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http://www.heckler-koch.de/html/english/behoerden/03_rifles/03_images/03_09_weapon_01.jpg

I HAVE GUNS. I AM POWERFUL! *beats chest*

I WILL DESTROY YOU WITH MY POTENCY COMPLEX. I AM LARGE AND STRONG. LOOK AT MY BEAUTIFUL WEAPON. RAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH.

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

...

I have no idea of how to respond to that topic line.

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I have no idea of how to respond to that topic line.

WANNA FIGHT?

I fail to undertans the Terran politics.

But then again I would have my Neutro-hyper gothical blaster at hand if and only if my kinsmen had not destroyed themselves in the same way.

Kravisnitoltol to my fellow planetsmen and women and others.

...

I have no idea of how to respond to that topic line.

WANNA FIGHT?

Welll... alright

If anyone's wondering why I posted this, here's an answer. I'm trying to caricature the thought processes of some of the more belligerent nations, which can think of nothing but their weapons, which I have dubbed "steel penises."

http://www.heckler-koch.de/html/english/behoerden/03_rifles/03_images/03_09_weapon_01.jpg


I'll take 500 of these. ;)

http://www.heckler-koch.de/html/english/behoerden/03_rifles/03_images/03_09_weapon_01.jpg


I'll take 500 of these. ;)

YOU'VE GOT YOURSELF A DEAL, FORUMWALKER. THE TOTAL COMES TO 1 ARBITRARY "CREDIT."

Kiss my ass, ditech.com!

Ill but 10 squillion of them in pale pink and unlimited ammo and with a force field generator....please :shock:

BAH, YOUR 'WEAPONS' ARE HIGHLY 'UNREALISTIC.' THIS MAKES MINE 'LARGER' RELATIVE TO THEM.

http://www.heckler-koch.de/html/english/behoerden/03_rifles/03_images/03_09_weapon_01.jpg


I'll take 500 of these. ;)

YOU'VE GOT YOURSELF A DEAL, FORUMWALKER. THE TOTAL COMES TO 1 ARBITRARY "CREDIT."

Kiss my ass, ditech.com!

gg

OK, I WILL THROW IN A FREE SWEDISH-MADE...NEVER MIND.

BAH, YOUR 'WEAPONS' ARE HIGHLY 'UNREALISTIC.' THIS MAKES MINE 'LARGER' RELATIVE TO THEM.

YOU ARE FALSE DATA!

A free Swedish Victoria Silvesdtsumthing as my Martian hands can't really type it out?

PENISES

PAY~NIS?

Perhaps this opens up a whole new market for strap on hardware...
strap on pistols for boys
strap on Bazookas for...ahem :oops:

YOU ARE FALSE DATA!

HA, YOU ARE SIMPLY JEALOUS OF MY GREATER MANLINESS AND ABILITY TO PROVIDE FOR A FAMILY WHICH STEMS FROM MY KNOWLEDGE THAT THE FONT SIZE GOES UP TO TWENTY-NINE.

YOU ARE FALSE DATA!

HA, YOU ARE SIMPLY JEALOUS OF MY GREATER MANLINESS AND ABILITY TO PROVIDE FOR A FAMILY WHICH STEMS FROM MY KNOWLEDGE THAT THE FONT SIZE GOES UP TO TWENTY-NINE.

FALSE DATA CAN ACT ONLY AS A DISTRACTION. THEREFORE, I SHALL REFUSE TO PERCEIVE YOU. THE ONLY THING WHICH EXISTS IS MYSELF.

You know, I'd be totally scared of you if it wasn't that you were selling crappy, pansy weapons.

Where's the OICWs? Where's the MACS? Where's the SOCOM pistols? Geez, man, get with the times.

HA HA HA! YOU FEEL THREATENED BY MY THREATENINGNESS, AND MUST SHUT IT OUT TO AVOID EMBARASSMENT! THIS MAKES ME FEEL EVEN MORE MANLIER! I SHALL GO OFF AND BE OBSCENELY SMUG TO 'IRL' PEOPLE WHO HAVEN'T THE FAINTEST CLUE WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!

You know, I'd be totally scared of you if it wasn't that you were selling crappy, pansy weapons.

Where's the OICWs? Where's the MACS? Where's the SOCOM pistols? Geez, man, get with the times.

Screw you. BTW, when did I say I was selling them?

NOTE: I GET BIG-ASS DISCOUNTS FOR MY BRAND LOYALTY, SO YOU CAN SHOVE YOUR SOCOM PISTOLS UP YOUR ASS. I BET YOU'D LIKE IT, TOO. AHAHAHA I AM HETEROSEXUAL AND DO NOT ENJOY THINGS BEING PLACED IN MY REAR. CAN YOU SAY THE SAME?

