NationStates Jolt Archive

*Beekers 101st...crawl over the side of the forum and peer in...working out the Nationstates strengths and weaknesses...*

They have a large force it seems...but we will come prepared...

Beeker to base....Beeker to base...I have visual contact...over

Beeker, I read you. Do they look sober? Thirsty? They don't have weapons, do they?

*looks using eyes at enemy forces*

*eats donut*

*looks some more*

Base, HQ here. Over.

Please respond base, Over.

*Eats Doughnut*

Base, HQ here. Over.

Roger BMV...what are our orders?...It is all quiet...our eagle has landed...and the rabbits don't yet know they are lunch...over

*sits cuddled up in the back, nursing a photo of his girlfriend... and a do-nut... muttering*

Only 3 more days to go...

Is that your sweetheart?

*sits back satisfied that the first casualty of war will not be him*

*eats donut*

Stay on recon, act like tourists if questions are asked. If possible, find suitable target for first toast experiment. Over

Is that your sweetheart?

*sits back satisfied that the first casualty of war will not be him*

*eats donut*

*nods nervously, wondering why Eyno is smiling so much* :?

Yeah.. I'm home in three days, and then we're going to get married... and live in Kansas... with my sick mum... do you want to see a photo of my puppy?

*rubs hands together with glee*

A puppy too? Wow, you sure are a lucky kid. I wish I was going home too...

*eats donut*

*Utopio's Pacifist Brigade sneaks up to forum, ready for a sit-down protest at any moment*

Stay on recon, act like tourists if questions are asked. If possible, find suitable target for first toast experiment. Over

The grill is on...the bread is under the heat...the marge is ready to spread...and the soldiers don't know they are about to get egg on their faces...over

*attacks General forumers with a wet noodle*

*rubs hands together with glee*

A puppy too? Wow, you sure are a lucky kid. I wish I was going home too...

*eats donut*

*pulls note out of pocket*

oh... I forgot to give you this... they say you can leave tomorrow!

*rubs hands together with glee*

A puppy too? Wow, you sure are a lucky kid. I wish I was going home too...

*eats donut*

*pulls note out of pocket*

oh... I forgot to give you this... they say you can leave tomorrow!

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!
We're all going to die!

Noodles eh...

Seems we're up against tougher odds than I thought.

*attacks General forumers with a wet noodle*

Opens his mouth...and with sarcastic wit....slurps the unfortunate interloper into his mouth.....

Gurgle....slurp....burp 8)

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!
We're all going to die!

*slaps him hard* :twisted:

*does it again* :twisted: :twisted:

*is starting to enjoy it* :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

and they say war is hell!

The grill is on...the bread is under the heat...the marge is ready to spread...and the soldiers don't know they are about to get egg on their faces...over

Roger. I hear you're well fed. Over

The grill is on...the bread is under the heat...the marge is ready to spread...and the soldiers don't know they are about to get egg on their faces...over

Roger. I hear you're well fed. Over

Roger? I thought it was Beeks out there?

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!
We're all going to die!

*slaps him hard* :twisted:

*does it again* :twisted: :twisted:

*is starting to enjoy it* :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

and they say war is hell!

Grab a hold of that man Pet!!

*lifts his periscope viewer over the trench to take a peek*

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!
We're all going to die!

*slaps him hard* :twisted:

*does it again* :twisted: :twisted:

*is starting to enjoy it* :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

and they say war is hell!

Grab a hold of that man Pet!!

*lifts his periscope viewer over the trench to take a peek*


*Is caught taking a whizz*

:oops:

The grill is on...the bread is under the heat...the marge is ready to spread...and the soldiers don't know they are about to get egg on their faces...over

Roger. I hear you're well fed. Over

Roger that General...what is good for the goose...is good for the gander...and flying pork chops only get thawed in the summer and then only if the fountain pen overflows....over

Grab a hold of that man Pet!!

*lifts his periscope viewer over the trench to take a peek*

:shock:

*shrugs*

grabs a hold of him....... :oops: :twisted:

*stops for a cigarette*

OOC

You guys definitely RP like General regulars ... not that I have spies :P

Roger that General...what is good for the goose...is good for the gander...and flying pork chops only get thawed in the summer and then only if the fountain pen overflows....over

Roger that. The smorgasboard is forming up here, we have twelve spicy metaballs frying in the pan. Expecting more anytime. Over.

