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*takes a drag on his cigarette*

Numbers. Always the numbers. So many things work on numbers. But they don't keep secrets that well.

Oh, you don't understand. Of course you don't. Why would you?


*takes another drag*

*leans in closer*

Let me explain.

The forums on NationStates are numbered 1-11 in the URLs.

[code:1:e9dfbda678]http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewforum.php?f=1[/code:1:e9dfbda678]

The 1 at the end is replaced by the respective number of the forum.

There are 10 forums
Forum 1
NationStates (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewforum.php?f=1)
Forum 2
Technical (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewforum.php?f=2)
Forum 3
United Nations (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewforum.php?f=3)
Forum 4
Jennifer Government (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewforum.php?f=4)
Forum 5
General (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewforum.php?f=5)
Forum 6
NationStates 2 (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewforum.php?f=6)
Forum 8
Internation Incidents (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewforum.php?f=8)
Forum 9
Moderation (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewforum.php?f=9)
Forum 10
Got Issues (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewforum.php?f=10)
Forum 11
Archive (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewforum.php?f=11)

But wait, theres one missing. Forum 7

Clearly it should be at http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewforum.php?f=7, but equally clearly, it is not.

You have to wonder, what is in that forum? The secrets they can't show to the light of day. The things that the powers that be... just don't want you to know.

*takes another drag*

LOL!

Maybe it's the place they keep the bodyparts.

LOL!

You can't laugh at your own theory!

:shock: It is rather intriguing though....

This is like an urban legend waiting to happen. :shock:

Hey, a worthwhile thread!

The Smoking Man and the Case of the Banished Forum 7!

Step aside, Nancy Drew.

Would it be a mod-only forum?

It's the private Mod forum. Amerigo told me that the Mods had a forum where none of the common players can access, that is forum # 7.

Would it be a mod-only forum?

Yes, that is what it is.

Ha! The smoking man is shut down again. :twisted:

It's the private Mod forum. Amerigo told me that the Mods had a forum where none of the common players can access, that is forum # 7.

Spoilsport.

Ha! The smoking man is shut down again. :twisted:How... intriguing.

Two people you've never seen come up with a very conveniant answer... and you just accept it straight away.

*takes a drag*

You can believe whatever you choose to believe, I suppose.

It's the private Mod forum. Amerigo told me that the Mods had a forum where none of the common players can access, that is forum # 7.

Spoilsport.

Well, he was asking what forum #7 was. You don't have to believe me if you don't want to.

For the sake of the conspiracy, we need a mod to deny the existence of Forum 7.

I must find a way in.

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Kûk‡xenisi n!ok‡x'osi xno-k‡xek‡emi.-The state only exists to serve itself.
"Oppose excessive military spending, yet believe in excessive spending on junk food and plastic surgery to make all your women look like LARDASSES!"-Sino, when I criticized excessive military spending.
http://www.sulucas.com/images/steatopygia.jpg
I'm male. Note the pic of attractive women.

"The forum you selected does not exist. It never has existed, and never will. You were not here. The government will deny any knowledge."

I hope The Smoking Man doesn't end up in Gitmo!

It's where the Mods do their drug dealing.

*Men in black suits brust thru door and grab me by the sholders and drag me away.*
Wait! What? AHHHHH!

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Blacklake:The world's funniest joke.

nah, violet just can't count.

For the sake of the conspiracy, we need a mod to deny the existence of Forum 7.
No no. Standard Area 51 procedure. No comment, not even to say no comment. If they deny it, the people they call "conspiracy nuts" (who have an unnerving knack for getting to the truth) will only get more convinced of it.

*takes a drag*

Watch this thread. You won't see the shadow of a mod anywhere near it.

It's the programmer access, like in The Matrix: Reloaded.

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Kûk‡xenisi n!ok‡x'osi xno-k‡xek‡emi.-The state only exists to serve itself.
"Oppose excessive military spending, yet believe in excessive spending on junk food and plastic surgery to make all your women look like LARDASSES!"-Sino, when I criticized excessive military spending.
http://www.sulucas.com/images/steatopygia.jpg
I'm male. Note the pic of attractive women.