How much for 5 million sniper rifles and 5 million submachine guns?

How much for 5 million sniper rifles and 5 million submachine guns?

4,324 Arbitrary "Credits."

I'll take it!

So, you've only got 5 of those actual weapons?


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Brand loyalty my foot! My men'll come over there and shove an UP5 up your rear!

NOTE: I was just making an illogical observation based on the idea that I wanted to be a jackass to NationStates members today.

So, you've only got 5 of those actual weapons?

What do you mean?

My men'll come over there and shove an UP5 up your rear!

No, they won't.

Just as long as your steel peni don't shoot blanks. If they do, we might have some steel Viagara for you.

Anybody who takes about shoving something up another man's rear under this subject really shoulkd reconsider his sexuality....

Yes, actually they will. I emply the services of Rainbow Six. :P

Before you made a sell order, you stated that I was incorrect in assuming you had weapons to sell. So, I then assumed that the 5 weapons you showed us were in fact your personal collection and not representative of your military's arsenel.

Is this still correct, or do you actually intend to sell weapons to us?

Anybody who takes about shoving something up another man's rear under this subject really shoulkd reconsider his sexuality....

Reconsideration has begun. I'll let you know the results tomorrow.

Yes, actually they will. I emply the services of Rainbow Six. :P

Which uses the same weapons I do.

Before you made a sell order, you stated that I was incorrect in assuming you had weapons to sell. So, I then assumed that the 5 weapons you showed us were in fact your personal collection and not representative of your military's arsenel.

Is this still correct, or do you actually intend to sell weapons to us?

The penises pictured are represenative of my military's arsenal, but I do not sell them directly. I merely act as a liason between other Heckler und Koch GmbH and other nations. The post wasn't meant to be an advertisement, but rather, a display of might. When people asked to buy, however, I took the oppurtunity to look good with HK.

http://www.heckler-koch.de/html/english/behoerden/01_pistols/01_images/01_10_weapon_01.jpg
*drools*
~Imperial Military Advisor

I'll take ten-thousand of those, please. *drool*
~Holy Emperor Vladimir

OOC: And I laugh at anyone who thinks this guy is being serious. :lol:

APPEAR!!!

You guys are totaly sick! :x :roll: :!: :!: :? :oops:

You guys are totaly sick! :x :roll: :!: :!: :? :oops:

You guys are totaly sick! :x :roll: :!: :!: :? :oops:
Heh maybe we are... So what?

Btw i wanna buy 5,000 pistols. Send the cost of all with a telegram pls.

You guys are totaly sick! :x :roll: :!: :!: :? :oops:
Heh maybe we are... So what?

Btw i wanna buy 5,000 pistols. Send the cost of all with a telegram pls.

You guys are totaly sick! :x :roll: :!: :!: :? :oops:

I AM POWERFUL. YOU ARE WEAK. HA HA HA. LET'S FIGHT.

Got any OICW's?? :twisted:

OOC: OMFG, I think I wet myself reading this thread.

Osutoria-Hangarii, have you been watching too much Legend of the Overfiend again?

Got any OICW's?? :twisted:

Not yet. They're not quite out yet.

Osutoria-Hangarii, have you been watching too much Legend of the Overfiend again?

Legend of What?

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I HAVE GUNS. I AM POWERFUL! *beats chest*

Your topic name is screwed up. Get one of those guns and shoot yourself with it.

http://www.heckler-koch.de/html/english/behoerden/05_machineguns/05_images/05_02_weapon_01.jpg

http://www.heckler-koch.de/html/english/behoerden/01_pistols/01_images/01_10_weapon_01.jpg

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http://www.heckler-koch.de/html/english/behoerden/03_rifles/03_images/03_09_weapon_01.jpg

I HAVE GUNS. I AM POWERFUL! *beats chest*

Your topic name is screwed up. Get one of those guns and shoot yourself with it.

OMG NO

Bump for posterity.

GLA Gerbil says:
http://www.snorkelsforgerbils.com/gerbil_big.gif I'm bigger than both of you put together! AND IF YOU DONT SHUT UP I WILL BURROW THROUGH YOUR STOMACH AND OUT YOUR TESICLES!

What do guns have to do with your manhood? Shut up and stop thinking you can fight anyone with them, before I drill it off :twisted:

You guys are totaly sick! :x :roll: :!: :!: :? :oops:

I AM POWERFUL. YOU ARE WEAK. HA HA HA. LET'S FIGHT.

YOU ARE NOT POWERFULL. YOU ARE AN OLD MAN WITH A DIAPER. MY CAT WILL EAT YOU! FLUDGY: KILL AND ATTACK!!!

