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*Lights up and takes a drag*

Its all a numbers game you see. Numbers and letters. Of course, you'd never notice it, unless you knew... and even then... you'd be looking over your shoulder for the rest of your life.

[violet], the only member of the heirarchy with a "V" in her name. Maybe preserving this unique status was why "Yavin" was stripped of modship.

The SLAGLands recently relieved himself from the position of moderator also. Or did he...? The SLAGLands: 12 letters. NationStates, 12 letters. Maybe, just maybe, someone was beginning to notice something.

*takes another drag*

Not that convincing is it? Well, lets see what you think after this

We all know that threads get locked at 65 pages, but does anyone know why?

The first five mods on the sticky.
Reploid Productions 18 letters
Melkor Unchained 15 letters
Neutered Sputniks 16 letters
Scolopendra 11 letters
Enodia 6 letters
Total: 66 letters

66 letters, so close, and yet, not quite.

BUT
The Admin and the first three mods on the sticky.
[violet] 8 letters
[dredd] 7 letters
Reploid Productions 18 letters
Melkor Unchained 15 letters
Neutered Sputniks 16 letters

Total: 64 letters

Ahha! 64 and 66, well isn't that strange? Average them out, and what do you get? 65!

*stubs out butt, lights another one*


I'll leave you to figure this one out yourselves

Post Count

Game Admin
[violet] 1777
[dredd] 3

Forum Admin
[reploidproductions] 68

Senior Game Mods
Reploid Productions 3925
Melkor Unchained 3403
Neutered Sputniks 5684

Game Mods
Scolopendra 4343
Enodia 2877
Ineptia 732
Menelmecar 5522
The Most Glorious Hack 6837
Karmabaijan 1106
GMC Military Arms 5806
Stephistan 2708
Cogitation 2602

Senior Forum Mod
TJHairball 579

Forum Mods
Sirocco 4789
Tactical Grace 4763

Tech Modling
SalusaSecondus 1766

Mod Collective
The NS Moderators 25

Retired Mods
The SLAGLands 5958
Yavin 878
Feoras (ERROR WHEN SEARCHING)
[mantle] 56
Amerigo the mod 1982

I defy anyone to say this is more ridiculous than what people always post about mod bias

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Even I find this hard to believe Scully

Humm..

*looks around nervously*

i said: don't take those pills

:shock: I'm impressed.
You clearly have far too much time on your hands.

Posting a conspiracy against the Mods huh?

You don't have to worry about DEAT. They'll send out an actual hitman to find you. And as soon as I get my money...

I've said too much. I'm not getting my money now am I?
:cry:

:shock: I'm impressed.
You clearly have far too much time on your hands.
Thank you.

(BTW, does anyone have the goods on Neutered Sputniks? I feel certain I can bring him down, I just need that last piece...)

You're getting yourself in trouble you don't want smoking man, turn back before it's too late. Some things are better left alone.

*shifty eyes*

i said: don't take those pills
The pills are what you're worried about? The pills? Let me tell you something, with everything thats being covered up at the moment, Glaxo is the least of your concerns.

*takes a drag*

Some things are better left alone. Thats what every president since Truman has said. What do you think they were afraid of?

Hey, does anyone have any more of these? Personally, I'd like to see something real on our squeaky clean friend Cogitation :twisted:

Some things are better left alone. Thats what every president since Truman has said. What do you think they were afraid of?
*Turns around and walks away whistling*

Beware the chicken *whispers and slides into the shadows*

Thats what every president since Truman has said. What do you think they were afraid of?
They were afraid of conspiracy theorists throwing out wild accusations that, although untrue, damage the reputation of all parties involved. You people... er... we... can't accept the truth anymore, always questioning what we... er... the powers that be... tell you.





... Roswell was just a weather balloon.

*Slinks around in trench coat*.

