Skeletor for a Better Eternia
Cannot think of a name
29-10-2003, 11:52
Skeletor for a Better Eternia
Build Bridges not DragonWalkers
Eternia is a wasteland!
Industry-gone!
Agriculture-gone!
Infrastructure-gone!
And what has Prince Adam done?
He's built a DragonWalker for He-Man.
Can the commoner use a DragonWalker to take his goods to market?
No!
Can a DragonWalker connect communities and open trade and prosperiety?
No!
Don't the people of Eternia desirve better?
Skeletor says yes!
He-Man and his puppet, Prince Adam, would have you believe that Skeletor is evil, that he wants to destroy Eternia.
But just look at Skeletor's cabinet:
Beastman & Merman-who is better for the enviroment, the very soul of Eternia. And the diplomate Tri-Clops, famous for seeing issues from all sides.
And what of Prince Adam's cabinet?
Man-at-Arms, Ram Man, and the infamous He-Man. Tools of war and out right destruction that have lead Eternia to it's present sorry state. And their un-trustworthy diplomat Man-E-Faces, which one is real?
Eternia can do better, and Skeletor wants to take you there. Don't believe the lies! Stand up for a better Eternia, a one with bridges, not DragonWalkers!
(yeah it's kinda stupid, but I needed a break.)
The Most Glorious Hack
29-10-2003, 12:08
SKELETOR FOR GODHOOD!
Der Angst
29-10-2003, 12:11
rofl
HAIL SKELETOR!
Skeletor for a Better EterniaActually that was really really good thingie.
I've been thinking similar thing with some other fantasy series. (You can guess what it is.)
Two sides. Both sides hate each other. One is "good", one is "evil".
Good says: "Believe in me, sheep, I'm good. If you do, you'll be saved."
Bad says: "No-one's gonna save you. Believe in yourself and save yourself."
Who do you trust?
-Arynth-
29-10-2003, 12:17
Vote!!
http://www.coke-babies.com/writing/florida/florida5/skeletor.jpg
Cannot think of a name
29-10-2003, 12:21
The Friends of the Skeletor for a Better Eternia Campaign"Build Bridges not Dragonwalkers" appreciates your support and invintes you to join the grass-roots campaign to save Eternia from it's warlord government.
Did you know? That Prince Adam's chief advisors are Man-at-Arms and a reclusive mystic?
Help spread the word! Together we can save Eternia!
brought to you by Friends of the Skeletor for a Better Eternia Campaign"Build Bridges not DragonWalkers"
Cannot think of a name
29-10-2003, 12:26
Skeletor for a Better EterniaActually that was really really good thingie.
I've been thinking similar thing with some other fantasy series. (You can guess what it is.)
Two sides. Both sides hate each other. One is "good", one is "evil".
Good says: "Believe in me, sheep, I'm good. If you do, you'll be saved."
Bad says: "No-one's gonna save you. Believe in yourself and save yourself."
Who do you trust?
You know what's always bothered me with this one? One still seems in service of the other, so it always seems like having the Warden responsible for crimes of the inmates.
This is why they never let me sit up front.
I agree! Down with He-Man!
http://www.princeton.edu/~weinberg/heman/skeletor.jpg
<Ridiculous Cackling>
Did you all know skelator has gone into the music industry?
So by the power of greyskull, go look at this
http://www.malevole.com/mv/misc/tribute/
Cannot think of a name
29-10-2003, 12:47
Did you all know skelator has gone into the music industry?
So by the power of greyskull, go look at this
http://www.malevole.com/mv/misc/tribute/
I don't know what was cooler, YMCA in a foriegn language or it being sung by Skeletor.
Nope, got it:being sung by Skeletor. That was funny as hell.
I mean-ahem-
This shows Skeletor's commitment to the development of Eternia's youth! Skeletor has ingaged the youth, rather then Greyskull's simply hiring the child friendly but ultimately empty Orco!
Join Friends of the Skeletor for a Better Eternia"Build bridges, not DragonWalkers" and save Eternia!
Did you all know skelator has gone into the music industry?There used to be a band called "Hero Inc." and they had songs about heros. One of the songs were "He-Man". That was cool when they played that live. Nowadays they are called Goddamage (http://www.goddamage.net). Not anymore hero music. :(
-Arynth-
29-10-2003, 12:57
Did you all know skelator has gone into the music industry?There used to be a band called "Hero Inc." and they had songs about heros. One of the songs were "He-Man". That was cool when they played that live. Nowadays they are called Goddamage (http://www.goddamage.net). Not anymore hero music. :(
That's too bad :( I fondly remember the days when I played He-Man and She-Ra with my friend. I was always Tila until She-Ra came, then I was the Princess of Power :D
Cannot think of a name
29-10-2003, 13:02
The office hours of Friends of the Skeletor for a Better Eternia"Build Bridges, not DragonWalkers" have come to a close (I really need to get to bed), but they invite you to continue to spread the word to the unbelievers! Together we can save Eternia!
or you can talk about whatever you want. doesn't matter.
