NationStates Jolt Archive


GDODAD Returns!!

The Silver Turtle
20-11-2003, 21:26
People of Nationstates, quake in fear!
The time of the apocalypse is now, the end is nigh...
Yes, the moment you have all feared is finally revealed, The GDODAD is back!
Imperial Forces, our old enemy. You are our first target. Even as I say this, the third Ineffable spacefleet positions itself above you. Ineffable navies are drawing near, along with many other GDODAD forces.
The GDODAD is back, and there is nothing you can do about it!
Mwahahahahahahaha!

His Imperial Majesty, The Great Ineffable Bob.
20-11-2003, 21:27
GDODAD?
The Silver Turtle
20-11-2003, 21:27
OOC: IF, if you don't want future tech I'll retract the spacefleet. But you're going down...Nothing personal though...Well, actually...
The Silver Turtle
20-11-2003, 21:30
GDODAD?
The Global Dominion Of Dictators Against Democracy, the most feared alliance this world has ever seen. The most powerful alliance this world has ever seen. I could go on and on...
But it floundered, as has been gone for many long NS years. But now it has returned, to fight the old fight, and restore Evil and Dictatorships to their rightful place in command of the world.
Don't mess with us.

His Imperial Majesty, The Great Ineffable Bob.
Crimmond
20-11-2003, 21:30
Nononononono.........

You CAN'T be serious man. The GDODAD is dead, leave it that way. PLEASE! I do NOT want to have to go up against my oldest allies.
Thelas
20-11-2003, 21:31
*claps*

Only one problem for me... I'm applying to SATO 8)

Ohh well, see you guys on the battlefeild

Peace Through Power!

By the by, who is in the GDODAD?
The Silver Turtle
20-11-2003, 21:35
*claps*

Only one problem for me... I'm applying to SATO 8)

Ohh well, see you guys on the battlefeild

Peace Through Power!

By the by, who is in the GDODAD?
That is for us to know, and you to...Discover...
Seocc
20-11-2003, 21:35
hooray! my favorite bunch of evil dictators returns! now please, keep ignoring me!
Briandom
20-11-2003, 21:37
Is there still an underwater bubble?

How many more world wars are going to come of this?
Crimmond
20-11-2003, 21:37
By the by, who is in the GDODAD?Yes... if you stick with the old rulling system, you have three 'head nations'. I'd assume that would be you, Nod and... I dunno, uh... With Klamath long since gone and Steel causing the fall of the Dominion(aka GDODAD MKII) who will be the third nation in the fourth GDODAD Incarnation?
The SLAGLands
20-11-2003, 21:38
*sigh*

I suppose this is the part where you want some sort of grave reaction from the world community.

Okay. Here goes.

*ahem*

Oh em jee noes.

That good enough for ya?

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Wololo
Minister of Grave Reactions
The Emerald Heights of The SLAGLands
Jitano
20-11-2003, 21:38
i was in the GDODAD, i wonder if my membership is still valid, turtle?
Automagfreek
20-11-2003, 21:40
Yes, it is true, GDODAD is back, although this time around...AMF is apart of it.

All those that have wronged us, beware....your time will soon come...

http://invisionfree.com/forums/WMNK_Coalition/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=3418
---Damien Dreadfire---
-Supreme Dictator of AMF-
-C.o.E Member-
Ruler of The Ancient Republic of Greek Forces, The Silent Protectorate of Old Frankland, The Holy Kingdom of The Royal Knights, and The Armed Republic of The Anti-Terror Army, The Mentally Superior Republic of Arrogant Uber Geniuses
Crimmond
20-11-2003, 21:42
Is there still an underwater bubble?

How many more world wars are going to come of this?If TST has any sense. he'll stay as far away from the UWB because that was one of the downfalls of the first GDODAD.

I'd say at least two world wars will come out of this. One is for sure, should the alliance actually get up and running again.

EDIT: Holy crap! AMF in the GDODAD? :shock: Aww.... *bleep*
Audioslavia
20-11-2003, 21:42
i was in the GDODAD, i wonder if my membership is still valid, turtle?

rofl, its not like a library card Jitano :P
Bereza
20-11-2003, 21:43
*tag*

i'm considering asking to join. in a RL hurry now, so i can't elaborate.
The SLAGLands
20-11-2003, 21:43
Yes, it is true, GDODAD is back, although this time around...AMF is apart of it.

All those that have wronged us, beware....your time will soon come...