Thats what every president since Truman has said. What do you think they were afraid of?
They were afraid of conspiracy theorists throwing out wild accusations that, although untrue, damage the reputation of all parties involved. You people... er... we... can't accept the truth anymore, always questioning what we... er... the powers that be... tell you.





... Roswell was just a weather balloon.

Roswell was just a weather balloon. But, when the rumors started up, we kept them going. It wasn't worth the effort to dispel them, and it even managed to distract a few people from what was really going on.

*Slinks around in trench coat*.
(Poser)

Mods? Conspiring? Those nice helpful people who never bother me?

*Slinks around in trench coat*.
(Poser)No, I'm a Flasher. :wink: J/K

It wasn't worth the effort to dispel them, and it even managed to distract a few people from what was really going on.

Oh you mean that test of the new drink mixer?, errr :oops: sorry did'nt mean to say that out loud..

Mods? Conspiring? Those nice helpful people who never bother me?Their facade is convincing, isn't it?

*spoken in lofty english accent*
either you're absurdly brilliant, or absurdly bored.
*pops a pill*
however, when you average out the total amount of these many mods.. we find.... syntax error! my! now isn't THAT interesting?
*pops a pill*
i'm afraid the game is up old boy, i just contradicted your entire thesis!
signed:
wierd lofty english drug addict with faulty calculator

Are we all pawns then? :?

Mods? Conspiring? Those nice helpful people who never bother me?Their facade is convincing, isn't it?

Ahem...what are you talking about? The mods are wonderful.

P.S. Thanks for the special deposit in my account, Max.

There is no conspiracy.

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The NationStates Moderators

Trust no one.

There is no conspiracy.

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The NationStates Moderators
Oh my god... they've come to take me away!

Noooooo!

*gloved fingers find no purchase on the smooth concrete of the parking lot*

*A small pile of cigarette ash lies on the ground as a jeep drives off swiftly into the night.*

*Watches from Shadows.*

There is no conspiracy.

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The NationStates Moderators
Oh my god... they've come to take me away!

Noooooo!

*gloved fingers find no purchase on the smooth concrete of the parking lot*

*A small pile of cigarette ash lies on the ground as a jeep drives off swiftly into the night.*

Why can't they just take the bakshish like everyone else?

*Kicks pile of ash and watches it scatter to the wind*.

That's actually quite amazing what you have discovered! Obviously it's all innocent but it makes you wonder as if it was meant to be!

That's actually quite amazing what you have discovered! Obviously it's all innocent but it makes you wonder as if it was meant to be!

Shh...keep quiet. They might hear you...

That's actually quite amazing what you have discovered! Obviously it's all innocent but it makes you wonder as if it was meant to be!

Shh...keep quiet. They might hear you...

Oh..... :cry:

*is frightened for his own life*

classic diversionary tactic, post about a fake conspiracy to draw attention from the real one

classic diversionary tactic, post about a fake conspiracy to draw attention from the real one
oh, Pablo, you're being dramatic.

Pablo?


Pablo??

Oh my god.

clearly the mods titles are veiled references to the componenets of the Trilateral commission and in some cases the Council of foreign relations

Yeah, well, let's not rule out the influence of the Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy(tm). :twisted:

(argh, what a waste of my 666th post) :evil:

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you wanna know what i think of the moderators?

*squats a takes nasty dump on the floor*

Deletion is drawing nearer.

Deletion is drawing nearer.

Damn, I just hate it when Deletion draws nearer. It always tracks mud on the carpet. :o

Oh well, at least he's giving the mods something constructive to do with their fancy "Delete" buttons...

:twisted:

Deletion is drawing nearer.

Damn, I just hate it when Deletion draws nearer. It always tracks mud on the carpet. :o

Oh well, at least he's giving the mods something constructive to do with their fancy "Delete" buttons...