OOC

You guys definitely RP like General regulars ... not that I have spies :P

Ooc??OOk?

*To Beeker1*

Sir... I dinnae understand their language!!!

OOC

You guys definitely RP like General regulars ... not that I have spies :P

Ooc??OOk?

*To Beeker1*

Sir... I dinnae understand their language!!!

Tha have a wee edumacation prollem little pet...but nae bother...weel ha them licked by tha morn 8)

OOC

You guys definitely RP like General regulars ... not that I have spies :P

Ooc??OOk?

*To Beeker1*

Sir... I dinnae understand their language!!!

Tha have a wee edumacation prollem little pet...but nae bother...weel ha them licked by tha morn 8)


*taps his foot*

:x

*Is not amused at the choice of accent*

Roger that General...what is good for the goose...is good for the gander...and flying pork chops only get thawed in the summer and then only if the fountain pen overflows....over

Roger that. The smorgasboard is forming up here, we have twelve spicy metaballs frying in the pan. Expecting more anytime. Over.

The feast is on the move...and the finger buffet is flanking the dancefloor...just make sure that the volevents are at the front of the banquet and the chicken drumsticks are kept luke warm until Aunt Milly can put in her dentures....over

OOC

You guys definitely RP like General regulars ... not that I have spies :P

Ooc??OOk?

*To Beeker1*

Sir... I dinnae understand their language!!!

Tha have a wee edumacation prollem little pet...but nae bother...weel ha them licked by tha morn 8)

:shock: :?

Do we HAVE to lick them?

The feast is on the move...and the finger buffet is flanking the dancefloor...just make sure that the volevents are at the front of the banquet and the chicken drumsticks are kept luke warm until Aunt Milly can put in her dentures....over

Roger. Tea for two and lunch for three. So far only minor interference? Over.

Eli and his team pull up in a convoy of trucks. "Hey where's the power around here??? *munchs on a donut and hides the Guinness* Starts plugging in the power, cues up the Celine Dion CD *genuflects and prays silently for their souls* "Power is on, Maximum volume! Now"
*hurridly looks for earplugs* "ATTACK"

*taps his foot*

:x

*Is not amused at the choice of accent*

:D

Is HIGHLY amused at the wee choice of language!! :P

The feast is on the move...and the finger buffet is flanking the dancefloor...just make sure that the volevents are at the front of the banquet and the chicken drumsticks are kept luke warm until Aunt Milly can put in her dentures....over

Roger. Tee for two and lunch for three. So far only minor interference? Over.

Yes...Aunt Milly changed her colostomy bag...so the damage was kept to minimum spillage...we are heading towards the Quiche to see if we can spot any ham sandwiches...hopefully their crusts will be off and we can catch them by surprise...over

Eli and his team pull up in a convoy of trucks. "Hey where's the power around here??? *munchs on a donut and hides the Guinness* Starts plugging in the power, cues up the Celine Dion CD *genuflects and prays silently for their souls* "Power is on, Maximum volume! Now"
*hurridly looks for earplugs* "ATTACK"

Sh1111111111111111111111111t!!!

*quickly hides behind Eyno, using him as a shield*

Celine Dion will be the anthem of our glorious army!

*sings*

Near, far, wherever you are, I believe that my heart will go oooooooooooon...

Starts plugging in the power, cues up the Celine Dion CD


*starts writing diary*

the first casualty of war.... is eardrums......

The brave beer truck drivers fail to put their earplugs in in time, and as "The Power of Love" tears across no-man's-land, the shouts begin: "Man down!" "Medic!" "Bottle opener!"

But there is worse to come. As Dion hits the high notes, beer bottles begin to shatter.

*Cue "Pagliacci", and slow motion shot of S&J soldier dropping to his knees, shirt wet with beer, silently asking the sky, Why? Why?*

Yes...Aunt Milly changed her colostomy bag...so the damage was kept to minimum spillage...we are heading towards the Quiche to see if we can spot any ham sandwiches...hopefully their crusts will be off and we can catch them by surprise...over

Ok. Smoke'm if they're salty! Over.