Minister Wololo sat quietly at his desk as the announcement from Damien Dreadfire reached international waters. He choked bitterly on the steaming cup of Irony he had been drinking.

~~~

OMG NOES!

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Wololo
Minister of HOLY CRAP!
The Emerald Heights of The SLAGLands
Automagfreek
20-11-2003, 21:44
EDIT: Holy crap! AMF in the GDODAD? :shock: Aww.... *bleep*

OOC: :twisted:

That's right, anti-GDODAD nation #1 is now a member..in fact, we're largely responsible for it's reincarnation! :twisted:
Sketch
20-11-2003, 21:44
tag for tag's sake
Gulf paradise
20-11-2003, 21:44
YES! THE GDODAD IS BACK!!! LET THE WORLD TREMBLE IN FEAR!!!
Jaratia
20-11-2003, 21:46
Mwhahaaa... The GDODAD are everywhere...They know where you live...

LONG LIVE THE GDODAD!
Der Fuhrer Dyszel
20-11-2003, 21:46
Ah, and this time around, Der Fuhrer may be interested in joining.
Jitano
20-11-2003, 21:46
so yes then? sweet, let all turn to dust, SHADOW AND RUIN!
Pablicosta
20-11-2003, 21:49
**Overdramatic Gulp**
Der Fuhrer Dyszel
20-11-2003, 21:50
Note:
Does that mean the bubble is fixed?
Syskeyia
20-11-2003, 21:51
Um, what ever happened to S.A.V.I.O.R.?

God bless,

The Republic of Syskeyia
20-11-2003, 21:52
About damn time. Where do I sign up?

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Overlord Var'chak
Supreme Ruler of The Annexed States of Baggera (http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/index.cgi/target=display_nation/nation=baggera)
Member: Arda Alliance (http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/index.cgi/target=display_region/region=arda)
Member: World Biochem Proliferation Treaty (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=91463)

OOC: Yes, this is Crimmond's other nation. But letting me in will NOT jepordize your plans or secrets since you should all know I am a good RPer and know that using what I see with this nation to gain power against you with Crimmond is really cheap. Besides that, ICly Crimmond and Baggera hate each others guts.
Automagfreek
20-11-2003, 21:53
Note:
Does that mean the bubble is fixed?

There is no bubble anymore.

OOC: Yes, this is Crimmond's other nation.

:shock:

:faints:

I had no fucking clue!!!!!!! :shock:
Automagfreek
20-11-2003, 21:54
Um, what ever happened to S.A.V.I.O.R.?

God bless,

The Republic of Syskeyia

S.A.V.I.O.R still exists, although LCS has rejoined GDODAD.
Steel Butterfly
20-11-2003, 21:54
Nemerov shook his head.

"Poor, stupid bastards..." was his only response.

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Emperor Alexander Nemerov
Star Empire of Steel Butterfly,
In the Orion Sector which includes:
Steel Isle, Steel Moon,
CTaNbHaR Eabo4Ka, XIII,
Aeisis, Bivens, Esthar VIII
Orion Sector Alliance Premier,
Order of the Seraphim,
(Un-named Trade Consortium)
Garrison II
20-11-2003, 21:55
LONG LIVE GDODAD!
CharlotteMaria
20-11-2003, 21:56
Peace lovers of the world! Unite against GDODAD!
CharlotteMaria
20-11-2003, 21:56
:D
20-11-2003, 21:57
OOC: AMF, every goodie goodie nation on NS has to have at least on evil nation to vent their darker sides. :twisted:
Jaratia
20-11-2003, 21:58
Steel...I remember you in the GDODAD when I was but a WEE underling...

How much you've changed...and BETRAYED YOUR ALLIANCE!

LONG LIVE THE GDODAD!
Automagfreek
20-11-2003, 21:59
Peace lovers of the world! Unite against GDODAD!

It hasn't even been an hour, and already people are trying to unite against us. :roll:

Nemerov shook his head.

"Poor, stupid bastards..." was his only response.

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Emperor Alexander Nemerov
Star Empire of Steel Butterfly,
In the Orion Sector which includes:
Steel Isle, Steel Moon,
CTaNbHaR Eabo4Ka, XIII,
Aeisis, Bivens, Esthar VIII
Orion Sector Alliance Premier,
Order of the Seraphim,
(Un-named Trade Consortium)

Now now, don't be too judgmental. Also, do we have a friendship treaty between us and the Order of the Seraphim?

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---Damien Dreadfire---
-Supreme Dictator of AMF-
G.D.O.D.A.D
-C.o.E Member-
Ruler of The Ancient Republic of Greek Forces, The Silent Protectorate of Old Frankland, The Holy Kingdom of The Royal Knights, and The Armed Republic of The Anti-Terror Army, The Mentally Superior Republic of Arrogant Uber Geniuses
Gulf paradise
20-11-2003, 21:59
New Lue have attacked Coalition of Evil Iceburg!
20-11-2003, 22:00
New Lue have attacked Coalition of Evil Iceburg!Huh?
Menelmacar
20-11-2003, 22:00
So... incredibly... stupid...

I'm sure we'll be able to just ignore this, as we've done for decades...

Or better yet...

The Menelmacari Gaming Commission is hereby opening betting as to how many hours this new GDODAD will last.

Each guess costs M€500. The MGC skims 10% off the top, and the closest guess wins the remainder of the pot. Each entrant can make more than one guess.

~Lady Siri
Garrison II
20-11-2003, 22:01
LONG LIVE GDODAD! Is it too late for me to rejoin?
Arribastan
20-11-2003, 22:01
Before i died and was resurrected, i was a member. am i still in?
Automagfreek
20-11-2003, 22:01
OOC: AMF, every goodie goodie nation on NS has to have at least on evil nation to vent their darker sides. :twisted:

OOC: But....I had no clue it was you..... :shock:
Jaratia
20-11-2003, 22:02
So... incredibly... stupid...

I'm sure we'll be able to just ignore this, as we've done for decades...

~Lady Siri

Ooh...Siri getting pinchy 8)

Fine,do as you like,but othr nations can't ingore being invaded... 8)
Automagfreek
20-11-2003, 22:02
LONG LIVE GDODAD! Is it too late for me to rejoin?

You're welcome back Garrison. Sign up for the C.o.E boards, the link is in our regional board.
20-11-2003, 22:04
People of Nationstates, quake in fear!
The time of the apocalypse is now, the end is nigh...
Yes, the moment you have all feared is finally revealed, The GDODAD is back!
Imperial Forces, our old enemy. You are our first target. Even as I say this, the third Ineffable spacefleet positions itself above you. Ineffable navies are drawing near, along with many other GDODAD forces.
The GDODAD is back, and there is nothing you can do about it!
Mwahahahahahahaha!

His Imperial Majesty, The Great Ineffable Bob. I thought you guys were obliterated by civil war.
20-11-2003, 22:04
People of Nationstates, quake in fear!
The time of the apocalypse is now, the end is nigh...
Yes, the moment you have all feared is finally revealed, The GDODAD is back!
Imperial Forces, our old enemy. You are our first target. Even as I say this, the third Ineffable spacefleet positions itself above you. Ineffable navies are drawing near, along with many other GDODAD forces.
The GDODAD is back, and there is nothing you can do about it!
Mwahahahahahahaha!

His Imperial Majesty, The Great Ineffable Bob. I thought you guys were obliterated by civil war.
20-11-2003, 22:05
So... incredibly... stupid...

I'm sure we'll be able to just ignore this, as we've done for decades...

Or better yet...

The Menelmacari Gaming Commission is now taking bets as to how many hours this new GDODAD will last.

~Lady SiriUnofficial response: Random curses about elves.

Official response: Oh please, those betting tables are rigged....

Just like ours, come to think of it.

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Overlord Var'chak
Supreme Ruler of The Annexed States of Baggera (http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/index.cgi/target=display_nation/nation=baggera)
Member: Arda Alliance (http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/index.cgi/target=display_region/region=arda)
Member: World Biochem Proliferation Treaty (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=91463)
Steel Butterfly
20-11-2003, 22:06
OOC: No, Joe, they were obliterated by me! :twisted:
Garrison II
20-11-2003, 22:07
People of Nationstates, quake in fear!
The time of the apocalypse is now, the end is nigh...
Yes, the moment you have all feared is finally revealed, The GDODAD is back!
Imperial Forces, our old enemy. You are our first target. Even as I say this, the third Ineffable spacefleet positions itself above you. Ineffable navies are drawing near, along with many other GDODAD forces.
The GDODAD is back, and there is nothing you can do about it!
Mwahahahahahahaha!

His Imperial Majesty, The Great Ineffable Bob. I thought you guys were obliterated by civil war.
There was no Civil War, we just disbanded.
Arribastan
20-11-2003, 22:08
Before i died and was resurrected, i was a member. am i still in?
Before i died and was resurrected, i was a member. am i still in?
Menelmacar
20-11-2003, 22:08
Rules for the MGC's "How Long Will it Last This Time???" game:

Each guess costs M€500, and should be expressed in hours.

The MGC skims 10% off the top, and the closest guess wins the remainder of the pot.

Each entrant can make more than one guess.

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Regent of Lavenrunz, Chancellor of CENNA
"We have known freedom's price. We have shown freedom's power. We will see freedom's victory."
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The SLAGLands
20-11-2003, 22:08
Each guess costs M€500. The MGC skims 10% off the top, and the closest guess wins the remainder of the pot. Each entrant can make more than one guess.

~Lady Siri

Well, I'm not a betting man, but...

...oh, wait... yes, I am.

Put me down once for exactly one week from right now and once for exactly two weeks from right now.

*money hung out on the clothes wire*

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Allen Albert Brodine
Minister of Community
The Emerald Heights of The SLAGLands
Os Sanglants
20-11-2003, 22:09
Vous me faites vous rit pleurer insignifiants les chiots. Vos tentatives de febble à la domination me font seulement rit plus dur. Comme les enfants tentant d'impressionner leur plus vieux syblings vraiment. Une tentative pathétique au rival vos améliorer. Vraiment vous êtes des vers et des chiens de l'ordre le plus bas.

Pensez-vous que vos réputations ne vous procèdent pas? Vous êtes su comme les lâches jaunes qui pee se dans la crainte à l'approche de vrais hommes. Regarde ceux-là vers vous et se rend compte ils sont des petits pareils qui courront pleurer à leur mère tout comme vous ferez.

Nous ne vous craignons pas. Nous nous moquons de vous et vos amis pour ils sont pathétiques que mendiant qui cherche à pendre sur les queues de pie d'un autre. Ils ne se rendent pas compte que vous soyez comme aveugle et stupide comme ils sont.

Henri Du Paix
Automagfreek
20-11-2003, 22:09
Before i died and was resurrected, i was a member. am i still in?
Before i died and was resurrected, i was a member. am i still in?

Telegram TST.
20-11-2003, 22:09
Damn skippy were back and were ready to regain our power.Quake in fear.
Menelmacar
20-11-2003, 22:09
All right, got the SLAGLandic Minister of Community down for 168 hours and 336 hours...

Any other takers?

~Siri
Bereza
20-11-2003, 22:13
13 days, bitte.
20-11-2003, 22:13
Lady Siri, 3 Hours.
20-11-2003, 22:13
I think the Slagdor said it best:

OMG NOES!11
Garrison II
20-11-2003, 22:13
TST you have a link of GDODAD history?
20-11-2003, 22:14
I'll go once for a week, once for two, and once for a month and a half... (Ya know, just for shits)
New Genoa
20-11-2003, 22:14
President Carter's cell phone rang several times before he answered it.

"What now?" he grunted, "I'm at the APTO Conference, make this quick."

"Well," the foreign minister began, "the GDODAD has reemerged. And they're staging an attack against Imperial Forces. Should we do anything?"

President Carter rolled his eyes and sighed, "Meh, they always crumble after every reincarnation -- SAVIOUR and GOD being two examples."

"True, true. But we really should comment on this, you know, sir," replied the foreign minister.

--

--International Statement--
New Genoa has announced its official opinion of the reformed GDODAD:

Yawn.
Os Sanglants
20-11-2003, 22:14
Nous placerons des paris sur le prochain trois jeudis pour le jour entier. Cela sera trente six à mille pièces d'huit.

Henri Du Paix
20-11-2003, 22:16
20-11-2003, 22:16
We must stop them immediatly. My forces ar assmebling, And are fatoryies are going full steam
Automagfreek
20-11-2003, 22:17
Enough. GDODAD will not fall today nor tomorrow, nor anytime in the future. GDODAD is here to stay, I personally have put too much into it's resurrection just to have you heathens speak of our demise already.


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---Damien Dreadfire---
-Supreme Dictator of AMF-
G.D.O.D.A.D
-C.o.E Member-
Ruler of The Ancient Republic of Greek Forces, The Silent Protectorate of Old Frankland, The Holy Kingdom of The Royal Knights, and The Armed Republic of The Anti-Terror Army, The Mentally Superior Republic of Arrogant Uber Geniuses
Free Worlds League
20-11-2003, 22:18
