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There's been a fair bit of inteest in the composition of a godmod song. Hell, several. So, I invite some of your best shots and perhaps we can decide on one or more.

First, my first attempt:
To the tune of "I'm A Little Teapot":

You're a little godmod, over your head
Draw some more attention, and you will soon be dead
Everyone got steamed up when you said:
"I've got (uber-kewl-powerz)!" Read the stickies, go to bed!


Next, Pwnica's not-too-shabby-whatever-they-might-think attempt:
To the tune of "I've Been Working on the Railroad":

Yo-ou have been godmoding, all the live long day
Yo-ou better learn to role-play or we'll blow you the **** away
Stupid childish godmoder
Why must you hassle us so?
Stupid childish godmoder
For the last damn time, just go!

copy paste from the other topic:

Music: Losing my Religion - REM

NS is bigger
It's bigger than you
And you are not me
The lengths that I will go to
The distance in your eyes
Oh no I've said too much (background chorus: that's true)
I must shut up

That's me in the corner
That's me in the spotlight
Showing my noobility
Trying to compete with you
And I don't know how to do it (background chorus: you don't!)
Oh no I've said too much (background chorus: you really did)
I have said enough
I thought that I heard you laughing (background chorus: that's true)
I thought that I heard you smiling
I think I thought I saw you try to nuke me

Every whisper
Of every waking hour I'm
F***ing this forum
Trying to keep an eye on you
Like a hurt lost and blinded fool
Oh no I've said too much (background chorus: that's true)
I ****ed it up

Consider this
The hint of the century
Consider this
The slip that brought me
To my knees failed
What if all these fantasies
Come flailing around
Now I've said too much (background chorus: you did)
I thought that I heard you laughing
I thought that I heard you smiling
I think I thought I saw you try to nuke me

But that was just a dream
That was just a dream (background chorus: it was...)

I think this is worth the archives!

This one is in the fashion of Invader Zim:

"I'm gonna sing the Godmod Song now! Godmod, godmod, godmod, god-mod, god-mooooooood, godmodgodmod! Godmodgodmod! Godmodgodmod! Godmod, godmod, goddy-moddy-goddy-moddy...godmod, godmod, the end."

Another one:

At the sound of Bob Dylan's "Blowing in the wind"

How many roads must a noob walk down
Before they call him a man
How many topics must a noob **** up
Before he get forever banned?
How many times must his 103481263451283 nukes fly
Before they are forever ignored?
The answer, my friend, is blowing in the wind
The answer is blowing in the wind

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:arrow: GeneralWe don't want it! :D

At the sound of Supertramp's "It's raining again"


It's godmodding again
Oh no, my patience's at an end.
Oh no, it's godmodding again
and you know it's hard to pretend.
Oh no, it's godmodding again
Too bad I'm losing my time.
Oh no, it's godmodding again
That guy should pay a fine.
Oh no, it's godmodding again
You're not old enough some people say
To buy all the things today
It's only time that heals the pain
And makes the sun come out again
It's godmodding again
Oh no, my patience's at an end.
Oh no, it's godmodding again
Too bad I'm losing my time.

C'mon you little fighter
No need to get uptighter
C'mon you little fighter
And get back up again
Oh get back up again
So we can kick your ass again...

At the sound of John Lennon's "Imagine"

Imagine there's no godmodding,
It's easy if you try,
No noob below us,
Above us only cool guys,
Imagine all the good RPlayers
RPing for today...

Imagine there are no noobs,
It isnt hard to do,
Nothing to kill or nuke,
No spam too,
Imagine all the good RPlayers
living RP in peace...

Imagine no ****ed topics,
I wonder if you can,
No need for kick or ban,
A brotherhood without spam,
Imagine all the good RPlayers
Sharing all the NS world...

You may say Im a dreamer,
but Im not the only one,
I hope some day you'll join us,
And the NS world will live as one.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Hugoland, you rule at this!

