NationStates Jolt Archive

Inspired by SLAG's Juke Charts thread (just giving credit where credit is due, by the way you should visit his thread as well... I think it's titled "Billco Co presents..."), I've decided to add a movie box office.

Haven't you went to see a movie and walked out shaking you head mumbling you can't believe you paid for that sh*t?

Of course you have. Now is your chance to ride the roller coaster and make the greatest movie hit at the box office. Here's how...

(No REAL movies, please: make up your own)

Just submit the following (*=Required):

Movie Title*: You gotta have a title right?
Movie Genre*: Adventure, Action, Drama, Comedy, Horror, Sci Fi, mix of those?
Movie Summary*: Just give me a basic plot. Include any scenes that are bound to cause controversy.
Cast: The stars of the show... What movies have they starred in before. How popular are they?
Budget*: How much money did you put into this production?
Producer(s): What production company produced it? What movies have they produced before?
Special Effects: Describe the special effects in the movie if any? Some new revolutionary concept?
Director Who directed it? What did he do before? Was he successful or is he new in the business?
Running Time How long is your movie?
Rating/Content What rating did the movie shoot for? Include content description and it will be rated by me (or you could do it yourself but please tell me thats the final rating). Using the CARA guidelines.
Include the following keywords in your descriptions of content:
Brief nudity
Mild Violence
Mild Horror
Violence
Scenes of Drug Use
Language (count of all offensive words... seperate count of fuck and its derivatives)
Strong Language
Strong Violence
Gore
Drug Themes
Sexual Themes
Mild Sexual Content
Sexual Content
Strong Sexual Content
Pervasive Language
Disturbing Themes
etc.
Hype Just add any adverts etc. for your movie.
Any Additional comments

Top 20 Grossing Movies
Year 2 Week 1
Current Rank-Rank Previously-Movie Title-Rating-Distributor-Weekend/Weekday Gross(in US dollars)-Cumulative Gross(in US dollars)-Release Weeks and Weekends


1.--6..--Partisan--R--Amerigan International--27,368,000 USd--214,468,000 USD--8

2.--5.--The Grey Dawn--PG-13--RGD studios--24,122,943 USD--84,362,943 USD--2

3.--N/A--The Court Martial--PG-13--Ridge Productions
--23,805,586 USD--23,805,586--0

4.--1.--Cybertronic-- R---Great Arch LtD.--23,445,246 USd--50,445,246--1

5.--N/A--Double--Pg-13--Bureaucratic Pictures--21,785,964 USd--21,786,964--USD--0

6.-- 10.--Truth--PG-13--Mighty Rock Productions--20,002,372 USD--158,202,372 USd--6

7.--2.---The Burning Fiddle--PG-13--Mighty Rock Productions--16,920,232 USd--58,220,232 USD--2

8.--N/A--Sterile Mind--R--Amerigan International--15,185,586 USD--15,185,586 USD--0

9.--4.---Pauline Hanson : The Musical--PG--Southern Star Endemol--15,083,923 USD--135,683,923 USD--7

10.--13--Fight Song--PG-13--Mighty Rock Productions--12,962,832--252,482,832 USD--7

11.--7.---Ruthie 2: Return of Ruthie--PG--Wakka Wakka Studios--12,882,978 USD--59,882,978 USd--2

12.--11..--The Day We kissed--PG--Virgin Media--8,363,483 USD--89,563,483 USD--5

13.--3..--Lost at Sea--PG-13--Great Arch LtD.--7,924,323 USD--138,164,323 USD--5

14.--17.--Silence of the Spams--R--Hulky Productions--7,923,832 USD--99,403,832 USd--7

15.--8.--McBain 5--R-- Jebediah Studios--7,842,392 USD--121,162,392 USD--5

16.--9.--Deep Blue Fears--PG-13--LensEye Production--7,205,654 USD--20,645,654 USD--1

17.--19.--Cathletics--PG--K-Films--6,903,834 USd--152,303,834 USD--9

18.--15..-- Nuke the Cops!--PG-13-- K-Films--6,303,293 USd--100,583,293 USD--6

19.--18.---The darkest night--PG-13--RGD studios--5,362,832 USD--229,783,483 USD--10

20.--14.--5.--Guy Domville--R--Portagoose Productions--4,163,232 USd--129,243,232 USD--7


***Movies that didn't make it, but might make it next week!***
12.--10.-- Johnnie DeMarko--R--Starlight Films--9,362,283 USD--197,372,283 USD--9

16.--14.-- Mario Bros: The untold Story--G-- Great Arch LtD.--5,223,234 USD--40,303,234 USD--2


20.--(below 20)-Barbarians in the Gate--R--Not Given--1,843,293 USD--18,283,293--3





***NOTE: Due to increased interest, the time will be accelerated slightly. Thus each RL day is either a weekend or 5 weekdays here.

******BIG NOTE: You should probably announce upcoming releases to build up hype or by purchasing time for previews in Amerigan movie theatres. The current rate is 100 USD per second. The more you advertise it before it comes out the more sales you'll get opening day and the faster it'll fall should it not meet the audience's standards.

Well get cracking and submit your movie. (Box office Charts will be determined via dice roll matrix).
Feel free to give suggestions and ask questions on this thread.

Movie Title*: Sleepless in Sirocco
Movie Genre*: Romance
Movie Summary*: An unfortunate disease spreads throughout the nation making everyone a chronic insomniac.
Cast: Mr. Noe Buddy, Zed Liszt-Selleb and Imnot Famus. All have starred in such hits as Ooh, a Butterfly! and the masterpiece musical Moulin Jaune
Budget*: About 6 billion (that's inflation for ya) IOUs.
Producer(s): Holy Wood Studios have produced such legendary hits as The Melbourne Identity and Thatch Me if You Can
Special Effects: Plenty of polystyrene and bubble-wrap monsters!
Director: Bas Lewdmun. just some guy we met in a pub.
Running Time: 'bout an hour and a half.
Rating/Content: It's a 15 guys, those red bleary eyes are not pretty sights.
Hype: Loadsa hype, but everyone thought it was about cheese for some reason.

Movie Title*: Anomaly: Story of Earth
Movie Genre*: Sci Fi
Movie Summary*: The future is in jeopardy, becuase hackers found the formula of the meaning of life.
Cast: David Martin Enrique De La Rodrigazco, starred in such films as The End of Coca Cola and The True Story of The Engine that Could
Budget*: 100,000 US dollars.
Producer(s): Producers4Less Inc.
Special Effects: Fake blood.
Director Benedict Bravo, a new director in the industry who directed the horrible movie Gigi
Running Time 3 hours 29 minutes
Rating/Content Rated R for
Brief nudity
Scenes of Drug Use
Strong Language
Strong Violence
Gore
Disturbing Themes
Hype Not enough money for any advertisements.

Tag for later post.

Movie Title: Mansion of a Million Murders
Movie Genre: Horror/Comedy
Movie Summary: 7 teenagers get lost going to a kegger when they end up in a house belonging to Dr. Devastation, who enjoys killing and mutilating his patients. Hilarity ensues. And what would a horror movie be without some hot action?
Cast: Bob Rombie, Sliponia's biggest actor starts as Dr. Devastion (Also seen in While You Were Weeping)
Budget: 50 million slips
Producer(s): Starlight Films. Also produced the musical, "The Chong Song" .
Special Effects: Gore, fake drug use.
Director: Rob Bole, most succesful director Sliponia. (Imagine Scorcese meets Landis meets Speilberg)
Running Time: 110 minutes
Rating/Content: Rated R for
Violence
Scenes of Drug Use
Strong Language
Strong Violence
Gore
Drug Themes
Sexual Themes
Strong Sexual Content
Disturbing Themes
Crude Humor
Hype: "You think you know what is scary and you think you know what is funny, and what is sexy? This movie combines them all into one big blockbuster. This is highest grossing movie in Sliponian history!"

Movie Title*: Master and Collabarator

Movie Genre*: Political Drama

Movie Summary*: Intrigue and power struggles among the upper echelons of the Universal Hive.

Cast: Charlie Beta-5, star of films like "Master vs Madness" and "Individual Inconsequence!"

Budget*: 2 million on advertisements, Film made through exploitation and intimidation of employees

Producer(s): FilmSlave Incorporated

Special Effects: None, except for accurate portrayal of the Hive City

Director: The Master

Running Time: 2 hours 43 minutes

Rating/Content:
Brief Nudity
Strong Language
Mild Sexual Content
Not suitable for people with photo-sensitive epilepsy

Hype: Everyones talking about it.

Any Additional comments:
The Master is a big-film nut.
Criticism in international media for utilising mind control and subliminal messaging techniques. However everyone loves the movie. Everyone!!!!

tag for future post

Title: Radscorpion! X: Radscorpion in Space
Genre: B-Movie/Horror/Sequel
Summary: The 10th installment in the legendary series of oversize rampaging pseudo-arachnid movies. It's your standard B-Movie with giant insectoid monsters rampaging through a space station. Lots of memorable one liners yet no remarkable dialog, plenty of exploding scorpions, and bowing to about every major request by the fans. Memorable scenes include a swarm of radscorpions barelling down a corridor, including the walls and ceilings. And of course the gratiuitous nudity and sex scenes. Not for arachnophobes or anyone seeking intellectually stimulating fare.
Cast: Brice Ampbell, Kari Waher
Budget: about 15 million bottlecaps, 3 cheese sandwhiches and a ham on rye.
Producer: Cygnus Film Works**
Special Effects: Lots of animatronic scorpions ranging from the size of Mastiffs to Volkswagens. About twelve Imperial pints of green ketchup. A plot crafted with a cookie-cutter.
Director: Saul Rumi
Running Time: 104 minutes
Rating/Content: R
Horror-related violence and gore
Occassional strong language
Gratuitious scenes of nudity
Tawdry scenes of sex
Lots of giant pseudo-arachnids
Hype: In space, no one can hear you blatantly rip off other peoples' ideas (REJECTED TAG LINE)
The Radscorpion! movies are a classic and popular series of B-movies. In the opinion of many*, they are the greatest movies ever made.

"The best in the series!" - New Alexandria Sun**
"A true classic!" - Channel 134 News**
"They don't get any better than this!" - Edgard and Reaper**

* "many" refering to some guys we found out in the wilderness and made to watch all the movies.
** a Cygnus Industrial Works subsidiary

Title: When Harry met Himself

Genre: Romantic Comedy

Summary: Harry finds spiritual enlightenment by looking deep within and renouncing all worldly possesions. Hilarity insues, especially when he attempts to enlighten a fried chicken leg.

Cast: Ezekiel Farley as "Harry," renowned for his protrayal of His Most Enlightened One in "Honey, I Baptized the Kids." Extremely popular.
Hannah Barbera as "Judith: Harry's Ex," an up-and-coming actress looking to prove something. Virtually unknown, but highly respected by those who do know her.

Budget: 15 million blows to the head in total, a fair amount for a movie this size.

Producers: Produced by Cheese Studios. Best known for its series of educational tapes on Enlightenment, hosted by the Hand of HMEO

Director: Charles Ferdianand III. Directed the hugely popular "A Storm of Sushi." Widely in demand.

Running Time: Ah, but it depends on how much the audience takes away from the movie, does it not? :P

Hype: "The best movie this year!"- The Arctic Times, Jan 1st 2003
"Ezekiel shines! No, literally, he does!"- The New Arctic Times
"Two protuding digits up!"- The New New Arctic Times

Movie Title: Life, as it is, and will be
Movie Genre: Drama, Sci Fi
Movie Summary: Chronicaling the birth, life, death, and afterlife as viewed by others and by his inner mind of one individual (David Johnson)who is in a repressive society, that strips individuals of all its individuality. The character has no inner strength to let his body rebel as his mind privately has, and how this affects him as he dies and enters the afterlife. Explores deep, complex themes such as what we should do in our life, the use of society, and the meaning and definition of existence.

Cast: Kevin Zoxbi (Young David), Edward Copazi (Teen David), Sam Jones (Young Adult, Afterlife David), Robert Smith (Middleaged David), Andrew Anders (Old David)

This is Kevin Zoxbi's first major film, but he shows promise.
Edward Copazi has played major roles in some sitcoms on Feline television before.
Sam Jones is a critically acclaimed actor who has already won several awards at the age of twenty-five. Called the greatest actor of his generation.
Robert Smith is a producer-director-actor who has won many awards over his long career.
Andrew Anders is a true screen legend. In a career spanning over fifty years, he has made over sixty movies, and many of them have wons awards.

Budget: 30 Million Paw Marks (60 Million Dollars)
Producer(s): Smith Imagine Studios
Special Effects: A very realistic, fleshed out dystopian background world was created, which took most of the movie's budget in this very character driven, but in depth, drama.
Director: Robert Smith
Running Time: 4 Hours, 33 Minutes (Feline films typically are long.)
Rating/Content: R

(Most of the below take place in fantasies within the main character's mind.)

Brief nudity
Mild Horror
Strong Violence
Scenes of Drug Use
Strong Language
Gore
Drug Themes
Sexual Themes
Strong Sexual Content
Pervasive Language
Disturbing Themes

Hype: Explore a life... and rediscover your own. (Tagline)
"A masterpiece worthy of Kubrick, Soderbergh, and Spielberg combined, 'Life' is the best movie I have ever seen." (Critic Review
"Explores themes of grand signifigance to us all... Two thumbs up" (Critic Review)
"Five out of Five... Mindbending!" (Critic Review)

Comments:

Theme song is "Across the Universe" by The Beatles. Very sterile, austere feel to the movie, except for the many fantasies interspersed throughout it.

<Mark for reading and possibly to turn this into a post.>

Movie Title: Polar Storm
Movie Genre*: Sci Fi, political drama
Movie Summary*: A longstanding conflict between the "blue", "red" and "brown" factions of the world erupts into an interalliance war after a blue spy blows up a red oilrig. The battle brings three men together on the top of the world, the North Pole. In this apocaliptic drama, the stars are lost in their struggle for survival, their loyalty to their countries and the will to uncover the greatest political plot in the history of NS.
Cast: Josef Tator jr. (16 year old son of the Brown Führer) Andrew Anders (Blue Intelligence officer - played 'Old David' in Life, as it is, and will be ) David Martin Enrique De La Rodrigazco (Red Army Volunteer, starred in such films as The End of Coca Cola and The True Story of The Engine that Could)
Budget*: 720 million euro's.
Producer(s): KNN Movies division, known from such blockbusters as "Ortillery - danger from above", "The Victory Islands", "The lonely girl" and "Cabinet Crisis"
Special Effects: The movie is filled with special effects, such as the on-site filming on the North Pole, a massive naval invasion of the beaches of a megacity, filmed with special permission in several government centres. Scenes on a real nuclear submarine travelling under the icecaps of the Pole, which has actually been sunk for the purpose of the movie.
Director Directed by noted Knootian director Jaap Verhagen
Running Time 2 hours and 41 minutes
Rating/Content
Includes: Violence (battle scenes, people slowly freezing to death, drowning), some use of course words. (Knootians are the most foul mouthed in the region - but this movie actually isn't too bad.)

Hype
"Disturbing theme, and dangerously close to reality"
"Massive Action!"
"Good plotline"
"Realistic characters - the movie isn't taking sides and shows the personal drama in the grand sceme of things."

Any Additional comments
Features musical score from John Williams.

(OOC: I have no idea really about the US rating system so please rate if for me :) )

OOC: Nice to see one of my made-up actors is gaining international fame.

Anyway:

G- Family movies, think "Finding Nemo"
PG- Family movies with some content that parents might not want their kids to see, think the "Star Wars" set of trilogies
PG-13- For older children, with content that parents probaly would not want young kids to see. Think the most recent "James Bond" movies, like "Goldeneye," "The World is Not Enough," or "Die Another Day."
R- For adults only, think "The Matrix" and subsequent movies.
X- Pornography.


EDIT: I looked up British ratings (Partly to put here, and partly because of personal interest), and made a conversion table:

G=Uc and U
PG=PG
PG-13=12A and 12
(No American Equivilent)=15
R=18
X=R18

OOC: yeah, I just thought using some international actors was a good idea. I suppose my movie is somewhere between PG-13 and R rated...

(OOC: Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery... very nice...

Just so I don't have to bog the description down with this sort of thing, The Willies are The SLAGLands' version of the Oscars.)

Movie Title: Bootsy's Eyes
Movie Genre: Drama/Art Film (and no, that does NOT mean porno)
Movie Summary: Based on a piece of short fiction by SLAGLandic author Misty Deeds, Bootsy's Eyes tells the story of Bootsy, the Bronson family cat. Bootsy has lived with the Bronson family since she was a kitten; at age 17, she realizes she is nearing the end of her life. Bootsy's story is told through a series of poignant observations and visions--about father Hal Bronson's alcoholism, about daughter Jane's nymphomania, about wife Doris's complacency, and about son Greg's growing tobacco addiction and inherent apathy.

Bootsy herself is no angel, however; throughout the course of the film, it becomes evident that she has turned sour in her old age. Bootsy has taken to drinking puddles of Hal's spilt beer, to incredible boredom and malaise, and even to lesbian fantasies about Jane and her "real comfortable tits." Bootsy's flaws, however, give us all the more interesting perspective on the traditional nuclear family in a film that only once--at the film's dramatic ending--leaves the confines of the home.

Bootsy's Eyes features several controversial scenes of domestic abuse and violence, as well as several graphic sexual scenes, the most bizarre and graphic of which involves Bootsy morphing into a human during one of her odd "visions" to engage in lesbian sex with Jane.
Cast:
Dana Stunt - Voice of Bootsy (Star of Willy-winning drama/comedy Diner Knights, for which she won Best Supporting Actress)
Larry Felicity - Hal Bronson (Star of several popular action films, including the war epic Midnight in the Glass Bowl. Most known for his roles as an action hero, Mr. Felicity is presented here with one of his most poignant and affecting roles to date.)
Tasha Silver - Janie Bronson (Appearing in her first headline role. Silver has appeared in supporting roles in several independent films and earned her breakout role in last year's Willy-winning short, Silver Street.)
Annette Benito - Doris Bronson (Appeared in supporting roles in Breadwinner and The Mutterer, both minor box-office successes.)
Phil Angiven - Greg Bronson (Debut role)
Esther Prince - Mailman
Todd Benson - Tom the Neighbour
Harriet Yellowstone - Phyllis the Neighbour
Betty Stowe - Voice of Grandma Flynn (Legendary actress, one of the premier stars of the silver screen in the early days of SLAGLandic film.)
Ginger Baker - Bootsy's Human Form
Budget: $8,000,000
Producer: Fogdog Films. Known best for their work in Diner Knights and Willy-award-winning made-for-TV movie The Griffining.
Special Effects: Special effects are minimal, aside from the bizarrely fleshed-out morphing of Bootsy into a human. Some fog machines, dry ice, and lighting effects here and there, but nothing too ostentatious, as the film typically doesn't require it.
Director: Raven Vinini. A collegiate film prodigy, Raven's breakout film came with last year's Silver Street. She is presenting her first full-length motion picture with a major company here.
Running Time: 1 hour 48 minutes
Rating/Content:
Violence - Several graphic scenes of abuse involving Jane and her father Hal, and one scene of abuse involving Hal and his wife.
Scenes of Drug Use - Alcoholism and tobacco use is frequent. One scene features Jane smoking marijuana.
Language - 48 minor swears, 11 uses of the f-word and derivatives.
Strong Language - One--Hal calls his daughter a "f---ing c--t" during one scene.
Gore - Some blood.
Drug Themes - Alcoholism and drug abuse are frequently present.
Sexual Themes - Jane's sexual promiscuity is another major theme. During one graphic scene, Hal rapes his wife.
Strong Sexual Content - One lesbian love scene involving Bootsy and Jane features bare breasts. Another rape scene features Hal's bare buttocks. No genitals are displayed, but the sexual imagery is nonetheless graphic.
Disturbing Themes - Drug use, domestic abuse, and death are frequent themes.
Hype: The movie's theme in advertising is minimalism. There is no dialogue, and several of the film's scenes are presented in a bizarre fog. During the title screen during the adverts, Bootsy's familiar voice says, "And then I knew I was feeling everything."
The actors, director, and musicians are also frequently interviewed. Expect to see some of these interviews soon.

Movie Title: The Vampire King

Movie Genre: Fantasy/Drama/Horror

Movie Summary: Baron Tor Deran, daughter is kidnapped and turned into a vampire by the Vampire king of Derstivi and Baron Tor Deran goes a quest of revenge to overthrow the Vampire king and avenge his daughter.

Cast: Sir Fredreck Tor Dana as the Baron Tor Deran, Starred in mega blockbuster films such as The Star and Cross, Unholy Venegence, The Gersta and the Lady. Prince Just Tor Dorl as the Vampire King, who has Starred over Dozen block Buster dramas, Fantasy, Mysteries and Horror
movies and Dozens of other famed Teritoran Stars in all star cast.

Budget: 700 million

Producer: Binei productions, Benei's own company they have made all of 20 of his Mega Block Buster films along with 20 other majorly famed films.

Special Effects: Stunning Award Winning Realisic Specal effects that put the person in the movie.

Director: Lord Gern Tor Binei who has directed over 20 Block Buster Films and has won 20 rewards in dozens of countries for best Foriegn Film, and has won the Best Director Award for twenty years in a row.

Running Time: 3 Hours

Rating/Content: Very graphic scenes of Violence, Disturbing Themes, languge, some Sexual Themes, Strong Horror themes and such has gotten this movie rated R.

Shocking realisic and and stunning specal effects and Amazing Acting. ~TSNN Movie reveiw.

A Classic~Castle Dora Times

Two Thumbs up.~Most Holy Order of St. Adius(To note an order of the catholic that hunts undead such as vampires and others.)

And the first Chart is in. Some comments from analysts say.

"If you put enough money in the content and not in the advertising it'll pay off in the long run. Those who put in too much many into advertisement and not enough into content... people tend to find out... eventually."

"There is a huge untapped kiddie market. Theres way too many R rated movies out there. Parents have no choice but to take them to see some PG 13 movies."

Some viewers comment:

A young pre-teen exclaims, "You know what I like to see? Alternate endings in the theatre! And bloopers!"

Comment from Amergian Box Office: "DVD charts will be added as soon as your first movies exhaust themselves in the theatre and you decide to release the DVD/VHS of them. Good luck."

Question: Are those figures just for Amerigo, or for the whole world?

"There is a huge untapped kiddie market. Theres way too many R rated movies out there. Parents have no choice but to take them to see some PG 13 movies."

OOC: Holy crap, you're right.