:evil: The Imperial Forces do not fear you, and you will NEVER DEFEAT US!!!!! :twisted:

Captain-General Seifer Marik ~ 1st Free World Guards


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The Silver Turtle
20-11-2003, 22:19
Holy Crap, 4 pages in ten minutes, hold on while TGI Bob reads them and catches up...

Dave, Minister for OOC-Affairs

Jitano, if you still wish to be a member, then you may join again.

His Imperial majesty, the Great Ineffable Bob.
The Silver Turtle
20-11-2003, 22:19
Evil posts twice.
Menelmacar
20-11-2003, 22:20
Betting is closed on this thread.

Instead, it's been moved to:

Betting Pool Thread (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=95312)

Have fun! Any bets not following the rules will be ignored, and nobody can take times that have already been taken.

~Siri
20-11-2003, 22:23
As soon as a get my land back ill be able to deploy.Damn steel butthead...
imported_Angelus
20-11-2003, 22:23
This is such a waste of time... *
*
*rolls her eyes*
Sketch
20-11-2003, 22:25
Also, do we have a friendship treaty between us and the Order of the Seraphim?

The Order is willing to consider a non-agression pact with GDODAD. However, be advised that the individual relations (past, present or future) you may have enjoyed with the individual members of the Order will not apply to the Order as a whole.
The Newer England
20-11-2003, 22:30
Tag, I wonder if I should come back too?
20-11-2003, 22:32
Today, the news of the reformation of the GDODAD has sparked a heightened feeling of tension in the Tendency. While Altaran was not recognised as a state when the original GDODAD was at the peak of its power, the Government has brushed up on its international history somewhat. The Territorial Army has been placed on permament alert, and weapons and ammunition factories are being supplied with extra funding.

Should the GDODAD begin a global war or some other such action, the Tendency of Altaran will be ready.

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Dave, Minister For Announcements and the like
------------------------------------
The Tendency Of Altaran
All Glory To The Soviet!
Technocratic Republics
20-11-2003, 22:34
The black hand of conflict and dissaray seems to be stretching it's tainted hand over the free world once again.

Now, in this new incarnation of the by most remembered GDODAD, will god-mode keep being one of the organization's trademark features, or it has finnaly come into reason and will swing good roleplay as it's truly powerfull weapon, instead of short threatening sentences full of capitalized letters?

I really hope for the second one, as for it would be the only way to have an interesting world enemy.
Automagfreek
20-11-2003, 22:37
Now, in this new incarnation of the by most remembered GDODAD, will god-mode keep being one of the organization's trademark features

OOC: I don't think you'll have to worry about that.
Bereza
20-11-2003, 22:39
someone tell me more about this before i join.
The Silver Turtle
20-11-2003, 22:48
The Underwater Bubble is not a bubble, nor is it underwater. And no, there shall be no godmodding this time.
Bereza: We believe in ridding the world from anarchy, or as some call it democracy. We belive in ridding this world of good and the spreading of Evil, and our goals we shall achieve.
This is the objective of The GDODAD.
If you wish to join, there is now a separate thread:
http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=2162097

His Imperial Majesty, The Great Ineffable Bob.
imported_Diablo_NL
20-11-2003, 22:49
Now, in this new incarnation of the by most remembered GDODAD, will god-mode keep being one of the organization's trademark features

OOC: I don't think you'll have to worry about that.
What about pulling of Drum Gods?
20-11-2003, 22:49
Turtle, Check your TG's please.
Automagfreek
20-11-2003, 22:52
What about pulling of Drum Gods?

To my knowledge, DG isn't apart of GDODAD this time around.
Torontonias
20-11-2003, 22:53
From what the Federation has heard about GDODAD, we can only hope that a global conflict does not ensue, although we were only a small nation in the GDODAD's Golden years, we have reason to fear, we hope that our peacefull track record will keep us away from conflict
20-11-2003, 22:54
AMF, could you check your TG's also?
Clonetopia
20-11-2003, 22:57
OOC: Can somebody please explain the ideology of the GDODAD?
Grays Harbor
20-11-2003, 22:57
gee, I am quaking in my shoes already. oh no. GDODAD is back, the most pitiful, oops, I mean feared, alliance of all time anywhere. please don't hurt me. :roll:
Automagfreek
20-11-2003, 22:58
AMF, could you check your TG's also?

Replied.
20-11-2003, 22:59
Thanks, I also replied. I cannot wait.
20-11-2003, 23:03
Today is the great resurrection.
Atlantian Outcasts
20-11-2003, 23:03
Senator Orion's response:

shit
Automagfreek
20-11-2003, 23:05
Today is the great resurrection.

Ah LCS, welcome back. The Empire looks forward to working alongside the propaganda master. Welcome home.
Automagfreek
20-11-2003, 23:15
Senator Orion's response:

shit

OOC: LMAO!!!
CoreWorlds
20-11-2003, 23:18
"Sir? Your brother wants to talk to you." a comms officer said.
"Ok, give me the phone." I said.
"Yes sir."
"Chris? We just recieved word that this GDODAD has resurrected from some graveyard or other. They seem to be a coalition of evil dictatorships bent on world and galactic domination." Ryan said. "Should we tremble before our knees or laugh?"
"Well, we have to see what's going on first. They're not wagin' war now, are they?"
"Nope."
"Good. Well, Thanks for the heads up."
"No prob, bro."
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Valinon
20-11-2003, 23:19
OOC:

The "Dominion" got to the point its was pathetic. The further this alliance is prolonged the more laughable it will get. For the sake of the honor of the old GDODAD and for the sake of those who remember the "earlier" versions of the GDODAD, please think up a different name and form a new alliance. The constant resurrection of this one is a depressing. Each time it gets to be a paler and paler shadow of its former self. So in the end I have but one request: be original!
Santa Barbara
20-11-2003, 23:20
<On his corporate yacht, lounging in the sun with his bald head shining and his beer belly protruding...>

Bob Pratt nearly chokes on his martini while reading the newsline. "Jorge, you need to start putting more alcohol into your damn drinks!"

So, my old friends, the Global Dominion of Really Evil People, Really. How I remember you from my early days after taking over the government, and you seemed like such a vast, mysterious terrorist organisation. You had potential, yet you squandered it. You let your many enemies survive. I spearheaded a war against you, and you even let me into your COMA. How the days of the GDODAD were great then. How the mighty have fallen.

Jorge returned with a bottle of vodka. "Yes, sir, I have vodka for you."

Scowling, Bob let out an exasperated sigh. "I was being sarcastic, dammit. Pass that here, though, and get out of my sight."

He wrenched the top off with his soft, almost meaty hands, and then took a pull directly from the bottle.

"Dominion, Dominion," he muttered. "Let us hope for your sake our paths do not cross."

Yes. Bob thinks, drinking, feeling the alcohol burn in his belly. All this work lately. He has barely taken any time off at all. They are like an old soldier, drinking at the bar and recalling with misty-eyed fondness his old days manning the machine gun nest and blowing the Commies to hell. Banging on the counter at the barmaid for more change or at least put out, you ungrateful wench!

He tossed the newspaper over the side of the yacht. It hissed and popped after hitting the water, its power short-circuiting before sinking. And he chuckled.
Automagfreek
20-11-2003, 23:22
OOC:

The "Dominion" got to the point its was pathetic. The further this alliance is prolonged the more laughable it will get. For the sake of the honor of the old GDODAD and for the sake of those who remember the "earlier" versions of the GDODAD, please think up a different name and form a new alliance. The constant resurrection of this one is a depressing. Each time it gets to be a paler and paler shadow of its former self. So in the end I have but one request: be original!

OOC: How about....no? GDODAD is back, plain and simple. Regardless of opinions, the GDODAD will operate as it sees fit.
Drakonian Imperium
20-11-2003, 23:54
"Sir," the aide said again.

"What?!" Praetor Augustus Drake snapped, waking up and realizing he had fallen asleep at his desk.

The Praetor was on his way back from Sanctus, capitol of the Imperium's closest ally Tersanctus. Augustus had not intend to return home so soon or even miss his friend's (the leader of Tersanctus') Birthday. He had wanted a holiday.

But a barraige of nuclear missiles from Dyelli Beybi had changed all of that. As well as the Praetor's mood, something that would be hard to remedy without his wife. Who he had left in the relative safety of Tersantus.

"Um, sir." The aide straightened himself, having nearly jumped out us skin at the Praetor's outburst. "We've recieved news that GDODAD has been reborn."

"Has Intelligence, been able to come up with any information about CoVar," the Praetor asked, looking tired and unhappy.

"No, sir. It still appears that CoVar has disappeared into the underworld." The man did not seem happy to give the Praetor uncertain news. "Maybe, it's collapse."

The Praetor looked extremely skeptical of that. "Not likely, Silver is too smart for that," he said. "They will resurface, of that I am sure and they will likely wish to resume their association with GDODAD, it would be profitable for them." The Praetor face suddenly looked all the more stress and tired. "Must all our enemies benefit."

"Sir, GDODAD has never bothered us before."

"Yes, we have been able to keep off their radar, but if CoVar returns and decides to use GDODAD against us...." The Praetor did not need to finish his sentence. "Inform, Intelligence to monitor the situation."

"Yes, Sir." The aide was quickly gone.

OOC: Being as I play my own worst enemy (CoVar), I can assure you CoVar will be most interested in resuming it's association with GDODAD. That is when it resurfaces (Translation: when I get back to RPing it).
Barbarosea
21-11-2003, 00:01
We are back (in black) LOL!

But we will crush IF.
Imitora
21-11-2003, 00:01
IC:

Whuppee do da.

OOC:

Whuppe do da.
Goobergunchia
21-11-2003, 00:41
The Ministry of State
Minister Scottford von Harrick
"Many years ago, the first GDODAD was founded, an oppressive and destructive alliance of states that struck fear in the hearts of all lovers of freedom. Edolia was a small nation when the Fifth World War ensured the destruction of the GDODAD and brought an end to their reign of terror. At that time, Edolia was too small to possibly help the side of the Allies. No longer. We are hereby announcing that Edolia will oppose the GDODAD politically and if the time comes, militarily. With the reemergence of the GDODAD, the Imperator of Edolia, Erik von Blatterschplitt, has announced that the projected military budget cuts will not go through after all and the Edolian military budget may in fact be raised to $4 trillion a year."

We stand shoulder-to-shoulder with our Edolian allies against GDODAD. Goobergunchia is hereby cutting off all relations with GDODAD members.

Lord Goobergunch, Goobergunchian President
DU Regional Delegate
UNAOTO Member
Edolia
21-11-2003, 00:49
The Ministry of State
Minister Scottford von Harrick
"Many years ago, the first GDODAD was founded, an oppressive and destructive alliance of states that struck fear in the hearts of all lovers of freedom. Edolia was a small nation when the Fifth World War ensured the destruction of the GDODAD and brought an end to their reign of terror. At that time, Edolia was too small to possibly help the side of the Allies. No longer. We are hereby announcing that Edolia will oppose the GDODAD politically and if the time comes, militarily. With the reemergence of the GDODAD, the Imperator of Edolia, Erik von Blatterschplitt, has announced that the projected military budget cuts will not go through after all and the Edolian military budget may in fact be raised to $4 trillion a year."

We stand shoulder-to-shoulder with our Edolian allies against GDODAD. Goobergunchia is hereby cutting off all relations with GDODAD members.

Lord Goobergunch, Goobergunchian President
DU Regional Delegate
UNAOTO Member

<<OOC: Stupid me, posting that in the sign-up thread.>>
Isla de Penguinata
21-11-2003, 00:49
Statement from Imperial Council