*throws in more rumor and inuendo that actually supports the mod-forum answer, but o well*

Unlike other forums, which can be read without logging in, when you try to access "Mysterious forum 7" you must log in before getting told it doesn't exist.

I do not exist.

This thread is not here.

Forum 7 is obviously the base where all of the mods and admins control the game... nay, our very existence. It's the...

*dark suits with sunglasses chloroform an unsuspectng Tiburon*

Dark Suit 1: Ladies and Gentlemen, we're sorry to say, but Tiburon is actually a mass illusion. There is no Tiburon, just as there is no Forum 7.

[
*takes a drag*

Watch this thread. You won't see the shadow of a mod anywhere near it.

Oooooooooooh, tempting fate or what?

We got a new forum!

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Kûk‡xenisi n!ok‡x'osi xno-k‡xek‡emi.-The state only exists to serve itself.
"Oppose excessive military spending, yet believe in excessive spending on junk food and plastic surgery to make all your women look like LARDASSES!"-Sino, when I criticized excessive military spending.
http://www.sulucas.com/images/steatopygia.jpg
I'm male. Note the pic of attractive women.

We got a new forum!

[Irritating Sig Removed 8) ]



It's to distract us from discovering the coverup of Forum 7.

Whoa.

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Blacklake: The People's Favorite Flavor

Possibly, Eredron.

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Kûk‡xenisi n!ok‡x'osi xno-k‡xek‡emi.-The state only exists to serve itself.
"Oppose excessive military spending, yet believe in excessive spending on junk food and plastic surgery to make all your women look like LARDASSES!"-Sino, when I criticized excessive military spending.
http://www.sulucas.com/images/steatopygia.jpg
I'm male. Note the pic of attractive women.

Wait if they made a new forum why'd they put it under 12 and not 7 if it's empty? Suposedly.

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Blacklake:The Ultimate Sex Machine.

Forum Seven is where all the deleted threads go, just like the recycle bin..

That way the Mods can laugh at them one more time!

anyone who gets the right answer to the mystery will vanish

Fools! Forum 7 is where Iraq has hidden his Weapons of Mass Destruction!

[Just kidding]

It's certainly a mysterious forum. It would be cool if the mods allowed us to see inside for one hour or something.

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Kûk‡xenisi n!ok‡x'osi xno-k‡xek‡emi.-The state only exists to serve itself.
"Oppose excessive military spending, yet believe in excessive spending on junk food and plastic surgery to make all your women look like LARDASSES!"-Sino, when I criticized excessive military spending.
http://www.sulucas.com/images/steatopygia.jpg
I'm male. Note the pic of attractive women.

If you saw the inside you would have to be killed.

Fair trade. I have many puppets.

How would your puppet tell you?

We need someone to hack into the server and find out.

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Blacklake: The hottest new director in Hollywood.

How would your puppet tell you?

No more of your questions.

I have said too much..

*leaves in the mist between a pair of shipping containers*

We need a master 1337 h4x0r like N30 or 7r1n17y.

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Kûk‡xenisi n!ok‡x'osi xno-k‡xek‡emi.-The state only exists to serve itself.
"Oppose excessive military spending, yet believe in excessive spending on junk food and plastic surgery to make all your women look like LARDASSES!"-Sino, when I criticized excessive military spending.
http://www.sulucas.com/images/steatopygia.jpg
I'm male. Note the pic of attractive women.

All this attention... :oops: I'm blushing!

*chuckle*

I love these conspiracy theories. Everyone knows that mods gather in Forum 51.

Forum 7 doesn't exist, never existed, will never exist.

Anyone who says otherwise is either lying, or a fool.

There does not even exist the knowledge of what forum 7 would be if it existed (which it doesn't).

Is that understood?

http://www.weirdozone.0catch.com/projects/nationstates/salusasecondus/salusasecondus2.jpg
SalusaSecondus
Tech Modling

Why don't you love me daddy? :cry: :cry:

*appears from the mist*

If you or any of your agents are caught or apprehended, we will disavow any knowledge..

*mist envelops him once again*

What about the mysterious Forums 13,14,15,16,17,18,19,20,21,22,23,24,25,26,27,28,29,30,31,32,33,34,35,36,37,38,39,40,
41,42,43,44,45,46,47,48,49,50,51,52,53,54,55,56,57,58,59,60,61,62,63,64,65,66,67,68,69,70,71,72,73,7 4,75,76,77,78,79,80,
81,82,83,84,85,86,87,88,89,90,91,92,93,94,95,96,97,98,99,and 100?