I credit that to the fact that it's a lot easier to write adult films, in no small part due to the fact that there's a lot of people here struggling for that zany thing called "maturity."

I thought about submitting a kid's movie. I may do it now. :P

Question: Are those figures just for Amerigo, or for the whole world?
Just Amerigo... But it's an "international" Box Office, so none of the said films are considered "foreign". Frankly "foreign films" rarely get as much money as non-foreign.

Besides for the whole world you'd get a whole lot more money than that.

"There is a huge untapped kiddie market. Theres way too many R rated movies out there. Parents have no choice but to take them to see some PG 13 movies."

OOC: Holy crap, you're right.

I credit that to the fact that it's a lot easier to write adult films, in no small part due to the fact that there's a lot of people here struggling for that zany thing called "maturity."

I thought about submitting a kid's movie. I may do it now. :P
Oh yes you could submit as many movies as you want at any given time. I mean theres no quota of one movie per nation per week.

"There is a huge untapped kiddie market. Theres way too many R rated movies out there. Parents have no choice but to take them to see some PG 13 movies."

OOC: Holy crap, you're right.

I credit that to the fact that it's a lot easier to write adult films, in no small part due to the fact that there's a lot of people here struggling for that zany thing called "maturity."

I thought about submitting a kid's movie. I may do it now. :P
Oh yes you could submit as many movies as you want at any given time. I mean theres no quota of one movie per nation per week.

Good, because I was getting worried that my film would not turn a profit. :)

Good, because I was getting worried that my film would not turn a profit. :)
Besides I wouldn't worry too much about it... Your movie has enough content in it and not as much hype as the other one. After running as much as it will in Amerigo you should probably turn a profit from Amerigo alone.

ooc: *tagged*

Attack of the Giant Squid!

Movie Genre: Monster movie

Movie Summary: From the Oglethorpian port of Sheffingham, sets out the world's largest cruise ship; the Prodigious, a 5-star liner trumped up to overcome any circumstances on the seas. Little do the passengers of the Prodigious know that the mythical beast "Calamaro Gigante" would strike their vessel...

What follows is a classic 1950s monster horror movie, the Prodigious (or, at least a small model of it) being thrashed about and torn up by the fearsome Giant Squid "Calamaro Gigante."

Luckily, guardian monster of the Oglethorpians; Jesuszilla awakens and treads to the city to do battle with Calamaro Gigante. The two combatants enter into an epic mortal struggle that cannot be described by words; to appriciate it you must make your way to your local movie theatre!

In the midst of the cutting edge special effects of "Attack of the Giant Squid!" are the two lovers Nathan Hawk (played by Tom Stroll) and Emma Goldstein (Nicole Childman) who attempt to escape the sinking Prodigious.

-- Bill Christmas, Bureaucratic Tribune reviewer

Cast:
Nathan Hawk -- Tom Stroll
Emma Goldstein -- Nicole Childman
Calamaro Gigante -- Joe Lally
Jesuszilla -- Phil Pinkett

Budget: 4 million Commutable Credits
Producer(s): Bureaucratic Pictures
Special Effects: The battle between Calamaro Gigante and Jesuszilla is played out through masterful use of stop-action filming methods and actors using monster suits to capture more detailed actions in the mortal struggle of the two monsters. Lightning effects enhance their battle with the sea around them perfectly mimicked by the modelmakers of Bureaucratic Pictures.
Director: Larry Lally
Running Time: 112 minutes
Rating/Content PG-13
Mild Violence
Mild Sexual Content
Pervasive Language
Hype: Movie commercials, posters in most major Oglethorpian cities; appearance of "Attack of the Giant Squid!" in theatres nationwide

---

OOC:

First off, great idea, Amerigo -- even if it is based off the Jukes.

Second, since i'm kinda tired of modern movies and all that junk; Oglethorpian movies are a few decades behind the times, and as such, you've got lots of classic car movies (Bullit) and old style monster movies, like King Kong since that entertains me more than movies nowdays.

So uh, be kind when you're rating my film just because it doesn't have special effects up to par with those found in the Matrix: Revolutions. :wink:

Movie Title: Ruthie
Movie Genre: Family
Movie Summary: "Ruthie" is a heartwarming family film about Ruthie Johnson, a small town girl with big city dreams. Ruthie hopes to become the World's Most succesful pop star. See if she can do it.
Cast: Rebecca Rembold as Ruthie. Rebecca is the daughter of a famous rockstar Reggie Rembold.
Budget: $20,000,000
Producer(s): Wakka Wakka Studios Similar to Pixar/Disney.
Special Effects: Nothing special really.
Director: Jake Hansen, Sliponia's answer to Walt Disney.
Running Time: 90 minutes
Rating/Content: Rated PG for
Mild Language
Hype: Most of the money went into the movie, but still, much was used for hyping the movie. Rebecca appeared on tons of TV talkshows and radio shows hyping the movie while posters and billboards are everywhere--imagine all the work that went into hyping, and you've got only have the amount of effort that went into the quality of the movie.

Movie Title: "Towlieban Goes To Saudi Arabia"
Movie Genre: Comedy
Movie Summary: Hilarity ensues as Towlieban visits the Middle East.
Cast: Roger Wilson as the voice of Towlie.
Budget: $10,000,000
Producer(s): Bilko Studios. Also produced "Towlie Goes to Jail"
Special Effects: Completly animated.
Director: Mitch Stone.
Running Time: 103 minutes
Rating/Content: Rated PG-13 for
Mild Language
Drug Use
Hype: Towlieban the Towel: http://users.adelphia.net/~bpmonk/images/towlie9.gif
"When you go to the oasis, don't forget a towel."

Bump for movies.

Movie Title*: Admiral Stromsveldt: Man, Institution, Symbol.
Movie Genre*: Docudrama
Movie Summary*: The flilm follovs the life of the well known Admiral Stromsveldt, his rapid advancement in the NDOTJ to become the youngest admiral in Tahar Joblissan history, his wedding on board the Mile Dirigible, his high profile role as commander of the Tahar Joblissan forces operating in and near Amerigo during the Amerigan War, and his subsequent rise to his position as the highest ranking unelected officer in Tahar Joblis, following a wave of resignations and arrests during a major corruption purge. The film also covers, although not in depth, the more recent portion of his life (and, naturally, the military actions of Tahar Joblis in recent years, as it is difficult to speak of his career without covering them.)
Cast: The film stars Cohen Bleakly - who starred in such films as Tramzilla: A dozen nights of Sensuous Pleasure, the controversial sex fiction film Lady Sirithil and the Tramp, and the tragic Blinky Goes to Town: A frog's life in the polluted waterways of Allanea - as a young Admiral Stromsveldt, neophyte Amerigan-born actress Cat Vitiello as a wife of his featured prominently in the film, Migel Norris, video course math teacher, as a middle aged Admiral Stromsveldt, and Admiral Stromsveldt as himself in several interviews.
Producer(s): The Tahar Joblissan Ministry of Foreign Relations, Amerigan Department
Special Effects: Effects are limited in nature, with the exception of several battle scenes; the grainy nature of many of the effects can be visible in the renderings of some air battles, although the footage of Tahar Joblissan ships and planes is extremely well done... and not computer generated.
Director Edward Ming Sun, who has previously produced such films as "Blinky the Octopus,"
Running Time 108 minutes.
Rating/Content With an eye towards the sensibilities of Amerigan children, the Ministry has carefully avoided including nudity and profanity in the Amerigan edition of the film; scenes involving drug use have been minimized in the Amerigan edition. However, the full uncut version is expected to become available under an adult or unrated label in video edition - explicit sex scenes, drug references, adult languages, and widespread nudity. The film is expected to have a short box office run and then move to video libraries, where Amerigan history teachers are expected to buy them in great quantities. Rare closeup high resolution shots of Tahar Joblissan ships may also prove to of interest to military analysts.

Movie Title*: The Gulps: How They Climbed It
Movie Genre*: Documentary/Drama/Adventure
Movie Summary*: Follows the dreams of a young man in LE, who accomplishes his dream of climbing LE's mountain range, The Gulps, after he was jailed for failure to produce a climbing license [what irony].
Budget*: L£16.7 million (L£1 = USD1.75) or about US$30 million
Special Effects: Crew and Cast Both had to climb the Gulps. No special effects, all scenes are taken from the crew filming the Gulps from the summit.
Director: Joseph Guardy, has produced local movies in LE like the controversial Judy Forthmeister.
Running Time: 119 minutes 43 seconds
Rating/Content: Mild language

OOC:My sister came up with this, and I liked the original thread so...

IC: Movie Title*: Legend Of Zelda: Cup Of Life
Movie Genre*: Adventure/Romance
Movie Summary*: Following Roania Pharmaceutical's forced buyout of Paramount Pictures and Nintendo in 2142, the new company embarked on an epic motion picture. It never got finished, until 2322, when CEO Bruno Von Klyne ordered a Zelda movie made. The movie follows what one reviewer described as standard LOZ fare, only with blood and skin. Actual plot details are thin on the ground, but what is known widely is that there is a scene where Link and Zelda finally... *ahem* express their love.
Cast: Link is played be Aenarion Venille, the star of the Roanian hit, Elfville Heights. Zelda is played by a complete unknown, Galadriel Entreri, who was found by RP agents to the sough of Alaitoc. Apparently, the producer had planned for Lady Sirithril or Nidien Sebridith to take the post, but no-one was going to go ask them. Ganondorf was played by the Director of the Paramount Picture RP Subsidary, Micheal Hinkel.
Budget*: Apparently, the GDP of a small African nation was put into this.
Producer(s): What production company produced it? What movies have they produced before?
Special Effects: In a country full of mages and Inquisitors, and high science, there were no 'special effects'
Director: Gerald Heimlech directed it, and did a good job. If he had done a poor job, he would have been executed.
Running Time: 200 minutes
Rating/Content: R for Language, Violence, Gore, Sexual Content, Terror (A rating of Terror means that various scenes made Inquisitors scream in fright)
Hype: Coming soon to theatres near you!

Movie Title*: Lord Of The Spam: Fellowship Of The Spam
Movie Genre*: Fantasy Action
Movie Summary*: Based on the epic by JRR Hulky, this is the first part of the trilogy. The young hobbit Amerigo is given the One Spam, and goes to Menemalcar, where he is told he must go on a quest to destroy it.
Budget*: $E90 million, or about $US40 million
Special Effects: Includes the latest CGI effects from Cogitation
Director: Peta Jackoff. He has only directed low budget horror movies up to this point, but has proven to be a pasterful director.
Running Time: 170 minutes
Rating/Content: M (Violence, Supernatural Themes, Brief Nudity)
Hype: The fantasy epic comes to the big screen!
Any Additional comments: The next movie won't be out till next year, a controversial move by the producers....

Movie Title: Revenge of the Jade Dragon
Movie Genre: Martial-Arts Wuxia Action
Movie Summary: The latest in the "Jade Dragon" series of martial-arts movies. When Aoi, called the Jade Dragon, champion of the Kitsuki Clan, is betrayed by the head of the powerful Akiyama Clan, who plans to marry Aoi's betrothed and seize control of Kitsuki, there is only one solution: a bloody one-woman rampage through the Akiyama capital, starting in the trackless forest, progressing through the streets of the city, and culminating in a duel atop Shiro Akiyama itself. (Loosely based on historical events.)

Cast: Aki Ayukawa reprises her role as Aoi Kitsuki, the Jade Dragon; introducing Kaoru Toyama as her betrothed, Miyuki; and Rika Kobayashi as Lady Chiriko Akiyama.
Budget: Approximately 18 million Ravenspire ploinks (~= $38 million US)
Director: Ritsuko Asano (The Jade Dragon Lives, Secret of the Jade Dragon, Crazy Like a Foxgirl, Ordinary Lives, Shaving Ockham, Discretion)
Producer(s): Eternal Flame Productions (a well-established studio that produces martial arts movies of all budget levels, plus the occasional "period drama")
Special Effects: No CGI. Most of the stuntwork was performed by the actors themselves, including all martial action sequences. Trick photography, cunning wirework, and skilled set design are responsible for the gravity-defying balletic fight scenes, including the running battle through the treetops and the climactic encounter on a steep, rain-slicked tile roof.

Running Time: 2 hrs 13 min. (plus outtakes)
Rating/Content: Ravenspire does not rate movies, but merely labels content. Revenge of the Jade Dragon contains strong violence, strong language, mild sexual content, and one extremely gory moment at the climax. (It also contains drug use, but this is not considered remarkable in Ravenspire, where most recreational drugs are legal.)

Hype: Just over 2 million ploinks was spent on advertising; the studio knows that it's got a built-in audience for the franchise, so it needs to spend a little bit to make that audience aware that it's out, and a bit more to hopefully pull in some new fans. A teaser commercial or two, a couple of promotional posters, and Aki Ayukawa's appearance on several talk shows pretty much does it.

Movie Title: The Dream Within

Movie Genre: Action/Drama/Horror/Sci Fi/Fantasy :shock:

Movie Plot Summary:
In humanity, there are a few random members of society who have access to a new "world" all together when they go to sleep at night. They inhabit this world, and when they fall asleep in it, they awaken in the real world. However, when an evil man (Sid Kusky) discovers a way to force himself into the Realm, he begins killing people there. These murders have a horrifying result - Anyone killed in the "dream world" dies in real life as well. After his girlfriend (Anette Boosalis) mysteriously dies, a young police officer (Star - Dagr Ateunde) pays a visit to his grandmother (Alia Oleveda) who used to talk of such a place when he was younger. She tells him what she knows, but mysteriously dies the same way the next morning. Enraged, he enlists the help of an ageless physic (Trinity Cambronne) who transports him to and from the dream realm while watching over his body. In the dream world, he meets up with a girl from a far away place (Macie Hammet) who is after the same things he is, answers and vengeance. Eventually they learn that not only has the evil man been killing people in the dream world, he has been turning them into his army of dreams, attacking people from the real world in their minds with them. With the help of another freedom fighter (Leif Gadalavarov), he and the girl fight the army of dreams, but the third member of their group betrays them in real life. The evil man, who turns out to be the police chief, slaughters the physic as well as the hero's phyiscal body in the real world. With time running out, the hero kills the traitor and then makes his way towards the evil man, and in a huge climatic battle, he kills the evil man while avoiding temptation to give in to the army of darkness and kill the girl instead. Relieved, he accepts his fate in the dream world, shaping it however he likes it, but the girl says she must leave. Soon after, she returns with a horrified look on her face...the army of dreams has moved on to the real world...and left it in ruins!

Cast: Name - Popularity Level out of 20 - Brief Bio - Age
Dagr Ateunde - 19 - Popular Action star but does other intelligent movies - 25
Sid Kusky - 15 - Once the hottest thing around, he often plays a sophisticated older man - 58
Trinity Cambronne - 17 - An upcoming teen star, Trinity does a lot of horror - 18
Macie Hammet - 18 - A model turned singer turned actress, her looks are only rivaled by her abilities - 26
Alia Oleveda - 7 - Type-casted for always being the "best friend" in movies when she was younger, hasn't had a part in a while- 73
Anette Boosalis - 14 - A good blonde actress, although she often plays the "ditz" in her roles - 23
Leif Gadalavarov - 2 - In only his second movie, good looking Leif has quite a talent for action - 20

Budget*: 18.15 Million USD :!:

Producer(s): Monarch Productions Limited

Special Effects: The visual effects of the army of dreams were all made my highly advanced holograms so that the actors could really interact with them. Many other special effects were used, but most are taken for granted in the Empire nowadays with the introduction of holographic novels.

Director
Rolf Balcos - Famous director with a list of works too long for any post. Him and his brother Liger Balcos are the most famous movie directors of the present time.

Running Time 3 hours

Rating/Content
Brief nudity - When the girl returns battered and bloody, her thong panties are showing along with her left nipple. For effect of course...
Strong Language - The hero, the evil man, and the traitor continuously spout off. Only 10 Fuck's...but 45 others...
Strong Violence - The whole movie is violent, with murders and the war with the army of dreams
Gore - Blood is everywhere as well as guts, brains, and mutilitated humans. (Thing some Resident Evil, some Starship Troopers...different styles)
Sexual Content - The hero and the girl have sex, and while no crotch or anything is shown so that it wouldn't get a dreaded X rating, the implications are huge
Pervasive Language - Some jokes are made at the beginning but this fades as the plot becomes more serious
Disturbing Themes - disgusting murders, dream killings, dream zombies, real world-dream realm connections

Hype Labled as one of the best non-holographic interactive movies in the last decade. Non-holographic interactive movies are a dying art in Steel Butterfly.

Any Additional comments

Rating - R...nothing more...nothing less...

Although it may be pulled off shelves at some international places.

Movie Title: Revenge of the Jade Dragon
Movie Genre: Martial-Arts Wuxia Action
Movie Summary: The latest in the "Jade Dragon" series of martial-arts movies. When Aoi, called the Jade Dragon, champion of the Kitsuki Clan, is betrayed by the head of the powerful Akiyama Clan, who plans to marry Aoi's betrothed and seize control of Kitsuki, there is only one solution: a bloody one-woman rampage through the Akiyama capital, starting in the trackless forest, progressing through the streets of the city, and culminating in a duel atop Shiro Akiyama itself. (Loosely based on historical events.)

Cast: Aki Ayukawa reprises her role as Aoi Kitsuki, the Jade Dragon; introducing Kaoru Toyama as her betrothed, Miyuki; and Rika Kobayashi as Lady Chiriko Akiyama.
Budget: Approximately 18 million Ravenspire ploinks (~= $38 million US)
Director: Ritsuko Asano (The Jade Dragon Lives, Secret of the Jade Dragon, Crazy Like a Foxgirl, Ordinary Lives, Shaving Ockham, Discretion)
Producer(s): Eternal Flame Productions (a well-established studio that produces martial arts movies of all budget levels, plus the occasional "period drama")
Special Effects: No CGI. Most of the stuntwork was performed by the actors themselves, including all martial action sequences. Trick photography, cunning wirework, and skilled set design are responsible for the gravity-defying balletic fight scenes, including the running battle through the treetops and the climactic encounter on a steep, rain-slicked tile roof.

Running Time: 2 hrs 13 min. (plus outtakes)
Rating/Content: Ravenspire does not rate movies, but merely labels content. Revenge of the Jade Dragon contains strong violence, strong language, mild sexual content, and one extremely gory moment at the climax. (It also contains drug use, but this is not considered remarkable in Ravenspire, where most recreational drugs are legal.)

Hype: Just over 2 million ploinks was spent on advertising; the studio knows that it's got a built-in audience for the franchise, so it needs to spend a little bit to make that audience aware that it's out, and a bit more to hopefully pull in some new fans. A teaser commercial or two, a couple of promotional posters, and Aki Ayukawa's appearance on several talk shows pretty much does it.

^^ LOL :D :lol:

Kaze Progressa's studios are busy, and here's their first international release.

Movie Title: Revenge of the Killer Sopranos
Movie Genre: B-movie spoof comedy
Movie Summary: A bunch of opera singers and Mariah Carey clones, angry at not getting their 50% pay rise and their Evian mineral water in the backstage area, take revenge by using their vocal 'talents' to wreak havoc on Las Vegas by breaking wine glasses and windows everywhere, with the police hot on their tail. Their chauffeurs are involved in the obligatory high-speed cop chases.
Budget: 31m kaks (US$14.7m)
Special effects: This is a B-movie spoof, therefore very few.
Director: Itasae Murritiko. A student of film studies and music at Farela University, she was a singer and pianist well-known in Kaze Progressa before her attempts to become popular in other nations foundered on the strength of support for Mariah-esque window-shattering singers. (Itasae was an alto reknowned in Kaze Progressa for her deep, sultry voice.) This is her directorial debut, a satirical attack on this dichtomy that higher is better.
Running Time: 74:23. Short and sweet, so more screenings for me. ;)
Rating: G (no, not the highest note sung in the film, though not a bad guess. That would be F#.)
Hype: It's scary... even with your eyes closed.
Additional comments: Features different voices for the singing and the acting in all but one of the female leads - Kata Macaga, scarily-high lead singer for Monaa, also an actress.

Double posts. The real suck.

As Week's 1 charts are in... analysts have this to say.

"Now here we got a week of heavy-hitters that were highly anticipated by audiences everywhere. Ruthiestole the gold with an unprecedented box office total over 40 million dollars. That's even more than the total gross of the weekend's hit Sleepless in Sirrocco!

The bravado was stolen from The Dream Within which was a highly anticipated movie. But there was just too many families who saw Ruthie. Bootsy's Eyes still held on to its enormous sales and dropped the least on the charts, surpassing The Vampire King. Most ne releases were major successes this week and dominated the charts knocking the previous high grossing movies to and fro. All except dmiral Stromsveldt: Man, Institution, Symbol which unfortunately grossed even lower than that horrible Radscorpion movie that came out last weekend. The historical content was exquisite and the story moving, however audiences declared that they did not go to the movie theatre to learn. Another movie underdog Life, as it is, and will be, acclaimed to be a brilliant masterpiece went largely unrecognized by the audiences. Who knows what overturn will occur next weekend..."

Movie Title*: Celackian Pie.
Movie Genre*: Teen Comedy,
Movie Summary*: 4 guys want to get laid before their retirments.
Budget*: 20 million draggas
Special Effects: There's a talking pie.
Director A vetran foreign director. Senior Speilbergo!
Running Time 1 hour and 20 minutes
Rating/Content M
Brief nudity
Language 35. F-word=2
Strong Language
Sexual Themes
Mild Sexual Content
Hype MMM apple..