It has come to our immediate attention that the GDODAD has resurfaced. Like Edolia, we were very small during the Fifth World War, and in fact, we were highly unaware of it. However, in the past we have regarded the GDODAD as a threat, as several member nations are considered enemies of the state by our nation. Those nations will not be disclosed until a later time, and even then they may not be disclosed.

Our former ally, Automagfreek, has also joined this alliance. A few months ago (weeks RL) we abandoned ally status with that nation because of its opposition and threats to our close ally, Omz222. Automagfreek joining the GDODAD has only worsened our status with that nation, and will continue to do so.

However, at this point, the Corporate Dominion declares itself neutral until a later time. We have never encountered the GDODAD directly, and will consult with our allies. Then, at that time, an official opinion will be released. Godspeed.

--The Imperial Council of the Corporate Dominion of Isla de Penguinata--
Normack
21-11-2003, 00:51
what is this group?

~Normack~
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Automagfreek
21-11-2003, 00:52
Statement from Imperial Council

It has come to our immediate attention that the GDODAD has resurfaced. Like Edolia, we were very small during the Fifth World War, and in fact, we were highly unaware of it. However, in the past we have regarded the GDODAD as a threat, as several member nations are considered enemies of the state by our nation. Those nations will not be disclosed until a later time, and even then they may not be disclosed.

Our former ally, Automagfreek, has also joined this alliance. A few months ago (weeks RL) we abandoned ally status with that nation because of its opposition and threats to our close ally, Omz222. Automagfreek joining the GDODAD has only worsened our status with that nation, and will continue to do so.

However, at this point, the Corporate Dominion declares itself neutral until a later time. We have never encountered the GDODAD directly, and will consult with our allies. Then, at that time, an official opinion will be released. Godspeed.

--The Imperial Council of the Corporate Dominion of Isla de Penguinata--

Joining? HA! We were one of the driving forces behind it's resurrection!

http://invisionfree.com/forums/WMNK_Coalition/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=3418
---Damien Dreadfire---
-Supreme Dictator of AMF-
G.D.O.D.A.D
-C.o.E Member-
Ruler of The Ancient Republic of Greek Forces, The Silent Protectorate of Old Frankland, The Holy Kingdom of The Royal Knights, and The Armed Republic of The Anti-Terror Army, The Mentally Superior Republic of Arrogant Uber Geniuses
Isla de Penguinata
21-11-2003, 00:56
Statement from Imperial Council

It has come to our immediate attention that the GDODAD has resurfaced. Like Edolia, we were very small during the Fifth World War, and in fact, we were highly unaware of it. However, in the past we have regarded the GDODAD as a threat, as several member nations are considered enemies of the state by our nation. Those nations will not be disclosed until a later time, and even then they may not be disclosed.

Our former ally, Automagfreek, has also joined this alliance. A few months ago (weeks RL) we abandoned ally status with that nation because of its opposition and threats to our close ally, Omz222. Automagfreek joining the GDODAD has only worsened our status with that nation, and will continue to do so.

However, at this point, the Corporate Dominion declares itself neutral until a later time. We have never encountered the GDODAD directly, and will consult with our allies. Then, at that time, an official opinion will be released. Godspeed.

--The Imperial Council of the Corporate Dominion of Isla de Penguinata--

Joining? HA! We were one of the driving forces behind it's resurrection!

Of course. I suppose that makes you a little less respected here. No worries.
Steel Butterfly
21-11-2003, 01:04
As soon as a get my land back ill be able to deploy.Damn steel butthead...

Another breach of contract... :roll:
Atlantian Outcasts
21-11-2003, 01:16
Time for WW6.......

IC: AO stands agenst GDODAD. We condemn the ressection of this alliance, and hope for it's downfall.
21-11-2003, 01:22
Time for WW6.......

I thought that already happened.
Bajon
21-11-2003, 01:24
TST,
I TGed you a question, respond ASAP. :-D

~The Nocturnal Empire~
Barbarosea
21-11-2003, 01:26
If you want a quicker answer, you could tgram me
Atlantian Outcasts
21-11-2003, 01:26
Time for WW6.......

I thought that already happened.

no, that fell apart.

but fine, WW7....
Goobergunchia
21-11-2003, 01:30
Time for WW6.......

I thought that already happened.

Yeah...I believe the next World War will be WW9...quite possibly the first World War that Goobergunchia will be participating in.
Omz222
21-11-2003, 01:32
OOC: I thought this Coalition of Evil is sorta a new version of GDODAD? Hmm...
Barbarosea
21-11-2003, 01:35
OOC: Well, kinda, but not really.
Steel Butterfly
21-11-2003, 01:37
OOC: They just had to have the stupid name :roll:
Vi2o
21-11-2003, 01:37
funny how im reading about hitler...then i see this. lol. :wink:
Valinon
21-11-2003, 01:38
OOC:

The "Dominion" got to the point its was pathetic. The further this alliance is prolonged the more laughable it will get. For the sake of the honor of the old GDODAD and for the sake of those who remember the "earlier" versions of the GDODAD, please think up a different name and form a new alliance. The constant resurrection of this one is a depressing. Each time it gets to be a paler and paler shadow of its former self. So in the end I have but one request: be original!

OOC: How about....no? GDODAD is back, plain and simple. Regardless of opinions, the GDODAD will operate as it sees fit.

OOC:
Then prepare yourselves for a bad, bad, low budget sequel to the sequel to the sequel that will run like the Jason X movie. It will be interesting to see how long THIS GDODAD last, I give it three to six months
21-11-2003, 01:49
OOC: They just had to have the stupid name :roll:*SLAP* Ooops, thought you were Walte- no, wait... I knew you were Steel, oh well. :P
Edolia
21-11-2003, 01:53
OOC:

The "Dominion" got to the point its was pathetic. The further this alliance is prolonged the more laughable it will get. For the sake of the honor of the old GDODAD and for the sake of those who remember the "earlier" versions of the GDODAD, please think up a different name and form a new alliance. The constant resurrection of this one is a depressing. Each time it gets to be a paler and paler shadow of its former self. So in the end I have but one request: be original!

OOC: How about....no? GDODAD is back, plain and simple. Regardless of opinions, the GDODAD will operate as it sees fit.

OOC:
Then prepare yourselves for a bad, bad, low budget sequel to the sequel to the sequel that will run like the Jason X movie. It will be interesting to see how long THIS GDODAD last, I give it three to six months

That would be a pretty long-lasting alliance actually. Six months, I believe, is longer than the first GDODAD lasted.
Goobergunchia
21-11-2003, 01:55
Goobergunchia has only been in existence for slightly over 6 months.

This has been an OOC post.
21-11-2003, 02:11
I laught pathetically at all you. What makes you think that this time the GDODAD will falter. There is a saying, three times a charm. This is the third reincarnation of the GDODAD. This will be forever lasting. Democracies, fear for your own power, for a form of government that really works for the people is truly coming.

This time we will suceed. Why? for those who are rightous will always find a way to suceed, and this is the reason for our constant resurrection. We shall never falter. We will be strong, all in the name of the people. Can we really trust all people to know what is right for every person? No, the majority only cares for the majority, and therefore the Democracy is inherently discriminatory and biased. The Democracy is inherently evil. The Democracy is selective, and only cares for the few elites in society, not the people like what they would make you think. They use falsified UN reports and the like to try and paint us as the evil ones, and make themselves look good.

However there is hope, and hope lies within absolute rule. Absolute rule is what took man out of the stone age and allowed civillization to flurish until modern day, when this experiment known as democracy has only brought chaos.

Now it is time to return to our roots. It is time to realize that Absolute rule, whether be the monarchy or dictatorship. For the Absolute ruler is working for the people, no one else. The absolute ruler can look out for all his subjects, and not work for the "majority," but work for all. For these reasons we need the Dictatorship or any other form of Absolute Rule.

Remember.

One Voice for Peace, One Voice for Justice, One Voice for Freedom, and One Voice for ALL!
Aequatio
21-11-2003, 02:20
*tag*
Liverpool England
21-11-2003, 02:22
Darn, one of my worst enemies ever is back. I'd prefer it to stay dormant, but....
<tag>.
(Side note, I might actually consider joining this time round :shock:)
Goobergunchia
21-11-2003, 02:23
I laught pathetically at all you. What makes you think that this time the GDODAD will falter. There is a saying, three times a charm. This is the third reincarnation of the GDODAD. This will be forever lasting. Democracies, fear for your own power, for a form of government that really works for the people is truly coming.

This time we will suceed. Why? for those who are rightous will always find a way to suceed, and this is the reason for our constant resurrection. We shall never falter. We will be strong, all in the name of the people. Can we really trust all people to know what is right for every person? No, the majority only cares for the majority, and therefore the Democracy is inherently discriminatory and biased. The Democracy is inherently evil. The Democracy is selective, and only cares for the few elites in society, not the people like what they would make you think. They use falsified UN reports and the like to try and paint us as the evil ones, and make themselves look good.

However there is hope, and hope lies within absolute rule. Absolute rule is what took man out of the stone age and allowed civillization to flurish until modern day, when this experiment known as democracy has only brought chaos.

Now it is time to return to our roots. It is time to realize that Absolute rule, whether be the monarchy or dictatorship. For the Absolute ruler is working for the people, no one else. The absolute ruler can look out for all his subjects, and not work for the "majority," but work for all. For these reasons we need the Dictatorship or any other form of Absolute Rule.

Remember.

One Voice for Peace, One Voice for Justice, One Voice for Freedom, and One Voice for ALL!

World Lowest Crime Rates:

Goobergunchia - 12871
Barbarosea - 15151
Automagfreek - 19344
Lord Christopher Scott - 22663
Chimaea
21-11-2003, 02:23
Why is it you have to have a war EVERY time I'm planning a major RP? -.-

Anyway yeah GDODAD... naturally we stand with Imperial Forces against GDODAD yadda yadda and a piece of plum cake.

edit: mind you, it's good plum cake :)
21-11-2003, 02:24
my nations, as well as our ally, Liberal Califronia, have declared war on African tribes, a GDODAD mamber. we would like to sign mutual protection pacts with anyone willing to stop GDODAD from helping African Tribes in their war against my nation and Liberal California
Garrison II
21-11-2003, 02:30
I laught pathetically at all you. What makes you think that this time the GDODAD will falter. There is a saying, three times a charm. This is the third reincarnation of the GDODAD. This will be forever lasting. Democracies, fear for your own power, for a form of government that really works for the people is truly coming.

This time we will suceed. Why? for those who are rightous will always find a way to suceed, and this is the reason for our constant resurrection. We shall never falter. We will be strong, all in the name of the people. Can we really trust all people to know what is right for every person? No, the majority only cares for the majority, and therefore the Democracy is inherently discriminatory and biased. The Democracy is inherently evil. The Democracy is selective, and only cares for the few elites in society, not the people like what they would make you think. They use falsified UN reports and the like to try and paint us as the evil ones, and make themselves look good.

However there is hope, and hope lies within absolute rule. Absolute rule is what took man out of the stone age and allowed civillization to flurish until modern day, when this experiment known as democracy has only brought chaos.