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Blacklake:A hopeless case.

Yes, what about them?

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Kûk‡xenisi n!ok‡x'osi xno-k‡xek‡emi.-The state only exists to serve itself.
"Oppose excessive military spending, yet believe in excessive spending on junk food and plastic surgery to make all your women look like LARDASSES!"-Sino, when I criticized excessive military spending.
http://www.sulucas.com/images/steatopygia.jpg
I'm male. Note the pic of attractive women.

*chuckle*

I love these conspiracy theories. Everyone knows that mods gather in Forum 51.

Forum 7 doesn't exist, never existed, will never exist.

Anyone who says otherwise is either lying, or a fool.

There does not even exist the knowledge of what forum 7 would be if it existed (which it doesn't).

Is that understood?

http://www.weirdozone.0catch.com/projects/nationstates/salusasecondus/salusasecondus2.jpg
SalusaSecondus
Tech Modling

hmm
Modling = 7 letters
Coincidence? If you choose to believe so.....

*steps from shadows so that face is only half visible, maybe even less*
The thing that is in Forum 7 is the worst thing in the world.
It varies from individual to individual.
In my case, it is rats.
*scars on face show as he steps back into the shadows*

Traegonia, I think you're confusing Forum 7 with 1984 by George Orwell.

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Blacklake: Best served with chocolate.

*chuckle*

I love these conspiracy theories. Everyone knows that mods gather in Forum 51.

Forum 7 doesn't exist, never existed, will never exist.

Anyone who says otherwise is either lying, or a fool.

There does not even exist the knowledge of what forum 7 would be if it existed (which it doesn't).

Is that understood?

http://www.weirdozone.0catch.com/projects/nationstates/salusasecondus/salusasecondus2.jpg
SalusaSecondus
Tech Modling
You seem to desparately want to cover up Forum 7's contents.

Traegonia, I think you're confusing Forum 7 with 1984 by George Orwell.

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Blacklake: Best served with chocolate.
Good. Somebody caught the Room 101 reference.

You'll notice SalusaSecondus contains FOURTEEN (14) letters; divided by the second(us) number, this equates to SEVEN (7).

You'll notice SalusaSecondus contains FOURTEEN (14) letters; divided by the second(us) number, this equates to SEVEN (7).
Indeed...
Most intriguing...
I smell a rat...

Nothing like a good conspiracy to make the day complete.

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Kûk‡xenisi n!ok‡x'osi xno-k‡xek‡emi.-The state only exists to serve itself.
"Oppose excessive military spending, yet believe in excessive spending on junk food and plastic surgery to make all your women look like LARDASSES!"-Sino, when I criticized excessive military spending.
http://www.sulucas.com/images/steatopygia.jpg
I'm male. Note the pic of attractive women.

Why don't you love me daddy? :cry: :cry:
You are a security risk to THEM...
They must deny your existence at all costs.

Forum 7...
Now with vanilla flavoring! :twisted:

You'll notice SalusaSecondus contains FOURTEEN (14) letters; divided by the second(us) number, this equates to SEVEN (7).

Note also the formation date of SalusaSecondus - 12/06/2003
1+2+0+6+2+0+0+3=14

Nothing like a good conspiracy to make the day complete.

etc.
Quite.

You'll notice SalusaSecondus contains FOURTEEN (14) letters; divided by the second(us) number, this equates to SEVEN (7).

Note also the formation date of SalusaSecondus - 12/06/2003
1+2+0+6+2+0+0+3=14
Yeah, we get it!
SalusaSecondus is in on the whole thing! :x

I AM THE KING OF THE COCKROACHES!!!

i don't know, i just felt like saying that

You'll notice SalusaSecondus contains FOURTEEN (14) letters; divided by the second(us) number, this equates to SEVEN (7).

Note also the formation date of SalusaSecondus - 12/06/2003
1+2+0+6+2+0+0+3=14
Yeah, we get it!
SalusaSecondus is in on the whole thing! :x

Merely the 'friendly' face of butchery. I'm still sticking to the bodyparts option.

ohhhhhhhhhhhh.........