:twisted:

LOL!

i declare that you are high like a kite

omg ive heard some mod conspiracies before but you are on so much crack it hurts

i declare that you are high like a kite

omg ive heard some mod conspiracies before but you are on so much crack it hurts

all of you that is

i love quoting myself

i declare that you are high like a kite

omg ive heard some mod conspiracies before but you are on so much crack it hurts

What was the smoking man smoking anyway?

i declare that you are high like a kite

omg ive heard some mod conspiracies before but you are on so much crack it hurts

What was the smoking man smoking anyway?Castro's cigars? :wink:

i declare that you are high like a kite

omg ive heard some mod conspiracies before but you are on so much crack it hurts

What was the smoking man smoking anyway?Double posts are conspiracies.

you wanna know what i think of the moderators?

*squats a takes nasty dump on the floor*

Deletion is drawing nearer.

Maybe they are the scapegoat.

LOL, Love the crazy conspiracy types.

LOL, Love the crazy conspiracy types.The foil in my hat may make me look crazy, but the foil the government put in your brain will drive you mad.

*Lights up another one*

i declare that you are high like a kite

omg ive heard some mod conspiracies before but you are on so much crack it hurts

What was the smoking man smoking anyway?Tobacco doesn't kill you, thats just another lie by the government. Keep you scared and you'll listen to anything you say, thats their plan (one of their plans)

and what's with all the server crashes? is the server crashing? or is it just hiding information?

*takes another hit of nyquill*

stop playing elobarate mind games with me server!

hey server = 6 letters...

Thats what every president since Truman has said. What do you think they were afraid of?
They were afraid of conspiracy theorists throwing out wild accusations that, although untrue, damage the reputation of all parties involved. You people... er... we... can't accept the truth anymore, always questioning what we... er... the powers that be... tell you.





... Roswell was just a weather balloon.
Yeah, but an extra-terrestrial weather balloon, which is the point.

Interesting

Veeeeerrrrrryyyy interesting.

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Double posts are conspiracies.

No they aren't. They are glitches in the M-----, umm, I mean forum, when we change something, when we edit posts to cover our tracks.

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SalusaSecondus
Who's the man behind the mask?
PGP: 0x0604DF3E

Double posts are conspiracies.

No they aren't. They are glitches in the M-----, umm, I mean forum, when we change something, when we edit posts to cover our tracks.

http://www.weirdozone.0catch.com/projects/nationstates/salusasecondus/salusasecondus2.jpg
SalusaSecondus
Who's the man behind the mask?
PGP: 0x0604DF3E

Exactly!

Where's Neo when I have my Deja vus... :lol:

Who's the man behind the mask?
Oh, I know who the man behind the mask is. I spent three months making sock monkeys after I found out. Even I could only just handle the truth. The question is not "Who's the man behind the mask?", so much as, "do you really want to find out?"

They are all after us! :shock:

I would shake in fear if not for my newbie status, despite my nation age.

46/2=23

To me it is obvious that one of the Mods is involved in the JFK assassination.

46/2=23

To me it is obvious that one of the Mods is involved in the JFK assassination.


That one's already out in the open. It was me.

I have so much dirt on the mods thanks to my spies i mean uh........*surrounds himself by his special ops men and gets a big gun and watchs for the suits.*

Okay, after spending the best part of half an hour trying to make a forgery, I have come to the conclusion that SalsuaSecondus IS NOT Ed Harris.

If he was, then quite frankly, I would have found it easier.

http://www.weirdozone.0catch.com/projects/nationstates/salusasecondus/salusasecondus2.jpg

http://www.ozcraft.com/scifidu/abyss/cast_harris.jpg

NOT THE SAME.

*whispers to his snipers* go kill that man he doesn't know enough
*snipers run away to go shoot the smoking man*

Gentlemen, I hasten to assure that after in depth research by my region, there is apsolutely no reason whatsoever to believe that the mods are forming a conspiricy. They are merely decent people trying to do a difficult job. Even if they do make the occasional mistake requiring a region wide rebellion to bring about an acceptible solution. We don't hold it against them. Why should anyone else?