Movie Title*: Ninth Arm
Movie Genre*: Psychadelic Action/Romance
Movie Summary*: Defying rational description, Ninth Arm is an unusual film. Fast paced and revolving around two weddings, a trio of teenagers coming of age, the demolition of a major international conspiracy based out of Iesus Christi, neutralizing an alien invasion, blowing things up, flashback scenes from the Amerigan and Allanean Wars by a pair of veterans, and some psychadelic dream sequences and transitions garuanteed to leave the audience feeling stoned. One wedding involves a simple couple of man and woman, and the other regards the wedding of two men and five women in a traditional Tahar Joblissan group marriage. The background music features several of the most popular Tahar Joblissan groups of the day, and the soundtrack was carefully designed and integrated into the film brilliantly by artistic composing and directing genius Jan Wilhelm.
Cast: Nearly the entire membership of the Taharasopolissa Metropolitan Opera Company, the Taharasopolissa Grinlow Martial Arts Competitive Club, and the Taharasopolissa Shakespearean Productions Company were involved in the production, along with star martial arts demonstrator Ming Sun III, action heroine Mack Zahn, porn star Lovitt Blue, and some lesser known acting talent.
Producer(s): LensEye productions, a major theater organization in Tahar Joblis, and one of few regularly involved in collaborating with foreign film companies.
Special Effects: At times it is difficult to tell what was filmed straight up and what was edited in; the editing team of LensEye productions appears to have no life whatsoever, and their daring cameramen, crews, and cast were willing to take great risks with an apparently unlimited budget.
Director: Jan Wilhelm, an experienced director of traditional space opera films and music videos, now beginning to branch out into other genres.
Running Time: 110 minutes brief edition - full version, probably only released on DVD release in Amerigo after the theater run rather than in movie theaters, runs all the way out to 170 minutes of film. (In Tahar Joblissan theaters, the full version was shown with the addition of a ten minute intermission.)
Rating/Content Frequent nudity, mature sexual content, and frequent action-style violence - not particularly gruesome in nature, but definitively present - mark this as a film for mature audiences.
Hype:

"After the film, you will not want to leave your seat," said director and composer Jan Wilhelm. "Subliminal messages? What are you talking about? It's a work... of art. Unusual, mind-altering art, yes, but that's simply because it was well done."

Movie Title: Heart of Glass
Movie Genre: Hard to define. While revolving around the relationships of an ordainary citizen, the movie also features high-brow political concepts and some violence.
Movie Summary: About what the SSC calls the "Very possible consequences of a cleanup of the Wastes", this movie is set some time in the future, after radiation-eating bacteria have removed the lethal radiation of the Obsidian Wastes.

Ryth keiLaran (played by Kyra ralTaengh) is a student at the Nova Reio Research Training Core whose boyfriend, Ghemal ralKurga (played by Yral keiSinar) joins an underground resistance group after the Eugenics and Cloning Research Corps decrees that their genetic combination is not good for the State.

Ghemal forces Ryth to keep quiet about his involvement with the rebels, making her complicit in his crime.

Eventually, Ryth does her duty to the state by denouncing Ghemal, who has become increasingly fanatical and bitter, to the SSC, and the rebels are overpowered and executed when they attempt to escape Nova Reio for the Wastes.

Cast: Kyra ralTaengh plays Ryth keiLaran. This is Kyra's first starring role, although she has played several well-known supporting roles, most notably in Sound Governance, the epic film of the founding of the Commonwealth.

Yral keiSinar plays Ghemal ralKurga. He has previously played several other "bad guys", including the dissolute young Dominar in Sound Governance and one of the Kash'ea in The Weakest of His Children, a movie adaption of an ancient Rukine myth.

SSC Commandant Haral tsaVarith is played by Kserghes tsaSassyn, who is best known for his role as Division Six Commandant in the movie adaption of the Tsarainese TV series Obsidian.

Producers: This film was produced by the Tsarainese Media Corps, a subsection of the State Security Corps of Division Five.

Special Effects: Very few special effects were used in the making of this film; apart from CGI taser firings the film was almost entirely filmed without special effects.

Director: Ivyan Hyazinari. Hyazinari has worked on several major projects before, including the movie adaption of Obsidian and The Weakest of His Children.

Running Time: One hour, fifty-two minutes.

Rating/Content: R16 (That's a New Zealand rating, actually - means only people of 16 or over can see it. For example, The Matrix: Revolutions was rated R16) for mild nudity, violence, and some profanity (overall, though, it's much less obscene than foreign films of similar ratings, as are most Tsarainese films).

It should be noted that the version of the film for foreign release has subtitles, as the Media Corps has few illusions about the ability of foreign citizens to speak Sekhel.

Hype: Heart of Glass is unusual for Tsarainese films in that the "bad guy" is not physically and morally repulsive. The film instead relys on the innocence of it's lead actress and the well-played rebel fanaticism of the lead actor to get the usual Tsarainese message across.

As the Tsarainese media industry is poorly funded, the film has recieved little hype, barring ads on Tsarainese entertainment channels and posters up in Nova Reio, Deep Tsarai, and Scheighu.

Movie Title: Garf the Inspector
Genre: Comedy
Movie Summary: A gag-a-minute comedy featuring the terminally incompetent Garf, a roving safety inspector. Garf can't get anything right, but his frequent accidents have saved his career as a safety inspector, as he inevitably discovers every unsafe feature by accident. In the end, Garf finds a happy ending after managing to botch his own funeral, showing up late and very much alive - to the surprise of all, who have seen Garf go through a grand total of no less than twenty three near death experiences over the course of the film. Classic slapstick comedy.
Cast: The star of the show is Mel Vellen, improvisational theater star and standup comic; he plays a very droll and serious Garf to the constant amusement of co-stars Wendy Blintz and Bob Bobson, amateur newscasters who anchor what is described as "Tahar Joblis's funniest occassional news station."
Producer(s): LensEye Productions put together this low budget comedy.
Special Effects: Virtually none.
Director: Gnob Pnob, a small time comedy troupe manager and video analyst for the Foreign Propaganda Ministry; his largely hands-off approach to letting the comic genius of the cast shine through.
Running Time: 82 minutes.
Rating/Content: Brief partial nudity, mild slapstick violence.
Hype: Meet Garf. Garf, say hi! Oh, dear, Garf, that must have hurt. Here, let me help. Ooops, sorry. Well, I'm sure Garf has a busy day ahead of him, let's not bother him any more... no? Do you want to see more of Garf?

WOOHOO! Third! :D

And the Production company is Hulky Productions, Amerigo :)

Movie Title*: How the Grinch stole Ramadan.
Movie Genre*: Kid movie/comedy
Movie Summary*: The classic Dr. Feus tale adapted to the big screen. many minor characters are expanded.
Cast: Dave Cano(The grinch) Celack's most loved actor.
Gina Thurston (Mindy Matt What)
Budget*: 100 million draggas
Producer(s): Feus studios. Producers of Bat in the hat and the Cat when home
Special Effects: CG grinch interacting with real people.
Director Frankie Zillio, a vetran director who started on a tv show in the 1970's.
Running Time 2h 10 m.
Rating/Content PG.
Some scary moments
Hype Ad: The classical Feus tale brought to the bg screen

dropped from 2 to 6...damnit :roll:

OOC:

Hey, at least your film didn't drop off the face of the Earth.

Heh, that's fine.

I'll begin hyping up my next thriller with an A-list cast.

You'll see...you'll all see!

OOC: mwahaha... Ninth Arm grosses $396,265,895 ... strangely, it was only ranked 15th, but they won't be able to stop going. They will... become addicted to the film :D

OOC: mwahaha... Ninth Arm grosses $396,265,895 ... strangely, it was only ranked 15th, but they won't be able to stop going. They will... become addicted to the film :D
Actually thats a typo... It's a very big typo.

Unfortunately due to connection problems analysis reports could not be stated until now.

The new charts are in and heres what analysts say:

"Well, it's a dark weekend for movie-makers... after a blow-out weekday extraveganza of long anticipated movie releases, very few viewers went to see any movies."

"Besides that we see a few cut-offs who barely made any money at all and it is highly advisable for them to leave theatres and start crafting the DVD/VHS versions which will hopefully be more successful."

"There are some records this weekend, however. The largest drop in profits! Ruthie although the top box office chart breaker now fell an incredible distance. The movie was big when it opened, but not anymore! Another failure is Celackian Pie with the lowest opening day gross EVER in the history of film making in the world! Grossin a mere 75,000 USD... the movie was dissmissed for its disgusting vulgarity and humorless perversion."

"Revenge of the Jade Dragon got another shot at success, this weekeend and topped the charts. It was merely eclipsed the previous week by more anticipated movies. Lord of the Spam hangs on to its 3rd spot and Sleepless in Sirrocco has bounced back to the top ten."

"It's obvious that audiences want good comedies now."

"The next week should show another landslide of attendance."

"The lack of good new releases, and sleeper titled dissuaded viewers from attending theatres."

LensEye Headquarters, Foreign Marketing Division7:

"Hmm.... that's a rather low gross for a film we spent that much on. Well, Garf did well here... what happened?"

"Well, we advertised Garf on what the Amerigans call a 'major television network,' several times. It seems to have worked rather well."

"Network? Television stations networked to each other? Such a bizarre idea. Advertising seems such a silly idea, but perhaps then it is best that we actually put out some advertisements about Ninth Arm. Word of mouth apparently only goes so far in Amerigo, and in spite of the... well, somewhat mind-altering nature of the film and supreme artistry, which doubtless encourages returning audiences, we don't seem to have captured much of an initial audience with the film."

"Perhaps... we can still recover the theater release."

"Hmm. Perhaps the abridged version is holding us back. Test screen the full version on Amerigan audiences; perhaps they have the patience for the whole film. If not, we'll drum up an extended DVD release. For now, put together an run a series of advertisements on this... 'television network' thingamjig. Contact an Amerigan specialist in such things and try to reach at least half of Amerigo with the advertisements promoting the film. Repeatedly."

"That will cost some money..."

"We've already spent plenty of resources on making the film. Think of it as a loan; from the figures I have here, it looks like barely one in ten Amerigans have even heard of the Ninth Arm. Publicity... may prove key here."

Movie Title*: Citizen Spam
Movie Genre*: Drama
Movie Summary*: Powerful canned meat product factory owner Charles Foster Spam was many things to many people, both in life and, as seen in retrospective here, in death.
Cast: Famous Spaamanian actor Worson Elles leads this all-star cast
Budget*: $E50 million, or about $US20 million
Producer(s): Hulky Productions
Director: Worson Elles also directs this movie, his most anticipated work yet.
Running Time: 119 minutes
Rating/Content: PG


Hype: Powerful canned meat product factory owner Charles Foster Spam was many things to many people, both in life and, as seen in retrospective here, in death. Worson Elles returns in the most anticipated film this year, in his directorial debut. See the all-star cast, and cinematography at its finest. Opening next weekend, in cinemas across NationStates.

http://drake.5p.org.uk/citizenspam.jpg


OOC: I'd like 30 seconds of advertising please :D

BUMP :P

OOC: This RL day will be not counted as the "next week", due to lack of new releases and secondly because I hereby dub today "Preview Day".

Now Spaam please if you will tell me what your preview time will consist of, or I'd have to do it for you. Oh yes people, post your tv/radio (etc.) commercials (here... also you might want to put up short release dates to build up anticipation or release sleeper movies) and if you want movie theatre previews remember its 100 USD per second.

Also, please we need a lot of new releases for tommorrow so submit several movies some B-movie fodder and announce antiicpated highly hyped movies' release dates.

Thank you.

ADVERTISEMENT:

*black screen*

(In white letters): "Are you ready?"

*Next black screen*

(In white letters) "For the Truth?"

*Scene changes to an eye that takes up the whole screen*

*It blinks*

Narrator--A comedy so shocking and offensive...

*scene of Ghandi and Mao kickboxing*

Narrator--That it will, change the way you look at history.

*scene of all major leaders during WW2 sitting around a board game*

Narrator--Including the brutally shocking... "Holocaust: The Musical"

Narrator--Coming Soon to Theatres near you.

*in fancy cursive font* "Rightest History"

Narrator 2--This film is not yet rated.

The preview time will be 1 minute in theatres, and 30 seconds for television :)

In light of the expanding box office for Revenge of the Jade Dragon, which the studio has interpreted as the movie finding a word-of-mouth audience, the following commercial is aired in Amerigo in order to capitalize:

A black screen, with the word Betrayed written in light green outlined in gold. A mournful bamboo-flute melody plays softly in the background, and continues throughout the voiceover and the video clips. The voiceover itself is delivered in stentorian male tones.

Betrayed by those she had trusted.

Quick cuts from the movie: Aoi bowing to a figure whose back is to the camera, Aoi riding among other warriors with her sword drawn, Aoi struck from behind by a soldier from her own force. Cut to a black screen, with the word Abandoned in gold-outlined green.

Abandoned by those she had loved.

Clips: A scene of Miyuki kneeling, weeping, before a grave marker, slowly fades out as another scene, of Miyuki in a bridal gown standing next to Chiriko Akiyama in full royal ceremonial garb, slowly fades in. Cut to a black screen, with the word Forgotten in gold-outlined green.

Forgotten by those she had served.

Clip: A scene of Shiro Kitsuki in midwinter. Nothing moves save the slowly-falling snow. The castle seems almost abandoned as the camera circles it. Cut to a black screen. No word.

She was left for dead.

Clip: A far shot of a snowy countryside. A soft blanket of pure white... except for one red spot. The camera slowly draws closer to that spot. There is a body lying at its center; the red is her blood. Her eyes are closed, her face toward the sky. She is still bleeding. The camera continues to draw nearer, until only Aoi's head can be seen. Still it closes in...

They made one mistake...

Clip: The camera is now focused on one of Aoi's eyes. It snaps open suddenly.

They didn't make sure.

Cut to a black screen. The flute music cuts off, replaced by a martial-sounding drum, horn, and string arrangement. The word Vengeance emblazons itself across the screen in gold-outlined green.

And now, she's returned.

Quick cuts, each interspersed with a word in gold-outlined green:

Honor

Aoi, unarmed, faces three sword-wielding Akiyama henchmen in a forest.

Loyalty

Aoi and a foxman wearing Kitsuki Clan colors stand back-to-back in the streets of a city, facing off against a ring of twenty or so thugs.

Love

Aoi crashes through a doorway, and stops dead as she comes face to face with Miyuki.

Duty

Aoi, clearly wounded, stands atop Shiro Akiyama in a driving rainstorm, brandishing a long, crescent-bladed spear overhead. Chiriko, untouched and wielding two katana, faces her with a smirk.

Fate

Aoi is on her back on the roof, clutching the haft of her spear; the blade has apparently been broken off. Chiriko is down to one sword, which she holds in both hands, pressing down against the spear shaft. The sharp blade edges closer to Aoi's head as her arms begin to give out.

Dragon

The scene fades out, leaving the word against a black screen. Jade blazes itself onto the screen a moment later, and then the rest of the title, in plain gold text in a smaller font, fades in above it:

Revenge of the
Jade Dragon


Revenge of the Jade Dragon.
Aki Ayukawa.
Rika Kobayashi.
And introducing Kaoru Toyama.
A Ritsuko Asano film.

Text: Amerigo's #1 movie!

The final voiceover is a female voice: Aki Ayukawa, as Aoi.

You may think you have taken everything from me. You are wrong. Revenge is mine.

Fade out.

:shock:

I'm going to see that movie now!

Kudos Rav....

The preview time will be 1 minute in theatres, and 30 seconds for television :)
What I meant was... maybe you'd like to give me a script of your preview (and/or TV commercial)?

ADVERTISEMENT:

*The screen is all tan*

*soft elevator muzak playing*

*zoom out and you realize the camera was super zoomed on arm...*

*you see veins... you see the muscles move and contract*

*the hand is splattered with red suddenly*

*"Dark Saga" Iced Earth starts playing*

*zoom out*

*the hand is firing a machine gun as shells fly to and fro*

*zoom out continues*

Narrator: Based on actual events

*a soldier lying prone in Amerigan uniform firing the machine gun*

*soldier first person view--hundreds of Iesus Christi soldiers are advancing being mowed down by machine gun fire*

Narrator--Starring Ray De Vorr

*scene changes... an Amerigan Flag is waving in the wind*

*black screen*

*In black Old English font Letters*

"Partisan"

Narrator--One man. One war.

*screen with brief credits shown for half a second*

Narrator--Blasting to theatres Weekend 4

Newest Charts are in. Analysts say:

"Well you could see ROJD has reaffirmed its number 1 position by aggresive advertisement. Speaking of agressive advertisement you can see LensEye Productions' Ninth Arm ascending up the charts also due to heavy advertising campaigns."

"The lack of any new releases this week and the anticipated Citizen Spam copming out this weekend the movies that sank below the charts have risen onto the charts again. The bottom tiers of the charts have suddenly become very competitive."

"The flop Ruthie claimed the box office busting record, and now sinks to oblivion. Celackian Pie re-emerges although on the very bottom."

"Several lower ranking movies ascend the charts while top rank holders slowly sink... the most noted is Felowship of the Spam which has once dominated the 3 rank for a whole seven day week."

"New releases are needed. Even poor ones! If Celackian Pie made it, the worst movie you can churn out can probably make it there, too."

"AMERIGANS WANT DVD's!!!"

Movie Title*: The darkest night
Movie Genre*: Mystery
Movie Summary*: A gritty tale of murder and crime oin the big city. It start with a detective sitting in his office with a police officer and a young woman. He is Jake Curtive. The three people are having drinks when a man rushes in with a gun. Flashback a week previously. A young woman wlaks into his office saying that someone is trying to kill her. She hires him to find out who. The next day ahe turns up dead. After digging deeper Curtive finds a trail of corruption deep within the police departemnt and even teh goverment. He meets the victims sister and they together manage to confront the killer, a mob boss. After a few tense minutes of Curtive and the mob boss in a showdown the police arrive. back to the office. The young man with the guns rants something. tHe screen goesd black and a gunshot is heard. The final line is also the first line "I knew this would be a case that was out of the ordinary"
Cast: Dave Cano ,Molly Daniels
Budget*: 50 million draggas
Producer(s): RGD studios. makers of many fine movies.
Special Effects: None
Director Marvin Dufid
Running Time 2h 10 m.
Rating/Content R
Viloence
Hype Ad1: The trail runs deep. So does his resolve. Ad2: Not just any case.

40 seconds of ad time.

Movie Title: The Dream Within

Movie Genre: Action/Drama/Horror/Sci Fi/Fantasy :shock:

Movie Plot Summary:
In humanity, there are a few random members of society who have access to a new "world" all together when they go to sleep at night. They inhabit this world, and when they fall asleep in it, they awaken in the real world. However, when an evil man (Sid Kusky) discovers a way to force himself into the Realm, he begins killing people there. These murders have a horrifying result - Anyone killed in the "dream world" dies in real life as well. After his girlfriend (Anette Boosalis) mysteriously dies, a young police officer (Star - Dagr Ateunde) pays a visit to his grandmother (Alia Oleveda) who used to talk of such a place when he was younger. She tells him what she knows, but mysteriously dies the same way the next morning. Enraged, he enlists the help of an ageless physic (Trinity Cambronne) who transports him to and from the dream realm while watching over his body. In the dream world, he meets up with a girl from a far away place (Macie Hammet) who is after the same things he is, answers and vengeance. Eventually they learn that not only has the evil man been killing people in the dream world, he has been turning them into his army of dreams, attacking people from the real world in their minds with them. With the help of another freedom fighter (Leif Gadalavarov), he and the girl fight the army of dreams, but the third member of their group betrays them in real life. The evil man, who turns out to be the police chief, slaughters the physic as well as the hero's phyiscal body in the real world. With time running out, the hero kills the traitor and then makes his way towards the evil man, and in a huge climatic battle, he kills the evil man while avoiding temptation to give in to the army of darkness and kill the girl instead. Relieved, he accepts his fate in the dream world, shaping it however he likes it, but the girl says she must leave. Soon after, she returns with a horrified look on her face...the army of dreams has moved on to the real world...and left it in ruins!

Cast: Name - Popularity Level out of 20 - Brief Bio - Age
Dagr Ateunde - 19 - Popular Action star but does other intelligent movies - 25
Sid Kusky - 15 - Once the hottest thing around, he often plays a sophisticated older man - 58
Trinity Cambronne - 17 - An upcoming teen star, Trinity does a lot of horror - 18
Macie Hammet - 18 - A model turned singer turned actress, her looks are only rivaled by her abilities - 26
Alia Oleveda - 7 - Type-casted for always being the "best friend" in movies when she was younger, hasn't had a part in a while- 73
Anette Boosalis - 14 - A good blonde actress, although she often plays the "ditz" in her roles - 23
Leif Gadalavarov - 2 - In only his second movie, good looking Leif has quite a talent for action - 20

Budget*: 18.15 Million USD :!:

Producer(s): Monarch Productions Limited

Special Effects: The visual effects of the army of dreams were all made my highly advanced holograms so that the actors could really interact with them. Many other special effects were used, but most are taken for granted in the Empire nowadays with the introduction of holographic novels.

Director
Rolf Balcos - Famous director with a list of works too long for any post. Him and his brother Liger Balcos are the most famous movie directors of the present time.

Running Time 3 hours

Rating/Content
Brief nudity - When the girl returns battered and bloody, her thong panties are showing along with her left nipple. For effect of course...
Strong Language - The hero, the evil man, and the traitor continuously spout off. Only 10 f---'s...but 45 others...
Strong Violence - The whole movie is violent, with murders and the war with the army of dreams
Gore - Blood is everywhere as well as guts, brains, and mutilitated humans. (Thing some Resident Evil, some Starship Troopers...different styles)
Sexual Content - The hero and the girl have sex, and while no crotch or anything is shown so that it wouldn't get a dreaded X rating, the implications are huge
Pervasive Language - Some jokes are made at the beginning but this fades as the plot becomes more serious
Disturbing Themes - disgusting murders, dream killings, dream zombies, real world-dream realm connections

Hype Labled as one of the best non-holographic interactive movies in the last decade. Non-holographic interactive movies are a dying art in Steel Butterfly.

Any Additional comments

Rating - R...nothing more...nothing less...

Although it may be pulled off shelves at some international places.

Commercial!

A black screen is shown. White letters come on.

In a busy world...

A huge city appears on screen, fading to black again. Calm music starts.

...humanity's only retreat is the confines of its own bed...

An empty room is shown fading to black once more.

However...

The music stops.

...that's merely where it begins...

Different scenes are shown quickly as the music plays a high tension score with crashing drums in the background supporting by wailing violins, flutes, and electric guitars.

Action!

The hero is seen running.

Suspense!

The hero hangs by one hand over a cliff.

Fantasy!

The heroin pulls down her pants, revieling her pink panties.

Horror!

The army of dreams' faces are shown, rotting away...

THE DREAMS WITHIN!

May be me being stupid but where are the charts?