Eli and his team pull up in a convoy of trucks. "Hey where's the power around here??? *munchs on a donut and hides the Guinness* Starts plugging in the power, cues up the Celine Dion CD *genuflects and prays silently for their souls* "Power is on, Maximum volume! Now"
*hurridly looks for earplugs* "ATTACK"

Sh1111111111111111111111111t!!!

*quickly hides behind Eyno, using him as a shield*

Hold your horses soldiers...we are not going anywhere yet...let them listen to Celine for 48hours...then my friends...they will come to us 8)

As Dion hits the high notes, beer bottles begin to shatter.

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Eli and his team pull up in a convoy of trucks. "Hey where's the power around here??? *munchs on a donut and hides the Guinness* Starts plugging in the power, cues up the Celine Dion CD *genuflects and prays silently for their souls* "Power is on, Maximum volume! Now"
*hurridly looks for earplugs* "ATTACK"

Sh1111111111111111111111111t!!!

*quickly hides behind Eyno, using him as a shield*


"Weese gots to have mo power mon dinna ya have anymore" Attaches spare generators to the diesel tanks in the truck quickly turns up volume *that should fix them Celine Dion at 135 decibels*

Eli and his team pull up in a convoy of trucks. "Hey where's the power around here??? *munchs on a donut and hides the Guinness* Starts plugging in the power, cues up the Celine Dion CD *genuflects and prays silently for their souls* "Power is on, Maximum volume! Now"
*hurridly looks for earplugs* "ATTACK"

Sh1111111111111111111111111t!!!

*quickly hides behind Eyno, using him as a shield*

Hold your horses soldiers...we are not going anywhere yet...let them listen to Celine for 48hours...then my friends...they will come to us 8)


*Starts laying dog poop mines*

*Cue "Pagliacci", and slow motion shot of S&J soldier dropping to his knees, shirt wet with beer, silently asking the sky, Why? Why?*

Pagliacci?? doesn't he play in goal for Italy??

HQ to base. HQ to base. Do you need medics? Over.

Eli and his team pull up in a convoy of trucks. "Hey where's the power around here??? *munchs on a donut and hides the Guinness* Starts plugging in the power, cues up the Celine Dion CD *genuflects and prays silently for their souls* "Power is on, Maximum volume! Now"
*hurridly looks for earplugs* "ATTACK"

Sh1111111111111111111111111t!!!

*quickly hides behind Eyno, using him as a shield*

Hold your horses soldiers...we are not going anywhere yet...let them listen to Celine for 48hours...then my friends...they will come to us 8)

"Eli reporting Sir! There are deserters coming over from the enemy already Sir! We are issuing ear plugs to them and sending them to the field hospital for counseling Sir!"

*A batallion of baby blue Mezzalunan tanks pull up, with their fearless leader standing straight atop the first one, a la Patton. She hops out of the tank and down into the trenches.*

Celine? Why, you boys are so sweet. What a nice way to set the atmosphere for a kinder, gentler war.

Mmmm...do I smell donuts?

INCREASE THE VOLUME

*cuts off own ears*

That's much better!

*eats donut*

*A broken CNNN report, interviewing soldiers from 'the front'*

*shouted over the top of bad Canadian music*

it's mayhem hear (pun intended)....

..they seem to be....

... playing the music...

... at their own men!!

*hands out tequilas to everyone*

HQ to Base. Communicaton's breaking up. Severe problems atm. Over.

*wonders if giving tequilas to the Communications Specialists was such a good idea*

*Yawns*

Well, wake me up when we can kill something. The troops all have PMS and are itching for a fight.

*Breaks out the chocolate rations to keep the troops quiet for a time.*

TROOPS!

I have just recieved word from General BMV...

We are to launch our attack on the following words...



