Tsaraine
08-09-2003, 13:38
OOC: Yes, it's a bad pun, I know. The nations used in here, apart from Tsaraine and Nathicana, will not be found in the NS lists; they're fictional (more fictional, that is), and are the little things which border Tsaraine. This idea was worked out with Dread Lady Nathicana over IRC.
Presidential Palace, Kel Aestrakant, Free Republic of Aestrakant
President-General Miguel Aestrakor leaned back uncomfortably in his seat, and gulped nervously. Things had not been going well for the Free Republic of Aestrakant; without the expected international investment, the free market he'd dreamed of had never appeared; without that free market, disillusioned officers of the Aestrakor Freedom Corps had splintered the original West Tsarainese state into a massive jumble of competing warlord territories - much like the situation to the East of the wastes. The old days were looking better and better.
And now the living incarnation of those old days, Division Five Commandant Rene Seingult, was sitting on the other side of his desk ... wearing the Iron Crown of the Dominion!
"Er," he said uneasily, "Er. I, er, hope you don't mind. Me making this nation."
"Rebellion is punishable by death, Platoon Commandant Aestrakor," the Lady Protector - Fate help him, the Domina - said, "But after what you've done to the Western Provinces, I think you can keep this pile of shit."
"So, er, what do you want then? Er."
"I plan to put a pipeline through your "nation", Platoon Commandant."
"But it's, it's my nation!"
"I believe I've already pointed out that your life is forfeit, should I choose to allow such as you back into the Dominion." the temperature in Miguel's gut dropped several degrees, from chilly to subzero.
"Now, we can do this the easy way or the hard way, though the hard way would not be so much harder for me, and it would be more satisfying. The easy way involves you ceding me the rights to a one-kilometer strip of land right through your southern province, to be policed by Dominion troops and any incursions to be anwered with maximum force. The hard way involves Dominion tanks rolling that land flat first. Which will it be?"
It was hardly a question with more than one answer; the Commonwealth, or the Dominion as she called it, could roll through Kel Aestrakant without noticing it was there.
"The, er, easy way."
"Good man. Keep up your good work, and I may even allow you to have your Platoon Commandant's pins back."
She pushed a thick sheaf of papers across the table. "Sign these."
Aestrakor picked up his pen, and began to read.
"...I, the undersigned Miguel F. Aestrakor, honourary landholder of those territories known as Aestrakor, do assign in perpetuity unto the Dominion of Tsaraine..."
Revolution Command, Kel Undant, People's Socialist Union of Undant
Comrade President-Commandant Rejiya would be more difficult, Rene Seingult reflected as she was shown in to the leader's flag-bedecked office. Eirkhanz Rejiya had kept a tighter rein on his section of the Western Provinces, doing with a combination of Tsarainese collectivism and Chinese communism what Aestrakor hadn't been able to do with free market capitalism; create a viable state. Undant was the largest, most prosperous, and fiercest of the new nations of the Western Provinces, stretching from the Obsadian Wastes around in a crescent south and west of Aestrakant.
Rene chuckled silently to herself. Aestrakant! If that fool named a nation after himself, no wonder it came to grief!
"My lady." Comrade President-Commandant Eirkhanz Rejiya, formerly Province Commandant Eirkhanz tsaRejiya, bowed with difficulty; he'd gone somewhat to fat in the thirty-odd years since she'd seen him last, and was looking much older.
My god, his hair's white. It was black when I saw him last. He was young when I saw him last. Not much older than me, Fate be merciful!
"You look as stunning as ever, Division Commandant," Rejiya said, flashing her a grin, "You must tell me how that is possible. But why are you here, in this Fate-accursed little section of the Western Provinces? I do hope you don't want to take it away."
"Not yet, President-Commandant," Rene replied, "Not if I can do buisness with you, anyway."
Rejiya grew solemn. "Buisness! That horrible, magical word! Aestrakor is a rather pathetic man, you know. I'm told you spoke to him."
"Indeed I did. You see, I'm looking to put in a pipeline from the Wastes to an ally. Fresh water, you know. Having intimidated that fool Aestrakor into granting me a long strip of Aestrakant, I'm interested in doing similar in Undant."
The President-Commandant held up a hand in warning. "If you mean to take part of my nation, be warned that I'm neither so scared of you as that fool Aestrakor nor so devoted to you as that fool Rai Lingh tsaYareh - yes, I've heard about Rai Lingh - as to cede it to you so easily."
She waved his concerns aside. "I said similar, Rajiya, not the same. I was thinking, oh, construction and policing rights to a one-kilometer strip of land through your northern sectors, in return for a certain annual tonnage of ore sold at fixed rates to the People's Socialist Union of Undant."
"Hmmm," Rajiya said, "You do realise there's very little to stop me from holding you hostage here? I'm certain that I could bargain a much higher price, and you're in no position to resist." He waved to her wheelchair.
"You could try," Rene smiled icily, "I do like a leader who thinks ruthlessly, but I'm afraid you couldn't achieve anything apart from your very swift termination. Kaiten, demonstrate."
The big Rukine Knight nodded, and Rene felt the hair-raising tingle of his shark-senses flow past her.
Rajiya gasped, face turning red as he looked about wildly.
"That's enough, Kaiten."
"What ... what was that?"
"Alteration of emotions through electromagnetic field manipulation. In that case, my friend, terror. We call them Rukine Knights. And you should really get your blood pressure looked at; such a red face isn't healthy in a man your age."
