"Burying and cremating the dead is such a waste..." says May Bush, head of the Research Department at the McRonald's chain of fast-food restaurants. "They should be recycled for the benefit of the nation! We'll pay the families a little something for their loss, then mince up the bodies and put them in our burgers! I can't see any downsides, can you? It'd save space, recompensate the grieving, and supply everyone with a tasty snack!"
Is it Just me or have i got Cannibals in the food industry?
mmmm... this soylent green is delicious........SOYLENT GREEN IS DELICIOUS!!!!
(actually, have you had "Cannibals Demand to Taste What @@NAME@@ Has to Offer" yet?)
Bears Armed
22-12-2008, 14:42
"Burying and cremating the dead is such a waste..." says May Bush, head of the Research Department at the McRonald's chain of fast-food restaurants. "They should be recycled for the benefit of the nation! We'll pay the families a little something for their loss, then mince up the bodies and put them in our burgers! I can't see any downsides, can you? It'd save space, recompensate the grieving, and supply everyone with a tasty snack!"
Is it Just me or have i got Cannibals in the food industry?
Possibly not... After all, she didn't say that the McRonalds staff themselves would be eating these products... ;)