Near, far, wherever you are
I believe that the heart does go on
Once more you open the door
And you're here in my heart
And my heart will go on and on

Be brave troops...and remember...wait till you see the whites of their eyes...or their cd collection...whichever is first

8)

*Bursts into tears at the beautiful, heart-felt lyrics*

Oh, poor Leonardo...*sniffle*

*Bursts into tears at the beautiful, heart-felt lyrics*

Oh, poor Leonardo...*sniffle*

Now we can avenge him!

INCREASE THE VOLUME


*grumbles what the hell is wrong with 135 decibels* "Sar Major bring in the fuel trucks for the generators we are going to maximum volume" "General Li Sir! We are increasing to maximum volume 155 decibels please take cover" cues Love Theme for Titanic *wonders if this is a war crime*

TROOPS!

I have just recieved word from General BMV...

We are to launch our attack on the following words...



Near, far, wherever you are
I believe that the heart does go on
Once more you open the door
And you're here in my heart
And my heart will go on and on

Be brave troops...and remember...wait till you see the whites of their eyes...or their cd collection...whichever is first

8)

*Shouts over the music* What did you say? On and on??

*Bursts into tears at the beautiful, heart-felt lyrics*

Oh, poor Leonardo...*sniffle*

Pull yourself together woman...I hope your PMT unit is effective...

*looks at the housewives...*

...and remember ladies...your husbands havn't done the dishes tonight 8)

*looks at watch*

We'd better make this quick, I'm going out this evening...

Pull yourself together woman...I hope your PMT unit is effective...

*looks at the housewives...*

...and remember ladies...your husbands havn't done the dishes tonight 8)

*Wipes her tears and straightens her back haughtily*

We're all trained soldiers, sir. The enemy will learn to fear us soon enough.

INCREASE THE VOLUME


*grumbles what the hell is wrong with 135 decibels* "Sar Major bring in the fuel trucks for the generators we are going to maximum volume" "General Li Sir! We are increasing to maximum volume 155 decibels please take cover" cues Love Theme for Titanic *wonders if this is a war crime*

*Does a literaly flying inspection*

:shock: Good god! I hope they never can prove that we did this!! If they can it's Nürnberg for me if we don't win...

Carry on!

OOC: Gotta fly, guys. Carry on.

OOC: Gotta fly, guys. Carry on.

Likewise!

*punches time card, takes off helmet and stows away rifle*

Hope the war goes well...

And you're here in my heart
And my heart will go on and on

CHARGE!!

This is exactly the sillyness that causes so many RPers to hate the general forum.

**sprays NSers with spam gun**

This is exactly the sillyness that causes so many RPers to hate the general forum.

*bayonets Daistallia*

scans the front wondering what became of the enemy *turns on radio* "Eli reporting to base, Eli reporting to base, over, Enemy that hasn't surrenderd has deserted front line, over" *rolls out kegs of Guinness knowing Celine can always break bottles*

This is exactly the sillyness that causes so many RPers to hate the general forum.

This is exactly the kind of aloof...smug...D+D geek attitude that causes so many General goers to LAUGH OUT LOUD at the patheticness of that comment 8)

This is exactly the sillyness that causes so many RPers to hate the general forum.


*wonders how RPer's recognize silly turns Celine Daistallia's way*

Guys I post fairly often in general. I am just pointing out that stuff like this is likely to increase calls for the deletion of general....

This is exactly the sillyness that causes so many RPers to hate the general forum.

*Questions the POW*

Don't like general, eh? Would you rather have ze generalites here? See, zat can be arranged... A simple deletion of general would make it all happen, your worst nightmare comes true... :twisted:

Guys I post fairly often in general. I am just pointing out that stuff like this is likely to increase calls for the deletion of general....

I have never heard anything so ridiculous in my entire time on NS...we are having some fun...go away...

BLASTS DAISY WITH AN IGNORE CANNON

:roll: walks out expecting less tolerant types to begin the flames....

Guys I post fairly often in general. I am just pointing out that stuff like this is likely to increase calls for the deletion of general....

Good point Daistallia. But hey, this is an RP thread, not a discussion thread!

S&J's crack squad prepares to charge. They have heard tales of supernatural forces in the NS forum, and so we have had our top scientists/witchdoctors preparing this battalion.