Movie Title: Foundation
Movie Genre: Action/Drama
Movie Summary: Jacob Tiberius, the son of commander Halifornius Tiberius (who had died in battle), is exiled to Cerdaela Island to be imprisoned and tortured when the king, Yearse Uppurmaen, dies in battle and the tyrant Dante Eauz takes over. 12 years later, Jacob returns to Kingsford, where he stages a revolt against Eauz. After successfully taking over, the neighboring island-nation Gaerumm overwhelmingly attacks mainland Kingsford, and Tiberius leads an outnumbered force to victory, including a key battle (and major scene) the battle of the Bloody Crescent, where Tiberius takes advantage of underwater caves to hide troops and ambush king Solfo Nahdaze III, leader of the Gaerish forces, a key turning point in the war. He carrys to battle with him his father's sword, christened "Foundation."
Cast:
[i]Character / Actor / Popularity Rating / Description / Age
Halifornius Tiberius - William Dennis - 18/20 - A popular actor that has been in the business for many years, doing many historical and fantasy films. Past notable roles include "Frederick" in The Lighthouse, "Redwan Palces" in The War Painter, and "Craitus Mehr" in Guarded Legends - 51
Yearse Uppurmaen - Tom Stroll - 13/20 - A popular Oglethorpian actor in his first Kingsforder film. - 31
Dante Eauz - Pat X. Collins - 15/20 - a sinister looking man who often portrays the villian. Past notable roles include "Dargus" in Guarded Legends, and "Tom Watkins" in Tales of the Wolf. - 42
Solfo Nahdaze III - Nate St. Peter - 11/20 - A world cup star that has his first major film role. has done commercials and TV show cameos before. - 19
Jacob Tiberius - Brian Best - 12/20 - A breakout actor who has starred in only one film prior, which was a box office blowout in Kingsford. Past role was "John Iaus de Vere" in Tales of the Wolf - 20

Budget: $24 million USD
Producer: Mighty Rock Productions
Special Effects: Large amount of battle special effects
Director: Carl Bjorn
Running Time: 2 hours, 24 minutes
Rating/Content: PG-13
Mild Horror - the prison at Cerdaela Island
Strong Violence - what? with four battle scenes? of course!
Gore - what? with four battle scenes? of course!

Hype:
The following is a TV ad for the movie:

(black screen)
(white gothic lettering:)
If one man could lead a nation...
(screen goes black)
(flash of king induction ceremony for Jacob Tiberius, close up of being knighted with sword)
(screen goes black)
(white gothic lettering:)
If one man could win a war...
(screen goes black)
(flash of battle scene, Jacob Tiberius wields sword above head)
(screen goes black)
(white gothic lettering:)
He would need...
(red drips down white letters as blood would, soon completely red.)
...a sword.
(screen goes black)
(large red gothic lettering:)
FOUNDATION
(screen goes black)
(white gothic lettering)
Coming soon

Anything Else: Foundation is an accurate historical account of a major figure in Kingsford history. Almost no liberties were taken, save for the interpretation of the battles, in which case there isn't a clear and accurate historical account.

May be me being stupid but where are the charts?
Always on the first page.

By the way, I'd like to purchase 22 seconds of trailer time in Amerigan theaters for Foundation.

The new charts are in and heres what critics say,

"The premier of Citizen Spam almost broke the record for highest grossing film in its debut week/weekend! Just a few more thousand and it would have beat Ruthie. Speaking of Ruthie, the film critcs labeled a flop, and which plummeted off the charts last week, and now landed in the top ten? What gives you ask? Well, the answer is simple. A highly publicized law suit has been launched against Wakka Wakka Studios by Amerigan-based Dalt Wiseny Corporations, who claim that charecter "Ruthie" has too much of a resemblence toward their popular TV-series "Lucy's Days". Throngs of viewers thronged to the theatres to see if there was actually a resemblance. How this international lawsuit will be resolved, remains to be seen."

"The new premiers may have siezed the tops spots yet Jade Dragon retains to its place among the top 3."

"In other news, Sleepless in Sirrocco failed to bring enough sales, and plummeted off the charts, it seems to replace Ruthie's place. The reason for this is simple. A dispute with Amerigan Benjamin Studios and the producers of Sleepless... had resulted in the ban of Sleepless in all ABS theatres. Since ABS has a mjority of Amerigan theatres, Sleepless now sleeps with the rejects."

"With the apparent success of comedies, comedy movies are still in very high demand!"

"Amerigans still want DVDs! There are no new good DVDs out. There is a suggestion by major heads of theatres companies that the following movies should be removed from theatres SOON, before they are forcibly removed due to insufficient sales:
Master and Collaborator
Attack of the Giant Squid
Celackian Pie!!!!!!
Towlieban Goes To Saudi Arabia
Admiral Stromsveldt: Man, Institution, Symbol

OOC: And although my movie got to number 6...the only thing that's ever been said about it is that it cost alot to make :roll:

"10 to 6 to 16 to 7! We're on the rise...don't cut our support! Therefore, we're interested in purchasing 100 minutes of advertising before other movies shown across the galaxy but specifically in Steel Butterfly and Amerigo."

OOC:Mines done better than I expected, its more the sort of film that Teritorans love, Drama, fantasy, Horror blended together with great acting, and special effects.

OOC: And although my movie got to number 6...the only thing that's ever been said about it is that it cost alot to make :roll:

OOC: Hey, some movies were never mentioned, because of their mediocrity... You should consider yourself lucky!

OOC: :lol: Well...read my IC thing...I'm getting into the top 5...stupid Citizen Spam and Jade Dragon...I'm getting number 1

DVD ADS

PART I

"YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT! GO BUY IT NOW! GO GET MANSION OF A MILLION MURDERS TO SEE THE BEST HORROR FILM IN YEARS! NOW OUT ON DVD, EZD, AND VHS. BUY IT TODAY! BUY! BUY! BUY!"

PART II:

"YOU SAW RUTHIE GO FROM THE GUTTERS OF SMALL TOWN NOTHINGNESS TO BEING THE BIGEST POPSTAR IN THE WORLD. YOU BOUGHT THE ALBUM, NOW BUY THE DVD OR VHS TODAY!"

Müller
A Bureaucratic Pictures trailer

This preview approved for all audiences

(The sound of a roaring engine is heard, then fades away.)

Frank Müller is an honest cop in a corrupt town.

Frank Müller: If they kill this government witness, then we have no case.

One man vs. a vicious crime syndicate.

(A clip of Müller firing a gun is shown, followed by a clip of an Amalgamated Motors Narwhal 3000 sports car powersliding around a corner, tires squealing and it's V8 revving)

Müller.

In theatres this winter.

---

Assume I paid the cost for a trailer in an Amerigan theatre. This being a minute long trailer, we've paid $6,000 USD.

I'll post the movie's statistics and review soon here. It's my 'pre-hype' for the movie.

DVD ADS

PART I

"YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT! GO BUY IT NOW! GO GET MANSION OF A MILLION MURDERS TO SEE THE BEST HORROR FILM IN YEARS! NOW OUT ON DVD, EZD, AND VHS. BUY IT TODAY! BUY! BUY! BUY!"

PART II:

"YOU SAW RUTHIE GO FROM THE GUTTERS OF SMALL TOWN NOTHINGNESS TO BEING THE BIGEST POPSTAR IN THE WORLD. YOU BOUGHT THE ALBUM, NOW BUY THE DVD OR VHS TODAY!"

Perhaps another post for DVD/VHS releases would be good?

OOC:

In my opinion, yeah. Go ahead and give us some special features on the DVD ;)

I mean, that'd be cool.

Ad for celackain pie DVD:

Come but the classic cult movie, Celackian Pie! Panned by critics and yet still funny it contains bonus dvd material like the writers being lynched in Celack for tarnishing the Celackian name.

OOC: I'll leave it up to Amerigo....

Müller

Movie Genre: Action

Movie Summary: Witness James Randolph is the government's key to shutting down the DeRazzio crime syndicate of Hanford, Oglethorpia; the question is, will he survive?

Good-cop bad-cop duo Frank Müller and Mike McGinnis must make sure Randolph lives to tell his tale against a vicious syndicate set on eradicating Randolph.

'Müller' has a mostly strong cast of actors, but the movie's centerpeice is it's 18 minute car chase through the streets of Hanford; full of powerslides, jumps over the cities numerous hills, pyrotechnics and a number of other daring jumps.

Cast:
Tom Stroll as Frank Müller (Attack of the Giant Squid!)
Mick Mickelson as Rich McGinnis
Kevin Costly as James Randolph

Budget: €32,100,512 Commutable Credits

Producer: Bureaucratic Pictures (Attack of the Giant Squid!)

Special Effects: 'Müller' introduced no new special effects; what it did was take them to new levels. Frank Müller takes his Narwhal 3000 through a barrel roll, crashing through the wall of an exploding warehouse. The film features other such wanton use of pyrotechnics and choreographed car chases.

Director: Thomas Thomasson

Running Time: 98 minutes

Rating/Content: R
Violence
Language (112)
Pervasive Language
Disturbing Themes

Hype:
Movie trailer
Widespread distribution of posters
Keven Costly endorsement of Amalgamated Motors Narwhal 3000 automobile

Any Additional Comments: 'Müller' ultimately suffers from a weak storyline; but the movie may yet still see lgendary status due to it's masterfully directed and executed car chase that makes up the heart of the film. Stunt drivers Lars Davisson and Dan 'Mayday' Peterson put on a real show. Still, Tom Stroll puts forth an improvement in his role as Frank Müller than in his first appearance in Attack of the Giant Squid!

OOC: I'll leave it up to Amerigo....
And I leave it up to you... Although its not necessary it would help when I'm organizing DVD charts... (coming soon)

...contains bonus dvd material like the writers being lynched in Celack for tarnishing the Celackian name.
OOC: ROFL! That'll probably bring sales up! Also if you have time it would help if you fill out the "form" as you did with it in the theatre appearance. Although no necessary it will help when I make the DVD charts.

I suppose I can start the post, since you'll be doing the charts.

DVD submissions (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=2282640)

The Dawn Sets -- An Omzian Arts Academy Production

Movie Title: The Dawn Sets
Movie Genre: Action/History/Documentary
Movie Summary: It is 1959 in the Omzian grasslands. Omz222 is in a civil war. He is the rebel Debora, fighting for freedom of his family, his children's future. Can he survive to see Omzian Nation is liberated?

This is a story of an Omzian Socialist Forces rebel, fighting for freedom against the militant government. Civil war looms at the southwest grassland areas. Fighting beside his fellow comrades, he learned the tough lessons of life and survival. The movie starts when he ambushes a supply convoy of the governmental forces. Fighting for days nonstop, he was left behind by his convoy, along with 2 other fellow rebels. Catching fish from ponds, living with the villagers, and even hiding in mud to avoid capture, they were desperate to survive. Then, as they continued on north to friendly territories, they found their first real enemy -- an unit of governmental cavalry forces. As they fought in a massive gunfight with 5 governmental soldiers, Debora survived nonetheless. But, one of his fellow comrades suffered from injuries and died. Later, surviving in extremely harsh conditions, they finally made it to the first of friendly territories. The last scene of the movie is when they looked at the raised flag of what it would be Omzian Democratic Republic flag at a camp, marking their victory in the southwest region.
Cast:
John Roberts as Debora (Popular medium-aged actor in Omzian film industry. Featured in the popular Omzian movies Brother's Blood and The Giveaway. Also featured in several TV shows, including the popular Omzian show Who's Home?)
Hagra Ukan as Sgt. Loue Gansa (Very popular and experienced, old actor in Omzian Nation. Featured in the revolutionary film The Red Liberation at the age of 12, the film Lanpa's Men at 19, and the Street Work at 28, he have extensive experience. Also featured in other educational TV programs, includng Exercises for adults aboard.)
Mandle Janue as Private Ray Nora (A new but popular actor in Omzian nation. Came from the comedy show Our Daily Talks, he first stared in the film What is?.)
Budget: $22.5 million Omzar (Approx. $25 million USD)
Producer: Omzian Arts Academy with Rocky Beach Productions Ltd. Omzian Arts Academy is known for their film Brother's Blood, Street Work, Lanpa's Man, and Wonder Fly. Omzian Arts Academy is estabilished in 1903, and has made the famous historical Omzian film Streets of Hange. Rocky Beach Productions is famous for seevral comedy TV shows, plus the movies What is?, and Hanging Lights.
Special Effects: Special Effects for the use of detailed gore adn damage effects. Also sound effects incorporating Omzian Arts Academy's WOW III technology.
Director: Robert Langley, with the assistance of Omzian Arts Academy Boards. Langley is famous for his film What is?, and his participation in the film Wonder Fly, Hanging Lights, and Brother's Blood
Running Time: 2 hr 19 minutes
Rating/Content: R under international standards. PG12+/A16+ in Omzian Media Control Ministry standards.
-Strong Violence
-Strong Language
-Gore
Any Additional Comments:
Depsite having a somewhat simple storyline, the movie is highly polished, and features a massive amount of detail in production. It is based on a real story from the Omzian 2nd Civil War, produced with the assistance of Omzian war veterans. Equipments borrowed from Omzian Homeland Defense Forces and Osaria Historical Military Collections.

DVD/VHS version, plus theatre version are already available. Online version through Omzian VaryTech Corp. Motion V online services available.

Trouble has brewwed as several vampires have sued Binei productions over the vampire King saying it paints a bad veiw of vampires, however as the vampires in question have known to conduct such activities in real life as some of what has been shown in the film they were laughed out of court before begining staked and beheaded by members of one of the many holy orders that hunt vampires. In various places across the world, this event has resparked public intrest in the movie and Binei productions has began to finally seriously adverise the movie.

Movie Title*: Rightest History
Movie Genre*: Comedy
Movie Summary*: A movie that weaves a sprawling conspiracy theory that describes every event that occured only in another more humorous angle. Insanity culminates as some significant figures of history are brought back. Includes the never before seen short Holocaust: The Musical (however several jewish actors actually take part in this highly offensive short [never before released: made in 1984 in New Zealand)
Cast: Starring, Amanda Petereson, Dalif Uman (some theatrical experience), Braif Nuhati, Darryl White. (All actors starred in few very unpopular movies)
Budget*: 4 million USD
Producer(s): Da Gama Pictures
Special Effects: Very few.
Director Adolf Von Shnitzel, German-born director who directed such ahem "special interest" films as Lieben Heimer and Cheap 50 Year Old Hookers 7, he also directed the not so popular series Smile Your on Bathroom Camera.
Running Time 57 minutes (yeah its a rip off)
Rating/Content Ratin PG-13 (surprisingly considering the director's past films)

Mild Sexual Content
Pervasive Language

Hype Some preview time has been previously purchased see above posts for preview.

Movie Title*: Lost Temple Boxers
Movie Genre*: Martial Arts/Action
Movie Summary*: 3 Mei Dai boxers search for the secrets of the lost temple, stoilen by an evil monk 500 years ago.
Cast: Taejing Haek (Former Miss Daistallia, runner up in the Miss NationStates contest), Jae Lae, Bao Kun, Gen Kaoang Kim (recent Mei Dai champion), and Hans Schmidt
Budget*: 30 million USD
Producer(s): Dai Star Productions (Producers of many kung fu movies)
Special Effects: Lots of blood and gore, big explosions
Director: Kurt Kim (one of Dai Star*s most prolific directors. His style is similar to John Woo.)
Running Time: 150 minutes
Rating/Content:
Pervasive Strong Language (Count of 897)
Strong Violence
Gore
Nudity
Mild Sexual Content
Any Additional comments: Taejing Haek (the former Miss Daistallia) appears in a full frontal nudity scene.

OOC: Well...number 7 isn't bad...but I have the second highest grossing movie out there! Just right behind that bastard Jade Dragon...

EDIT: Bastard as in lovable :wink:

.:Second advertisement in as many weeks:.

"Carol of the Bells" by The Trans-Siberian Orchestra feat. Metallica begins to play.

A booming voice comes up over a scene of a beautiful city at daytime with the sun reflecting off of the glimmering buildings.

"This Holiday Season..."

Families are shown. Children play in the streets.

"...while you're celebrating in your homes..."

General happiness - Pretty dream world shots.

"...remember those...who don't have a home to return too..."

Metallica's metal anthem rings through the speakers as scenes of decaying soldiers of dreams battling humans in the dream world flash across the screen rapidly.

"When you fall asleep tonight..."

The town from the beginning of the ad is shown at night, ablaze and burning with people screaming and crying as their flesh burns away.

"...pray that you wake up..."

The stars names pop up all over the screen in random places until the logo of The Dream Within appears. It lingers for a while until it is ripped away by a zombie-like soldier of dreams in all of its horrid detail.

The Camera zooms out to show the hero attack the zombie-like soldier with a machine gun, blowing chunks of flesh away and splattering blood that appears like it is on the screen.

*The hero says, "Merry Christmas..."

*(In other R-rated films or on late night TV, the hero says, "Merry Christmas, Mother Fuck ers!")

In an attempt to boost ticket sales to Lord Of The Spam: Fellowship Of The Spam, Hulky Productions have sent out new copies of the file with some extras in it, and launched a new ad campaign. The ads will show during during the previews of all currently screening movies, and will be one minute long. Hulky Productions is hoping this will draw both moviegoers who haven't seen the movie, and those who have to see the new edition, and push the movie back into the top 5.

~~Lord Of The Spam: Fellowship Of The Spam~~

Soothing orchestral music starts playing....

A strange village is seen from above, zooming down.

A black shadow is seen flitting through the forest, the music interrupted by an unnerving unnatural scream.

The camera continues zooming down, until it comes to a house.

A black shadow is seen crossing a river, the music interrupted by an unnerving unnatural scream.

The camera continues zooming into the house.

A black shadow is travels along a road, the music interrupted by an unnerving unnatural scream.

The camera continues zooming into a room, onto a table, where a golden can of processed meat substitute is sitting, with strange markings on it.

The music stops.

SUDDENLY A BLACK SHADOW ZOOMS INTO THE CAMERA WITH A LOUD UNNATURAL SCREAM!

More upbeat, adventurous music starts playing

A hobbit is seen giving another hobbit the can.

"Amerigo, this is the One Spam...."

A band of hobbits is seen travelling a road.

"You must guard it with your life...."

The hobbits are seen with some elves, and Amerigo is saying "Who will come with me?"

"And destroy it...."

Elves and hobbits are seen fighting a band of orcs.

"Before it falls into the wrong hand."

A dramatic chord plays, and big eye is seen in the middle of the screen.

Various scenes from the movie are played, with upbeat music still playing.

"In cinemas now, the new extended version of Lord Of The Spam: Fellowship Of The Spam, with never before seen footage. Experience the adventure at cinemas today."

SUDDENLY A BLACK SHADOW ZOOMS INTO THE CAMERA WITH A LOUD UNNATURAL SCREAM!

The End ;)

Movie Title: The Silver Star and the Skunk
Movie Genre: War Film/Action
Movie Summary: The film is a thinly fictionalized close look at the First Allanean War, highlighting the military genius of then-Major Jessica Silvus. The film is brutal and highly controversial in Tahar Joblis, with many scenes of controversy. The character "Sargeant Schlock," in one gruesome scene, blows the head clear off of an Allanean partisan with his Oro battle armor suit's integral 50mm recoilless rifle at point blank while interrogating a trio of Allanean prisoners. Some critics have derided several brief scenes showing struggles between Allanean and Tahar Joblissan aircraft as unrealistic; however, they are historically accurate, reflecting the dramatic superiority of Tahar Joblissan pilots (the histories indicate close to a 10:1 kill ratio favoring TJAF pilots in the first Allanean War.) Depictions of Pure Evil allied troops on the ground as well as the Allanean Army are no less nice, but the film is extremely well constructed, based largely around the early stages of the ground war, in which a very small number of Tahar Joblissans managed to dominate Allanean opponents in the corners that PE troops did not cover.
Producers: LensEye Productions
Director: Tahar Joblissan retired Marine Sargeant Ernst Slax, who has produced numerous short films before. Some theorize that the rather eager and at times brutal Sargeant Schlock is styled after his own experience; although not one of the leading roles
Cast: Stars Steven Johnson Thomas as Private Calemor, Min Prollar as Major Jessica, also referred to as "The Silver Major" in the film. Evan Marsalis as Sargeant Schlock.
Running Time: 132 minutes.
Rating: Almost certainly an R; this is a war film that pulls no punches.
Hype:
A galaxy whirling in space; zoom into a cluster, a star, a planet, and then Allanea on the globe, and then in to a war zone, where armored troops are ambushing an Allanean tank convoy.
Not so long ago... in a galaxy not so far away... there was War.
[b]A scream punctuates this sentence, and a headless soldier smashes into the camera Blackout. A shining light, and a soldier in a tent scratching in his journal in the darkness.
We were few, and the enemy was everywhere. Fortunately, a silver star shone upon us -His face is lit with a silver light- and we pulled through. I will never forget those days.
Cut to a stylized eye in dark green on a blank screen. A very idealized skunk in red lines scampers onto the screen, sprays the camera, and is pulled down off the screen by a tentacle.
LensEye Productions presents the Silver Star and the Skunk. Coming soon to a theater near you!



With the theatre run beginning to noticably die down after peaking due to advertising, LensEye's marketing division has begun putting together "advertisements" for the DVD release; the ad is planned for release after another week or two of theater run, when it finishes dying down.

Drumroll, then the drumming breaks into a march...
Overvoice on a screen with a dark green stylized eye fading in:
You saw it in the theaters. Really?

You saw part of it in the theaters. And soon, you can see all of it. As many times as you wish. In the privacy of your own home.

Drums continue playing the march louder and louder; suddenly, flashes from the movie. A great oblongate vessel breaking apart in a series of explosions, a couple marching down a wedding aisle, an Iesusan assassin lining up his sights and pulling the trigger, a kiss shared across many mouths, actor and martial arts demonstrator Ming Sun III toppling a brick wall onto a squad of surprised Iesusan soldiers, TJF-3 Mongooses dueling in the sky with EOTED M#s, Allanean tanks rolling across an open field, a teenaged girl staring into the mirror in a light haze of smoke, a dance, a vast dirigible with a thousand men working on anchoring it as it lands.

An overvoice breaks in over the flashes from the movie, and the scene then fades into a picture of the Ninth Arm DVD release, the Ninth Arm Extended Release DVD, the Ninth Arm soundtrack CD, and the Ninth Arm Deluxe Edition DVD.
The full version, previously only available in Tahar Joblis, is now available to the Amerigan consumer on DVD, with never seen before bonus features. Buy the deluxe edition and get an entire bonus DVD full of bonus features, extra material, interviews with the stars, background on the making of the film, and a half hour martial arts extravaganza from the famous Ming Sun III.
Flash to a series of posters featuring actors and scenes from the film; then fades to a stylized octopus, upon which a ninth arm fades in.
The Ninth Arm. Coming soon to DVD.