PS Can you cry or blow up a balloon under water?

What do guns have to do with your manhood? Shut up and stop thinking you can fight anyone with them, before I drill it off :twisted:

Not sure which is funnier... the joke, or the people who don't get it...

MY FONTS ARE BIGGER AND MORE OBVIOUS THEN THOSE OF ALL OF YOU. I AM THE BIGGEST AND MANLIEST. RESPECT ME!!!!

The Brit says:
http://www.jms101.btinternet.co.uk/full_sets/special/BoardMod/bobby2.gif I say, Im about to give you all a couple 'o whacks in those areas your so proud off if 'ya don shut up!

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MY STEEL PENISES ARE BIGGER THAN THE REST OF YOU! HA. HA. HA.

Should I post the picture of the Futomara Kousei ICBM?? :lol: :roll:

Osutoria-Hangarii, have you been watching too much Legend of the Overfiend again?

Lol, I don't have the tapes, But i do have a single copy of Urotksoki, The legend of the overfiend (comic rag). a bit strange, but then most Manga/Hentai is. I wonder what sort of dope the illustrators take before starting drawing. :twisted:

MY STEEL PENISES ARE BIGGER THAN THE REST OF YOU! HA. HA. HA.

Should I post the picture of the Futomara Kousei ICBM?? :lol: :roll:

Dunno, just make the posts big enough to read. whats a Futomara Kousei? another Steel Manga Babe from some jap nudie rag for the insane mechanic? does it have a steel P*****y?

MY STEEL PENISES ARE BIGGER THAN THE REST OF YOU! HA. HA. HA.

Should I post the picture of the Futomara Kousei ICBM?? :lol: :roll:

Dunno, just make the posts big enough to read. whats a Futomara Kousei? another Steel Manga Babe from some jap nudie rag for the insane mechanic? does it have a steel P*****y?

It's an intercontinental ballistic missile I designed as a joke after someone called my Makaze surface-to-orbit missile a "Steel Penis". :roll:

Man, the people who don't get the joke are amusing!

http://www.weirdozone.0catch.com/wargames/btdesigns/thumbnails/tme203sulaco.jpg
MY STEEL PENISES FLY IN SPACE. WITH SUBSIDIARY SPACE STEEL PENISES TO DEFEND THEM. MY SELF-PROTECTING SPACE STEEL PENISES OBVIOUSLY ARE A COMPLIMENT RATHER THAN AN INDICATOR OF ANY DEFICIENCY TO MY MANHOOD.

GO AHEAD. BE IMPRESSED BY MY VIRILITY, STRENGTH, AND OBVIOUSLY USEFUL GENETIC TRAITS THAT SHOULD BE CONTINUED ON TO THE IMPROVEMENT OF THE GENE POOL. THAT'S WHAT THEY'RE THERE FOR.

--Hearty Aerospace Pirate Cap'n Scolo

LMAO... :lol: :lol:

LOL! :lol:

My steel penises aren't very big.





My next generation of steel penises that fly in space will be spherical.





OH MY GOD MY MANLINESS HAS BEEN EMASCULATED!

If anyone's wondering why I posted this, here's an answer. I'm trying to caricature the thought processes of some of the more belligerent nations, which can think of nothing but their weapons, which I have dubbed "steel penises."

Good one, Osutoria-Hangarii! I laughed out loud reading this thread. Thank you! :lol:

I think you've been overdoing it a bit ^^;;

Lol great thread :lol:

http://www.cix.co.uk/~nrobinson/railgun/images/Railguns/Dora/GUN04.JPG

nya nya :P

http://rpstudios.ian-justman.com/junk/CGgoods/IGNOREarray.JPG

HA! :lol: Who's got the bigger steel penis NOW?
Geez, and I'm a girl, for crying out loud!

I DO.
http://www.weirdozone.0catch.com/wargames/btdesigns/thumbnails/tme191presidentgeneral.jpg
FEAR MY SUPERCARRIER WITH FLANGES. THE FLANGES INDICATE THAT IT WOULD BE MORE PLEA... UM... FOR... THE... ER...

LET'S JUST SAY THAT IT HEIGHTENS THE EXPERIENCE AND IS OBVIOUSLY YET ANOTHER INDICATOR THAT I AM A SUPERIOR BREEDING PARTNER.

AND NOT "MAKING UP" FOR ANYTHING IN ANY WAY WHATSOEVER.

Yeah, ain't it weird, Rep? Most people aren't sure of my gender. Just being my usual silly self.

--Hearty Aerospace Pirate Cap'n Scolo

ALL OF YOU DIE!.....

Now that's uncalled for. Hey, Rep, I think we've intimidated someone...

Oh, and goodbye, Ziotah.