The real question is, have SalusaSecundus and Kevin Bacon ever been photographed together in the same place? In a photograph that wasn't an obvious forgery, I mean. You could see in the last one pretty clearly where they photoshopped Bacon's face over somebody else's.

:twisted:

46/2=23

To me it is obvious that one of the Mods is involved in the JFK assassination.


That one's already out in the open. It was me.

That is impossible. If you where involved you would never admit it. But on the other hand you know that we know that you would never admit if you where involved so you just admit that you where involved to make us believe you lie and we think that you are not involved. This is really tricky. But this time you met your master. I have solved the riddle. You are no other than Professor Moriarty (or may be Dagobert II)!!!

46/2=23

To me it is obvious that one of the Mods is involved in the JFK assassination.


That one's already out in the open. It was me.

Not surprised at that one, Neut! :wink: :lol:

Okay, after spending the best part of half an hour trying to make a forgery, I have come to the conclusion that SalsuaSecondus IS NOT Ed Harris.

If he was, then quite frankly, I would have found it easier.

http://www.weirdozone.0catch.com/projects/nationstates/salusasecondus/salusasecondus2.jpg

http://www.ozcraft.com/scifidu/abyss/cast_harris.jpg

NOT THE SAME.

You damn fool. The commitee agreed never to divulge all this information until we had all the dirt on the mods, you agreed between cigarettes and after coughing for several minutes, joined us in the ritual scrotul blood-letting. Number 66 has now received orders to eliminate you. As for the vile SalsuaSecondus, number 666 has found that RX-ray analysis reveals a facial structure not unlike Michael Jacksons. Janet has been taken into custody for 'questioning'. Earlier, you applied your nicotine stained fingers to the XR6 keyboard to ask for any info on the hideous Sputnik. Take this no further but I have posted before, relating how he is a misfit from the old KGB. I received death threats from him shortly after and will say no more. I have T-Grammed you with details as to collect a one-way ticket to Brazil. Act quickly S.M. Number 66 cannot be contacted so I assume he is very near to you. Good luck old boy.

Number 66 is going to die if he tries to kill SM before my snipers do. *hears several sniper shots then machine guns going off then two missiles* i hope they hit the right guy if they used that much to kill one man.

What is this? Four pages of discussion of various conspiracy theories, and not one mention of the Milk Board? You guys are amateurs.

Unless,...

that is,...

you're all part of the real conspiracy.

This is a massive cover up and you stumbled upon it. Agents are being dispatched to rid you.

::Sighs and rolls eyes:: So much for an attempt at reason.

::Sighs and rolls eyes:: So much for an attempt at reason.

What? You're attempting to be reasonable in what is clearly an unreasonable thread? That's got to be against the rules, I'm sure of it.

Let's see, let me pull out the NS rulebook... Ah, here it is, right in between the "nude squirrels" rule and the "malicious intent to spam" rule. You're busted, lad.

:twisted:

::Sighs and rolls eyes:: So much for an attempt at reason.

What? You're attempting to be reasonable in what is clearly an unreasonable thread? That's got to be against the rules, I'm sure of it.

Let's see, let me pull out the NS rulebook... Ah, here it is, right in between the "nude squirrels" rule and the "malicious intent to spam" rule. You're busted, lad.

:twisted:

LOL, and whats more unreasonible than trying to be reasonible in an unreasonible thread? And don't call me lad or I'll have to come over there and force feed you a dictonary.

::Sighs and rolls eyes:: So much for an attempt at reason.

What? You're attempting to be reasonable in what is clearly an unreasonable thread? That's got to be against the rules, I'm sure of it.

Let's see, let me pull out the NS rulebook... Ah, here it is, right in between the "nude squirrels" rule and the "malicious intent to spam" rule. You're busted, lad.

:twisted:

LOL, and whats more unreasonible than trying to be reasonible in an unreasonible thread? And don't call me lad or I'll have to come over there and force feed you a dictonary.

Steady lad.