Movie Title: Captain Mike
Movie Genre: Comedy
Movie Summary: Mike Geisteskrank and Ted Unsicher, two straight-F students at East High School, unknowingly hijack an unmanned submarine, the HRS Andrika, and take it halfway around the world, before realizing that they're being persued by the HRKRAF Navy, at which point they decide on a list of strange demands for the return of the submarine.
Cast:
[i]Character / Actor / Popularity Rating / Description / Age
Mike Geisteskrank - Brandon Jones - 3/20 - Up and coming unknown young actor - 16
Ted Unsicher - Nelson Waines - 11/20 - Slightly known young actor for his supporting role as "The Peanut Butter Nazi" in Project Choclocaust - 17

Budget: $1.1 million USD
Producer: Mighty Rock Productions
Special Effects: None
Director: Mikas Tanner
Running Time: 1 hour, 12 minutes
Rating/Content: PG
Language - Mike drops the D bomb once.

Hype:
The following is a TV ad for the movie (I'd like to purchase 44 seconds of preview time, by the way):

(Narrator: )
When you think of submarines, you'd probably think of heroes.
(shot of HRS Andrika surfacing.)
Well, we had other things in mind.
(close up of hatch opening. Mike and Ted poke their heads out.)
Mike: Woah, dude, it's like, the ocean!
Ted: Yeah, maybe we'll like, see a Monkey!
(Mike slaps Ted upside the head.)
Mike: Monkeys don't live in the ocean, Ted... They live in the sea.
Ted: Oh yeah!
(shot of the Andrika gliding along)
(Narrator: )
This Weekend Four, Be Prepared to be...
(shot of the Andrika's nose hitting a whale.)
(Narrator: )
...Scared.

Brandon Jones, Nelson Waines, in..

(blue lettering coincides with narrator at appearance:)
Captain Mike.

Anything Else: Geisteskrank and Unsicher are german for Insane and Insecure.

OOC: Waiting for Amerigo

IC:

"The projected ranking of The Dream Within, as predicted by our experts, is 3rd."

New charts are in... Analysts say,

"Now here we see an epic duel for first place, between Darkest Night and Citizen Spam, this time the former managed to beat the latter by just about 40 thousand dollars. Dream Within, a film now more recognized for its high brow complexity gets up to the top 5."

"The Dawn Sets and Müller make a good debut, knocking Jade Dragon down a few spots.New releases this week make only luke warm debuts for the most part."

"Garf has unusually low sales, this week."

"The people want Christmas special movies. It's the season for watching!"

"Advertising works!"

"The projected ranking of The Dream Within, as predicted by our experts, is 3rd."

"The actual ranking was a little less compassionate, moving The Dream Within up two spots."

"The projected ranking of The Dream Within, as predicted by our experts, is 3rd."

"The actual ranking was a little less compassionate, moving The Dream Within up two spots."
Still impressive. It is predicted that DW will gross over 1.5 billion in the long run in theatres.

Good...it's a trilogy 8)

Good...it's a trilogy 8)
But anything can happen... Remember the Ruthie debacle?

Naturally :wink:

I wonder what the sequel to TDN is going to be like.

Further Hype Relating to The Silver Star and the Skunk:

Brief advert:
Heavy Darth Vader-esque breathing begins. A green tinted compressed viewband shows, in its distorted fashion, the woods around. Towards the edges, running UBUs come into view. The harsh breathing accelerates. In the middle, in a clearing, a tank comes into view, Allanean commander eating lunch on the cupola. He drops his sandwich in astonishment as the focus zooms in on him lightning fast, and the screen cuts to the movie title.

The Silver Star and the Skunk.

Now playing in theatres.

Interview with Marcus Brando Silvus: (representative excerpt; interview is being circulated on Amerigan television. Marcus Brando Silvus has made himself available for interviews.)

"It's an outrageous film. Imagine, putting something so bloody and violent on the big screen... just think of the children." He snorts. "And such a preposterous egregious infamy it inflicts upon our family name as Silvuses. Positively outrageous."

Marcus glares, and pulls out a poster of Min Prollar in battle armor. "To think that they're trying to sell this film abroad like this, after the travesty of producing it in the first place..." He shudders visibly. "It's a horrible terrible movie! Imagine, digging up the Allanean War like that..."

OOC: Not all hype is obvious :wink:

OOC: Oh, and one more prong.

Magazine and television ads have begun promoting a video action game called "Skunk Hunt," apparently somewhat related to the movie The Silver Star and the Skunk; the game comes with a free poster for the movie. Much of the game appears to be concerned with hunting "Skunks" - Allanean tanks, largely.

The Dawn Sets and --other foreign movie-- make a good debut, knocking --other foreign movie down a few spots.New releases this week make only luke warm debuts for the most part."

Most excellent. Just what we've expected from this excellent-performed movie, since its big hit all across Omzian Nation theatres. More "Special materials" about this movie will be coming soon. DVD and VHS versions will be available internationally very soon, although the DVD version already just made its debut in Omzian Nation.

--Jae Hongra,
Spokesman,
Rocky Beach Productions Limited

***********************

[u]Further "Materials" Related to The Dawn Sets[u]

The Commercial: Number 1

*A black screen appears, soon fading to the logo of Rocky Beach Productions featuring the White Rock of Hagras in Southern Omz222, and the logo of the Omzian Arts Academy, featuring a mosaic. A quick-tuned music plays, followed by contents of the movie rated for everyone*

*The first scene is showed, with Debora looking down with a mud-covered face, desperately seeking for some form of help or answer*

"Quick, Comrade Loue! Comrade Lou..."

*The first scene fades, as the music continues. The second scene features the 3 rebels running on the grassland in a thunderstorm, carrying their rifle on their shoulder, as Private Nora whispered to Debora and Sgt. Gansa*

"Comrades... Make the run."

*The third scene, a longer scene, features Debora with Private Ray Nora. Standing in the daylight, they roared using their blood-covered face while holding their fists upwards*

"Revenge for Sargent Loue Gansa! Revenge for Omzian People's Army! Revenge for Comrade Gansa!"

*The scene ends and fades to a new screen, with the introduction of the movie, as the music stops to a halt with a low-key piano tune*

"The Dawn Sets: A story of a brave Omzian soldier. A story of faith."

*The screen fades and turns to another black-background screen*

"In theatres now. Rated R."

***************************

[i]Omzian International Network: Entertainment Block
Excerpt Featured on Amerigan TV Channels

Introduction by Robert Langley, Director

"It is a truly amazing forum, many people would say. A short and polished storyline, but a terrific representation, featuring our best actors, actresses, and production crews. Think of rebel warfare in the mid-50es. Think of a realistic battle, as if you were a rebel soldier yourself. Fighting for survival."

*A scene of Debora yelling and signaling at his comrades appears, while the introduction continued on*

Such excellent dynamics and action in the film, along with the actual story of Debora, makes The Dawn Sets an excellent historical movie. Absolutely recommended."

Comments by John Roberts, Debora

"The Dawn Sets is an excellent film product,"

*A scene of Debora speaking to his comrades shortly before they were left behind appears, continued with a scene of the Private awake in daziness as Debora cared for him*

"...which puts you into the body of a young, patriotic rebel soldier trying to gain freedom for the millions of Omzian citizens. The short timeline of this movie gives us an excellent opportunity to punch a lot of details and polishing. The presentation is absolutely magnificant, featuring our best men, our best presentation, and our best ideas. Certainly a film myself recommend."

Comments by Jan Hagen, Production Board Manager

"We have made The Dawn Sets to be a magnificant movie with realism and with a massive amount of actual details of scenes, characters, and their motives. The Dawn Sets features the complete effort by the production teams in the Omzian Arts Academy, Rocky Beach Productions Limited, plus assistance from reviewers, critics aboard. The Dawn Sets is what your average people are looking for: action and history filled with a well-produced and checked presentation. Absolutely amazing film, in line with out previous hit Brother's Blood. A well mix of history and fiction."

#tag#

God bless,

The Republic of Syskeyia

(Commercial for Foundation = buying 39 seconds of time)

(shot of Jacob Tiberius kneeling, praying at his sword before a cross mounted on the wall)

Jacob: Lord, help me to triumph over my enemies,
(shot of Jacob swinging his sword in battle)
Jacob: help me overcome evils that are set before me,
(shot of Jacob being tortured at Cerdaela Island prison)
Jacob: help me to honor my country,
(shot of Jacob being knighted)
Jacob: to honor my father, and my father's father,
(shot of Halifornius Tiberius being slain in battle)
Jacob: and to honor my king.
(shot of Yearse Uppurmaen reading a parchment, looking out a window)
Jacob: and, Lord, help me to be... victorius.
(shot of Jacob planting a Kingsford Flag at the end of a battle)
(screen goes black)
(white gothic lettering: )
Foundation
(red drips down the letters as blood would, until letters are completely red)
(screen goes black)
(red gothic lettering: )
In theaters now

"The Dawn Sets and Müller make a good debut, knocking Jade Dragon down a few spots.

...Which means it's time for some more marketing (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=2293840#2293840)!

Movie Title: Fight Song
Movie Genre: Sports/Drama
Movie Summary: The Thunderbird A&T War Eagles came into the college american football season with a dead last ranking. But, driven by their coach's motivation, the dead last War Eagles manage, albeit with many close games, a perfect record, and a spot in the national championship, the Gallipoli Bowl. When they get there, they have to face the #1 ranked since the beginning of the season Northern Islands University Seawolves, and they go into double overtime in the game, to end up losing by one point.
Cast:
Character / Actor / Popularity Rating / Description / Age
Coach Keyes - William Dennis - 19/20 - Appeared in the latest blockbuster Foundation as Halifornius Tiberius, very popular actor in Kingsford - 51

Budget: $9.2 million USD
Producer: Mighty Rock Productions
Special Effects: None
Director: Mikas Tanner
Running Time: 2 hours 3 minutes
Rating/Content: PG-13
Language - The coach says the D word 6 times and the S word twice

Hype:
(commercial = buying 30 seconds of time)
(shot of coach rallying the team at half time in the locker room)
Coach Keyes:
You came from nowhere to somewhere in just 10 games. You overcame the critics and the scoffers. You overcame that! And now, we must overcome the Seawolves. Men, when you march back on the field, don't pay attention to the scoreboard. Don't be let down by it. And don't be let down by the fans either. Because, somewhere in that mess, somewhere is the band. And the band, against all the fans, against the score board, against the other team on the field, against everything around them, will play the fight song!
(players cheer, screen fades black. White lettering appears: )
William Dennis
(screen fades, white lettering appears: )
Fight Song
Coming Soon

Anything Else: Based on a true story

New movie:

Movie Title: Cathletics
Movie Genre: Computer animation comedy
Movie Summary (and cast): Lou (Jerizae Meritan) is a cute tabby cat - with attitude. After being abused by her owners Rallit (Weran Ovejin) and Arilae (Fentae Wizito), she is determined to show her strength of character and muscle by entering Kaze Progressa's Cathletics - the nationwide sports contest for cats. Aided and abetted by her friend, older Japanese bobtail Etti (Fentae Burzek), she seeks respect. Little does she know that her owners' dog - vicious Rottweiler Ratta (Brizkil Nurvaiy) - has hatched a plot to wreck the games, and has attracted gullible poodle Moof (Uria Rawilen) to help out...
Producers: K-Films
Director: Serina Buskinat. Has directed several cute animations already, this is her first international release.
Running time: 81:18.
Budget: 156m kaks (US$68m)
Rating: PG (mild violence and swearing)
Hype: (35 seconds of advertising required):

[Lou wandering around in her house]
Meet Lou. Seems like an ordinary tabby.
[Lou bursts into a sprint]
But she's faster...
[Lou lifts tiny dumb-bells with her paws]
...stronger...
[Lou jumps at Arilae's dress, scratching it]
...and angrier.
[Camera jumps to the home of the Cathletics, Quarua Island Furry Stadium. Cartoony music plays]
Where better to go for Lou?
[Music stops abruptly. Camera jumps to Ratta at the entrance, growling at Lou.]
Maybe quite a lot of places.
[Music starts again. Camera jumps back to Lou in training]
Starring Jerizae Meritan...
[Camera jumps to Etti helping Lou out]
...and Fentae Burzek...
[Title of film appears in shot of stadium]
Cathletics. Puffing and purring to a cinema near you.

Movie Title*: The Grey Dawn.
Movie Genre*: Mystery
Movie Summary*: The second Jake Curtive movie. This one takes place right after the end of The Darkest night. The man with the guns shoots the girl and then Curtive shoots him. The police begin an investigation but Curtive cannot wait. He follows the trail of the killer down into the criminal underground. Dealing with pimps, hookers, drug dealers and bagman upsets the synidcate. THey frame him for the murder of a friend so that the police department turns on him. Hunted by the police and the crime lord of the city known only as Mr. X, he fights for survival and justice. Every man's hand turned against him in this world his odds are slipping but he carries on. The climax is the shoot out in a manison. A SWAT team and Mr. X's bodyguards battle each other and cutive is caught in the middle. MR. X escapes. The SWAT team finds evidence ot clear curtive however too late. He was seen jumping off a bridge into a river.
Cast: Dave Cano , Frank Scotid.
Budget*: 50 million draggas
Producer(s): RGD studios. .
Special Effects: None
Director Marvin Dufid
Running Time 2h 30 m.
Rating/Content R
Viloence
Hype Ad1: He's back. So's the trouble. Ad2: Every man hand against him, no one to help him he wages a one man war 40 seconds of ad time.

addintional info(sp?)
This is hailed by critics and normal people alike as supeiriior to the original.

Movie Title*: Pauline Hanson : The Musical
Movie Genre*: Drama/Musical
Movie Summary*: A musical based on the life of Pauline Hanson, from her entry into Australian politics, her rise and eventual fall into prison.
Cast: Anna Hana plays Pauline Hanson, with supporting actors Chow Yun Fat playing an Asian activist, and Allan Molving playing John Howard.
Budget*: $1.3m
Producer(s): Produced by Southern Star Endemol funded by Virgin Atlantic. Southern Star have produced hits such as "McLeod's daughters", "Shortland street", and "Home and Away". Music written by Andrew Loyd Webber
Special Effects: None
Director Who directed it? What did he do before? Was he successful or is he new in the business?
Running Time How long is your movie?
Rating/Content PG
Hype None
Any Additional comments
Labelled as "politically correct" by the pro-Hanson community and "racist" by others.

The screen is black...A narration begins with picures of Frank the Rabbit and other shots from the movie occasionally popping on the screen, as well as the words "Everyone Dies Alone."

http://www.scotlandonline.com/entertainment/images_six_in_the_city/edinburgh/donnie_darko.jpg
http://www.labutaca.net/fotos/9/donnie/donnie3.jpg
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If you only see one movie for the rest of your life, make it Johnnie DeMarko. This movie has been acclaimed as being greater than "Citizen Spam" in the aspect that it has universal appeal. Though it is rated-R, this film will impact your life.

Clips from the movies are shown:

Johnnie talking to Frank:

JD: Why do you wear that stupid rabbit suit?
FTR: Why do you wear that stupid human suit?

Scenes of Johnnie wandering aimlessly through the middle of the night are shown. Then the screen fades to black. The screen fades in shwoing Johnnie lying on the side of a ride waking up. Then the another picture of Frank the Rabbit comes on the screen with "Johnnie DeMarko" written above it, and "Everyone Dies Alone" below it.

[Advertisement run time: 1:30 {min:sec}]

DONNIE DARKO! lol

Movie Title: Johnnie DeMarko
Movie Genre: Dark Comedy/Drama/Fantasy/Romance/Sci-Fi/Thriller
Movie Summary: Some may think that Johnnie DeMarko is a typical maladjusted teenager. Actually, Johnnie is borderline delusional, beset by visions of a monstrous rabbit which is trying to keep him under its sinister influence. Prompted by this apparition, Johnnie commits antisocial acts while he is undergoing psychotherapy, surviving the vagaries of high-school life and romance, and fortuitously escaping a bizarre death from a falling jet engine. Johnnie battles his demons, literally and figuratively, in a series of intertwining story lines that play with time travel, fundamentalist gurus, fate, predestination and the machinations of the universe.
Cast:

Jeff Glennhale - Johnnie DeMarko
Marie Doss - Dr. Karen Thurman
Andrew Barry - Lillian Pomeroy
Pat Swaddle - Ken Cunningham
Noah Hopkins - Dr. Jim Monnitoff
Mary Malone - Rose Ross
Jenn McDonnell - Gretchen DeMarko
Shawn Sherlock - Rick DeMarko
Budget: $22,000,000 USD
Producer(s): Starlight Films. Produced the cult classic "Mansion of a Million Murders" as well as the musical "The Chong Song".
Special Effects: See Summary.
Director: Rob Bole, most succesful director Sliponia.
Running Time: 118 minutes
Rating/Content: Rated R for
Some Drug Use
Language
Violence
Hype: http://www.spiritualityhealth.com/shimages/film/donniedarkolrg.jpg
"You Can Never Go To Far"

//See advert post above.

DONNIE DARKO! lol

OOC: I absolutely love this movie. Hopefully it gets a good spot on the charts! I might do some more advertising later.

Movie Title*: The Grey Dawn.
Movie Genre*: Mystery
Movie Summary*: The second Jake Curtive movie. This one takes place right after the end of The Darkest night. The man with the guns shoots the girl and then Curtive shoots him. The police begin an investigation but Curtive cannot wait. He follows the trail of the killer down into the criminal underground. Dealing with pimps, hookers, drug dealers and bagman upsets the synidcate. THey frame him for the murder of a friend so that the police department turns on him. Hunted by the police and the crime lord of the city known only as Mr. X, he fights for survival and justice. Every man's hand turned against him in this world his odds are slipping but he carries on. The climax is the shoot out in a manison. A SWAT team and Mr. X's bodyguards battle each other and cutive is caught in the middle. MR. X escapes. The SWAT team finds evidence ot clear curtive however too late. He was seen jumping off a bridge into a river.
Cast: Dave Cano , Frank Scotid.
Budget*: 50 million draggas
Producer(s): RGD studios. .
Special Effects: None
Director Marvin Dufid
Running Time 2h 30 m.
Rating/Content R
Viloence
Hype Ad1: He's back. So's the trouble. Ad2: Every man hand against him, no one to help him he wages a one man war 40 seconds of ad time.

addintional info(sp?)
This is hailed by critics and normal people alike as supeiriior to the original.
Are you sure you want to release a sequel while the first movie is still in theatres and number 1 in the box office!!!???

Movie Title*: The Grey Dawn.
Movie Genre*: Mystery
Movie Summary*: The second Jake Curtive movie. This one takes place right after the end of The Darkest night. The man with the guns shoots the girl and then Curtive shoots him. The police begin an investigation but Curtive cannot wait. He follows the trail of the killer down into the criminal underground. Dealing with pimps, hookers, drug dealers and bagman upsets the synidcate. THey frame him for the murder of a friend so that the police department turns on him. Hunted by the police and the crime lord of the city known only as Mr. X, he fights for survival and justice. Every man's hand turned against him in this world his odds are slipping but he carries on. The climax is the shoot out in a manison. A SWAT team and Mr. X's bodyguards battle each other and cutive is caught in the middle. MR. X escapes. The SWAT team finds evidence ot clear curtive however too late. He was seen jumping off a bridge into a river.
Cast: Dave Cano , Frank Scotid.
Budget*: 50 million draggas
Producer(s): RGD studios. .
Special Effects: None
Director Marvin Dufid
Running Time 2h 30 m.
Rating/Content R
Viloence
Hype Ad1: He's back. So's the trouble. Ad2: Every man hand against him, no one to help him he wages a one man war 40 seconds of ad time.

addintional info(sp?)
This is hailed by critics and normal people alike as supeiriior to the original.
Are you sure you want to release a sequel while the first movie is still in theatres and number 1 in the box office!!!???Let me put it this way. I get good ideas and lose them fast so I worte this one down before it lost it. So I'm going to delay the release until tDN stops being in the top ten.

Let me put it this way. I get good ideas and lose them fast so I worte this one down before it lost it. So I'm going to delay the release until tDN stops being in the top ten.

I'm that way sometimes too, but can't you just put it in Notepad? That's what I do.

Quiet you. It has been limited relaeased in certain Celackain cities until furthur notice.

Quiet you.

:lol: Go see Johnnie DeMarko!

New charts are in and critics say,

"Blow-Out Premiers hurt almost every movie that has been out at this point. Killer weekend for them."

"Only Darkest Night manages to hang on to its top of the chart domination."

"We see our first musical on there, thats on there probably because there hasn't been a musical out in Amerigo for a long time!"

"People still want holiday cheer. Hell, I bet if we had a Christmas movie out How the Grinch Stole Ramadan be on the charts anymore."

"Hulky Productions and Mighty Rock Productions are churning out movies that dominate the charts in a power cyclone. This time Fight Song wins the top."

"We can't forget the more or less holiday family movie Cathletics. It's so darn cute!"

"Partisan to come out later due to legal tie ups with Iesus Christi government."

o.o.c. How would a movie about the amerigan slave war do on the markets? Howabout if they portrayed a solider for Amerigan as a heroic man who was mislead by his govermet?


One thing I oringinally wrote amerigan clone wars. No more SW for me.

o.o.c. How would a movie about the amerigan slave war do on the markets? Howabout if they portrayed a solider for Amerigan as a heroic man who was mislead by his govermet?


One thing I oringinally wrote amerigan clone wars. No more SW for me.
Actually Partisan is such a movie, however since lots of Iesus Christi troops are portryaed as evil immoral peoples who get killed by the dozen tied up the movie, and its release date has been delayed. (See preview for the partisan a long while ago on this thread)

oopsie :oops:

If you only see one movie for the rest of your life, make it Johnnie DeMarko. This movie has been acclaimed as being greater than "Citizen Spam" in the aspect that it has universal appeal. Though it is rated-R, this film will impact your life.

Bull! Citizen Spam is the greatest movie ever. :P A cinematic masterpiece!

If you only see one movie for the rest of your life, make it Johnnie DeMarko. This movie has been acclaimed as being greater than "Citizen Spam" in the aspect that it has universal appeal. Though it is rated-R, this film will impact your life.

Bull! Citizen Spam is the greatest movie ever. :P A cinematic masterpiece!
Viewers seem to think otherwise.

If you only see one movie for the rest of your life, make it Johnnie DeMarko. This movie has been acclaimed as being greater than "Citizen Spam" in the aspect that it has universal appeal. Though it is rated-R, this film will impact your life.

Bull! Citizen Spam is the greatest movie ever. :P A cinematic masterpiece!
Viewers seem to think otherwise.

Didn't say it was the highest grossing movie ever :P

Though it is 3rd....