The President-Commandant scowled, smoothing his uniform.
"And now," Rene smiled, "Let us negotiate."
Presidential Palace, Kel Aestrakant, Free Republic of Aestrakant
President-General Miguel Aestrakor leaned back uncomfortably in his seat, and gulped nervously. Things had not been going well for the Free Republic of Aestrakant; without the expected international investment, the free market he'd dreamed of had never appeared; without that free market, disillusioned officers of the Aestrakor Freedom Corps had splintered the original West Tsarainese state into a massive jumble of competing warlord territories - much like the situation to the East of the wastes. The old days were looking better and better.
And now the living incarnation of those old days, Division Five Commandant Rene Seingult, was sitting on the other side of his desk ... wearing the Iron Crown of the Dominion!
"Er," he said uneasily, "Er. I, er, hope you don't mind. Me making this nation."
"Rebellion is punishable by death, Platoon Commandant Aestrakor," the Lady Protector - Fate help him, the Domina - said, "But after what you've done to the Western Provinces, I think you can keep this pile of shit."
"So, er, what do you want then? Er."
"I plan to put a pipeline through your "nation", Platoon Commandant."
"But it's, it's my nation!"
"I believe I've already pointed out that your life is forfeit, should I choose to allow such as you back into the Dominion." the temperature in Miguel's gut dropped several degrees, from chilly to subzero.
"Now, we can do this the easy way or the hard way, though the hard way would not be so much harder for me, and it would be more satisfying. The easy way involves you ceding me the rights to a one-kilometer strip of land right through your southern province, to be policed by Dominion troops and any incursions to be anwered with maximum force. The hard way involves Dominion tanks rolling that land flat first. Which will it be?"
It was hardly a question with more than one answer; the Commonwealth, or the Dominion as she called it, could roll through Kel Aestrakant without noticing it was there.
"The, er, easy way."
"Good man. Keep up your good work, and I may even allow you to have your Platoon Commandant's pins back."
She pushed a thick sheaf of papers across the table. "Sign these."
Aestrakor picked up his pen, and began to read.
"...I, the undersigned Miguel F. Aestrakor, honourary landholder of those territories known as Aestrakor, do assign in perpetuity unto the Dominion of Tsaraine..."
Revolution Command, Kel Undant, People's Socialist Union of Undant
Comrade President-Commandant Rejiya would be more difficult, Rene Seingult reflected as she was shown in to the leader's flag-bedecked office. Eirkhanz Rejiya had kept a tighter rein on his section of the Western Provinces, doing with a combination of Tsarainese collectivism and Chinese communism what Aestrakor hadn't been able to do with free market capitalism; create a viable state. Undant was the largest, most prosperous, and fiercest of the new nations of the Western Provinces, stretching from the Obsadian Wastes around in a crescent south and west of Aestrakant.
Rene chuckled silently to herself. Aestrakant! If that fool named a nation after himself, no wonder it came to grief!
"My lady." Comrade President-Commandant Eirkhanz Rejiya, formerly Province Commandant Eirkhanz tsaRejiya, bowed with difficulty; he'd gone somewhat to fat in the thirty-odd years since she'd seen him last, and was looking much older.
My god, his hair's white. It was black when I saw him last. He was young when I saw him last. Not much older than me, Fate be merciful!
"You look as stunning as ever, Division Commandant," Rejiya said, flashing her a grin, "You must tell me how that is possible. But why are you here, in this Fate-accursed little section of the Western Provinces? I do hope you don't want to take it away."
"Not yet, President-Commandant," Rene replied, "Not if I can do buisness with you, anyway."
Rejiya grew solemn. "Buisness! That horrible, magical word! Aestrakor is a rather pathetic man, you know. I'm told you spoke to him."
"Indeed I did. You see, I'm looking to put in a pipeline from the Wastes to an ally. Fresh water, you know. Having intimidated that fool Aestrakor into granting me a long strip of Aestrakant, I'm interested in doing similar in Undant."
The President-Commandant held up a hand in warning. "If you mean to take part of my nation, be warned that I'm neither so scared of you as that fool Aestrakor nor so devoted to you as that fool Rai Lingh tsaYareh - yes, I've heard about Rai Lingh - as to cede it to you so easily."
She waved his concerns aside. "I said similar, Rajiya, not the same. I was thinking, oh, construction and policing rights to a one-kilometer strip of land through your northern sectors, in return for a certain annual tonnage of ore sold at fixed rates to the People's Socialist Union of Undant."
"Hmmm," Rajiya said, "You do realise there's very little to stop me from holding you hostage here? I'm certain that I could bargain a much higher price, and you're in no position to resist." He waved to her wheelchair.
"You could try," Rene smiled icily, "I do like a leader who thinks ruthlessly, but I'm afraid you couldn't achieve anything apart from your very swift termination. Kaiten, demonstrate."
The big Rukine Knight nodded, and Rene felt the hair-raising tingle of his shark-senses flow past her.
Rajiya gasped, face turning red as he looked about wildly.
"That's enough, Kaiten."
"What ... what was that?"
"Alteration of emotions through electromagnetic field manipulation. In that case, my friend, terror. We call them Rukine Knights. And you should really get your blood pressure looked at; such a red face isn't healthy in a man your age."
The President-Commandant scowled, smoothing his uniform.
"And now," Rene smiled, "Let us negotiate."