Now it is time to return to our roots. It is time to realize that Absolute rule, whether be the monarchy or dictatorship. For the Absolute ruler is working for the people, no one else. The absolute ruler can look out for all his subjects, and not work for the "majority," but work for all. For these reasons we need the Dictatorship or any other form of Absolute Rule.

Remember.

One Voice for Peace, One Voice for Justice, One Voice for Freedom, and One Voice for ALL!

World Lowest Crime Rates:

Goobergunchia - 12871
Barbarosea - 15151
Automagfreek - 19344
Lord Christopher Scott - 22663

Ahemm
Garrison II is ranked 9th in the region and 620th in the world for Lowest Crime Rates
Liverpool England
21-11-2003, 02:32
Why is it you have to have a war EVERY time I'm planning a major RP? -.-

Anyway yeah GDODAD... naturally we stand with Imperial Forces against GDODAD yadda yadda and a piece of plum cake.

edit: mind you, it's good plum cake :)

I'm planning to revert and join them. If.... they're OLD. VERY OLD. allies. so, who gives a darn fucking damn?
Abu-Dhabi Khristatata
21-11-2003, 02:35
The world does not tremble in fear. We sharpen our swords in anticipation. Finally we may seek revenge on those evil dictatorships which have done us wrong. Those nations which have caused the deaths of billions and the pain of billions more. Revenge will come swiftly, yet your death shall be long and painful for the evils you have done to our people, and the people of the world. The blood of the GDODAD shall dye the River styx red for centuries to come, and Hell shall be paved with the ashes of their citizens. The world we be soaked in blood, but the righteous will be victorious. We will raise the bodies of the GDODAD on the highest peak as a warning to those who might torture the world.

Let loose the dogs of war! May the blood flow! The bodies of our enemies will be trmapled before us! Valleys of bones and mountians of bodies shall lay throughout their lands! Let the world burn GDODAD and rejoice in exceeding gret joy!

--Emporer Adnedhel I, Holy Roman Emporer, Defender of the Christian Faith, Freind to the Elves
Garrison II
21-11-2003, 02:37
You'd rather defend an ally of an enemy who nearly destroyed you?
Har Land
21-11-2003, 02:59
Peace lovers of the world! Unite against GDODAD!

It hasn't even been an hour, and already people are trying to unite against us. :roll:

Well, the prospect of an alliance among dictators can be something I could see a lot of people not wanting.
21-11-2003, 03:00
The Holy Empire of Angelotica, allthough small, will fight for what is right...should it come to that. We are against all nations who inflict pain and suffering on others.

We will fight for what is right. Until the very last breath.


- :!:
Goobergunchia
21-11-2003, 03:01
Well, the prospect of an alliance among dictators can be something I could see a lot of people not wanting.

Especially given that GDODAD is somewhat [in]famous....
Liverpool England
21-11-2003, 03:07
Well, the prospect of an alliance among dictators can be something I could see a lot of people not wanting.

Especially given that GDODAD is somewhat [in]famous....

Just to clarify, WW4 and WW5 (April -May time) were started because people wanted to bring the GDODAD down.
imported_Ilek-Vaad
21-11-2003, 03:14
GDODAD is, and always have been an insignifigant group of slightly dim-witted megalomaniacal tyrants waging war to massage their own huge egos. GDODAD is no threat. The new GDODAD will destroy itself as did the old. blah,blah,blah.

Minister of Foreign Affairs, Ilek-Vaad
Chimaea
21-11-2003, 03:14
encore? ;)
21-11-2003, 03:18
OOC: They just had to have the stupid name :roll:*SLAP* Ooops, thought you were Walte- no, wait... I knew you were Steel, oh well. :PWhats that supposed to mean?Are you showing me disrespect?Are you....making fun of me?This I do not like.
Goobergunchia
21-11-2003, 03:54
Presidential Directive 2164670

The Office of Affairs Relating To the Global Dominion Of Dictators Against Democracy and the Monitoring Thereof (Office of GDODAD Affairs) in the Ministry of Foreign Affairs is hereby reinstated. Furthermore, said Office is hereby renamed to the Office of Affairs Relating To the Global Dominion Of Dictators Against Democracy and the Coalition of Evil region and the Monitoring Thereof (Office of GDODAD Affairs). The President shall have direct oversight of said office, however the Minister of Foreign Affairs shall have general latitude of oversight as is standard for offices within the Ministry of Foreign Affairs, so long as this does not conflict with Presidential activities.

SIGNED,

Lord Martin Goobergunch
President of the Liberal Unitary Republic
21-11-2003, 03:58
*tag*
21-11-2003, 04:32
OOC: They just had to have the stupid name :roll:*SLAP* Ooops, thought you were Walte- no, wait... I knew you were Steel, oh well. :PWhats that supposed to mean?Are you showing me disrespect?Are you....making fun of me?This I do not like.OOC: Walten, this is Crimmond's other nation. Remember back in the Midnight days? You were infamous for those slaps, so it's become a half-lame running gag. :wink:
Sigma Octavus
21-11-2003, 04:33
I may have been a GDODAD member, but now, I guess I would have to fight against it.
Soviet Haaregrad
21-11-2003, 04:35
OOC: AMF, every goodie goodie nation on NS has to have at least on evil nation to vent their darker sides. :twisted:

Take me for example:

Soviet Haaregrad = good mod tech humans
Satyricon Deep = evil medieval drow
Todeskopf = evil mod tech nazi humans
21-11-2003, 04:35
I laught pathetically at all you. What makes you think that this time the GDODAD will falter. There is a saying, three times a charm. This is the third reincarnation of the GDODAD. This will be forever lasting.Um.... actually, if you count the short lived GOD alliance, this is the fifth reincarnation. Otherwise it's GDODAD, Dominion, SAVIOUR, GDODAD(MK-II).
21-11-2003, 04:36
On behalf of Arda, Wretchengard would like to affirm that the GDODAD's stance towards nations of Arda has not changed. We have, in the past, enjoyed mutually beneficial alliances and friendships with nations of GDODAD, and would just like to be sure that we are on the same page here.

Arman Grimwald
Lord of Foreign Relations
21-11-2003, 04:42
I should hope the stance on Arda is the same as always. The Arda Alliance and the GDODAD share a lot of the same goals and seem to have mostly the same ideas about how to keep order, besides all that... It'd be kinda hard for me to have membership in GDODAD and the Arda Alliance.
Kelvinisgrad
21-11-2003, 04:46
GDODAD RETURNS! WORLD-AT-LARGE UNCONCERNED!
speaker-for-everyone-else Nigel Twist quoted as saying: "...again?"
Feline
21-11-2003, 04:46
OOC: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! THE MONSTER IS BACK!!!!

IC: Feline will be watching this closely, and as UNAOTO intelligence member, will be forced to report it... posthaste.
Xanthal
21-11-2003, 04:48
The Xanthalian Republic, United Socialist States, Second Empire, and Third Empire all opposed GDODAD, and the New Socialist Republic of Xanthal will continue that opposition. Every nation should be allowed to govern itself as it sees fit. Trying to impose one's own values forcibly upon others is the worst kind of evil.

OOC: The First Empire actually admired GDODAD; but they are widely regarded as the most evil Xanthalian government in history.
CoreWorlds
21-11-2003, 04:50
Well, if there's any Dark Jedi in this alliance, we're in trouble. Big trouble.
21-11-2003, 04:52
OOC: Sixth incarnation... read below.
IC:

Greetings from Dakal, founder of the Anti Democracy and Freedom Alliance which sought to re-create the great GDODAD, pre "Dominion" reforms.

We seek to re-join the GDODAD, and would like to know if any GDODAD nations are interested in joining my paralell alliance.
21-11-2003, 04:54
*shoos away the opposers* Away with you! So many infidels to kill, so few WMDs...

Not that the GDODAD as a whole would condone their use, but I sure as hell do.

And Coreworlds, I think the only Sith are in Soviet Trasa, not that there's much of them left. Too many ignores.
21-11-2003, 04:59
Watertest is not scared or frightened in the slightest way about GDODAD. As a matter of fact, there were several nations I destroyed that were part of the old GDODAD.
CoreWorlds
21-11-2003, 05:02
Well, someone can always grab Palpy or Count Dooku or Vader or some other villain and make him/her our worst enemy. Personally, I prefer Dooku. His "I would've thought you learned your lesson, boy!" is always a good insult for a presidental kid like me. DAMN YOU, DOOKU! I'M GONNA KICK YOUR--*gets zapped by lightning*! :P
Dread Lady Nathicana
21-11-2003, 05:27
Luxuriating in the hot tub they so often carry on cordial meetings in, the Ruling Council of the NDA (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=60132&start=0&postdays=0&postorder=asc&highlight=) had been discussing matters of interest.

"I'm inclined to agree with you Dev. Even though it makes me look the hypocrite. Volatility and Unpredictableness can be a serious burn for the PR," says Carlos.

Nathicana nods. "It's as simple as this - if you're not an asset, you're a liability. With the recent re-emergence of GDODAD it's become increasingly clear just how true that is. Have you seen some of the members they've been taking on or considering? And they expect us to quiver in fear?" She snorts derisively, settling back into the water a bit.

Devon says casually, "I still say the official NDA (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=60132&start=0&postdays=0&postorder=asc&highlight=) response to the reformation of GDODAD should be '...' ."

"I'll not have the NDA turn into some social club or magnet for every petty dictator that thinks to make a splash," Nathi says in return.

"I quiver for nobody," Carlos says firmly.

"Shall I respond then, dear?" Nathi says, grinning.

"Feel free. You can quote me, even." Devon states.





"..."
Steel Butterfly
21-11-2003, 05:38
http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=69984

Let us remember GDODAD's time surpassing fate :twisted:
21-11-2003, 05:49
http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=69984

Let us remember GDODAD's time surpassing fate :twisted:*puts Steel on my list of nations to shout at and give cold looks to*

What? You think I'm stupid enough to try and invade an empire based in another solar system when I don't even have FTL?
Isla de Penguinata
21-11-2003, 05:51
After discussion with several allies and assuring that we have the support that we need to make an official statement, we hereby declare that the GDODAD is an evil organization that has sinister aims to corrupt the world. The GDODAD, in our nation's opinion, is an evil force that is tyrannical, and opposes freedom and democracy. The opposition of tolerance and harmony is shown by the GDODAD, and we refuse to have any relations with any GDODAD nation, period.

This is solely the belief of the Corporate Dominion of Isla de Penguinata, and is not sponsored officially by any alliances we are a part of. This is in no way the official opinion of the United Emirates, m10, or the Star League. This is simply and solely the belief of the Penguinatan government.

--Department of International Affairs--
21-11-2003, 06:09
After discussion with several allies and assuring that we have the support that we need to make an official statement, we hereby declare that the GDODAD is an evil organization that has sinister aims to corrupt the world. The GDODAD, in our nation's opinion, is an evil force that is tyrannical, and opposes freedom and democracy. The opposition of tolerance and harmony is shown by the GDODAD, and we refuse to have any relations with any GDODAD nation, periodUm, your point is? We openly admit just about everything you just said.
Steel Butterfly
21-11-2003, 06:10
His point...is to...

Buy some wine

http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=95474
Western Asia
21-11-2003, 06:21
Western Asian Office of Foreign Alliances Statement:

Good to know. Pars deux.

Duly noted that AMF is now (indirectly) allied with Arda.

Our greetings are given to the new GDODAD.
21-11-2003, 06:23
GDODAD,the feared alliance.

Ah, I remember...

My alliance, Elite Ghost will be against you. My alliance in Invasion Force will be against you. My people will riot against you. This is how much power we hate you. This is the time to disband the alliance, before another fight will begin. We are preparing our Nuke Reserve #12, to save our nukes til the fight with GDODAD begins again. Remember, I am watching you and there's nothing to stop it.

Current Nuke Reserve#12 Stats: 100 nukes
21-11-2003, 06:44
Current Nuke Reserve#12 Stats: 100 nukesOh... no... 100 NUKES!!! Surely we are doomed! We must do as he says and disband...


:lol:

I have 35 times that. And that's just the amount I'll admit to.
The Gulf States
21-11-2003, 06:45
Current Nuke Reserve#12 Stats: 100 nukesOh... no... 100 NUKES!!! Surely we are doomed! We must do as he says and disband...