--Hearty Aerospace Pirate Cap'n Scolo.

http://members.yourlink.net/jgerard/gort/ShieldB.jpg (http://members.yourlink.net/jgerard/gort/cinder.wav)

When you absolutely, positively, need every stupid jerk on the planet vaporized... there's only one nine-foot tall giant robot to call.

http://www.weirdozone.0catch.com/projects/nationstates/scolo_mod.gifScolopendra der Game Mod

My Purgatory is a much bigger a steel penis than your supercarrier with its flanges!
http://rpstudios.ian-justman.com/junk/CGgoods/Purgatorydrop2.JPG

OMG NOES!

I CANNOT COMPETE WITH SUCH PENETRATING POWER.

*sniff*

*goes off into a corner and cries*

--Hearty Aerospace Pirate Cap'n Scolo

My next generation of steel penises that fly in space will be spherical.


OMG!!!


YOU'VE GOT BALLS!!!


What a man!!!

My (EDIT) HOWITZERS are the biggest and "have" the longest and they and shoot out the farthest and most potent projectiles.

http://www.ciar.org/~ttk/mbt/mbt/mbt.crusader-howitzer.991020.jpg

Knottoos joo n00b tehy si teh howitsers not teh tanks. And tehres beter Russian tanks tahn yuor howitsers. I will poast anoyingly bigg picchures of Russian tanks.

MY FLOATING STEEL PENIS WILL DESTROY JOO ALL WITH ITS MIGHTY POWERS!

http://www.angelfire.lycos.com/la3/lanay/newcruisers.JPG

BOW BEFORE ITS MIGHTY SHAPES!

Re: the territory

NO!!!!!!! You nOOb b/c MY tanswitzers are Waaaaaaaaaaaay >insert useless piece of technical data here<

You take back or I will attack you with my big tanks!

http://rpstudios.ian-justman.com/junk/CGgoods/RFHCoJ.JPG

MY STEEL PENIS IS LARGE ENOUGH TO CRUSH AN ENTIRE NATION WITH ITS MONSTROUSLY GODMODEY DISCHARGE. FOR ALL INTENTS AND PURPOSES, MY STEEL PENIS SHOULD NOT EXIST, FOR IT IS SO INCREDIBLY MASSIVE, NO HUMAN BEING WOULD DARE BUILD BIGGER.

AND I AM COMPENSATING FOR SOMETHING.

RAWR.

Scolo, SLAG, stop it, you're scaring me.

Oh, what, Rep doesn't get talked to for having a ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY POINT SEVEN-SEVEN-THREE KILOMETER LONG STEEL PENIS even though she's FEMALE?!

Sexist.

--Hearty Aerospace Pirate Cap'n Scolo

OH MY GOD THIS IS STARTING TO LOOK LIKE TIME CUBE DOT COM!

Oh, what, Rep doesn't get talked to for having a ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY POINT SEVEN-SEVEN-THREE KILOMETER LONG STEEL PENIS even though she's FEMALE?!

Sexist.

--Hearty Aerospace Pirate Cap'n Scolo

If I talked to another female, Sophie would kill me.

At this rate, I may very well build an Ignore Supercannon Mk-V :roll: :lol:

I still think this is one of the funniest titles to a thread that I've ever seen.

At this rate, I may very well build an Ignore Supercannon Mk-V :roll: :lol:

Must...not...talk...to...Rep...

Directed to Milantos:

"C'mon, you apes, d'ya wanna live forever?!"

--unknown platoon sergeant, 1918

Well, I kinda would, but that'd mean paying loads of taxes...*sighs* Fine, whatever.

STOP IT REP! YOU BULLY! Your steel penis will not penetrate my defences!

Oh honestly kids ... we all know it ain't always the size ... it's how you use it. *sly grin*

http://www.weirdozone.0catch.com/projects/nationstates/nathicana/nath_closeup.jpg
--Nathi

Oh honestly kids ... we all know it ain't always the size ... it's how you use it. *sly grin*

http://www.weirdozone.0catch.com/projects/nationstates/nathicana/nath_closeup.jpg
--Nathi

Oh, Nathi, um, ya, wanna come over any time?

Robert, Duke of Estalia
Head of Foreign Affairs

Oh, Nathi, um, ya, wanna come over any time?

Robert, Duke of Estalia
Head of Foreign Affairs

Keep dreamin' sweetness ... ;)

--Nathi

Oh, Nathi, um, ya, wanna come over any time?

Robert, Duke of Estalia
Head of Foreign Affairs

Keep dreamin' sweetness ... ;)

--Nathi

Damnit. Now I remember by joining the church seemed such a good idea.

