC:

Yeah, I hope you aren't upset...I kinda took over the bitch slapping, you can take the reigns of supreme allied commander of the n00bie invasion if you will?

If its that easy to dominate a country; i now declare all your countries mine. You were invaded by a homeless bum with a toothpick who covertly stuck labels with my name on everything and thus their legally your countries are now mine.

and yes. i am being very sarcastic.

We don't have large numbers of government forces, just lots of police. It seems like twice a week I have to increase the size of the police force, because crime is out of hand. This crime stuff is terrible, I wish there were something I could do to lower the crime rate.

OOC:

Yeah, I hope you aren't upset...I kinda took over the bitch slapping, you can take the reigns of supreme allied commander of the n00bie invasion if you will?

Nonsense, General Firenzo is doing a wonderful job and I see no need to replace him. Squi has no intention of taking any action until we recieve a telegram from USS anyway and we intend to only take defensive actions. Of couse if the invasion occurs and does drag on, Squi reserves the right to unilaterally destroy USS just to end the invasion.

the USS are no longer in the RBA. Have a nice day.