[Spring Blossom Studios and the Spyran (http://www.freewebs.com/strain) Ministry of Knowledge are investing one million dollars in international advertising to build interest for the upcoming release of the epic film Lyong-ti, a semi-historical action-drama about young man who rises from nothing to build an empire.
The marketing includes six minutes of trailers in Amerigan theatres ($30,000), as well as a few television advertisements and posters in many nations].

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-12/518112/lyongti-ad.jpg

(commercial for Fight Song = 28 seconds)

(the actual fight song is heard in the distance. It gets louder as the commercial goes on)

(As the Narrator Speaks, the quotes appears on the screen.)

Narrator:

The Alotion Star says its "Possibly the best sports movie... ever."

"William Dennis is amazing," from the Byrana Sentinel.

"Pure genius, at least." says Kingsford Today.

(the same halftime locker room as the other commercial appears, but with no sound. Fight Song comes up over the picture in white lettering.)

Narrator:
William Dennis is Coach Keyes in...

Fight Song
Now Playing

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Movie Title*: Pauline Hanson : The Musical
Movie Genre*: Drama/Musical
Movie Summary*: A musical based on the life of Pauline Hanson, from her entry into Australian politics, her rise and eventual fall into prison.
Cast: Anna Hana plays Pauline Hanson, with supporting actors Chow Yun Fat playing an Asian activist, and Allan Molving playing John Howard.
Budget*: $1.3m
Producer(s): Produced by Southern Star Endemol funded by Virgin Atlantic. Southern Star have produced hits such as "McLeod's daughters", "Shortland street", and "Home and Away". Music written by Andrew Loyd Webber
Special Effects: None
Director Andrew Hanson
Running Time 91 minutes
Rating/Content PG
Hype None
Any Additional comments
Labelled as "politically correct" by the pro-Hanson community and "racist" by others.

(commercial for Pauline Hanson: The musical)

(Dramatic violin music plays while Pauline Hanson is shown walking along a road.)

"There are many journeys in life; many roads in life...."

(switches to scene of John Howard)
"Power...."

(switches to scene of white farmers)
"Race...."

(switches to scene of Pauline's jail cell)
"Despair..."

(black screen, music crescendos, shows "The truth must be told...." in white lettering.)

(music crescendos further, tempo picks up. Brief cuts, less than 2 sec each.)
*Pauline's face shown
*Aussie farmers with shotguns shown
*Aussie farmers shown beating up an aborigine (this scene caused outrage among the Pro-Hanson supporters)
*The swatstika
*Speech of Pauline Hanson on stage
*"Advance Australia fair" with Australian F-18s.

(sudden fade to black screen)

Pauline Hanson: The musical
Out 6 Oct 2004

The commercial is 15 seconds long.

.:Another The Dream Within Commercial:.

*The Theme from Resident Evil the Movie begins to play*

"In a world of darkness..."

The hero is seen trying to navigate the dream world at night.

"In a realm devoid of light..."

His real world home town is shown as the camera focuses on the moon.

"The only way to see..."

The hero and the heroin are seen walking towards the town, guided by moonlight.

"Is to follow the flames of those you love..."

The town is seen burning, the music pics up, and the camera shifts to a massive battle with the Army of Dreams.

As the battle continues, different words pop up on the screen, on fire.

"Ashes to Ashes..."

"Dusk to Dawn..."

"Eternal..."

and then finally...

"The Dream Within"

The words "The Dream Within" slowly burn until a slight wind blows the ashes away.

"In A Theatre Near You!"

OOC: Fell to 12? Damnit... :?

Hope the new commercial works

//New, longer, commercial!

The screen is black...A narration begins with picures of Frank the Rabbit and other shots from the movie occasionally popping on the screen, as well as the words "Everyone Dies Alone."

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If you only see one movie for the rest of your life, make it Johnnie DeMarko. This movie has been acclaimed as being greater than "Citizen Spam" in the aspect that it has universal appeal. Though it is rated-R, this film will impact your life.

Clips from the movies are shown:

Johnnie talking to Frank:

JD: Why do you wear that stupid rabbit suit?
FTR: Why do you wear that stupid human suit?

Scenes of Johnnie wandering aimlessly through the middle of the night are shown. Then the screen fades to black. The screen fades in shwoing Johnnie lying on the side of a ride waking up. Then the another picture of Frank the Rabbit comes on the screen with "Johnnie DeMarko" written above it, and "Everyone Dies Alone" below it.

[Theatrical Trailor run time: 6:30 {min:sec}]
[Television Ad: 0:45 {min:sec}]

(Sydney Morning Herald - extract)

In a twist reminiscient of Hollywood, dozens of Aborigines have filed complaints with the Taiwanese film commision over Virgin Atlantic's Pauline Hanson - The musical. The complaints stem from a scene where Hanson sings the Australian national anthem to the images of White supremicist brutality.

"This scene is clearly racist. It says that Aborgines are the enemies of Australians. We want Virgin to compensate our race for this insult."

Film critics believe the extra controversy will be good for ticket sales.

[aforementioned Lyong-ti trailer, 40 seconds]

(A black screen, faint music with drumbeat in the background)

NARRATOR: Two thousand years ago…

(The camera suddenly reveals a ¾ overhead scene of mountainous, snow-covered terrain, zooming past at high speed. The drum beat quickens to match, and the music volume begins to rise)

NARRATOR: In a world rocked by chaos…

(The camera leaps over a crest in the mountains, revealing a wide plain below, on which two feudal armies clash. There are thousands of soldiers on each side, both footsoldiers and cavalry, with the occasional ballista, hacking, slashing, and beating each other).

NARRATOR: One man rose up against it all.

(Clips flash by in quick succession, as the music approaches crescendo. A young man (Lyong-ti) in a swordfight on a rain-soaked rooftop. A cavalry horde thundering down a mountainside. The swordfight. A line of archers unleashing a rain of arrows, cutting down the charging cavalry. Lyong-ti passionately kissing a beautiful young woman while the room around them is consumed by flames. Again, the swordfight, as Lyong-ti’s sword is sent flying out of his hands).

(The music vanishes after its crescendo, and the screen goes black. White letters spring forth: ‘LYONG-TI’, followed by ‘Coming soon to Theatres.’)

Movie Title*: Partisan
Movie Genre*: War
Movie Summary*: A movie that is shot about the Amerigan War, about one man who must fight the invaders to protect his homeland. Although his not even a man in his country, he is a slave. He must fight his so called liberators. Facing impossible odds. No hope for victory. Until the Iesus Christi forces withdraw. Then he must face the horrors left over. He must navigate the destruction and fend off scavengers and looters. He finally manages to create a home for himself and makes friends with otehr survivors. When the famine sets in, he is slain by his best friend for food. A highly dramatic and touching ending.
Cast: Antonio Banaderaz (a well known actor who played in such movies as The Twelfth Warriot, The Children of the Moon and The Attack of the Man Eating Zombie Aliens from Pluto
Budget*: 75 million USD
Producer(s): Amerigan International
Special Effects: Top of the line. Explosions, weapon fire, all brilliantly forced with the top of the line computer animation.
Director: Massen Baler
Running Time 2h 44 m.
Rating/Content R
Viloence and Gore
Disturbing Themes
Strong Language

The new charts are in, critics say,

"Johnnie DeMarko has now claimed the top spot, also breaking the record of debut date grosses, on the week after it's debut!"

"A huge turnout of viewers this week!"

"Lord of the Spam resurges upward and so does Dream Within."

"Several new releases crumble from the charts in only one week!"

"Holiday movies! Big demand!

Movie Title: Lyong-ti
Movie Genre: Epic Action-Adventure
Movie Summary: Lyong-ti tells the story of the semi-mythic hero Lyong-ti, who rose from being the fifth son of a rice farmer to become ruler of a vast empire spanning the whole of the present-day Lyong Penninsula region. The movie follows Lyong-ti, through both his battles (filmed on a massive and spectacular scale), and his deep but ill-fated love, finally ending in an allusion to his ‘ascension to Heaven’ (according to traditional Spyran animism, Lyong-ti is said to have risen to become ruler of Heaven Depending on how seriously this scene is taken, and the religious background of the audience, this may cause some controversy).
Cast: Ieyaren Strain-Takai, Mei Furitaka, Venton Teshigawa. (The first two actors are young and talented, popular for at least one successful film each, though these films did not undergo international release. Teshigawa also has some fame, for his starring role in the drama film Red Falcon , and for his numerous stage roles as a Shakespearian actor.
Budget: 220 million dollars
Producers: Spyran Ministry of Knowledge (numerous propaganda, documentary, and cultural works); Spring Blossom Studios (Red Falcon, Ogawa, Hunt for Blue Dragon).
Special Effects: Due to the epic nature of the film, a large number of effects were used, including advanced pyrotechnics and maximum-realism CG effects, as well as a huge cast of extras employing intricately detailed costumes and props. Particularly notable is the high degree of realism in terms of blood and wounds in the large battle scenes.
Director: Takeshi Kaga (a talented director, very famous within Spyr, and holding some international fame for his work on such films as Ogawa and The Emperor’s Concubine.
Running Time: 205 minutes.
Rating/Content:
Violence
Language (to avoid difficulties with foul language, all profanities in the film, which occur several times, are given in the ancient language of Spyr. Thus, though their role is clear, their meaning is not.)
Mild Sexual Content

Hype:
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____________COMING SOON____________

The latest bockbuster from Hulky Productions

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________The Silence Of The Spams________

#5 baby!

Oh...and I think it's been week 4 for some time now :wink:

Movie Title*: The Silence Of The Spams
Movie Genre*: Horror/Thriller/Crime
Movie Summary*: A psychopathic spam addict known as Bison Bob is kidnapping and murdering young women to turn into spam. Believing it takes one to know one, the S.B.I. sends Agent Clarissa Spamling to interview a demented spam-addicted prisoner who may provide psychological insight and clues to the killer's actions. The prisoner is psychiatrist, Dr. Lannibal Hecter, a brilliant, murderous cannibal who will only help Spamling if she feeds his morbid curiosity with details about her own complicated spam-free life. This twisted relationship forces Spamling not only to confront her psychological demons about spam, but leads her to face with a demented, heinous, spamming killer, an incarceration of evil so powerful, that she may not have the courage -- or spam -- to stop him!
Cast: Judi Fester, Spamthony Spamkins
Budget*: $E50 million, or about $US20 million
Producer: Hulky Productions, the best production ocmpany in the world
Director: Celeste Paranoia
Running Time: 118 min
Rating/Content: R - Horror, String Violence, Gore, Distrubing Themes, Language, Sexual Content
Hype: Hungry? So is Lannibal. The Silence Of The Spams.
Any Additional comments: Almost wasn't released in United Spaam, this is the most controversial movie to come out of the nation.

(The camera zooms in on a man in handcuffs and a woman sitting on either side of a table inside an large metal cage, with a can of spam on the table between them)

Dr Lannibal Hecter.

(Zooms in on the man)

Brilliant.

(Flashes briefly to a scene of him evading some police)

Cunning.

(Flashes briefly to a scene of him hiding a knife while in handcuffs)

Psychotic.

(Flashes briefly to a scene of him eating spam)

In his mind lies the clue to a ruthless killer.

(Flashes briefly to a scene of another man pushing a girl into a spam making machine)

Clarissa Spamling, C.B.I.

(Zooms over the table to the woman)

Brilliant.

(Flashes briefly to a scene of her looking at a can of spam on the floor)

Vulnerable.

(Flashes briefly to a scene of her being chased along a dark alley)

Alone.

(Flashes briefly to a scene of her in the middle of a dark room, with the man in the background behind her)

She must trust him to find the killer.

(Goes to a scene of the other man leaping to the camera with a knife in their hand)

(Shows the title on the screen)

The Silence Of The Spams.

In cinemas now.

___________IN CINEMAS NOW___________

The latest bockbuster from Hulky Productions

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________The Silence Of The Spams________

The screen is black...A narration begins with picures of Frank the Rabbit and other shots from the movie occasionally popping on the screen, as well as the words "Everyone Dies Alone."

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If you only see one movie for the rest of your life, make it Johnnie DeMarko. This movie has been acclaimed as being greater than "Citizen Spam" in the aspect that it has universal appeal. Though it is rated-R, this film will impact your life.

Clips from the movies are shown:

Johnnie talking to Frank:

JD: Why do you wear that stupid rabbit suit?
FTR: Why do you wear that stupid human suit?

Scenes of Johnnie wandering aimlessly through the middle of the night are shown. Then the screen fades to black. The screen fades in shwoing Johnnie lying on the side of a ride waking up. Then the another picture of Frank the Rabbit comes on the screen with "Johnnie DeMarko" written above it, and "Everyone Dies Alone" below it.

[Theatrical Trailor run time: 6:30 {min:sec}]
[Television Ad: 0:45 {min:sec}

Movie Title: Truth.
Movie Genre: Drama
Movie Summary: Davis Harp is a 58 year old man who once had it all. Or so he thought. In his mind, he was the CEO of a multimillion dollar corporation, but in reality he was the manager of an electronics store. In his mind, his house was the biggest house in the best neighborhood in the city, but in reality, it was a run-down apartment in the worst part of town. In his mind, he had the newest and fastest car on the market, but in reality, he drove an old used station wagon. And he has lived like this, until one day a customer comes in complaining about his old, broken down TV, which happens to be the same one Davis owns. After developing a friendship with this man, Davis crashes hard into reality and self-realization, and recognizes that what he originally thought was not what is true.
Cast:
William Dennis - arguably the most popular Kingsforder actor, Dennis is on his third Mighty Rock movie, starring in Foundation and Fight Song. He is 60 years old.

George Blakenship - His first major role as Don Sans, the young customer who meets Davis Harp (Dennis), promises to be the start of a prominent career. He is 28 years old.

Budget: $20.4 million USD
Producer: Mighty Rock Productions
Special Effects: None
Director: Jonias Jones
Running Time: 3 hours, 2 minutes
Rating/Content: PG - 13
Adult Themes - This film is not meant for children, but does not have anything that's really, wrong in it.

Hype:
The following is a TV ad for the movie (I'd like to purchase 67 seconds of preview time, by the way):

(white screen)
(grey letters appear: )
"What's meant for a man who has deceived himself, is what is to come of the future,"
- Unknown
(quote disappears, next one appears shortly: )
"Ignorance is the night of mind, but a night without moon and star."
- Confucius
(quote disappears, next one appears shortly: )
"And Woe for those who do not know, for they have been betrayed by their most loyal companion, the mind."
- Dante Alegheri
(screen goes white. The following image appears: )

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Anything Else: Shortly after the filming of the movie, William Dennis passed away from complications in his heart.

Charts are in.

"Citizen Spam moves back on up and now is recognized as a film with the most cumulitive growth in Amerigo."

"Silence of the Spams another Hulky Productions production also manages to attain success but nowhere near as much as CS."

"Accident prevents Truth from being aired in all theatres.... Shipping error has delivered only to a select few theatres. It is expected to poll greater numbers next week."

"Dream Within clearly only held up by advertisements plummets due to decreased advertising."

ATTENTION: The 1st ANNUAL AMERIGAN INTERNATIONAL MOVIE AWARDS
coming soon! post here if your nation is interested in hosting them.

I'm interested!

Mighty Rock Productions head Jamie Perez released this statement:

"Well that's the last time I use FedEx."

Citizen Spam recognised as greatest movie ever

Citizen Spam has been recognised as the greatest movie ever, netting over 177 million dollars in box office charts in Amerigo. When asked about the movie, Worson Elles said "Well, I was reading this book about this planet called Earth, and apparently the greatest movie ever there was called Citizen Kane. It all just came toether from there."

Top 20 Grossing Movies
This week (OOC: I lost count sorry)

1.--2.--Fight Song--PG-13--Mighty Rock Productions--38,002,832--115,882,832 USD--2
2.--3.--The darkest night--PG-13--RGD studios--27,892,832 USD--171,483,483 USD--4
3.--4.--Cathletics--PG--K-Films--26,523,834 USd--83,703,834 USD--2
4.--6.--Citizen Spam--PG--Hulky Productions--25,498,289 USD--177,848,289--5
5.--N/A--Silence of the Spams--R--Hulky Productions--23,203,832 USD--23,203,832 USd--0
6.--1.-- Johnnie DeMarko--R--Starlight Films--15,642,283 USD--87,012,283 USD--2
7.--15.---The Silver Star and the Skunk--R--LensEye Productions--20,242,389 USD--57,053,389 USD--3
8.--8.---Partisan--R--Amerigan International--15,648,000 USd--78,568,000 USD--2
9.--9.-- The Dawn Sets--R--Omzian Arts Academy with Rocky Beach Productions Ltd--15,002,384 USd--61,802,384 USD--3
10.--7.--Müller--R--Bureaucratic Pictures--13,723,394 USD, 67,203,394 USD--3
11.--11.--Pauline Hanson : The Musical--PG--Southern Star Endemol--12,823,923 USD--36,403,923 USD--2
12.--10.--Revenge of the Jade Dragon--R--Eternal Flame Productions--12,489,293 USD--136,229,913 USD--6
13.--N/A--Lyong-Ti--R--Spyran Ministry of Knowledge--10,342,382 USd--10,342,823 USD--0
14.--5.--The Dream Within--R--Monarch Productions Limited--8,843,843 USD--136,146,686 USD--6
15.--14.---Garf the Inspector--PG-13--LensEye Productions--7,664,045 USD--69,884,845 USD--7
16.--N/A--Truth--PG-13--Mighty Rock Productions--6,802,372 USD--6,802,372 USd--0
17.--16.---Foundation--PG-13-- Mighty Rock Productions--5,522,932 USD--78,902,932 USD--4
18.--13.-- Lord Of The Spam: Fellowship Of The Spam--PG-13--Hulky Productions--4,620,491 USD--78,927,520 USD--7
19.--12.--How the Grinch stole Ramadan--PG--Feus studios--2,203,928 USD--91,852,938 USD--7
20.--20.--Revenge of the Killer Sopranos--G--1,463,923 USd--No longer known--6

Top 20 Grossing Movies
This week (OOC: I lost count sorry)

1.--2.--Fight Song--PG-13--Mighty Rock Productions--38,002,832--115,882,832 USD--2
2.--3.--The darkest night--PG-13--RGD studios--27,892,832 USD--171,483,483 USD--4
3.--4.--Cathletics--PG--K-Films--26,523,834 USd--83,703,834 USD--2
4.--6.--Citizen Spam--PG--Hulky Productions--25,498,289 USD--177,848,289--5
5.--N/A--Silence of the Spams--R--Hulky Productions--23,203,832 USD--23,203,832 USd--0
6.--1.-- Johnnie DeMarko--R--Starlight Films--15,642,283 USD--87,012,283 USD--2
7.--15.---The Silver Star and the Skunk--R--LensEye Productions--20,242,389 USD--57,053,389 USD--3
8.--8.---Partisan--R--Amerigan International--15,648,000 USd--78,568,000 USD--2
9.--9.-- The Dawn Sets--R--Omzian Arts Academy with Rocky Beach Productions Ltd--15,002,384 USd--61,802,384 USD--3
10.--7.--Müller--R--Bureaucratic Pictures--13,723,394 USD, 67,203,394 USD--3
11.--11.--Pauline Hanson : The Musical--PG--Southern Star Endemol--12,823,923 USD--36,403,923 USD--2
12.--10.--Revenge of the Jade Dragon--R--Eternal Flame Productions--12,489,293 USD--136,229,913 USD--6
13.--N/A--Lyong-Ti--R--Spyran Ministry of Knowledge--10,342,382 USd--10,342,823 USD--0
14.--5.--The Dream Within--R--Monarch Productions Limited--8,843,843 USD--136,146,686 USD--6
15.--14.---Garf the Inspector--PG-13--LensEye Productions--7,664,045 USD--69,884,845 USD--7
16.--N/A--Truth--PG-13--Mighty Rock Productions--6,802,372 USD--6,802,372 USd--0
17.--16.---Foundation--PG-13-- Mighty Rock Productions--5,522,932 USD--78,902,932 USD--4
18.--13.-- Lord Of The Spam: Fellowship Of The Spam--PG-13--Hulky Productions--4,620,491 USD--78,927,520 USD--7
19.--12.--How the Grinch stole Ramadan--PG--Feus studios--2,203,928 USD--91,852,938 USD--7
20.--20.--Revenge of the Killer Sopranos--G--1,463,923 USd--No longer known--6

OOC: Why did you put all this?

"Dream Within clearly only held up by advertisements plummets due to decreased advertising."

OOC: AHHH!

IC:

The screen is quiet. Words flash in white on the black background, linger for a few seconds, then "blow away."

"Simply amazing..." ~SteelSpot.com

"A trip beyond the senses!" ~Fantasy World Magazine

"Lock up your daughters, shoot your sons! ...and here we thought Grand Theft Auto was fuck ing evil!" ~AzzKixr Mag

"A true story of love...woven between scenes of action, gore, fantasy, and science fiction..." ~Good Morning Steel Butterfly

The Theme from Phantom of the Opera begins, menacingly. Its haunting theme continues throughout the next sequence, of flaming words on top of battle scenes.

"Quiet the fight song...light up the darkest night...and slay the Jade Dragon...

THE DREAM WITHIN

The fourth highest grossing movie in Amerigan International History!

The second highest grossing movie in Amerigan International History![/i]
Ahem... Third highest... Darkest Night is second....

The second highest grossing movie in Amerigan International History![/i]
Ahem... Third highest... Darkest Night is second....

That bastard! Well...when the commerical came out... :wink:

The second highest grossing movie in Amerigan International History![/i]
Ahem... Third highest... Darkest Night is second....

That bastard! Well...when the commerical came out... :wink:
My mistake... 4th highest... Jade Dragon is third... :D

In an attempt to stir up interest in the movie, Virgin Media (formerly Southern Star Endemol) has sponsored a screening of a documentary based on her life on Amerigan TV.

(OOC: How much would that cost?)

Movie Title: Lost at Sea
Movie Genre: Adventure, Action.
Movie Summary: A Admiral in the navy named Rick Charles commanding a Cataphract Frigate goes missing while on patrol in the early 90s. the navy's top fighter ace, Allen Bakar is dispatched to find him. but the mystery is deeper then anyone can imagine....
Cast: Stanley Artur as Allen Bakar, and Von Harrieson as Rick Charles.
Budget: 37 Million
Producer: Great Arch LtD. (Master of the Sky, Infinite)
Special Effects: 3D Animation using 3D Canvas Pro.
Director : William Richard Wilson (Infinite, Facing the Stars)
Running Time: 95 Minutes
Rating/Content: PG-13
Mild Violence
Language (3 Swear Words)

In an attempt to stir up interest in the movie, Virgin Media (formerly Southern Star Endemol) has sponsored a screening of a documentary based on her life on Amerigan TV.