The I.G.N.O.R.E. Supercannon Mk-IV Pwnz0r is in the process of being utterly pwned :twisted:

The I.G.N.O.R.E. Supercannon Mk-IV Pwnz0r is in the process of being utterly pwned :twisted:

Scolo, make her stop. Please!!!

*keeps hand clenched behind back whilst twitching uncontrollably, then starts laughing manically*

Let it be known that the Idiot Godmoder Noncontinuity Omni-Repellant Eradicator Supercannon Mark-Four "Pwnz0r" has officially been PWNED...

.... By the Idiot Godmoder Noncontinuity Omni-Repellant Eradicator Supercannon Mark-Five!

http://rpstudios.ian-justman.com/junk/CGgoods/IGNOREMK-V-2.JPG

Reppy imma have to tie you up should you continue to out-manly us males with your joygasmic DoGa skillz :P

Oh, but now it'll likely be a month or three before I even think of rolling out a Mk-VI :twisted:

right....*grabs some chains, a chair and stalks after rep* cmere and face pwnination!

*sniff* And all I got is this damn biological unit! Curse you SNAP-ON!

And now for a weird looking fighter....

http://members.cox.net/davage/images/SwallowFighter(AlexAurichio).jpg
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Please stop filling my thread with pictures of fiction. It's really slowing it down for me.

HA! THAT IS PROOF THAT YOU CANNOT COMPETE! YOUR STEEL PENISES ARE WEAKER THAN THEIR'S! THAT MAKES YOU LESS OF A MAN. AND ME MORE OF ONE FOR NOTICING THIS.

http://www.fas.org/man/dod-101/sys/land/oicw4.jpg

MY STEEL PENIS HAS MANY MORE FUNCTIONS THAN ANY OF YOURS, MAKING IT MORE EFFECTIVE. HOWEVER, IT HAS A SHORT BATTERY LIFE AND IS HEAVY.

BUT IT'S WHAT YOU DO WITH IT THAT COUNTS.

HA! THAT IS PROOF THAT YOU CANNOT COMPETE! YOUR STEEL PENISES ARE WEAKER THAN THEIR'S! THAT MAKES YOU LESS OF A MAN. AND ME MORE OF ONE FOR NOTICING THIS.

o rly

For sale:

Anal Bumcover

use protection when you play kidz

I trade 40,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 units

and then some nations for all your money

HAHAHA YOU FOOLS! MY NEW-TECHNOLOGY TITANIUM ENHANCED FORCE-FIELD IMPROVED LASER TASER ELECTRONIC STRANGE BLAH SUPER IGNORE PENISES WILL DESTROY YOU ALL!!!!

*Bump* for a classic! N00bs read this and PH34R! :lol:

Wow look, OH is back...fascinating.

HA! MY COMING FASHOINABLY LATE SUGGGESTS I WAS BUSY WITH SOMEONE FOR...SOMETHING. IT PROVES MY MASCULINITY BY BEING LATE. AND MY PENISES ARE FAR LARGER THAN YOURS, SO LARGE, IN FACT, THAT I'M NOT EVEN GOING TO POST A PICTURE OF THEM TO SHOW I DON'T NEED TO.

Oh my, gentlemen, there is a lady present...

pfft. the plural of penis is peni

Trileon: Thank you for announcing your gender as you entered.
The Blue Viper: We know, but that doesn't mean you can't have fun saying something incorrectly.

Oh my, gentlemen, there is a lady present...

Hell, I'm a lady, and I'm beating pretty much all the men in the Steel Penis contest! :lol: Just lookit the I.G.N.O.R.E. Supercannon Mk-V!

42 is the answer to the Question

Nice to see the mods having fun :lol:
there do seem to be a large number of nations that got 'ex-'ed in here :shock: was it something they said :?:

42 is the answer to the Question

Nice to see the mods having fun :lol:
there do seem to be a large number of nations that got 'ex-'ed in here :shock: was it something they said :?:

Check out the dates on their posts.

pfft. the plural of penis is peni

No...it's either penises or penes.

pfft. the plural of penis is peni

No...it's either penises or penes.

Either way, it`s big.

Such an insane frenzy over metallic genitalia.

Such an insane frenzy over metallic genitalia.

u r a scholar n a gentalman

EDIT: genitalman

Such an insane frenzy over metallic genitalia.

YSE

*walks in*
:shock:
*wisly, slowly walks out*
:shock:

DIE THREAD DIE!

Don't make me get the giant steel Lorena Bobbitt....

DIE THREAD DIE!

Don't make me get the giant steel Lorena Bobbitt....

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

+1

This thing gets weirder and weirder every time that I look at it :shock:

This thing gets weirder and weirder every time that I look at it :shock:


It was pretty weird at the beginning right?

