The Night Before NS-mas
The Edwardian Empire
24-12-2003, 09:11
'Twas the night before NS-mas, and all through NEE's House
There were still spammers stirring through the click of a mouse
N00blet nations shouted "i pwn j00" and "n00ks away!"
To bring much nuclear snow to another's holiday
"I hate Bush and Lenin, too!!"
"NO! GO F*** YOURSELF, YOU ST00PID J3W!!"
There was "GODMOD" shouted every other post
It was rage at an eighty-four billion-man host
Pointless RPs of "love you :D :D " and "Hello!! :D :lol: :D :wink: "
It's about freakin' time that volcano should blow
There were snowmen, wreaths, Christmas trees all around
But it wasn't long 'till they were flamed to the ground
Screams of "MOD ALERT" brought pain to the ear
But the mods came with a force even Dubya would fear
All the trollers and spammers were quite promptly banned
But trash like The-Bebop were allowed to stand
Then off flew the mods on their storefront-bought sleigh
To deal with another "UR F00KING GHEY"
But I heard them exclaim ere they banned out of sight
"Merry NS-mas to all, and to all a good night!"
LMAO!!!!!
http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-10/435704/siggy.jpg
The-Bebop
24-12-2003, 09:15
All the trollers and spammers were quite promptly banned
But trash like The-Bebop were allowed to stand
'Das righ' foo'.
Rofl, Nice job, Edward.
:lol: That's great, well written too.
The-Bebop
24-12-2003, 09:17
:lol: That's great, well written too.
He had a bit of help. :wink:
(Nah, all I really did was give some advice at some parts.)
BLARGistania
24-12-2003, 09:19
bravo, well said.
The Edwardian Empire
24-12-2003, 09:19
:lol: That's great, well written too.
He had a bit of help. :wink:
(Nah, all I really did was give some advice at some parts.)
Half of which I disregarded anyway - HAH!
NS-Mas?
Max Barry gave the holy virgin Jennifer a most special task of bringing his only son, NationStates to Earth in order to save humanity from the boredom of productive computer use?
NS-Mas?
Max Barry gave the holy virgin Jennifer a most special task of bringing his only son, NationStates to Earth in order to save humanity from the boredom of productive computer use?
I guess that's one way of looking at it :lol:
The Edwardian Empire
24-12-2003, 09:39
NS-Mas?
Max Barry gave the holy virgin Jennifer a most special task of bringing his only son, NationStates to Earth in order to save humanity from the boredom of productive computer use?
I guess that's one way of looking at it :lol:
One especially hilarious way of looking at it :lol:
The-Bebop
24-12-2003, 09:42
So... Max-Berry-ist-Jews believe that NationStates existed, and that it was a very good program, but not our saviour from internet boredom?
...Oh, am I ever confused...
The Edwardian Empire
24-12-2003, 10:23
...And a bump before I go to sleep for the night and most of tomorrow morning (funny how "tomorrow morning" started three hours and twenty three minutes ago)
Sdaeriji
24-12-2003, 10:43
*Standing Ovation*
Petworthia
24-12-2003, 10:59
MODALERT <--- just so they can see this thread and hopefully archive the original post, which was excellent!! :lol:
Sdaeriji
24-12-2003, 11:01
MODALERT <--- just so they can see this thread and hopefully archive the original post, which was excellent!! :lol:
Agreed. This is most archiveworthy.
The-Bebop
24-12-2003, 11:06
MODALERT <--- just so they can see this thread and hopefully archive the original post, which was excellent!! :lol:
Agreed. This is most archiveworthy.
Aha, yes, that's it, immortalize my name forever... IN POEM FORM!!!
Catholic Europe
24-12-2003, 11:08
Lol, that's funny! :lol:
The Mafia Mobsters
24-12-2003, 11:12
Very well written
For max barry loved the world so much he gave his only nation simulation game, to save humanity from boredom and to give Spammers,n00bs etc a home to roam free on and to post most anything they wanted
Catholic Europe
24-12-2003, 11:13
Very well written
For max barry loved the world so much he gave his only nation simulation game, to save humanity from boredom and to give Spammers,n00bs etc a home to roam free on and to post most anything the wanted
Well, that's not exactly true. They only stay for a short while.
MODALERT <--- just so they can see this thread and hopefully archive the original post, which was excellent!! :lol:
Agreed. :lol:
The Mafia Mobsters
24-12-2003, 11:19
Very well written
For max barry loved the world so much he gave his only nation simulation game, to save humanity from boredom and to give Spammers,n00bs etc a home to roam free on and to post most anything the wanted
Well, that's not exactly true. They only stay for a short while.
ok ok sorry
UPDATE
For Max Barry loved the world so much he gave his only nation simulation game, to save humanity from boredom spammers n00bs come and go.
But the greatest nations stay to say, merry christmas to all lets RP christmas day!
'Twas the night before NS-mas, and all through NEE's House
There were still spammers stirring through the click of a mouse
N00blet nations shouted "i pwn j00" and "n00ks away!"
To bring much nuclear snow to another's holiday
"I hate Bush and Lenin, too!!"
"NO! GO F*** YOURSELF, YOU ST00PID J3W!!"
There was "GODMOD" shouted every other post
It was rage at an eighty-four billion-man host
Pointless RPs of "love you :D :D " and "Hello!! :D :lol: :D :wink: "
It's about freakin' time that volcano should blow
There were snowmen, wreaths, Christmas trees all around
But it wasn't long 'till they were flamed to the ground
Screams of "MOD ALERT" brought pain to the ear
But the mods came with a force even Dubya would fear
All the trollers and spammers were quite promptly banned
But trash like The-Bebop were allowed to stand
Then off flew the mods on their storefront-bought sleigh
To deal with another "UR F00KING GHEY"
But I heard them exclaim ere they banned out of sight
"Merry NS-mas to all, and to all a good night!"
Fantastic. Well written mate! :D
Centralis
24-12-2003, 13:53
:lol: Brilliant! I concur with everyone who has declared this thread worthy of being archived.
F-ing brilliant. Best poem I've ever read. :lol:
Monaleticia
24-12-2003, 14:26
:lol:
Nice one!
Catholic Europe
24-12-2003, 14:28
ok ok sorry
UPDATE
For Max Barry loved the world so much he gave his only nation simulation game, to save humanity from boredom spammers n00bs come and go.
But the greatest nations stay to say, merry christmas to all lets RP christmas day!
That's better. :wink: :lol: :D
Youngtung
24-12-2003, 15:35
The Edwardian Empire
24-12-2003, 20:47
Since so many people have expressed their love for this thread, I deem it necessary for it to be BUMPED back to the first page so all can enjoy it!
Tuesday Heights
24-12-2003, 20:50
LOL! :lol:
I am laughing so hard there are rears in my eyes.
Jim
Someone recently suggested to me, that I write a few christmas carols.
Hmm....
Jim
bump!
wow... that was excellent...
*gets on hands and knees and bows*
most definately