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The Mother of All Wars!

19-10-2003, 08:27
The Empire of Treznor is appalled by the rude behaviour the Holy Empire of Iraqstan demonstrated toward the Emperor's Mother. She came home in tears last night and locked herself in her room with naught but a box of tissues and bon-bons. We hereby demand that the Empire of Iraqstan make reparations to our Empire by killing their leader and submitting to the rule of the Empire of Treznor.

We give you five minutes to respond.

Devon Treznor
19-10-2003, 08:29
The Holy Empire of Iraqstan are both shocked and disgusted by the filthy under handed ways of the Empire of Treznor and the Führer himself has said that the dirty woman insulted him first.

He will not apologise and the Holy empire will NOT kill Carlos. As such we also demand your mother pay Carlos 150 bajillion M€ for wasteing his time.

You have 5 minutes to respond.

~Muhammed Saeed al-Sahaf
Iraqstani Information Minister.
19-10-2003, 08:35
Not another one!

19-10-2003, 08:37
The Empire of Treznor officially declares the Empire of Iraqstan to be a rogue state and declares war in the interests of our national defence. Prepare to die, unwashed dogs!

Hugs and kisses,
Devon Treznor
19-10-2003, 08:37
In a bid to hopefully cheer the poor old Monarch up, Your Nickname donates a gift of 1,000 Lolly Pops to the Empire of Treznor's royal family.

19-10-2003, 08:38
The Holy Empire of Iraqstan here by declares The Empire of Treznor to be sub-human vermin and thus be exterminated with extreme prejudice. In accordance of Iraqstani law AA432 we do declare war on the Empire of Treznor.

Prepare to meet your goddess, vermin of the tides!

With love and snuggles
Carlos Quil'Raya.
19-10-2003, 08:51
OOC: and Watertest watched them fight and kill themselves, and everyone lived happily ever after.
19-10-2003, 08:52
The Empire of Treznor ignores the godmodding of "Your Nickname." You're too young to have that many Lolly Pops! Besides, we will not be denied our rightful vengeance!

Thirty thousand stealthed transports open their doors over Iraqstani airspace and drop millions of small, spherical nodes. The nodes explode on impact, sending up a puff of white smoke. The smoke is actually spores designed to drift on the winds until they come into physical contact with an Iraqstani citizen. The spores then release the geneered protovirus that re-writes the DNA of the citizen, leaving out crucial protein sequences. The net effect is that within twelve hours, the victim becomes a puddle of protoplasmic goo. They further infect anyone they come in contact with before the final moment of hideous liquification.

The Empire of Treznor will have its vengence.
19-10-2003, 08:55
We are too old enough to have that many Lollys! I'll show you how many Lollys we have!

*Carpet bombs Treznor will Lolly Pops, and Bombers shapes like giant Lolly Pops*


OOC: :lol: Sorry, a bit wakey now... Broke my arm, and the pain medication is getting to me...

All hail the mighty Lolly!
19-10-2003, 08:56
In response to this outrage! The Holy Empire of Iraqstan will exact their revenge!

Deep in the under ground bunker of the Iraqstani nuclear command silos the commanders slowly begin to liquify but not before pressing the

Beep...............Beep....................Beep......Beep....Beep...Beep.BeepBeepBeepBeepBeep. "Warning Nuclear missiles launched." As one 5,000,000 nuclear missiles rise up out of the ground all around the holy empire all locked onto the Empire of Treznor and fly into the air.

As the 12 hours pass all the people of Iraqstan except Carlos who is really a native of some random country that has no name and he cant die because he's my uber cool and main char and I'll cry and moan like a certain nano-plauge mistaken char once did if he gets killed. The streets of the holy empire are running with liquid where in Treznor carpet nuclear attacks fall from the heavens and explode their 500 bazilatone warheads upon the nation.

Post Losses.