DEAD THREAD!!!!!!!!!

Yes, SS seems to have a suspicious connection to the whole thing. He reminds me of the Keymaker from The Matrix: Reloaded.

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Kûk‡xenisi n!ok‡x'osi xno-k‡xek‡emi.-The state only exists to serve itself.
"Oppose excessive military spending, yet believe in excessive spending on junk food and plastic surgery to make all your women look like LARDASSES!"-Sino, when I criticized excessive military spending.
http://www.sulucas.com/images/steatopygia.jpg
I'm male. Note the pic of attractive women.

SalusaSecondus

19+1+12+21+1+19+4+3+15+5+21+19=170

drop the first digit and the last!


7

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHH! AHHHHHHHH! AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

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Blacklake: A figment of your imagination

All this attention... :oops: I'm blushing!
Pfuh! I don't know what the fuss is all about.

All this attention... :oops: I'm blushing!
Pfuh! I don't know what the fuss is all about.

It has begun..the denials, the lies, the deletions and disapperances, all the people choosing to leave the forum <=== size seven!

All this attention... :oops: I'm blushing!
Pfuh! I don't know what the fuss is all about.

It has begun..the denials, the lies, the deletions and disapperances, all the people choosing to leave the forum <=== size seven!
You're making a huge fuss outta nothing <=== 7 words!

nothing <=== 7 letters :?

Forum 7 does not exist. If it did we would still be able to see it but be unable to enter it. The Mods would be more likely to use a usergroup.

The riddle continues, but I have another piece of the puzzle.

As we all know, the sum of the numerical values of the letters contained in S-A-L-U-S-A and S-E-C-O-N-D-U-S equates to 173. The numerical value of D-E-N-I-A-L similarly equals 51. Adding these two sums together gives us the number 224.

Now, if we add 2+2+4 together, we get 8. Dividing 224 by the numerical value of 8 leaves us with 28. If we add 2+8 together, and subtract the sum from 28, we are left with 18. From 18 we subtract 11, the number of forums there SHOULD be.

We are left with 7

My god, there really is something to all this!

*Twilight Zone music mixed with X-Files music*

:wink:

*Plays Doctor Who theme too* :P

watch out a mod is about...

*does shiffty eyes*

8)

*Vanishes*

Wow, it's amazing how all this is related! It seems to be too much of a coincidence. :wink:

BTW, Catholic Europe is 14 letters long and is two words.

14 divided by 2 = 7. :shock:

Perhaps I am destined to see this forum 7. :wink:

:shock:

:shock:

I know, it's spooky ain't it. :o

And Blau was the 14th nation to join NS, and now he's the second oldest nation. 14 divided by 2 = 7. :shock: :shock: :o :shock: :shock:

very umm, strange yes all these simlar events that relate to the number seven, yes very strange indeed....

very umm, strange yes all these simlar events that relate to the number seven, yes very strange indeed....

You don't seem to be convinced. :wink:

don't I :wink:

don't I :wink:

Nope, I wonder why. :roll: :lol:

This thread is only a matter of pages away from becoming...

*Drum roll*

7 pages long

Will it be locked upon reaching this milestone, and will the last poster be granted access to the forum known as "7"? Only time will tell.

This thread is only a matter of pages away from becoming...

*Drum roll*

7 pages long

Will it be locked upon reaching this milestone, and will the last poster be granted access to the forum known as "7"? Only time will tell.

Very good question, we should petition the mods to lock it at 7 pages so that it creates 'speculation'. :? :lol:

Hmmm, I think we should. At least then The Smoking Man can enlighten us more. :wink:

Hmmm, I think we should. At least then The Smoking Man can enlighten us more. :wink:

Yeah, and we can have some decent threads in General.

One should also note that the last forum is 12, leaving 13 to be the first one besides seven to not exist. Everyone knows that BOTH seven and thirteen are mysterious and evil and conniving and rude and annoying and to be avoided.
....Wait, does that sound unconvincing or what? Oh well, it's probably just a random moot point. Ahahahahaha, that sounded funny. Okay.
*is finished rambling*
*Well okay not rambling just muttering*
*Is really finished now*

That would be nice, it turns out that this thread may just be our only hope. Or could it be that forum number seven is really the better version of the general forum?