Well, what starts weird ends weird...

*BLINK BLINK*
I jst read though the entire thread and I have one thing to say
I HAVE THE BIGGEST STEEL PENISES AND THEY ARE SO BIG THAT i CNAT POST A PICTURE BUT THEY ARE SO MUCH BIGGER THAN YOURS
why hasn't anymod action been taken against this thread???

why hasn't anymod action been taken against this thread???

because the mods are part of it :lol:

"Mr Sulu! Launch the Anti-Penal weapon at Celack!!"

"Yes, sir!" *all the men on the ship cross their legs*

*the giant steel Lorena Bobbitt launches*


MUAHAHAHAHA!!!!

edited so it won't get deeted.
my bad right?

This post made unnecessary by Celack's greatly appreciated cooperation

I've crossed the line with the splooge comment right?

yep

I PAWN YOU ALL!

http://www.vinod.com/nuke.jpg

you knew it was only a matter of time..... :lol:

why hasn't anymod action been taken against this thread???

because the mods are part of it :lol:

Actually, it hasn't been locked or moved yet because it started as a parody to blatantly make fun of people who overuse WMDs and other such weapons that might be a form of compensation :wink:

So, in a rather roundabout, weird sort of way, it does relate to IC NS stuff ^_^;

http://www.vinod.com/nuke.jpg


:shock:
*gasp*
It's....it's....a giant phallic fireball!

This post made unnecessary by Celack's greatly appreciated cooperation

why hasn't anymod action been taken against this thread???

because the mods are part of it :lol:

Actually, it hasn't been locked or moved yet because it started as a parody to blatantly make fun of people who overuse WMDs and other such weapons that might be a form of compensation :wink:

So, in a rather roundabout, weird sort of way, it does relate to IC NS stuff ^_^;yes but my comment will kill it....

note. I am sorry about my earlier comment. I was trying to fit in but i went overboard.

Eh, it was editted before I saw it, so s'all good. I don't think any of the other mods saw it in time either =p

I think this thread got started about the time AMF introduced the HOUND Mk-2.

note. I am sorry about my earlier comment. I was trying to fit in but i went overboard.

<old man voice>You are forgiven, my son</old man voice>

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ALL MUST BOW TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111

*TOO MUCH IMAGESFR*

ALL MUST BOW TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111

u make teh intrnet cry

*TOO MUCH IMAGESFR*

ALL MUST BOW TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111

u make teh intrnet cry

I know. I do it a lot :lol:

http://home.earthlink.net/~alpha_zero_usm/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/impact.jpg

PWNED!

*tags*

*Crimmond's stupid pic*
PWNED!

http://www.arm.ac.uk/paseg/earth-impact1.jpg
http://www.astro.virginia.edu/class/oconnell/astr121/im/globe-impact-davis-plus.jpg
http://www.resonancepub.com/images/asteroid_impact.gif

f00

http://home.earthlink.net/~alpha_zero_usm/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/impact.jpg

PWNED!

That's just a shadow. A weird one, too.

The current state of Magic China as observed from the Heavy Cruiser CSS Ransom Castle:
http://www.smithsonianmag.si.edu/smithsonian/issues98/apr98/images/crater.jpg

A view from the Dreadnaught CSS StarFlare:
http://www.igeofcu.unam.mx/chicxulub/pic/crater.gif

As you can clearly see, the land is still poisoned and does not support life. The area has become a popular tourist trap for several nations(ours included), adverised as "The Ruins of the Nation we all Loved to Hate, Magic China."

It is also used as a gleaming reminder of the power that one with a Freakin' Huge Cannonball of Justice has at his disposal.

As for the old texts from Magic China... we have put the ones that survived into a line of books such as: 'For I have Tasted the Cannonball, Why Magic China couldn't RP' and "The Magic China Joke Book!(A consolodation of the jibes thrown at MC)'.

We are STILL cleaning up on this guy.

That's just a shadow. A weird one, too.No, that is a CG representation of ten minutes after an asteroid impact

isn't that a pic of lake Ziota, not magic China?

isn't that a pic of lake Ziota, not magic China?*slap* shut up, the tourists don't know that...

isn't that a pic of lake Ziota, not magic China?*slap* shut up, the tourists don't know that...
AH HA! THE TRUTH IS OUT!

.........

ok

isn't that a pic of lake Ziota, not magic China?*slap* shut up, the tourists don't know that...

What's it matter? They both got cratered! :lol:

The current state of Magic China as observed from the Heavy Cruiser CSS Ransom Castle:
http://www.smithsonianmag.si.edu/smithsonian/issues98/apr98/images/crater.jpg

A view from the Dreadnaught CSS StarFlare:
http://www.igeofcu.unam.mx/chicxulub/pic/crater.gif

As you can clearly see, the land is still poisoned and does not support life. The area has become a popular tourist trap for several nations(ours included), adverised as "The Ruins of the Nation we all Loved to Hate, Magic China."