With Love and liquid hands
Carlos the not quite Iraqstani Quil'raya.
19-10-2003, 08:57
OOC-Pablicosta buys ticket to watch the show, from a sealed container.
19-10-2003, 09:00
As a token of um... gratitude... for your outright blatant use of Weapons of Mass Destruction, which is against the Geneva Convention, the government of Your Nickname sends Carlos 1,000 Lolly pops, which are coated in Anthrax, and laced with scynide.

"No one can resist a Lolly! Enjoy!"
19-10-2003, 09:01
Carlos Ignores the attack by Your nickname since they cannot have over 2,000 lollypops! Begone heathen wench! Lest my daisy wrap itself around your buttocks!

19-10-2003, 09:02
The shockwave carries over the entire Treznor landscape as 5,000,000 nuclear explosions go off at once, consuming once prime real-estate in the primordial fires of creation.

When the last shockwave clears, the land is smooth as far as the eye can see, without a single living creature stirring.

The Empire of Treznor retaliates, there's no one left.

What say we just retcon this whole thing and say it never happened? :oops:
19-10-2003, 09:03
works for me. And I'm sorry your mother is a rolling goat with cheese breath. Wasnt my fault she called me a tree loving hippy.

Consider this Retconned!
19-10-2003, 09:04
As a token of um... solitude... for your lose...? Does that even make sense? Anyway, each dust pile in the Nuclear Waste Zone, formerly known as Treznor, will recieve one Lolly Pop!
19-10-2003, 09:04
OOC: The nation of Katangara sends messages with the words "what a tanty" written on them to the nation of YourNickname.
19-10-2003, 09:07
What? Insult my mother, will you? I demand...

OOC: Okay, the silliness is over. Back to some serious play!
19-10-2003, 09:08
OOC: Twas fun my buddy :P helped releive sillyness hehehe.

Bye bye.
Reploid Productions
19-10-2003, 09:08
Tsume Dragonis overflies what's left of Iraqstan and Treznor and calls them both silly!

19-10-2003, 09:09
It can never be over! Viva-le-sillyness!

*Starts beating the leader of Treznor with a really BIG Lolly Pop*
19-10-2003, 09:09
Carlos tackles Tsume with a rubber mallet and snuggles him all the time chanting "Repz0r Repz0r RAAR RAAR RAAR" :D
Reploid Productions
19-10-2003, 09:12
Tsume is tackled and yells, "Let go of me you organic twat!"
19-10-2003, 09:14
Carlos lets go of Tsume after a final big Carlossnuggle and runs off giggling and ranting like a madman that he really is. "Goodbye yay!"

Dread Lady Nathicana
19-10-2003, 09:15
Nathicana wakes up with a start, her breath coming fast. It takes her a bit to realize shes in her own room, in her own bed, and all is quiet and calm.

What the ... gods what a crazy dream! Memo to me: No more spicy meatballs as a late night snack.

She grumbles, snuggles back down in the covers, muttering imprecations about 'those damned men' for one reason or other, and promptly goes back to sleep.

ooc: No, I didn't see this. Really, I didn't. *snickers*
19-10-2003, 09:20
Giggling quietly Carlos sneaks into Nathicana's bedroom, crawls up onto the bed and leans down near her ear and loudly yells "BOOGEY WOOGEY WAKE UP NATHI!" before jumping off the bed and screeching with glee out of the room.
19-10-2003, 09:22
Suddenly, I run in the bedroom, and yell "Lolly pops for EVERYONE!" and shove several Lolly's in Lady Nathicana's mouth, then run out skipping.
Endless Crimes
19-10-2003, 09:29
Somewhere in the Central Atlantic, Metatron awakens, sweating.

Never, ever take those damn pills... again.
19-10-2003, 09:33
Suddenly, over the ship Metetron is on, a small object flies many thousand of feet up in the atmosphear. It opens it's bomb bay, and hundreds of Lolly Pops bombard Metetron!
19-10-2003, 09:43
Okay, folks. We've now progressed beyond silliness into pure hijacking.

This thread has finished. If you'd like to pursue more silliness, make your own threads and invite people to join them. This one is done.