*The soldiers grin at each other as the full moon comes out. These are not really men anymore, they merely choose that form when it is convenient. Now, preparing for battle, they drop to all fours and turn into a much more deadly kind of animal.

The wereotters of S&J roll on their backs, waiting for the enemy to sit on their bellies, so that they can whack them with rocks.*

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*orders banjo players into line* "Prepare to charge people on Three ah one ah two ah three"

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :evil:
Wish that I was on ol' Rocky Top,
down in the Tennessee hills;
Ain't no smoggy smoke on Rocky Top;
Ain't no telephone bills;
Once I had a girl on Rocky top;
Half bear, other half cat;
Wild as a mink, but sweet as soda pop,
I still dream about that; II
Once two strangers climbed ol' Rocky Top,
lookin' for a moonshine still;
Stangers ain't come down from Rocky Top
Reckon they never will;
Corn don't grow at all on Rocky Top;
Dirt's too rocky by far;
That's why all the folks on Rocky Top
get their corn from a jar;
Chorus
Rocky Top, you'll always be
home sweet home to me;
Good ol' Rocky Top;
Rocky Top Tennessee;
Rocky Top Tennessee. III
I've had years of cooped-up city life
Trapped like a duck in a pen;
All I know is it's a pity life
Can't be simple again.
:twisted:

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Here I come!!!!

*Smashes into enemy forces, whoever they are*

*Shouts out orders*

Brass, hit 'em with Amparito Roca!! One-two ready-go!!

**Orders Spam Squadron to cover RS's brass**

*Shouts out orders*

Brass, hit 'em with Amparito Roca!! One-two ready-go!!

**Orders Spam Squadron to cover RS's brass**

*sends banjo pickers in behind the spammers*

*joins the front*

What do you want me to do?

*joins the front*

What do you want me to do?


"Cue up the Dolly Parton CD we'll drive them insane"

"Cue up the Dolly Parton CD we'll drive them insane"

*takes out the Dolly Parton CD*

*puts it in the CD player and turns it on, up to maximum volume*

:twisted:

HQ to base. Fire at free will kzhzhzhhjjz amn this piece of shzhhrzhzrz....

"Cue up the Dolly Parton CD we'll drive them insane"

*takes out the Dolly Parton CD*

*puts it in the CD player and turns it on, up to maximum volume*

:twisted:

*heads for the rear toward the mess tent* "That should hold them at bay for a while CE, if they start getting frisky put in the Hillary Duff, but be prepared for deserters from the enemy lines, the ear plugs are over here and the mental health tent is by the mess tent, Good work Soldier"

*heads for the rear toward the mess tent* "That should hold them at bay for a while CE, if they start getting frisky put in the Hillary Duff, but be prepared for deserters from the enemy lines, the ear plugs are over here and the mental health tent is by the mess tent, Good work Soldier"

Thanks sir.

*salutes*

*puts in ear plugs* :( :wink:

"Cue up the Dolly Parton CD we'll drive them insane"

*takes out the Dolly Parton CD*

*puts it in the CD player and turns it on, up to maximum volume*

:twisted:

You do know thats a War Crime. Shudders at the thought of Country and OMG Western....

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Hang on a minute...

How come this was moved...

It is as legitimate an RP as any in the Natiostates forum... :x

It appears that we need a new thread then....

Base this is sausage, we are in the parking lot and have located the Monkey. Over.

"Cue up the Dolly Parton CD we'll drive them insane"

*takes out the Dolly Parton CD*

*puts it in the CD player and turns it on, up to maximum volume*

:twisted:

You do know thats a War Crime. Shudders at the thought of Country and OMG Western....

*wanders back to the front chewing the last of the donuts* Cue up the Hillary Duff! This should end the conflict.

You do know thats a War Crime. Shudders at the thought of Country and OMG Western....

Yep! :twisted: :twisted:

You do know thats a War Crime. Shudders at the thought of Country and OMG Western....

Yep! :twisted: :twisted:


You evil, evil man.
You have not seen me I was not there....

Click here (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=100712)

Guys I post fairly often in general. I am just pointing out that stuff like this is likely to increase calls for the deletion of general....

This conflict started because of those regular crys for the RPer's to steal our bandwidth.