:lol:

I have 35 times that. And that's just the amount I'll admit to.

Uh yeah. If you're going to create a resistance to this - you're going to need a hell of a lot of backup. Or Bisons to get the war ignored.
21-11-2003, 07:01
The GDODAD has been defeated in conflict after conflict, and was annihilated as a result of their folly.

The GDODAD will inevitably fall again.
21-11-2003, 07:17
The GDODAD has been defeated in conflict after conflict, and was annihilated as a result of their folly.

The GDODAD will inevitably fall again.And... how many nations fell to the GDODAD? Hmmm? I hate people who only tell half a story.
The Evil Smurfs
21-11-2003, 07:41
We wish to join this august organization!

Führer Smurf
http://www.nationstates.net/images/flags/uploads/the_evil_smurfs.jpg
21-11-2003, 07:45
We wish to join this august organization!

Führer Smurf
http://www.nationstates.net/images/flags/uploads/the_evil_smurfs.jpgUh... *imagines armies of little blue people with little AK-47s* :lol:
Automagfreek
21-11-2003, 07:45
We wish to join this august organization!

Führer Smurf
http://www.nationstates.net/images/flags/uploads/the_evil_smurfs.jpg

Too small.

http://www.sideshowtoy.com/images/gold/thumb/3401.gif
Minister Hartman
-Minister of Foreign Affairs-
Liverpool England
21-11-2003, 07:46
We wish to join this august organization!

Führer Smurf
http://www.nationstates.net/images/flags/uploads/the_evil_smurfs.jpg

Too small.

http://www.sideshowtoy.com/images/gold/thumb/3401.gif
Minister Hartman
-Minister of Foreign Affairs-

Liverpool England has now officially expressed its interest in joining. Like AMF, we are reverting.
Automagfreek
21-11-2003, 07:47
Liverpool England has now officially expressed its interest in joining. Like AMF, we are reverting.

TM Barbarosea.
Liverpool England
21-11-2003, 07:48
Liverpool England has now officially expressed its interest in joining. Like AMF, we are reverting.

TM Barbarosea.
k AMF.
The SLAGLands
21-11-2003, 07:49
We wish to join this august organization!

Führer Smurf
http://www.nationstates.net/images/flags/uploads/the_evil_smurfs.jpg

Too small.

The SLAGLands is severely disappointed in Automagfreek's new standard for judging nations. Apparently, Smurfs are "too small" to join GDODAD. Well, I'll have you know that these lil' bastards are people, too... creepy blue people, yes... but people...

http://invisionfree.com:54/40/9/upload/p1229.jpg
Wololo
Minister of Smurfing Rights
The Emerald Heights of The SLAGLands
21-11-2003, 07:49
The SLAGLands is severely disappointed in Automagfreek's new standard for judging nations. Apparently, Smurfs are "too small" to join GDODAD. Well, I'll have you know that these lil' bastards are people, too... creepy blue people, yes... but people...

http://invisionfree.com:54/40/9/upload/p1229.jpg
Wololo
Minister of Smurfing Rights
The Emerald Heights of The SLAGLands :lol: Good one man.
Automagfreek
21-11-2003, 07:50
The SLAGLands is severely disappointed in Automagfreek's new standard for judging nations. Apparently, Smurfs are "too small" to join GDODAD. Well, I'll have you know that these lil' bastards are people, too... creepy blue people, yes... but people...


OOC:

*Smacks SLAG*

You know what I meant!
The SLAGLands
21-11-2003, 07:51
The SLAGLands is severely disappointed in Automagfreek's new standard for judging nations. Apparently, Smurfs are "too small" to join GDODAD. Well, I'll have you know that these lil' bastards are people, too... creepy blue people, yes... but people...


OOC:

*Smacks SLAG*

You know what I meant!

Yar, I know, I know... couldn't resist...

[/hijack]
The Evil Smurfs
21-11-2003, 07:52
We wish to join this august organization!

Führer Smurf
http://www.nationstates.net/images/flags/uploads/the_evil_smurfs.jpg

Too small.

http://www.sideshowtoy.com/images/gold/thumb/3401.gif
Minister Hartman
-Minister of Foreign Affairs-

Do you mock our physical size? Or are you too lazy to do some basic intel as to our country.

We were founded before you were, but have spent a long time as gold pieces. We were only recently reconstituded to our previous smurfy state.

We are a nation of over 380 million souls, all ready to fight for any Smurfy cause, including the annihilation of democracy.

Führer Smurf
Fyreheart
21-11-2003, 07:53
BAH
Fyreheart
21-11-2003, 07:55
LEETED
Fyreheart
21-11-2003, 07:56
The SLAGLands is severely disappointed in Automagfreek's new standard for judging nations. Apparently, Smurfs are "too small" to join GDODAD. Well, I'll have you know that these lil' bastards are people, too... creepy blue people, yes... but people...


LOL
The Evil Smurfs
21-11-2003, 07:57
The SLAGLands is severely disappointed in Automagfreek's new standard for judging nations. Apparently, Smurfs are "too small" to join GDODAD. Well, I'll have you know that these lil' bastards are people, too... creepy blue people, yes... but people...

We aren't creepy, we're just misunderstood.

Führer Smurf
Fyreheart
21-11-2003, 07:59
Dude, can you imagine 100's of evil smurfs? :lol:
Automagfreek
21-11-2003, 08:03
Do you mock our physical size? Or are you too lazy to do some basic intel as to our country.

We were founded before you were, but have spent a long time as gold pieces. We were only recently reconstituded to our previous smurfy state.

We are a nation of over 380 million souls, all ready to fight for any Smurfy cause, including the annihilation of democracy.

Führer Smurf

I was refering to your national size and not physical stature, fool. You are not well known enough in the international comminuty, and hence we are naturally suspicious of you and your intentions.

http://www.sideshowtoy.com/images/gold/thumb/3401.gif
Minister Hartman
-Minister of Foreign Affairs-
Liverpool England
21-11-2003, 08:07
AMF, TG.
Imitora
21-11-2003, 08:16
Yes, it is true, GDODAD is back, although this time around...AMF is apart of it.

All those that have wronged us, beware....your time will soon come...

http://invisionfree.com/forums/WMNK_Coalition/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=3418
---Damien Dreadfire---
-Supreme Dictator of AMF-
-C.o.E Member-
Ruler of The Ancient Republic of Greek Forces, The Silent Protectorate of Old Frankland, The Holy Kingdom of The Royal Knights, and The Armed Republic of The Anti-Terror Army, The Mentally Superior Republic of Arrogant Uber Geniuses

Damn, I didn't know it was that time of the month again, the air is turning crisp, the days are getting shorter, the leaves are gone, and AMF needs attention again...
21-11-2003, 08:18
Damn, I didn't know it was that time of the month again, the air is turning crisp, the days are getting shorter, the leaves are gun, and AMF needs attention again...This is pushing the limits of civility Imitora...
Assington
21-11-2003, 08:20
Assington would be interested in joining.

Go Dictatorshipness! :lol:
Automagfreek
21-11-2003, 08:22
Damn, I didn't know it was that time of the month again, the air is turning crisp, the days are getting shorter, the leaves are gone, and AMF needs attention again...

OOC: Shut the hell up, and stop confusing OOC and IC.

Lemme break this down for you so you understand once and for all:


http://invisionfree.com/forums/WMNK_Coalition/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=3418

Name: Damien Dreadfire
Age: 25
Status: Insane, narcissistic dictator.


{pic pending}

Name: Chris
Age: 19, soon to be 20
Statue: Stable, well resepected person and RPer.


I'm not posting this shit for attention, and Damien is not acting the way he is for attention. Now kindly piss off.
The Evil Smurfs
21-11-2003, 08:22
I was refering to your national size and not physical stature, fool. You are not well known enough in the international comminuty, and hence we are naturally suspicious of you and your intentions.

So at what size should we reapply? 500 million? 1 billion? How picky are you people anyway?

Granted, I remember when you first formed, and I watched from the sidelines, unwilling to bring my legions into the world scene, especially since we can be stepped on. Back then there were plenty of loosers in your ranks. It seemed that anyone who knew how to rig an election became an esteemed member. Personally, I'm glad you're addressing this problem.

I understand not wanting any schlub off the proverbial street to join, but we are hardly amateurs. A quick gaze at our announcement of having been reconstituted shows many respected nations praising us.

Führer Smurf
Automagfreek
21-11-2003, 08:24
AMF, TG.



The Dictatorial Imperial Kingdom of Liverpool England
Received: 16 minutes ago

er, AMF, may i just tell you that the smurf guy is TMGH?

OOC: How are my leaders supposed to know that? :?
Imitora
21-11-2003, 08:24
OOC: That was an IC response. Its not my fault you cant tell the difference.
Automagfreek
21-11-2003, 08:25
OOC: That was an IC response. Its not my fault you cant tell the difference.

OOC: That's because there's no way to tell which posts of yours are IC and which are OOC. It actually is your fault you do not differentiate between the two.
Liverpool England
21-11-2003, 08:27
AMF, TG.



The Dictatorial Imperial Kingdom of Liverpool England
Received: 16 minutes ago

er, AMF, may i just tell you that the smurf guy is TMGH?

OOC: How are my leaders supposed to know that? :?

OOC: There's always profile page --> View nation --> View region's WFE.
Imitora
21-11-2003, 08:30
OOC: That was an IC response. Its not my fault you cant tell the difference.

OOC: That's because there's no way to tell which posts of yours are IC and which are OOC. It actually is your fault you do not differentiate between the two.

OOC: OOC posts have OOC in front of them.
The Most Glorious Hack
21-11-2003, 08:33
AMF, TG.



The Dictatorial Imperial Kingdom of Liverpool England
Received: 16 minutes ago

er, AMF, may i just tell you that the smurf guy is TMGH?

OOC: How are my leaders supposed to know that? :?

OOC: There's always profile page --> View nation --> View region's WFE.

[ooc- That's still out of character information, and largely irrelevent, really. Yes, the Smurfs are mine, but I'm playing them as a separate nation, which they are. If they don't get in, they don't get in, no skin off my nose.]
Automagfreek
21-11-2003, 08:36
OOC: OOC posts have OOC in front of them.

OOC: Then why is it that so many times before, you've been in discussions and made OOC statements that weren't marked as such?

That's the one thing I have noticed about you. It's very hard to tell what's IC and OOC with you. That's just what I've noticed.
Der Angst
21-11-2003, 10:49
From: The associated council of incorporated and private enterprises
To: Nobody in particular
Subject: GDODAD returns (In shame)

"We are not exactly worried... more amused. The next thing we will do is betting for when they will fall... Actually, they haven`t done anything yet, nor will they do anything. They already fell, they just don`t know it... yet."

~ Mr. Morden
Barbarosea
21-11-2003, 14:51
AMF, I would have rejected him too, but then I did a background check, and yeah, he was ressurected.
Thelas
21-11-2003, 17:57
Old loyalties are hard to shake, so a bump is in order, now back to lobying on the SATO boards.
Flocarga and Delmarva
21-11-2003, 18:02
Just what do you plan on lobbying to SATO for?
Thelas
21-11-2003, 18:07
Membership, membership, membership, this is round three, and this time I stand a chance of getting in :D
Atlantian Outcasts
21-11-2003, 18:57
*is glad that he is in space, while the world goes to hell in WW99999999, and away from GDODAD's influences*
Scandavian States
21-11-2003, 19:40
Well, things just got a little interesting around here. I think I'm going to hop, skip, and jump over to the UNAOTO boards to see what their reaction is to this.

AO: Amen, man. I just hope AMF doesn't have a beef against me or I'm screwed.
African Commonwealth
21-11-2003, 19:49
OOC:

The Global Dominion Of Dictators Against Democracy, the most feared alliance this world has ever seen

Highly debateable. I remember the GDODAD as little more than a bunch of powermongers and bad roleplayers.
Ma-tek
21-11-2003, 19:51
Woe to the world, woe!

Yes, that was sarcasm.

~ Junior Duty Comms Offcier, EOTED Diplomatic Corps
Automagfreek
21-11-2003, 20:02
AO: Amen, man. I just hope AMF doesn't have a beef against me or I'm screwed.

You've always been good to us in the past, so no, we don't have any beef with you.
The Silver Turtle
21-11-2003, 21:06
I laught pathetically at all you. What makes you think that this time the GDODAD will falter. There is a saying, three times a charm. This is the third reincarnation of the GDODAD. This will be forever lasting. Democracies, fear for your own power, for a form of government that really works for the people is truly coming.