(I do think it'd be cool if someone found a picture of a dragonwalker, though)
Parthonia
29-10-2003, 14:12
And let us not forget that Skeletor has the most multi-ethnic cabinet and general administration as well! :D
Love this thread :lol:
And what has Prince Adam done?
He's built a DragonWalker for He-Man.
lol! nice one ahahaha! :lol:
*Edit* I forgot to add this http://mysite.freeserve.com/boogieondown2/IHAVETHEPOWER.jpg
I VOTE FOR SKELETOR!
Skeletor for president!
Isn't Stratos a buddy of that war monger He Man?
Did you all know skelator has gone into the music industry?
So by the power of greyskull, go look at this
http://www.malevole.com/mv/misc/tribute/
:lol: :lol: :lol: That was great!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
Loved Skeletors and Hordaks little dance.
-Arynth-
29-10-2003, 14:35
Did you all know skelator has gone into the music industry?
So by the power of greyskull, go look at this
http://www.malevole.com/mv/misc/tribute/
:lol: :lol: :lol: That was great!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
Loved Skeletors and Hordaks little dance.
Hordak!! Thank you!! I was going crazy trying to remember his name!
Did you all know skelator has gone into the music industry?
So by the power of greyskull, go look at this
http://www.malevole.com/mv/misc/tribute/
:lol: :lol: :lol: That was great!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
Loved Skeletors and Hordaks little dance.
Hordak!! Thank you!! I was going crazy trying to remember his name!
No problem.
that was quite funny :lol:
Parthonia
29-10-2003, 15:25
Here's something to keep the cause going:
http://hometown.aol.com/evillordskeletor/myhomepageindex.html
It's a silly site but check out "Skeletor's Tales of Twisted Toy Humor" :lol:
Parthonia
29-10-2003, 15:40
...and the top 11 members of his administration! :lol:
http://www.ugo.com/channels/filmTv/features/eleven/minionsofskeletor/
Cannot think of a name
29-10-2003, 18:53
Isn't Stratos a buddy of that war monger He Man?
You know, I think you're right. In defrence to that I'll change the campaign post.
Parthonia
30-10-2003, 08:47
Bump for Skeletor! :twisted:
The Resi Corporation
30-10-2003, 09:17
Isn't Stratos a buddy of that war monger He Man?As is Mechaneck. I think he and Aquaman should fight to see who's the most worthless superhero. :lol:
By the power of Grayskull. I have the power!!! to bump this thing.
Parthonia
31-10-2003, 10:43
I can't believe Spamnia almost got this thread lost! I bet he wass a spy for that tyrant He-Man. :evil: :lol:
Cannot think of a name
31-10-2003, 11:04
Isn't Stratos a buddy of that war monger He Man?As is Manneck. I think he and Aquaman should fight to see who's the most worthless superhero. :lol:
I've always been bothered by Ant-man.
Meckaneck is Watching You!
Prince Adam war cabinet of He-Man, Man-at-Arms, and Teela are after your privacy. Manneck, who can extend is neck, is Prince Adam's Intellegence minister and who knows what he's seeing. Can this tool of the He-Man Eternia/Eternal war cabal?
End the madness! Help Skeletor take back your right to prosperous, and private, Eternia.
Brought to you by the Friends of the Skeletor for a Better Eternia CampaignBuild Bridges not DragonWalkers
(thanks to those who saved this)
Cannot think of a name
31-10-2003, 11:16
I can't believe Spamnia almost got this thread lost! I bet he wass a spy for that tyrant He-Man. :evil: :lol:
A clear indication of what they are willing to stoop to just to end any resistance!
Brought to you by the Friends of Skeletor for a Better Eternia Campaign "Build Bridges, not DragonWalkers"
To join Friends of Skeletor for a Better Eternia Campaign"Build Bridges not DragonWalkers" simply further the cause....or just keep putting that behind stuff....it's kinda of a loose group.
Have I been miss-spelling Skeletor this entire time?