(OOC: How much would that cost?)
7 million on less watched channels. 15 million on ABC (Amerigan Broadcasting Company) the most watched channel in Amerigo. 10 million on FOX (a less popular channel).

7 million on less watched channels. 15 million on ABC (Amerigan Broadcasting Company) the most watched channel in Amerigo. 10 million on FOX (a less popular channel).

Virgin Media has decided to book a prime-time slot on FOX to show the documentary. $10m have been transferred to it's accounts.

In other news, the soundtrack to the film "Pauline Hanson - The musical" has been released internationally, and a Chinese-dubbed version is in the works.

The second highest grossing movie in Amerigan International History![/i]
Ahem... Third highest... Darkest Night is second....

That bastard! Well...when the commerical came out... :wink:
My mistake... 4th highest... Jade Dragon is third... :D

:? fixed it

Kaze Progressa are interested in hosting the International Movie Awards.

K-Films, meanwhile, release another film:

Movie Title: Nuke the Cops!
Movie Genre: Action-adventure spoof
Movie Summary and cast: A freedom fighter from Jaurania known only as 'Escapa' (Nurak Turjill) arrives in Kaze Progressa. His aim is simple - to destroy as much of Kaza as he can. As the country's tough police zero in on him, he opts for desperate measures, and all hell breaks loose, culminating in a seven-minute chase between police cars, Escapa in a tank and his sidekick 'Stalina' (Runib Buntara) in a stolen police helicopter through Kaza, where cars are banned to civilians, forcing the chasers to use any route they can find around buildings...
Budget: 225m kaks (over $90m) - the most expensive film in Progressan history.
Producer: K-Films
Special Effects: 15m kaks were spent on explosions. Stalina's stunt double for the helicopter chase, Burlin Terail - a former air force pilot - is believed to be the first man in history to have executed a barrel roll in a helicopter, and he repeats this trick here.
Director: Gurzik Merilka. Director of several action flicks in Kaze Progressa, this is his first international release.
Running Time: 88 Minutes
Rating/Content: PG-13 (moderate language and violence)

Advertising: (25 seconds)

[Escapa spins aimlessly around a Kaza park in a stolen tank]
He's come to cause carnage...
[Escapa's tank slides into a tram, or so it seems. It just misses]
...but he wasn't even any good at that.
[Cop comes into scene, shoots guns at tank, barely scratches him. Escapa shoots tank gun at cop. Misses.]
Violence doesn't pay for the incompetent...
[Bomb from helicopter lands on copper]
...unless you... NUKE THE COPS!
[Ultra-fast techno-rock music plays as we watch a cop and Escapa run through Kaza's World Cup Hockey stadium, shooting and missing all the time]
The explosive action is coming to your cinema soon!

(OOC: I like creating spoofs :D)

7 million on less watched channels. 15 million on ABC (Amerigan Broadcasting Company) the most watched channel in Amerigo. 10 million on FOX (a less popular channel).

In that case, Mighty Rock Productions would like to purchase one on ABC that shows the making of Foundation, Fight Song, and Truth; as a tribute to William Dennis.

o.o.c. I am doing an ad for TDN.

I.C.

BLack screen. It slowly lightens to show an alley with a man standing in it. as the screen lightens the words are heard
"I knew it was no ordinary case"

The man walks off screen. Another scene starts up with a woman walking into Curtive's office

"She started it all. I had no idea how far or deep the trail would run but for some reason I accepted."

Scene of Curtive getting shot at.

"The dangers were hard but I still held on"

Scene of the a man with a gun shooting.

"I just hope I make it out in one piece."

The words, "The Darkest Night, now playing." apear on the screen.

With Pauline Hanson - The Musical achieving an excellent profit in the Amerigo market, Virgin Media has started production on it's next movie, titled The Day We Kissed.

12 year old Christy Chang plays Angela, a lonely girl suffering the effects of parental abuse. When Ronald, a gifted boy (played by Jay Chou) enters her life, a blossoming romance takes place. Suddenly in one fell swoop, everything changes.

A trailer is underway.

Movie Title: The Rock
Movie Genre: Drama
Movie Summary: A young teenager in a small town one night has a frightening dream-- the giant boulder that has sat on an unstable cliff over the town for 100,000 years falls. He then spends all his time devoted to convincing those around him in the town that the rock is going to fall and they need to stop it. No one listens to him, so he then crusades to stop it by himself. One day when he's up on the hill, building supports, the rock starts to slip, and sure enough, starts to fall. He runs under it, and as it crushes him, it comes to a stop.
Cast:

Paul Ryan - an up and coming young actor who is brilliantly gifted but doesn't have a big name yet. He is 15 years old.

Budget: $13 million USD
Producer: Mighty Rock Productions
Special Effects: The Rock itself is the most CGI detailed object in the history of film, containing almost 1 million different attributes.
Director: Jonias Jones
Running Time: 2 hours, 27 minutes
Rating/Content: PG

Hype:
Commercial = 2 minute 12 seconds of time:

(various scenes of the movie that correspond with the lyrics are shown. The Harry Chapin song comes on: )

The rock is gonna fall on us, he woke with a start
And he ran to his mother, the fear dark in his heart
And he told her of the vision that he was sure he'd seen
She said: "Go back to sleep son, you're having a bad dream!"


Silly child--
Everybody knows the rock leans over the town
Everybody knows that it won't tumble to the ground
Remember Chicken Little said the sky was falling down
Well nothing ever came of that, the world still whirls around


"The rock is gonna fall on us," he stood and told the class
The professor put his chalk down and peered out through his glasses
But he went on and said; "I've seen it, high up on the hill
If it doesn't fall this year then very soon it will!"


Crazy boy--
Everybody knows the rock leans over the town
Everybody knows that it won't tumble to the ground
We've more important studies than your fantasies and fears
You know that rock's been perched up there for a hundred thousand years


"The rock is gonna fall on us." He told the magistrates
"I believe that we can stop it but the time is getting late
You see I've done all the research my plans are all complete."
He was showing them contingencies when they showed him to the street


Just a madman--
Everybody knows the rock leans over the town
Everybody knows that it won't tumble to the ground
Everybody knows of those who say the end is near
Everybody knows that life goes on as usual round here


He went up on the mountain beside the giant stone
They knew he was insane so they left him alone
He'd given up enlisting help for there was no one else
He spent his days devising ways to stop the rock himself
One night while he was working building braces on the ledge
The ground began to rumble the rock trembled on the edge


"The rock is gonna fall on us! Run or you'll all be crushed!"
And indeed the rock was moving, crumbling all to dust
He ran under it with one last hope that he could add a prop
And as he disappeared the rock came to a stop


The people ran into the street but by then all was still
The rock seemed where it always was or where it always will be
When someone asked where he had gone they said: "Oh he was daft.
Who cares about that crazy fool." And then they'd start to laugh


But high up on the mountain
When the wind is hitting it
If you're watching very closely
The rock slips a little bit





Anything Else: based off the song "The Rock" by Harry Chapin.

That actually sounds like a damn good movie with a pretty sad ending. The Steel Butterfly papers expect it to do quite well.

In other news, if The Dream Within does not benefit from the current advertising campeign (on page 8 ) the producers are thinking of finally releasing the already made sequel.

Movie Title: Guy Domville
Movie Genre: Drama
Movie Summary: Movie adaptation of the Henry James play most notable for its controversial opening. Story of a man caught between religion and love.
Cast: Theophile Propertius, Shakespearean method actor-cum-indie superstar. Tania Kemal, ex-principal dancer of the Lillian Company making her film debut.
Budget: 700.000
Producer: Portagoose Productions, national film production company of the Republic of Portagoose. Green light came from Milton Van Allen, renowned producer who always holds artistic success over commercial success.
Special Effects: Period costumes
Director: Carmela Dupont. Critics did not know how to classify her movies at first, labeling them Sappho New Wave. In recent times her symbolic imagism has led to her being called the "Ingmar Bergman of Portagoose".
Running: 138 minutes
Rating/Content: Brief nudity and sexual content in a touching and artistic way. Unrated by the non-existent censors of Portagoose.
Hype: Carmela Dupont's newest film is destined to be a hit as the legendary director creates a unique conceit for the portrayal of the play once considered James' greatest failure. Portagoose's art and literary magazine Blast has declared it the best historic drama in the past decade.

Movie Title: McBain 5
Genre: Action Adventure
Summary: This time, McBain meets his new arch-enemy, Rifle Rich -- a Southern drug-dealing gun nut bent on world domination. After McBain foils RR's plot to destroy the Playboy Mansion, RR retaliates by kidnapping McBain's supermodel wife -- Ivonna Blowu. The kidnapping of his wife infuriates McBain and he goes off into battle to kill Rifle Rich once and for all.
Cast: Rainier Wolfcastle as McBain, Troy McClure as Rifle Rich, Pamela Anderson as Ivonna Blowu
Budget: $844 million
Producer: Jebediah Studios has produced such films such as the McBain series, Frodo Baggins: The True Story, and the alternate killing spree ending to It's a Wonderful Life.
Director:
Running Time: 200 minutes
Rating: Rated R for
Brief Nudity
Scenes of Drug Use
Strong Language
Strong Violence
Hype: "Pointless" -- The New York Times; "Just another boom-boom movie" -- LA Times; "Intelligent, witty, and a great family film" -- Springfield Shopper

Charts are in. Critics say,

"The adventure title Lost at Sea has broken a debut day record, without any apparent hype! What an incredible feat!"

"Mighty Rock Productions dominates both spot 2 and 3 on the charts, an unparralelled achievement on their part., however their most recent movie, The Rock has generated so little interest that its disgraceful to the Mighty Rock Productions legacy!"

"Guy Domville and the latest installement of McBaine usurp pretty high positions from long time holders."

"Dawn Sets dubbed the unbreakable nine, by critics has occupied number nine for weeks upon weeks. Unbreakable!"

"Highest moviegoer turnout in Amerigan history has just occured this week! Very good news for producers. Yet also pushing the charts way up, so movies below the charts are still generating profits!"

"The duel between Hulky Productions and Might Rock Productions has obviously seen a victor... and its not Hulky Productions!"

20th? Blah...where is the DVD thread?

NOMINATIONS FOR THE AWARDS SHOW (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=104291)

20th? Blah...where is the DVD thread?

OOC: Nevermind...found it...

IC:

.:Steel News Network:.

Today, the excellent movie, The Dream Within has moved from movie format to home theatre. It is now being sold as DVD's and other home theatre devices. Monarch Production Limited is finalizing the sequel, which is expected to be out shortly.

Final Stats:

The Dream Within--Rating: R--Monarch Productions Limited--Peak Position: 5--Cumulative Gross: 136,146,686 USD--Weeks on the Charts: 7

Movie Title: Barbarians in the Gate
Movie Genre: Drama/War/Action/Thriller
Movie Summary: During the Amerigan Slaver War, a Syskeyian sniper and a Iesus Christi sniper play a deadly game of cat-and-mouse among the bombed-out ruins of Liasa.
Budget: §85 million
Running Time 100 minutes
Rating/Content R for some language, strong war violence.
Hype "A war between many nations became a battle between two men."
Any Additional comments: Similar plotline to Enemy at the Gates, but better done. Sure, it's completely ahistorical (there were, sadly, no Syskeyia-Iesus confrontations during the Amerigan Slaver War it should be noted, however, that syskeyian soldiers reported a significant number of Amerigans heading toward the Syskeyian-Amerigan-Rastonian front, trying to escape sthe Iesus Christi soldiers), but what the heck, the Syskeyian public loves the film and hopefully the Amerigans should love it too!

God bless,

The Republic of Syskeyia

Movie Title: The Day We kissed

Movie Genre : Romance
Movie Summary : A physically-abused 12-year old girl (Angela) falls in love with a enigmatic 24-year old man (Ronald). Their romance blossoms, until in a twist of fate, Ronald's life ends. Thus begins Angela's spiral into suicide. Filmed on location in East Taiwan.
Budget : $22 million
Running Time : 119 minutes
Rating/Content : PG - Some violence and suicidal themes.
Cast : Christy Chiang plays Angela, with Jay Chou playing Ronald. Supporting actors are Johny Trevolto and Judi Dench.
Any Additional comments:

Teachers in Taiwan are planning to adopt the film for English lessons.

(Advertisement - 20 seconds, prime time)

*Scene of restaurant, classical music. Female voiceover - "What....is love? What is life?"*

*Scene of bloodied knife and Angela's father. Screams in background*

"Save me."

*Scene of Ronald and Angela on a bike*

"Love me..."

*Black screen with white writing. "Love will bear it out...."

*Gunshot*

"To judgement day."

(The day we kissed. In cinemas December 15.)

The screen is black...A narration begins with picures of Frank the Rabbit and other shots from the movie occasionally popping on the screen, as well as the words "Everyone Dies Alone."

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If you only see one movie for the rest of your life, make it Johnnie DeMarko. This movie has been acclaimed as being greater than "Citizen Spam" in the aspect that it has universal appeal. Though it is rated-R, this film will impact your life.

Clips from the movies are shown:

Johnnie talking to Frank:

JD: Why do you wear that stupid rabbit suit?
FTR: Why do you wear that stupid human suit?

Scenes of Johnnie wandering aimlessly through the middle of the night are shown. Then the screen fades to black. The screen fades in shwoing Johnnie lying on the side of a ride waking up. Then the another picture of Frank the Rabbit comes on the screen with "Johnnie DeMarko" written above it, and "Everyone Dies Alone" below it.

[Theatrical Trailor run time: 6:30 {min:sec}]
[Television Ad: 0:45 {min:sec}

Commercial for "The Rock" :

(song "The Rock" starts playing, Harry Chapin appears on screen.)

The rock is gonna fall on us, he woke with a start
And he ran to his mother, the fear dark in his heart
And he told her of the vision that he was sure he'd seen
She said: "Go back to sleep son, you're having a bad dream!"


Silly child--
Everybody knows the rock leans over the town
Everybody knows that it won't tumble to the ground
Remember Chicken Little said the sky was falling down
Well nothing ever came of that, the world still whirls around

(film of Harry fades out, and film of the band Kamikaze doing a cover fades in. The song changes to Kamikaze's cover)

"The rock is gonna fall on us," he stood and told the class
The professor put his chalk down and peered out through his glasses
But he went on and said; "I've seen it, high up on the hill
If it doesn't fall this year then very soon it will!"


Crazy boy--
Everybody knows the rock leans over the town
Everybody knows that it won't tumble to the ground
We've more important studies than your fantasies and fears
You know that rock's been perched up there for a hundred thousand years

(image fades, song keeps playing. Narrator Voiceover appears with white words on a black screen)

"Now, if you buy Harry Chapin: The Album by Kamikaze, get a free ticket to go see the new hit movie with Jack Ryan, directed by Jonias Jones."

As The Day We Kissed opens in Amerigo today, Jay Chou and Christy Chiang are in Amerigo for the premier signing autographs and making themselves availible for photos.

Appering all over the world, was this short preview for Lost At Sea;

Text Flashes Across the screen:

"An Incredible Action Title, Best of the Year" -Action Magezine.

"A thriller with no Equal" -World Today

*Fades to stormy ocean*

Darn it where are you? screams a voice.

*Fades to Fighter jet cockpit*

"Damn these fighters" *pans to the left, showing a huge dogfight*

*screen turns black*

Lost at Sea: now showing in theaters

scene with a nuclear missile blasting out of the water shows.

A new movie from Great Arch is in the making. due to be released next week (tommorow in RL).

Movie Title: Mario Bros: The untold Story
Movie Genre: Adventure
Movie Summary: In the mushroom kingdom, all is as it should be. but not for long. a evil koopa turtle named bowser has kiddnapped the beutiful princess peach, and cast spell over the land. the italian plumbers, Mario Mario and Luigi Mario, are the only ones not turned into mushroom like goombas. to get to bowser, he must battle the armies of his son, Iggy Koopa, and defeat the "Invinable" Tubba-Blubba. an adventure awaits!!!
Cast: Richard Catello as Mario, Deutz Harly as Luigi, Norton Konrad as Bowser, Helena Narei as Peach.
Budget: 17 Million
Producer: Great Arch LtD. (Master of the Sky, Infinite, Lost at Sea)
Special Effects: 3D Animation using 3D Canvas Pro.
Director: Mary Ann Rayley (New to the industry).
Running Time: 90 Minutes
Rating/Content: E
Very Mild Violence

A trailer:

*The mario, luigi, and peach sit on a bench near a stone bridge leading to a castle. suddenly, the doors to the castle fly off, and bowser runs toward the camera. then, when he is right ontop of it, he blows fire, and the screen turns black*.

"An incredible story, perfect for kids" -MovieMag

"Adventure, Action and Fairy-Tale like Charm" -Parent's Journal

*Fades to Starry Sky*

Mario Bros; The untold story. in theatres december 17th.

*Blank Screen*

*Loud heartbeat*

Narrator: A story of a student.

*Scene of beutiful sunny suburb street*

Narrator: He looked fine... He seemed fine...

*Solemn Classical music starts playing*

*Scene of protagonist looking in mirror*

Narrator: He wasn't.

*Hard rock starts playing*

*scenes change every tenth of a second... crimson diabolical creatures are flashed on screen many times*

*Black screen... music stops*

*Scene of Protagonist standing on top of desk in a classroom with two handguns in his hands. Students all about him shocked frozen*

He screams,
"I...
am...
...sane!"

*black screen with the following in white letters in times new roman font*
Sterile Mind
*black screen with the following in white letters*
Coming Soon

*Blank Screen*

*Loud heartbeat*

Narrator: A story of a student.

*Scene of beutiful sunny suburb street*

Narrator: He looked fine... He seemed fine...

*Solemn Classical music starts playing*

*Scene of protagonist looking in mirror*

Narrator: He wasn't.

*Hard rock starts playing*

*scenes change every tenth of a second... crimson diabolical creatures are flashed on screen many times*

*Black screen... music stops*

*Scene of Protagonist standing on top of desk in a classroom with two handguns in his hands. Students all about him shocked frozen*

He screams,
"I...
am...
...sane!"

*black screen with the following in white letters in times new roman font*
Sterile Mind
*black screen with the following in white letters*
Coming Soon

Well the charts are in:

"Mighty Rock Productions now dominating the top of the charts with Truth and Fight Song."

"Partisan is moving up the ranks stealing sales of Skunk..., which teeters at the very bottom of the charts now."

"Lost at Sea fell after its record breaking review down to six and its sales are almost halfed."

"The Day We kissed makes a handsome sum of money on its debut day."

"Citizen Spam and SOTS are on the rise again..."

"Darkest Night although dropping significantly, has surpassed the 200 million mark--a great achievenment indeed, unmatched by any other movie in the history of the Amerigan Box office. This movie recieves "The Best Seller Recognition Award", as a gift from the box office."

Well the charts are in:

"Mighty Rock Productions now dominating the top of the charts with Truth and Fight Song."

"Partisan is moving up the ranks stealing sales of Skunk..., which teeters at the very bottom of the charts now."

"Lost at Sea fell after its record breaking review down to six and its sales are almost halfed."

"The Day We kissed makes a handsome sum of money on its debut day."

"Citizen Spam and SOTS are on the rise again..."

"Darkest Night although dropping significantly, has surpassed the 200 million mark--a great achievenment indeed, unmatched by any other movie in the history of the Amerigan Box office. This movie recieves "The Best Seller Recognition Award", as a gift from the box office."

Don't forget Johnnie DeMarko! Fourth highest grossing movie on the chart! ;)

as Mario Bros: the Untold Story preimers i amerigo today, the main actores from the movie are in amerigo writing autographs and poseing for pictures. also here is the director of the film and the CEO of Great Arch LtD.

OOC:My sister came up with this, and I liked the original thread so...

IC: Movie Title*: Legend Of Zelda: Cup Of Life
Movie Genre*: Adventure/Romance
Movie Summary*: Following Roania Pharmaceutical's forced buyout of Paramount Pictures and Nintendo in 2142, the new company embarked on an epic motion picture. It never got finished, until 2322, when CEO Bruno Von Klyne ordered a Zelda movie made. The movie follows what one reviewer described as standard LOZ fare, only with blood and skin. Actual plot details are thin on the ground, but what is known widely is that there is a scene where Link and Zelda finally... *ahem* express their love.
Cast: Link is played be Aenarion Venille, the star of the Roanian hit, Elfville Heights. Zelda is played by a complete unknown, Galadriel Entreri, who was found by RP agents to the sough of Alaitoc. Apparently, the producer had planned for Lady Sirithril or Nidien Sebridith to take the post, but no-one was going to go ask them. Ganondorf was played by the Director of the Paramount Picture RP Subsidary, Micheal Hinkel.
Budget*: Apparently, the GDP of a small African nation was put into this.
Producer(s): What production company produced it? What movies have they produced before?
Special Effects: In a country full of mages and Inquisitors, and high science, there were no 'special effects'
Director: Gerald Heimlech directed it, and did a good job. If he had done a poor job, he would have been executed.
Running Time: 200 minutes
Rating/Content: R for Language, Violence, Gore, Sexual Content, Terror (A rating of Terror means that various scenes made Inquisitors scream in fright)
Hype: Coming soon to theatres near you!

WHAT THE F*CK TO YOU THINK YOUR ARE DOING TO NINTENDO???!!!!???

Well the charts are in:

"The Day We kissed makes a handsome sum of money on its debut day."



The two lead actors, Christy and Jay, continue their promotion tour throughout Amerigo.

today, just as "Mario Bros: the Untold Story" hits amerigan theatres, another ad appered in theatres;

*the words "Lost At Sea." flash across the screen*

*Scene with fierce naval battle shows*

*Scene fades to man in grey uniform in a room overlooking the ocean*

"Thank god he came back saftly"

*Fades to scene with a swordbattle on the flight deck of a carrier. a storm rages around the 2 men*

"You are good with sword fighting, but i am better."

"We will see, idiot."

*on an island, there are inflatable boats strewn around a beach*

"I am responsible... for this...."

*flashes to a scene with a missile frigate sinking"

*Flashes back to the beach*

"If only i could redo time."

*Flashes to a scene aboard a battleship, the guns are fireing every 6 seconds, and the vibrations are very visible*

"General! we have a code red situation!!"

"Not now sargeant!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"But sir"

"i said not now."

*ship rockes from an explosion"

*Fades to stormy ocean*

Darn it where are you? screams a voice.