This time we will suceed. Why? for those who are rightous will always find a way to suceed, and this is the reason for our constant resurrection. We shall never falter. We will be strong, all in the name of the people. Can we really trust all people to know what is right for every person? No, the majority only cares for the majority, and therefore the Democracy is inherently discriminatory and biased. The Democracy is inherently evil. The Democracy is selective, and only cares for the few elites in society, not the people like what they would make you think. They use falsified UN reports and the like to try and paint us as the evil ones, and make themselves look good.

However there is hope, and hope lies within absolute rule. Absolute rule is what took man out of the stone age and allowed civillization to flurish until modern day, when this experiment known as democracy has only brought chaos.

Now it is time to return to our roots. It is time to realize that Absolute rule, whether be the monarchy or dictatorship. For the Absolute ruler is working for the people, no one else. The absolute ruler can look out for all his subjects, and not work for the "majority," but work for all. For these reasons we need the Dictatorship or any other form of Absolute Rule.

Remember.

One Voice for Peace, One Voice for Justice, One Voice for Freedom, and One Voice for ALL!

World Lowest Crime Rates:

Goobergunchia - 12871
Barbarosea - 15151
Automagfreek - 19344
Lord Christopher Scott - 22663
Note how Goober misses out The Ineffable Imperial Dominion of The Silver Turtle, original founder and leader of the GDODAD, rated at approximately 1500 for the lowest crime rates...
Aust
21-11-2003, 21:11
Horry, your back. Does this mean the CoE is useless. Can I join?
Garrison II
21-11-2003, 21:17
I got 617 now for a crime rate down from 620 then 625
The Silver Turtle
21-11-2003, 21:34
I want a squadron of X-wings without hyperdrives, and the R2 units to go with them. Hey, if we're sending satellites up, we need something to protect them!
??? *considers sending a DSA to blow them up for fun, but decides against it 'cos they're not worth it*

AMF, stop yelling at the Evil Smurfs. I saw them before they "died". They are good(our type, not the UN "good") people, even though they be small of stature and blue of skin, they still know the true path to world domination. Fuhrer Smurf, if you are still interested in joining, then I would be glad to have you aboard.
Aust, this does not mean the CoE is useless, but yes you may also apply for GDODAD membership. The GDODAD-only members will not have access to the CoE forums, and vice-versa. Of course members of both will have access to both. Just have to wait for the forums to work...

His Imperial Majesty, The Great Ineffable Bob.
Scandavian States
21-11-2003, 21:45
AO: Amen, man. I just hope AMF doesn't have a beef against me or I'm screwed.

You've always been good to us in the past, so no, we don't have any beef with you.

But that begs the question on how long that's going to last, because we're on opposite sides now. Oh well, I guess it had to end some time, I'm just glad you've sworn off nukes.
Automagfreek
21-11-2003, 22:48
AMF, stop yelling at the Evil Smurfs. I saw them before they "died". They are good(our type, not the UN "good") people, even though they be small of stature and blue of skin, they still know the true path to world domination. Fuhrer Smurf, if you are still interested in joining, then I would be glad to have you aboard.

Sorry...I don't trust smurfs, carneys, or any other "funny" creature.

I've got my eyes on you, smurf boy!


http://www.sideshowtoy.com/images/gold/thumb/3401.gif
Minister Hartman
-Minister of Foreign Affairs-

OOC: LMAO! I couldn't resist!
Sketch
21-11-2003, 22:56
As long as we're gonna brag about low crime rates......I'm 33rd....in the world :P
Arribastan
21-11-2003, 22:59
I'm quitting the GDODAD. it's stupid.
Arribastan
21-11-2003, 22:59
I'm quitting the GDODAD. it's stupid.
Neo Haven
21-11-2003, 23:31
I was around for GDODAD's last incarnation but i'm not entirely clear on how they operate, what's the likelihood they'll invade a quiet country that keeps itself to itself merely because it's a democracy?
Barbarosea
22-11-2003, 01:17
Not likley
Thelas
22-11-2003, 01:20
If I know TST and Nod, a small quite nation will be ICly ignored as a possible member. (OOC: After some spec ops operations :D )
22-11-2003, 03:32
GDODAD?
The Global Dominion Of Dictators Against Democracy, the most feared alliance this world has ever seen. The most powerful alliance this world has ever seen. I could go on and on...
But it floundered, as has been gone for many long NS years. But now it has returned, to fight the old fight, and restore Evil and Dictatorships to their rightful place in command of the world.
Don't mess with us.

His Imperial Majesty, The Great Ineffable Bob.

Pfft. Im not sure if you can claim all these aspects.
Liverpool England
22-11-2003, 03:34
GDODAD?
The Global Dominion Of Dictators Against Democracy, the most feared alliance this world has ever seen. The most powerful alliance this world has ever seen. I could go on and on...
But it floundered, as has been gone for many long NS years. But now it has returned, to fight the old fight, and restore Evil and Dictatorships to their rightful place in command of the world.
Don't mess with us.

His Imperial Majesty, The Great Ineffable Bob.

Pfft. Im not sure if you can claim all these aspects.

I think I'd have to back them up. When [violet] archives the WWs4 and 5 threads, look it up.
22-11-2003, 03:35
Awhell, Im not worried.
Barbarosea
22-11-2003, 03:47
so we see... :twisted:
The Evil Smurfs
22-11-2003, 07:22
Ah, excellent. Good to be aboard.

Führer Smurf
Ma-tek
22-11-2003, 20:20
Ah, GDODAD. Pray tell, will you be such a prating and pathetic worm of an organisation in this second incarnation as you were in the first? Or have the leaders those nations leading this... worthless tirade... finally had backbones implanted?

A GDODAD member with a spine; that would certainly be a first!

~ Ambassador Relhatti
Crimmond
22-11-2003, 20:32
Ah, GDODAD. Pray tell, will you be such a prating and pathetic worm of an organisation in this second incarnation as you were in the first? Or have the leaders those nations leading this... worthless tirade... finally had backbones implanted?

A GDODAD member with a spine; that would certainly be a first!

~ Ambassador RelhattiLet them alone Ma-Tek. They aren't the smane GDODAD as before. This one has experience and a brain. Check out author: GDODAD News.

That'll explain most of it.
Scandavian States
22-11-2003, 20:48
Ah, GDODAD. Pray tell, will you be such a prating and pathetic worm of an organisation in this second incarnation as you were in the first? Or have the leaders those nations leading this... worthless tirade... finally had backbones implanted?

A GDODAD member with a spine; that would certainly be a first!

~ Ambassador Relhatti

Better spineless than having a stick shoved so far up one's ass that it supplants one's spine, at least then they can be guaranteed to not cause undo problems for those who do not desire them. Frankly, I hope the whole GDODAD takes offense to your arrogant little message, maybe being brought down to Earth and breathing proper air will cure that insufferably arrogant attitude you seem to have all the time.

OOC: Yes, that was IC.
22-11-2003, 21:14
(ooc: this is Neo-Wu, except Neo-Wu don't work no more, so I'm just going to use this nation.)

The Kaiser looked over the documents very carefully, studying specifically GDODAD and its international habits. The nations a part of the alliance seemed...a bit off...but had a firm grasp on its citizens. 'So, this is the third official reincarnation of this alliance....sounds pretty unstable. Its best if we just steer clear of these guys.' Brusilov though to himself.

--------

++Open Transmission++
++From: Kaiser Nikolai Brusilov++
++The Imperium of Tilvek++

"Your pact looks to be a sound warmachine indeed, but what you lack is commitment. We do not wish to become intangled in your affairs. Don't take this the wrong way, we do not wish to be your enemies. Just stay out of our business, and we will do the same."

_________
http://forums.portent.net/avatar.php?userid=8924&dateline=1042745780
Kaiser Nikolai Brusilov
The Imperium of Tilvek
'De Opresso Liber'
Ma-tek
22-11-2003, 21:38
Ah, GDODAD. Pray tell, will you be such a prating and pathetic worm of an organisation in this second incarnation as you were in the first? Or have the leaders those nations leading this... worthless tirade... finally had backbones implanted?

A GDODAD member with a spine; that would certainly be a first!

~ Ambassador Relhatti

Better spineless than having a stick shoved so far up one's ass that it supplants one's spine, at least then they can be guaranteed to not cause undo problems for those who do not desire them. Frankly, I hope the whole GDODAD takes offense to your arrogant little message, maybe being brought down to Earth and breathing proper air will cure that insufferably arrogant attitude you seem to have all the time.

OOC: Yes, that was IC.

My, do I detect a hint of jealousy in that tone?

~ Ambassador Dejure
Crimmond
22-11-2003, 22:14
My, do I detect a hint of jealousy in that tone?

~ Ambassador DejureThat was something, but I don't think it was jealousy. More like offense and despise for you.
Scandavian States
23-11-2003, 05:35
Ah, GDODAD. Pray tell, will you be such a prating and pathetic worm of an organisation in this second incarnation as you were in the first? Or have the leaders those nations leading this... worthless tirade... finally had backbones implanted?

A GDODAD member with a spine; that would certainly be a first!

~ Ambassador Relhatti

Better spineless than having a stick shoved so far up one's ass that it supplants one's spine, at least then they can be guaranteed to not cause undo problems for those who do not desire them. Frankly, I hope the whole GDODAD takes offense to your arrogant little message, maybe being brought down to Earth and breathing proper air will cure that insufferably arrogant attitude you seem to have all the time.

OOC: Yes, that was IC.

My, do I detect a hint of jealousy in that tone?

~ Ambassador Dejure

Jealousy of what? Your ability to insult someone in such a manner that they become physically ill every time you speak? Or perhaps your lack of respect for others who are not of your race? No, I do not think so.
Imperial Forces
23-11-2003, 05:39
OOC: IF, if you don't want future tech I'll retract the spacefleet. But you're going down...Nothing personal though...Well, actually...


OOC: A T-gram to this topic would be a good idea. And no future tech.

IC:"Any Attack in front of the world would be foolish, you would get more headaches in invading us than not."

-The Sacred Empire of Imperial Forces
http://www.ameritech.net/users/rwatson2002/jan18_plate1.gif
The Brotherhood of Nod
23-11-2003, 12:11
I laught pathetically at all you. What makes you think that this time the GDODAD will falter. There is a saying, three times a charm. This is the third reincarnation of the GDODAD. This will be forever lasting. Democracies, fear for your own power, for a form of government that really works for the people is truly coming.

This time we will suceed. Why? for those who are rightous will always find a way to suceed, and this is the reason for our constant resurrection. We shall never falter. We will be strong, all in the name of the people. Can we really trust all people to know what is right for every person? No, the majority only cares for the majority, and therefore the Democracy is inherently discriminatory and biased. The Democracy is inherently evil. The Democracy is selective, and only cares for the few elites in society, not the people like what they would make you think. They use falsified UN reports and the like to try and paint us as the evil ones, and make themselves look good.

However there is hope, and hope lies within absolute rule. Absolute rule is what took man out of the stone age and allowed civillization to flurish until modern day, when this experiment known as democracy has only brought chaos.

Now it is time to return to our roots. It is time to realize that Absolute rule, whether be the monarchy or dictatorship. For the Absolute ruler is working for the people, no one else. The absolute ruler can look out for all his subjects, and not work for the "majority," but work for all. For these reasons we need the Dictatorship or any other form of Absolute Rule.

Remember.

One Voice for Peace, One Voice for Justice, One Voice for Freedom, and One Voice for ALL!

World Lowest Crime Rates:

Goobergunchia - 12871
Barbarosea - 15151
Automagfreek - 19344
Lord Christopher Scott - 22663