BUILD BRIDGES NOT DRAGONWALKERS
Moonshine
31-10-2003, 17:17
Vote!!
http://www.coke-babies.com/writing/florida/florida5/skeletor.jpg
Picture caption:
Oh behave!
And yeah. This thread has 11/10 on my Excellence-meter.
Isn't Stratos a buddy of that war monger He Man?As is Manneck. I think he and Aquaman should fight to see who's the most worthless superhero. :lol:
I've always been bothered by Ant-man.
Manneck is Watching You!
Prince Adam war cabinet of He-Man, Man-at-Arms, and Teela are after your privacy. Manneck, who can extend is neck, is Prince Adam's Intellegence minister and who knows what he's seeing. Can this tool of the He-Man Eternia/Eternal war cabal?
End the madness! Help Skeletor take back your right to prosperous, and private, Eternia.
Brought to you by the Friends of the Skeletor for a Better Eternia CampaignBuild Bridges not DragonWalkers
(thanks to those who saved this)
I think his name is Meckaneck. Not Manneck.
Cannot think of a name
31-10-2003, 23:47
Isn't Stratos a buddy of that war monger He Man?As is Manneck. I think he and Aquaman should fight to see who's the most worthless superhero. :lol:
I've always been bothered by Ant-man.
Manneck is Watching You!
Prince Adam war cabinet of He-Man, Man-at-Arms, and Teela are after your privacy. Manneck, who can extend is neck, is Prince Adam's Intellegence minister and who knows what he's seeing. Can this tool of the He-Man Eternia/Eternal war cabal?
End the madness! Help Skeletor take back your right to prosperous, and private, Eternia.
Brought to you by the Friends of the Skeletor for a Better Eternia CampaignBuild Bridges not DragonWalkers
(thanks to those who saved this)
I think his name is Meckaneck. Not Manneck.
I thought that was off. I'll change it.
The Resi Corporation
01-11-2003, 03:37
Errr... my bad! :oops:
*changes his post*
Cannot think of a name
01-11-2003, 04:22
Errr... my bad! :oops:
*changes his post*
You shouldn't feel bad, at least you-as the campaigns founder-didn't put a character on the wrong side......man was that embarassing.......
Skely!!!!Skely!!!!Skely!!!!Skely!!!!Skely!!!!Skely!!!!
DOWN WITH HE-MAN!!!!! OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!!!! SKELETOR WILL LEAD US INTO NEW GOLDEN AGE!!!! So, first point on the agenda:
1. Kill the so called heroes.
Cause, lets face it. They will never stop with their terrorist actions until our rightfull leader and deity, Skeletor, has been ousted from power.
I suggest however we keep Teela around. To...err...re educate her... :lol:
Kneel before your democratic elected king and deity you scum. The great and magnificant and most mercifull Skeletor!!!
Cannot think of a name
01-11-2003, 07:02
Kneel before your democratic elected king and deity you sum. The great and magnificant and most mercifull Skeletor!!!
We at the Skeletor for a Better Eternia campaign like to think of Skelator as a concencus builder wrongfully labelled a horror by the shallow thinking Prince Adam regime. Just because he has a skull for a head he is evil? NO! Skelator simply is showing you his naked honest self, not even disguised by flesh or deceptive facial features!
The Friends of the Skeletor for a Better Eternia Campaign "Build Bridges not DragonWalkers appreciates your support.
Why do you keep typing our masters name wrong? That makes him sad. If he had eyeballs he would cry. :cry:
Cannot think of a name
01-11-2003, 07:08
Why do you keep typing our masters name wrong? That makes him sad. If he had eyeballs he would cry. :cry:
I'm a bad speller and thread concensus led me to question the spelling. I did a little research to be sure and you are right (as I was originally) and I apologise.
I certainly don't want to make Skeletor cry.
Why do you keep typing our masters name wrong? That makes him sad. If he had eyeballs he would cry. :cry:
I'm a bad speller and thread concensus led me to question the spelling. I did a little research to be sure and you are right (as I was originally) and I apologise.
I certainly don't want to make Skeletor cry.
That makes the master happy. If he had lips he would smile. :D
Cannot think of a name
01-11-2003, 07:18
Why do you keep typing our masters name wrong? That makes him sad. If he had eyeballs he would cry. :cry:
I'm a bad speller and thread concensus led me to question the spelling. I did a little research to be sure and you are right (as I was originally) and I apologise.
I certainly don't want to make Skeletor cry.
That makes the master happy. If he had lips he would smile. :D
In all honesty, that's practically all he does.
A happy leader for Eternia!
Brought to you by...ah you get what I'm saying....