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Sung to the tune of Ace of Base's "Captain Nemo", on the subject of their NS World counterparts:

That godmode noob is too good for you and meee
Take a look at his region and you will seeeee
He's a pillock you will see
In the middle of deep shiii'
If you ask him about his threats he will saaay...

Ooh noo! I fight far too competently for your lot!
I will interfere with your lives...
Seee meee!
As the greatest ever threat made to yooour world
Kneel before meee

That godmode noob knows The World but we don't knooow
What control of script and multis means he'll shooooow
If we come with our hands up
He may help us to restart
A new life with him above and us beeloow...

Ooh noo! I fight far too competently for your lot!
I will interfere with your lives...
Seee meee!
As the greatest ever threat made to yooour world
Kneel before meee

Seee meee
As the greatest ever threat made to your world
Oo-ooh...

A-ah...
A-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah...

A-ah...
He fights far to competently...

Though he's got twice our U-aN
He is curious about our plans
'Bout our leader 'bout our men 'bout our masterplaaan

Ooh noo! I fight far too competently for your lot!
I will interfere with your lives...
Seee meee!
As the greatest ever threat made to yooour world
Kneel before meee

Ooh noo! I fight far too competently for your lot!
I will interfere with your lives...
Seee meee!
As the greatest ever threat made to yooour world
Kneel before meee

Ooh noo! I fight far too competently for your lot!
Kneel before meee...

Very good! Very entertaining! LOL! :lol:

At the sound of Pink Floyd's "Another Brick In The Wall (Part II)"

We don't need no godmodding
We don't need no stupid posts
No ****ing spammers
Noobs leave the Role Players alone
Hey Noob leave us RPlayers alone
All in all it's just another brick in the wall
All in all you're just another brick in the wall

One day I made a stupid post
It would've been ignored by most
But to the wise NS elite,
It's like a challenge they must meet.

And now the forum's all composed
Of posts about these players' woes,
About how much they are annoyed
By n00bs who're easily destroyed.

A foolish post can be ignored,
But if you're very, very bored,
If you don't have enough to do,
For lengthy ranting it's the cue.

So stop complaining of your worries!
Stop showing off your RP glory!
Yes, n00bs annoy. But so does this.
I hope those 1301283012831 nooks don't miss.

ARCHIVES ARCHIVES! C'mon [violet] girl!

Oh yes. Archives. Archives. Hooraah.

Since you obviously were never enough of lifeless dorks with nothing but time to blow to memorize this, The Original "Munchkin Song"
To the tune of "Jingle Bells"

Hacking through the orcs,
With a good two-handed blade,
Over the bodies we go,
And through the gore we wade.

Mace on helmets ring,
Making Kobalds fly,
Oh what fun to charge and sing,
Our slaying song tonight.

Oh, ring their bells, with swords and spells,
Don't let 'em get away,
We'll hack and smash, and bash and slash,
We'll kill alot today

In the dragon's lair,
We see the giart wyrm of gold
Our cleric smacks him with his mace,
and knocks the beast out cold!

Now in the castle of the Lich,
We've made it oh-so far,
the Lich appears, but we all yawn,
"Why can't we run into something hard?"

Oh, Ring their bells, with swords and spells,
Don't let 'em get away.
We'll take their gold, and stel their loot,
We'll make a lot today.

Our mage begins to case,
his 19th level spell,
That damn Lich throws a gate at us,
and drops us into Hell.

We appear in hell,
In front of Satan's throne,
Our Paladin waves us out the door,
He'll tkae him on alone.

Oh, ring their bells, with swords and spells,
Don't let 'em get away.
We'll save all the maidens fair.
We're bound to get laid someday.

We face the hoards of Hell,
But out spirits are not low.
Our Techie whips his bazooka out,
And nukes them 'till they glow!

Oh, ring their bells, with swords and spells,
Don't let 'em get away.
We'll be famous, we'll be brave,
We'll be heroes until we're grey.
We'll hack and slash, and bash and trash,
'Cuz Munchkins do it that way!

And any further attempts to insult REM's Losing My Religion by altering it in any way will be met with great vulgarity.