It is also used as a gleaming reminder of the power that one with a Freakin' Huge Cannonball of Justice has at his disposal.

As for the old texts from Magic China... we have put the ones that survived into a line of books such as: 'For I have Tasted the Cannonball, Why Magic China couldn't RP' and "The Magic China Joke Book!(A consolodation of the jibes thrown at MC)'.

We are STILL cleaning up on this guy.


Ah...so that's what happened to him...

congrats Crimmond, for trying to outdo my nuke pics, theis are all directed at you :lol:
ROLL TAPE!

http://www.nottingham.ac.uk/~enxrah/wallpaper/bomb.jpg
http://www.physics.rutgers.edu/~koeth/pix/a-bomb.jpg
http://www.vinod.com/nuke.jpg
http://www.yellowskybook.com/images/nuke-home-blast.jpg
http://www.resonancepub.com/images/asteroid_impact.gif
http://www.astro.virginia.edu/class/oconnell/astr121/im/globe-impact-davis-plus.jpg
http://www.arm.ac.uk/paseg/earth-impact1.jpg
http://evilneog.iespana.es/evilneog/big-bang.jpg

*ode to joy plays in the back ground* :lol:

Actually, I was providing you with more...

Ode to joy? We in Wolfsreich were thinking something from King Missile...

Actually, I was providing you with more...

oh......oops.

oh well. Meet the most destructive weapon of all time:

http://www-pub.naz.edu:9000/~cxearng/homer.gif
you are officaly all OWNED

*hums "Drop the Bomb" and watches the antics*

:shock: :shock:

So...many. So many tremendous phallic fireballs, giant phallic rocks, and...well...one phallic yellow fellow. :?

bksdbvjksvlsdnlsbnlfxhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111

"Party Hard" by Andrew WK

Osutoria-Hangarii supposedly told me to get rid of this..

gay terror taxi

same here...

't'ain't werkin'.

what? It is for me.....damn

ok, let's try this agian:

Osutoria-Hangarii's SO thoughtfull in flaming me for the errors of my ways...

It works after all. It's just takes way too long to load and isn't funny.

after going through this thread, I feel.... irradiated....

hahaha................haha :D :lol:

I AM BIG. I WILL KILL YOU ALL. YOU ARE MY PAWNS.

My text is the ultimate penis! Behold the ultimate in multiple BBCode tags!

HA! I HAVE PWNED YOU AS I HAVE MORE CODES THEN YOU DO, AS I NOW HAVE IT QUOTED AS WELL! PUNY GIRL, I HAVE JUST GOTTEN MANLIER!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111 I AM NOW UBER AS WELL. I PWAN Y0U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111

Uh-oh. If a nation unleashed the might of the Estrogenia cannon, it would totally emasculate everyone with its peaceful compromises liked by both sides...

Uh-oh. If a nation unleashed the might of the Estrogenia cannon, it would totally emasculate everyone with its peaceful compromises liked by both sides...

omg noez

this is my spud gun I am powerfull

http://www.spudtech.com/images/products/Mega-launcher-1.jpg

You might be a Redneck Jedi if....

You ever shot down a TIE Fighter wit a potato cannon.

NOTE TO ATLANTIAN OUTCASTS:

DO NOT POST A BMP IMAGE TO TEH INTARWEB, SMACKTARD!

Jesus, you'd think you'd never seen a mouse before. We're all proud you can use paint, now try and post in an image format that doesn't take a full forty-five seconds to download on broadband, mmmmkay? Bitmap is BAAAD to post to intarweb. JPEG and PNG are goooood. BMP BAAAD! PNG GOOOOD! Okay? Okay!

NOTE TO ATLANTIAN OUTCASTS:

DO NOT POST A BMP IMAGE TO TEH INTARWEB, SMACKTARD!

Jesus, you'd think you'd never seen a mouse before. We're all proud you can use paint, now try and post in an image format that doesn't take a full forty-five seconds to download on broadband, mmmmkay? Bitmap is BAAAD to post to intarweb. JPEG and PNG are goooood. BMP BAAAD! PNG GOOOOD! Okay? Okay!

you know, other people managed to tell me in nicer ways. But, instead of Flaming your ass off, I will post an encore

I PWAN Osutoria-Hangarii kiss my ass, flamer

Sorry, that was really way too angry. But it IS like one of the cardinal sins of the internet, posting an image in BMP format.

I've just seen one too many stupid mistakes today, I guess.

