30-09-2003, 18:56
Unidentified Aircraft Launches From Near Tahar Joblis; Government Denies Everything to Foreign Reporters.
Today Tahar Joblissan officials denied having had "anything to do" with the recent launch of what would appear to be a 4000' long zeppelin from a floating position a scant 100 miles outside of Tahar Joblissan controlled ocean space.
"The government of Tahar Joblis had nothing to do with the construction or launching of this device."
In spite of Tahar Joblis's traditionally tight control and close control of the waters surrounding the main island, Tahar Joblissan officials furthermore stated they had "No information for public release regarding the purpose of this craft," "No idea what the motives of its builders might be," and "Absolutely cannot be held responsible for the actions of this vessel."
Heading at a steady clip of about 50 mph westwards of Tahar Joblis, the ominously looming vessel is larger than most Tahar Joblissan military dirigibles, although it is still dwarfed by the legendary Mile Dirigible. TJAF elements appear to be completely ignoring the vessel as it heads west.
Tahar Joblissan officials also publicly denied the possibility that the alleged zeppelin could be military in nature, although they furthermore denied any responsibility in the event that they could be wrong.
Asked if the vessel could possibly be carrying Tahar Joblissan military grade weaponry, Tahar Joblissan officials quickly denied this, stating as an additional clarification that - if it were to have such weaponry - it must not have been manufactured in Tahar Joblis, distributed through proper channels, or have anything but a coincidental resemblance to Tahar Joblissan equipment.
At the time of publication, details on a series of confidential referenda were not available to foreign press, and Tahar Joblissan media outlets have been remarkably tightlipped*, spouting no more than four thousand currently counted conspiracy theories and unofficial press releases on the topic, which agree in remarkably few aspects with one another.
*Ordinarily, this many denials would be linked to at least ten thousand stories in the Tahar Joblissan media broadcast abroad.
Today Tahar Joblissan officials denied having had "anything to do" with the recent launch of what would appear to be a 4000' long zeppelin from a floating position a scant 100 miles outside of Tahar Joblissan controlled ocean space.
"The government of Tahar Joblis had nothing to do with the construction or launching of this device."
In spite of Tahar Joblis's traditionally tight control and close control of the waters surrounding the main island, Tahar Joblissan officials furthermore stated they had "No information for public release regarding the purpose of this craft," "No idea what the motives of its builders might be," and "Absolutely cannot be held responsible for the actions of this vessel."
Heading at a steady clip of about 50 mph westwards of Tahar Joblis, the ominously looming vessel is larger than most Tahar Joblissan military dirigibles, although it is still dwarfed by the legendary Mile Dirigible. TJAF elements appear to be completely ignoring the vessel as it heads west.
Tahar Joblissan officials also publicly denied the possibility that the alleged zeppelin could be military in nature, although they furthermore denied any responsibility in the event that they could be wrong.
Asked if the vessel could possibly be carrying Tahar Joblissan military grade weaponry, Tahar Joblissan officials quickly denied this, stating as an additional clarification that - if it were to have such weaponry - it must not have been manufactured in Tahar Joblis, distributed through proper channels, or have anything but a coincidental resemblance to Tahar Joblissan equipment.
At the time of publication, details on a series of confidential referenda were not available to foreign press, and Tahar Joblissan media outlets have been remarkably tightlipped*, spouting no more than four thousand currently counted conspiracy theories and unofficial press releases on the topic, which agree in remarkably few aspects with one another.
*Ordinarily, this many denials would be linked to at least ten thousand stories in the Tahar Joblissan media broadcast abroad.