Note how Goober misses out The Ineffable Imperial Dominion of The Silver Turtle, original founder and leader of the GDODAD, rated at approximately 1500 for the lowest crime rates...

Not to mention the Brotherhood's crime rate: #793 in the world.

I, Kane, Messiah to the Brotherhood of Nod, am, along with my 1.923 billion brethren, delighted to rejoin GDODAD. The mortals of this world, together with the immortals, I might add, should shake with fear. Our armies are ready and our economy is booming (OOC: as it has been doing for the past 10 months).

http://www.solcon.nl/fhjgoorman/niek/kane2.jpg
Kane, Messiah of the Brotherhood of Nod, Puppetmaster of The Great Zebediah, Master Magician of the Rogue Nation of Annoying Bugs, Military Head of the Global Dominion Of Dictators Against Democracy and CEO of the Brotherhood Trade Corporation, member of the Corporate Coalition, member of the Arda Alliance.

P.S. The Rogue Nation of Annoying Bugs has mysteriously dissappeared. It's leader, the Great Zebediah (http://www.solcon.nl/fhjgoorman/niek/zebediah2.gif), has transferred all AB assets to the Brotherhood. The Great Zebediah himself is now a permanent member of the Brotherhood Inner Circle.
23-11-2003, 12:17
"Well, this certainly makes things interesting"

"Can we increase the defence budget?"

"Sure, but GDODAD is not a direct enemy of ours"

"I know, but it's still a good excuse to raise military funding"

"You sly devil you!"

~Random councilmembers
23-11-2003, 15:31
After reading the news that the GDODAD has been resurrected, High Councilman Dirk Dales calls for his administrative aide, Bob.

Dirk: Bob, did you happen to see this news about the GDADOD?

Bob: Yes sir, I saw it this morning before I put it on your desk.

Dirk: Have intelligence start a new dossier on this latest incarnation. I don't want anyone suprised by anything if it hits the fan.

Bob: It's already being done, sir.

Dirk: Good. Also, have intelligence keep an eye on all the anti-GDODAD groups, they're dangerous too.

Bob: Understood.

Dirk: Inform me if anything major happens with this sitauation. That'll be all, Bob.


After Bob leaves the High Councilman's office, Dirk prepares a statement, then holds a press conference.

"Today, we have learned that an old alliance has been renewed. This alliance is none other than the infamous GDODAD. This alliance is one that may eventually prove to be a threat to our nation, and so it will be monitored. We will make no aggressive moves towards the GDODAD, and hopefully, they will follow suit.

Also forming are anti-GDODAD groups, which may also eventually prove to be a threat. We will handle them as we will handle the GDODAD. We must, however, remain alert with the possibility that we will eventually have to defend ourselves from one of these groups. We can only hope that won't be necessary. We cannot rely on hope however, instead we must rely on ourselves."
Aust
23-11-2003, 18:05
Us spineless huh...i'm not spineless well some of the slaves from Teacos (Ex-nation) are but thats because there half stag bettle
Phyrric
24-11-2003, 09:13
if I am shaking it is because the lack of sleep and the mesmorizing shakes from hypnosis that usually follows, you know, the ones where the body just kinda does a little convulsion from fatique.

no worries, Phyrric applies the typical punitive tariffs on their goods. I think we get Wrigley's gum from STS, used to be 25 cents before tariffs, now 2500 bucks after.

Officially.....whatever.
imported_Celeborne
24-11-2003, 09:39
OOC: Is this the return of the numberwanker wars ? Individually you guys were good role players but lumped up together you were just a bunch of numberwanking bullies. Is this going to start again ? If so please post a list of your members so I can blanket ignore the bunch of you, if not..... could be fun.

IC: Why ?
Automagfreek
24-11-2003, 09:40
OOC: Is this the return of the numberwanker wars ? Individually you guys were good role players but lumped up together you were just a bunch of numberwanking bullies. Is this going to start again ? If so please post a list of your members so I can blanket ignore the bunch of you, if not could be fun.

IC: Why ?

OOC: Um...that was uncalled for. :evil:

In case you haven't bothered to read the threads, things are different in GDODAD this time around.
imported_Celeborne
24-11-2003, 09:45
OOC: Is this the return of the numberwanker wars ? Individually you guys were good role players but lumped up together you were just a bunch of numberwanking bullies. Is this going to start again ? If so please post a list of your members so I can blanket ignore the bunch of you, if not could be fun.

IC: Why ?

OOC: Um...that was uncalled for. :evil:

In case you haven't bothered to read the threads, things are different in GDODAD this time around.

OOC: Yes it may have been uncalled for, but I have some very bad memories of attempting to role play with GDODAD, I do not believe that you were a member at that time, I could be wrong. I have not had any interactions with this latest incarnation so I could be wrong. But I was around for the entire CDA vs GDODAD thing and the exploding bubble crisis and all of that , and it left a bad taste in my mouth for GDODAD. You are correct I have not read through the thread, so I am not aware of the differences. For that I blame no one but myself. I will judge this incarnation by it's own merits. Fair ?
Automagfreek
24-11-2003, 09:46
OOC: Fair enough.
Vrak
24-11-2003, 09:59
OOC: Is this the return of the numberwanker wars ? Individually you guys were good role players but lumped up together you were just a bunch of numberwanking bullies. Is this going to start again ? If so please post a list of your members so I can blanket ignore the bunch of you, if not..... could be fun.

IC: Why ?

OOC: This coming from a guy tho thinks it's easy to move 70 to 100 million people from a nation. :roll:
imported_Celeborne
24-11-2003, 10:07
OOC: Is this the return of the numberwanker wars ? Individually you guys were good role players but lumped up together you were just a bunch of numberwanking bullies. Is this going to start again ? If so please post a list of your members so I can blanket ignore the bunch of you, if not..... could be fun.

IC: Why ?

OOC: This coming from a guy tho thinks it's easy to move 70 to 100 million people from a nation. :roll:

Do you have nothing better to do then forum stalk me ?And I am sorry but I do not see a relationship or platform for comparison, I guess that you just did not understand what I was saying to them.
imported_Celeborne
24-11-2003, 10:16
AMF : First this is an OOC post. I have gone back and caught up on the threads that I could find (sorry to have shot off before I did my research, my bad, and I appologize for my hasty words). It does appear to be a different kind of orginization, and though I am sure that you do not need my recomindation or condimnation, I think this one has hope. I am sure that we will be on opposite sides of most wars that we are both involved in , but I look forward to roleplaying with you. You have a couple of problem children in your group , but I am sure a little guidance will teach them the way of RPing bad guys well.
Automagfreek
24-11-2003, 10:18
AMF : First this is an OOC post. I have gone back and caught up on the threads that I could find (sorry to have shot off before I did my research, my bad, and I appologize for my hasty words). It does appear to be a different kind of orginization, and though I am sure that you do not need my recomindation or condimnation, I think this one has hope. I am sure that we will be on opposite sides of most wars that we are both involved in , but I look forward to roleplaying with you. You have a couple of problem children in your group , but I am sure a little guidance will teach them the way of RPing bad guys well.

OOC: I'll buy that for $1!!!
imported_Celeborne
24-11-2003, 10:20
OOC: Glad you liked it :) Even us chronic do-gooders can admit when we are wrong.
24-11-2003, 14:21
OOC: IF, if you don't want future tech I'll retract the spacefleet. But you're going down...Nothing personal though...Well, actually...


OOC: A T-gram to this topic would be a good idea. And no future tech.

IC:"Any Attack in front of the world would be foolish, you would get more headaches in invading us than not."

-The Sacred Empire of Imperial Forces
http://www.ameritech.net/users/rwatson2002/jan18_plate1.gif
OOC: Sorry. I intended to but my computers messed up and won't show new telegrams or let me send them, unless I'm logged in as a different user (long story) but it's definatly my computer and not NS. Anyway, Spacefleet retracted to deal with the Zoir Pirates. No time for IC post just now, am in school and not supposed to be doing this. BTW 'Tis TST using puppet-alias Whang.
Vrak
24-11-2003, 14:48
OOC: Is this the return of the numberwanker wars ? Individually you guys were good role players but lumped up together you were just a bunch of numberwanking bullies. Is this going to start again ? If so please post a list of your members so I can blanket ignore the bunch of you, if not..... could be fun.

IC: Why ?

OOC: This coming from a guy tho thinks it's easy to move 70 to 100 million people from a nation. :roll:

Do you have nothing better to do then forum stalk me ?And I am sorry but I do not see a relationship or platform for comparison, I guess that you just did not understand what I was saying to them.

OOC:

Not forum stalking you at all. Do you consider someone making a comment on your post forum stalking? I dare you to back up your ridiculous charge. In fact, I invite the mods, or anyone else for that matter, to search all of my posts and see if I am following you throughout the NS forums and replying to your posts. If my memory serves me correct, the only time you and I exchanged any words was when I finally tired of your moronic drivel and forced you to run with your tail between you legs.

But let me make this absolutely clear to you: people who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones, Celeborne. In other words, before you start accusing GDODAD of numberwanking, why don't you take a look in the mirror?
imported_Celeborne
25-11-2003, 06:52
With many apologies to GDODAD for this horrible act of threadjacking. Please forgive me for contributing to this, but I could not let this go unanswered.


OOC: This coming from a guy tho thinks it's easy to move 70 to 100 million people from a nation. :roll:

No I do not think that it is easy, and I have never attempted to move that number of people. My refugee program has not accepted a number of refugees that large. Do I think that it is possable, yes. It would take a great deal of time and money, but it could be done. If you would like to continue the discussion of this matter, I ask you to take it to a new thread and I will be happy to debate with you about it at length.


OOC:

Not forum stalking you at all. Do you consider someone making a comment on your post forum stalking? I dare you to back up your ridiculous charge. In fact, I invite the mods, or anyone else for that matter, to search all of my posts and see if I am following you throughout the NS forums and replying to your posts. If my memory serves me correct, the only time you and I exchanged any words was when I finally tired of your moronic drivel and forced you to run with your tail between you legs.{/quote]

I have always been big enough to admit when I am wrong. You are not forum stalking me. I do not remember running with my tail between my legs or moronic drivel, I just had other things to do and forgot about you.
If you would like to take this discussion up in the original thread I will be more than happy to talk with you. I ask that you keep it civil however.

[quote=Vrak]
But let me make this absolutely clear to you: people who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones, Celeborne. In other words, before you start accusing GDODAD of numberwanking, why don't you take a look in the mirror?

I do not think that you understood what I was saying or the context of the comment, but if you prefer to attack me verbally I understand. I opened myself up for it when I launched an attack on GDODAD without reviewing all of the facts, I have already cleared that up with them , so I hope that you will desist as well. I understand your confusion about my refugee program I just don't agree with you. I will ask you in the future that if you wish to confront me on something that you do it either by t-gramm or in the original thread, not by restarting an old discussion in someone elses thread (which I am guilty of as well in this case.).

Thank you members of GDODAD for allowing me this space to respond.
Vrak
25-11-2003, 08:51
OOC: Very well, if you wish to continue this discussion then perhaps telegrams are best. Otherwise, we can just agree to disagree.