NOTE TO ATLANTIAN OUTCASTS:

DO NOT POST A BMP IMAGE TO TEH INTARWEB, SMACKTARD!

Jesus, you'd think you'd never seen a mouse before. We're all proud you can use paint, now try and post in an image format that doesn't take a full forty-five seconds to download on broadband, mmmmkay? Bitmap is BAAAD to post to intarweb. JPEG and PNG are goooood. BMP BAAAD! PNG GOOOOD! Okay? Okay!

you know, other people managed to tell me in nicer ways. But, instead of Flaming your ass off, I will post an encore

stupid picture kiss my ass, flamer

Ahem. You're not inconveniencing just him, you know. Punishing a particular person by posting an annoying picture in a popular thread is pretty damn lame.

NOTE TO ATLANTIAN OUTCASTS:

DO NOT POST A BMP IMAGE TO TEH INTARWEB, SMACKTARD!

Jesus, you'd think you'd never seen a mouse before. We're all proud you can use paint, now try and post in an image format that doesn't take a full forty-five seconds to download on broadband, mmmmkay? Bitmap is BAAAD to post to intarweb. JPEG and PNG are goooood. BMP BAAAD! PNG GOOOOD! Okay? Okay!

you know, other people managed to tell me in nicer ways. But, instead of Flaming your ass off, I will post an encore

stupid picture kiss my ass, flamer

Ahem. You're not inconveniencing just him, you know. Punishing a particular person by posting an annoying picture in a popular thread is pretty damn lame.
Boo-Hoo

How old are you, AO?

How old are you, AO?

oh, It comes to age. Insulting peoples age. It always comes to this. Pretty sad. You know, I found this thread too be fairly funny. I screw up once, and I am flamed like there is no tommorow. I responed. I get flamed by another person for doing so. Funny. Actualy, I consiter "Lame" pretty dull as far as flaming goes. You want to know my age? I'm 17, jack-ass. I may not know my way around computers too well, but that gives you NO RIGHT to insult me.

How old are you, AO?

oh, It comes to age. Insulting peoples age. It always comes to this. Pretty sad. You know, I found this thread too be fairly funny. I screw up once, and I am flamed like there is no tommorow. I responed. I get flamed by another person for doing so. Funny. Actualy, I consiter "Lame" pretty dull as far as flaming goes. You want to know my age? I'm 17, jack-ass. I may not know my way around computers too well, but that gives you NO RIGHT to insult me.

No, it doesn't. Your failure to remove the image link after becoming aware of its unwieldiness does. I was just curious as to how annoyed I should be.

How old are you, AO?

oh, It comes to age. Insulting peoples age. It always comes to this. Pretty sad. You know, I found this thread too be fairly funny. I screw up once, and I am flamed like there is no tommorow. I responed. I get flamed by another person for doing so. Funny. Actualy, I consiter "Lame" pretty dull as far as flaming goes. You want to know my age? I'm 17, jack-ass. I may not know my way around computers too well, but that gives you NO RIGHT to insult me.

No, it doesn't. Your failure to remove the image link after becoming aware of its unwieldiness does. I was just curious as to how annoyed I should be.

oh, I'm SOO sorry that I'm not always so thoughtful. PLEASE forgive me. Even though you TOLD ME.

Edit: I removed them. HAPPY, Flamer?

How old are you, AO?

oh, It comes to age. Insulting peoples age. It always comes to this. Pretty sad. You know, I found this thread too be fairly funny. I screw up once, and I am flamed like there is no tommorow. I responed. I get flamed by another person for doing so. Funny. Actualy, I consiter "Lame" pretty dull as far as flaming goes. You want to know my age? I'm 17, jack-ass. I may not know my way around computers too well, but that gives you NO RIGHT to insult me.

No, it doesn't. Your failure to remove the image link after becoming aware of its unwieldiness does. I was just curious as to how annoyed I should be.

oh, I'm SOO sorry that I'm not always so thoughtful. PLEASE forgive me. Even though you TOLD ME.

It doesn't take all that much thoughtfulness to get rid of something a lot of people are complaining about. When you take all the instances of the pic down, then I'll be oknp and you won't have to huff and puff anymore.

It doesn't take all that much thoughtfulness to get rid of something a lot of people are complaining about. When you take all the instances of the pic down, then I'll be oknp and you won't have to huff and puff anymore.

EXCUSE me. Just for being forgetfull. BAAAAAD me.

It doesn't take all that much thoughtfulness to get rid of something a lot of people are complaining about. When you take all the instances of the pic down, then I'll be oknp and you won't have to huff and puff anymore.

EXCUSE me. Just for being forgetfull. BAAAAAD me.

You can calm down now, y'know.