*Fades to Black screen*

"LOST AT SEA: NOW IN THEATRES"

*Explosions are heard*

"SEE IT TODAY!!!"

The Day We Kissed soundtrack is now available in music stores throughout the world.

New Advertisements for Pauline Hanson - The Musical - 10 seconds

*"The Aborigines" plays in the background on a dark screen*

White text: One Nation......

*Picture of Pauline's face gradually appears*

White text: One Life......

*Scene of protesters, music crescendos*

White text: Pauline Hanson

(half second wait)

White text: The Musical

(half second wait)

White text: Out now in Cinemas

bump.

*Solemn classical music playing*
*close up of m-60 firing in slow motion... as the shells are spit from it in every which way*
*Close up of portaganist, face muddied bleeding, withdrawn and resigned*
Narrator: He fought for his life.
*figure standing amidst masses of dead bodies in a war torn battlefield, the sun rises slowly*
Narrator: He survived the war, but would he survive the aftermath?
*scene of town, littered with peoples lying, crawling all starving, weakly reaching out as a soldier passes through*

*Scene of protaganist talking to a Seargent*
Protaganist--"I am just a man."
Seargent--"No, you are a partisan."

*blank screen with white block letters saying "Partisan"*
Now in theatres.

Note: No charecter in this film has a name. A highly controversial move, indeed.... and the people who did the credits are enraged.

*Solemn classical music playing*
*close up of m-60 firing in slow motion... as the shells are spit from it in every which way*
*Close up of portaganist, face muddied bleeding, withdrawn and resigned*
Narrator: He fought for his life.
*figure standing amidst masses of dead bodies in a war torn battlefield, the sun rises slowly*
Narrator: He survived the war, but would he survive the aftermath?
*scene of town, littered with peoples lying, crawling all starving, weakly reaching out as a soldier passes through*

*Scene of protaganist talking to a Seargent*
Protaganist--"I am just a man."
Seargent--"No, you are a partisan."

where are the charts?

when are we going to see yesterday's charts. are there goin to be charts tonight?

*blank screen with white block letters saying "Partisan"*
Now in theatres.

Note: No charecter in this film has a name. A highly controversial move, indeed.... and the people who did the credits are enraged.

Charts are in.

"This week is known as the Dead Weak... The week where anything could happen due to small ammounts of viewers in theatres. A bad week for a debut. Fortunately only one movie (Mario Bros.) opened this week which managed to land on number 3, but its profit is frigtheningly low for a place so high."

"McBain 5 makes it to the top... Critcs think this will not last..."

"A unique advertising campaign has lauched Pauline Hansen to new heights."

"Silence of the Spams slowly climbing..."

"Fight Son seems to have lost its tune and plummets... while the Truth is still hot, but slightly dislodged."

Charts are in.

"This week is known as the Dead Weak... The week where anything could happen due to small ammounts of viewers in theatres. A bad week for a debut. Fortunately only one movie (Mario Bros.) opened this week which managed to land on number 3, but its profit is frigtheningly low for a place so high."

"McBain 5 makes it to the top... Critcs think this will not last..."

"A unique advertising campaign has lauched Pauline Hansen to new heights."

"Silence of the Spams slowly climbing..."

"Fight Son seems to have lost its tune and plummets... while the Truth is still hot, but slightly dislodged."

Narrator: Harry Shmutz was just an average shmoe.

Harry:*To somebody offscreen* I hate my job, I hate my boss, I hate the life I'm living! I'm depressed as hell!

*Shot of Harry walking down alley*

Narrator: But then, one day, Harry found himself.

*Flash of light, bathing Harry in white.*

Harry: I see the light!!!

*Blackout*

Narrator: And things would never be the same again...

Harry: *Speaking hurriedly* I,I'm-alive-for-the-very-first-time!Do-you-have-any-idea-what-that-feels-like?! To-be-liberated-and-free?!
*Glum co-workers shake heads as a unit*

Narrator: Now, Harry is on a mission.

Harry:*To a roast chicken* FIND YOURSELF!!

Narrator: To enlighten the world.

Harry:*To a bum* Look within you!

Narrator: Or die trying...

*Blackout. Title screen*

Narrator: "When Harry Met Himself" See it today, and take from it what you will.

Narrator: Harry Shmutz was just an average shmoe.

Harry:*To somebody offscreen* I hate my job, I hate my boss, I hate the life I'm living! I'm depressed as hell!

*Shot of Harry walking down alley*

Narrator: But then, one day, Harry found himself.

*Flash of light, bathing Harry in white.*

Harry: I see the light!!!

*Blackout*

Narrator: And things would never be the same again...

Harry: *Speaking hurriedly* I,I'm-alive-for-the-very-first-time!Do-you-have-any-idea-what-that-feels-like?! To-be-liberated-and-free?!
*Glum co-workers shake heads as a unit*

Narrator: Now, Harry is on a mission.

Harry:*To a roast chicken* FIND YOURSELF!!

Narrator: To enlighten the world.

Harry:*To a bum* Look within you!

Narrator: Or die trying...

*Blackout. Title screen*

Narrator: "When Harry Met Himself" See it today, and take from it what you will.
Er... the movie is long out of theatres... It stopped making any tangible profit weeks ago...

Movie Title: The Burning Fiddle
Movie Genre: Drama
Movie Summary: In 1481, the Holy Republic of Kingsford invaded the bordering nation of Byrana. Founder and King, Eudis Byran, does not want to fight back, and, eventually, village and village is destroyed over the Black Mountains (which seperated Byrana from Kingsford) and he prepares a force to meet the Kingsford war machine in Byrana, but they're overwhelmed and the city of Byrana is burned. Eudis Byran retreats to his palace, and plays a sad tune on his fiddle. When the remaining troops hear this, they're pushed forward and attack the unsuspecting Kingsford soldiers, forcing them out of Byrana.
Cast:

George Blankenship - a co-star in the movie Truth. with William Dennis, Blankenship takes on the role of Eudis Byran.

Budget: $33 million USD
Producer: Mighty Rock Productions
Special Effects: Battle Scenes
Director: Wes Lavalais
Running Time: 2 hours, 44 minutes
Rating/Content: PG-13 (battle scenes)

Hype:

(commercial: 50 seconds long)

(black screen)
(shot of Byrana burning.)
(the sad fiddle tune is heard)
(shot of Eudis Byran fiddling, Byrana burning in the background)
(black screen)
(gold block lettering appears: )
The Burning Fiddle
(fades out)
Now Playing
(screen goes black)

Anything Else: another accurate portrayal of Kingsford History, like Foundation

Movie Title*: The Grey Dawn.
Movie Genre*: Mystery
Movie Summary*: The second Jake Curtive movie. This one takes place right after the end of The Darkest night. The man with the guns shoots the girl and then Curtive shoots him. The police begin an investigation but Curtive cannot wait. He follows the trail of the killer down into the criminal underground. Dealing with pimps, hookers, drug dealers and bagman upsets the synidcate. THey frame him for the murder of a friend so that the police department turns on him. Hunted by the police and the crime lord of the city known only as Mr. X, he fights for survival and justice. Every man's hand turned against him in this world his odds are slipping but he carries on. The climax is the shoot out in a manison. A SWAT team and Mr. X's bodyguards battle each other and cutive is caught in the middle. MR. X escapes. The SWAT team finds evidence ot clear curtive however too late. He was seen jumping off a bridge into a river.
Cast: Dave Cano , Frank Scotid.
Budget*: 50 million draggas
Producer(s): RGD studios. .
Special Effects: None
Director Marvin Dufid
Running Time 2h 30 m.
Rating/Content R
Viloence
Hype Ad1: He's back. So's the trouble. Ad2: Every man hand against him, no one to help him he wages a one man war 40 seconds of ad time.

addintional info(sp?)
This is hailed by critics and normal people alike as supeiriior to the original.Now released in amerigan theaters

Due to a drop in sales, Great Arch LtD. has reasleased there record-breaking Movie "Lost at Sea" on DVD.

Due to a drop in sales, Great Arch LtD. has reasleased there record-breaking Movie "Lost at Sea" on DVD.
It's number 7... are you sure you want to do that?

Movie Title: Ruthie 2: Return of Ruthie
Movie Genre: Family
Movie Summary: In "Ruthie 2" we see Ruthie five years after being famous and the dilemas and what it brings. She goes on the wrong path and after a run in with a homeless man she changes her way for good.
Cast: Rebecca Rembold returns as Ruthie. Rebecca is the daughter of a famous rockstar Reggie Rembold.
Budget: $20,000,000
Producer(s): Wakka Wakka Studios Similar to Pixar/Disney.
Special Effects: Nothing special really.
Director: Jake Hansen, Sliponia's answer to Walt Disney.
Running Time: 90 minutes
Rating/Content: Rated PG for
Mild Language
Hype: Most of the money went into the movie, but still, much was used for hyping the movie. Rebecca appeared on tons of TV talkshows and radio shows hyping the movie while posters and billboards are everywhere--imagine all the work that went into hyping, and you've got only have the amount of effort that went into the quality of the movie.

Due to a drop in sales, Great Arch LtD. has reasleased there record-breaking Movie "Lost at Sea" on DVD.
It's number 7... are you sure you want to do that?

well, no i do not want to do that. it is not realeased.

New charts are in:

"As you can see, the highly anticipated sequel to Dakest Night hits theatre with wild success."

"Family movies are key in this season. Notice how The Day We kissed suddenly ascended up the charts and landed on number 2! While, with the lawsuit settled, Ruthie 2 hits the charts with a huge explosion."

"Darkest Night is still out but its sales are crippled with the release of the sequel."

"Guy Domville and [Truth[/i] still dominate."

"Dawn Sets continues to hold on to 20 while CS has left the charts and awaits its respectufl retirement."

Movie Title: Deep Blue Fears
Movie Genre: Thriller
Movie Summary: An Amerigan family of five. A rogue submarine captain. His estranged lovers... including a rival submarine captain out for his blood looking for him, and one on trapped on board his pirated submarine by accident. A missionary. Two marine biologists. A thousand fathoms under the sea, limited supplies, the threat of crushing depths, and ... something else. It's never entirely clear what menace is lurking outside the submarine - aside from patrols looking for them and a few hunter subs that would be glad to put an end to their ordeal in the name of national security - or inside. After the mysterious death of the Amerigan mother, tension rises in those within the submarine. Mysterious sounds from outside and the sudden destruction of the remotes by something outside heighten the tension as arguments fly. Several die in rage and conflict with each other, including the missionary, who then walks out the air lock. Then the captain is found dead at the helm - without a mark or a sign of any reason. Just dead. Eventually, the biologists and two surviving children escape inside torpedos, one biologist managing to delay-fire the last one by enough to get within it. The submarine thrums and comes alive behind them, haphazardly crashing into the crushing depth of a deep ocean trench. The captain's vengeful lover/rival captain pursues the vessel just a little too deep.
Cast:
Producer(s): LensEye Production
Special Effects: Remarkably good underwater sequences and realistic deaths. A very strange dream-type sequences have been heavily computer edited.
Director: Minas Teras, moderately experienced videographer and member of a rather dark cult.
Running Time: 100 minutes
Rating/Content: Almost all violence occurs offscreen... making the film all the more disturbing. Mild language, highly disturbing.
Hype: Have you ever had one of these days? (cut to a joyful scene centered on a frowning Amerigan woman) Where nothing goes right? (cut to a military command center with sirens blaring and a panicked minister explaining that nuclear warheads are in the hands of a loos maniac) Have you ever worried ... that someone else is having a worse day? (cut to a scene of a child in a cramped sub compartment...) "Mommy, where's the rest of your body?"

They are. A few tantalizing sceneflashes from the movie.

Deep. Blue.

[i]Fears.

New charts are in:

"As you can see, the highly anticipated sequel to Dakest Night hits theatre with wild success."

"Family movies are key in this season. Notice how The Day We kissed suddenly ascended up the charts and landed on number 2! While, with the lawsuit settled, Ruthie 2 hits the charts with a huge explosion."

"Darkest Night is still out but its sales are crippled with the release of the sequel."

"Guy Domville and [Truth[/i] still dominate."

"Dawn Sets continues to hold on to 20 while CS has left the charts and awaits its respectufl retirement."

Movie Title: Cybertronic
Movie Genre: Sci-Fi Action
Movie Summary: In a universe around 2020, AIs are commonplace. one, however, is the biggest villian in the world. he is the Cybertron. he bends the forces of science to his will. he creates henchmen from radiation. and he can read all minds. execpt, for one mind. the mind of strong-willed 15 year old Mike Ellen. will Mike be able to defeat the shape-morphing, havoc-wreaking, fearsome machine that is the Cybertron?
Cast;
Nelson Burmor as the voice of the Cybertron
Noah Morgan as the voice of Mike Ellen
Budget: 96 Million Dollars
Producer(s): Great Arch LtD.
Special Effects: Computer Generated
Director: William Richard Wilson (Infinite, Facing the Stars, Lost at Sea)
Running Time: 140 Minutes
Rating/Content: rated R for:
Brief nudity
Mild Sexual Content
Language (103 Uses of swear words, 22 uses of the F--- Word)
Strong Violence
Gore
Mild Horror

*images flashing rapidly*
His mind, his fears.

His demons, his peers.
*scene of protaganist with hands over face*

Sterile Mind.

Coming Soon.

Virgin Media announces the commencing of filming for another drama : Endless Romance. A young American woman falls in love with an Indian while on the Oregon trail.

will we ever get the next charts?

a BUMP on the head might help?

New Charts are in.

"Death Week again... Low profits for most productions and a drop in two places may mean loss of half of your previous week's profits."

"Cybertonic makes a smash debut in theatres claiming the top spot. Although it is likely such success on the Death Week may not last on other days."

"Viewers seem to have a taste for action, as one can easily see."

"Deep Blue Fears makes a mildly successful debut."

"Johnnie DeMarko is still preservering and is the longest lasting film in theatres right now. As far as endurance goes, Jd outlasted even the highly acclaimed Darkest Night."

"Grey Dawn seems to be losing sales because of the presense of DN still in theatres. A sequel running at the same time as the original is not a good decision."

thought that TDP was out of theatres all ready.... :oops:

Double

Movie Genre: Action/Sci-fi

Movie Summary: Keith Brown's father was a rival gangster of Pigface on the mean streets of Megalopolis City -- eventually leading up to Brown's father being knocked off in a quest for power. Now Pigface plans to finish off his son, Keith too.

Until he's approached by a rogue scientist who offers to clone Keith and grow him a body to the point where they're at the same age. All is well -- Keith's now got a double and is relatively safe.

But things go awry -- Keith is dead -- or is he?

"Double" will leave you thinking when you leave the theatre.

Cast:
Kevin Costly -- Keith (Starred in Müller)
Michael Als -- Pigface (First flick)
Wendy Green -- Keith's mother

Budget: 42 million Amazing Credits (roughly same in USD)
Producer(s): Bob Ezrin, produced by Bureaucratic Pictures (Attack of the Giant Squid!, Müller)

Special Effects: Keith plays himself and his clone -- both filmings spliced into one image.

Director: Anthony W. Brown-Green (First flick)

Running Time: 110 minutes

Rating/Content: (lettin' Amerigo decide on this one)
Mild Violence
Mild Horror
Language
Drug Themes

Hype:
Bureaucratic Pictures is running 30 second and 45 second TV spots on Oglethorpia's BBN television network.
They also made a 15 minute "Making Of" for television, to be broadcast on the BBN.
Kevin Costly, the flick's star appeared with Oglethorpian band Green Machine at a recent gig.

Movie Title*: Sterile Mind
Movie Genre*: Drama
Movie Summary*: A movie that follows a seemingly average teenager who goes insane and eventually goes on a genocidal rampage. However the plot is deeper in that since all the nightmares and delusions of the main charecter's dementia are marvelously portryaed. At first there is humor and light heartedness, but as the plot continues, the audience soon begins to see the signs of dementia manifesting. It increases until the reality about him is transformed into a gruesome landscape. A great psychological thriller.
Cast: Franklin Hamilton (new actor who starred in commercials for pesticides) as David Walker (the protagonist)
Antonio Banaderaz (an expert actor with such films as Partisan The Twelfth Warriot, The Children of the Moon under his belt) as Mr. Bobson (chemistry 2 ap teacher)
Silvia DeVois (relatively new actress who co-starred in the film Amerigo: The 24 Documentary of the People, Culture, and the Battle for Independence) as Miss Veils (Spanish 3 teacher)

Budget*: 63 million USD
Producer(s): Amerigan International (produced Partisan)
Special Effects: Tons of cgi animations of the bizarre demons and creatures... also the landscapes.
Director Jonathan Serin (directed movies such as Destruction's Face and A Modern Minotaur)
Running Time 1 hr. 47 min.
Rating/Content Rated R for
Brief nudity
Violence
Strong Language
Sexual Content
Disturbing Themes

Hype Two previews above on previous pages.
[b]Additional Comments[/i]: Hit band Crimson Sedition to have three songs on teh soundtrack.

Movie Title:The Court Martial
Movie Genre:Action, thiller
Summary:John 'Jack' Lyon is an Amerigonian millitary attorney, who finds out his parent's house is burned down, his mother killed, and his father, former army major Wiliam Lyon, is missing. He is crushed. Two months later, Colonel Mark Neph, who commands a large army base near the border, is accused of selling weapons to the terrorist group who has been destroying Amerigonian installations. Lyon is the prosecution. The day before the trial, Neph escapes the jail building and Lyon, the only one around, gives pursuit. After a harrowing foot and car chase in and around the base, Neph evades Lyon. Jack is determined to find him and travels the country to find him. Several times, he is shot at and chased by unknown forces. Finally, he finds Neph hiding in the terrorist headquarters, along with... Jack's father. He explains to his son this 'terrorist' group is dedicated to destroying the Heldzburg Commission, who is trying to take over the world. The recent attacks...the murder of Mrs.Lyon, the attempts on Jack...were performed by Heldzber agents. He also reveals that many H.C. members are in the Amerigonian government. Jack and his father go on a mssion to destroy sinister forces within the government, the one they both served.
Cast:Note: The cast is new to the international market, but are semi-experinced Trinsian actors, and can speak in decent Amerigonian accents.:)
Henry Prost as John 'Jack' Lyon
Marcus Nitch as William Lyon
Peter Lowell as Mark Neph
Sean O'Reilly as Senator Oritz
Sarah Demig as Minister Kerry Hert
Budget:750,000 USD
Producers:White Ridge Productions
Special effects:Nothing special, just the usual gunfights and occasional explosion.
Director:Harold Hatch. Also new to international market, but Trinsian director
Running Time:100 minutes
Rating/Content:PG-13:Violnece, mild sexual content, language.(10 minor)
Hype: Commercial: [shot of burning house, voiceover:]John...Your mother...she's been killed. Your father is missing.[narrator, shots of Neph in court:] What if the man thought to be supplying terrorists...[quick clips of action scenes.]could lead you to the truth...[shot of Jack, then William]Dad? Jack...[Narrator:] When you go to vote, make sure....[shot of Senator Oritz looking out window, back turned to camera, saying:]Everything is proceding to plan. But...[turns around] Neph can be persuasive, and Lyon might find out too much. Make sure they are taken care of.[narrator, continuing:] you really know the candidates. The Court Martial.

Ouch, a BUMP

bump.

Update coming soon

The new charts are in (finally!):

"With Amerigan Independence Day coming up, it's no surprise the moving Amerigan war movie Partisan moves to first place."

"It seems viewers can't get enough of the Truth... all other Mighty Rock Productions movies seem to never measure up to the masterpiece: Truth with the sole exclusion of Fight Song."

"The Court Martial makes a strong debut, possibly because of more Amerigan charecters... It may be wise for producers to with haste sponsor a film about the Amerigan War for Independence from New Zealand."

"The "highly anticipated" movie, Sterile Mind makes a mediocre debut at the bottom of the top ten. Perhaps the movie is to disturbing to gain a massive audience."

"Lost at Sea and Deep Blue Fears sink from the charts as recent shark attacks on the coast of Danger Island, make viewers more sensitive to movies that as they say "mock" the tragedies--even though both movies don't concentrate on any undersea creatures."

OOC: Could you telegraph me some brief events of The Amerigan War? Not that I'm cashing in on anything...>_>

Movie Title: All Life's a Circle
Movie Genre: Drama
Movie Summary: A man (Carren Tule) walks into Northern City, dressed in a nice suit. He walks through town unnoticed, until reaching the city hall, where he enters and sits down in the lobby. After 9 hours pass, the clerk begins to wonder about him, and asks him "Can I help you, sir?" The man slowly looks at her and says "I don't know who I am."

This man is eventually helped by detective Harold Underman (George Blankenship), on a trace for identity. The man is of almost no help, remembering nothing. Through this whole period Underman feels sorry for the man, and vows to do anything he can to help him.

Underman stumbles along a clue that could unravel the man's identity, so he calls the man to come so he could show him. When the man gets there, he opens the door and says "All life's a circle, isn't it?", thne he kills Detective Underman. The viewer then finds out that the man was constantly harassed by the football star Underman in high school, and held a lifelong grudge against him.
Cast:

Carren Tule - No previous film experience

George Blankenship - star of The Burning Fiddle and Truth

Budget: $24 million USD
Producer: Mighty Rock Productions
Special Effects:
Director: Jonias Jones
Running Time: 2:12
Rating/Content: PG-13

Hype:

(screen is black)
(flash of scene)
Man: "I don't know who I am."
(screen is black)
(words appear: )
All Life's a Circle
Coming Soon

Anything Else:

Movie Title: Doctor Who: The Daleks
Movie Genre: Sci-Fi/Action/Comedy
Movie Summary: The Doctor is a traveller in time and space. he travels in a machine known as the TARDIS. the TARDIS Looks like a ordinary police box, but iside is a futuristic control room. with his companion, leela, he has discovered the resting place of the dreaded daleks. Skaro-Omega 7G. the daleks, however, are prepareing to defeat the doctor once and for all. only with the help of a man known as Lythrane can the doctor defeat them.
Cast;
Roy Scorpion: played Heroman in A Hero to the Rescue. expieranced Angyangese actor. plays the Doctor.
Ashley Smithstone: a New actor who has a talent for imitating voices. plays Leela.
Budget: 15 million USD
Producer(s): Blue Star Films (A Hero to the Rescue, Lost Glory)
Special Effects: uses some of the best mist effects ever attempted in CGI
Director: Gary Todd Thompson
Running Time: 150 minutes
Rating/Content: Rated PG for
Mild Violence

publicity shots;

the Doctor searches for Leela near the Dalek base.

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