That would be nice, it turns out that this thread may just be our only hope. Or could it be that forum number seven is really the better version of the general forum?

Yeah, where the 'elite RPers' can go. :x

Maybe its a conspiracy to get us off NS. :shock: :shock:

Maybe its a conspiracy to get us off NS. :shock: :shock:

Yes, it probably is. Damn RPers. :x :evil:

Or is it a forum made to torment RPer's, If so i think i could help out a bit. :twisted:

Or is it a forum made to torment RPer's, If so i think i could help out a bit. :twisted:

No, it's probably made to torment us. That's where Beeker went, along with Luna, Spaam and Pablo. They were stolen by [violet] and are tortured by the RPers. :wink:

:evil: me thinks we need a talk with violet then :twisted: :P

:evil: me thinks we need a talk with violet then :twisted: :P

No, let Beeker suffer. :roll: :wink: :twisted:

Oh alright.

It also appears that the thread called WAR has disappeared. So I'll post my reply in here.

:D good it is settled then, when reffering to a n00b of any kind that makes a mistake I will use the following format...

Dear <insert random new nation name here>

It has come to my attention that you are a newb or n00b. This is clearly defined by your actions as a, not so stupid but still stupid to some degree that no one is really sure about. Which could not be disclosed because of liabillity reasons. n00b.

Oh alright.

It also appears that the thread called WAR has disappeared. So I'll post my reply in here.

:D good it is settled then, when reffering to a n00b of any kind that makes a mistake I will use the following format...

Dear <insert random new nation name here>

It has come to my attention that you are a newb or n00b. This is clearly defined by your actions as a, not so stupid but still stupid to some degree that no one is really sure about. Which could not be disclosed because of liabillity reasons. n00b.

Yes, a very good idea. :lol:

Wait what if this RPer's forum, number 7 is filled with n00bs as well. Imagine the mind numbing capabillities :shock:

Wait what if this RPer's forum, number 7 is filled with n00bs as well. Imagine the mind numbing capabillities :shock:

It hurts to think about it. :)

We are one page away ! Will these secrets be revealed to us only the coming of the 7th page will tell.

This is like an urban legend waiting to happen. :shock:

cu·ri·os·i·ty --noun

7. killed the cat

:arrow:

Wait what if this RPer's forum, number 7 is filled with n00bs as well. Imagine the mind numbing capabillities :shock:

It hurts to think about it. :)

I know but it might be the ultimate weapon. In some kind of war.

We are one page away ! Will these secrets be revealed to us only the coming of the 7th page will tell.

Is Armageddon coming?

I don't know and There is a thread about this thread in moderation. Coincidence I think not!

I don't know and There is a thread about this thread in moderation. Coincidence I think not!

*goes to look in moderation*

this is more fun than a barrel of monkeys

Do you notice how the smoking man has 7 in his post count! :o

Do you notice how the smoking man has 7 in his post count! :o

Maybe he isn't telling us something. And the plot thickens!

Do you notice how the smoking man has 7 in his post count! :o

Maybe he isn't telling us something. And the plot thickens!

Hmm, conspiracies galore.

That be true. And no RPer's to be seen.

I'm starting to like these conspiracies :D

That be true. And no RPer's to be seen.

I'm starting to like these conspiracies :D

Lets just hope that the mods grant us our wish.

Yes, if they do it shall have been worth it.

But it must first make it to page 7!

Does anyone out there know what will happen? Is there a forum full of madness, of dissadants, of mind numbing stupidity or actual thoughtful disscussion that doesn't result in flame?

And will this thread ever reach 7 PAGES :x

Or will it crash and burn taking everyone's soul with it? :wink:

Is beeker really trapped in another forum full of RPer's and N00bs? post here and find out...

*this is taking forever*

Must. Keep. Thread. Alive. Until. 7. Page. Mark.

PLEASE LOCK NOW.

Does anyone out there know what will happen? Is there a forum full of madness, of dissadants, of mind numbing stupidity or actual thoughtful disscussion that doesn't result in flame?

this appears to be that Forum!!!!

:lol:

Seven pages hear we come!

Will the mystery be revealed?

Please lock this thread so I can sleep.

woo hoo!!

There is no Forum #7.