Placidosis
29-09-2007, 21:44
I enjoy making issue choices that direct the course of my nation. I don't enjoy loaded, one-sided, self-indulgent editorialised spew like this:
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This weekend, a citizen's group calling itself Gun Owners of Placidosis has petitioned Congress with a controversial bill making gun ownership compulsory.
1. "This is a very important step to securing the rights and lives of our families and controlling the government," urges noted gun ownership proponent Colin Rubin. "Not only would it significantly decrease crime, but it would also effectively stop government tyranny in its tracks. Of course, this also means that every wacko and their cousin will have a gun, but don't worry, you'll have a gun to defend yourself from them, so it will all work out."
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2. "While the Gun Owners of Placidosis have the safety and security of our people in mind, it would simply be impractical to enforce," comments Police Chief Alexei Washington. "A better option would be to legalize, and encourage use of, concealed carry laws, which would allow responsible citizens to keep firearms with them at all times, on their person, to kill any wacko or their cousin who they think is threatening them."
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3. "Compulsory gun ownership?! Concealed carry?! Are these fools nuts?!" rants an enraged Million Mummy March activist. "We don't need any of these things! What we need is complete gun registration, so that the government can track down dangerous people, like those people who possess unregistered weapons."
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So; guns, guns or pro gun sarcasm? I wasn't about to vote on this mess. Come to Placidosis with your gunpowder penis and you can expect to be shark food. Dismissed.
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This weekend, a citizen's group calling itself Gun Owners of Placidosis has petitioned Congress with a controversial bill making gun ownership compulsory.
1. "This is a very important step to securing the rights and lives of our families and controlling the government," urges noted gun ownership proponent Colin Rubin. "Not only would it significantly decrease crime, but it would also effectively stop government tyranny in its tracks. Of course, this also means that every wacko and their cousin will have a gun, but don't worry, you'll have a gun to defend yourself from them, so it will all work out."
[Accept]
2. "While the Gun Owners of Placidosis have the safety and security of our people in mind, it would simply be impractical to enforce," comments Police Chief Alexei Washington. "A better option would be to legalize, and encourage use of, concealed carry laws, which would allow responsible citizens to keep firearms with them at all times, on their person, to kill any wacko or their cousin who they think is threatening them."
[Accept]
3. "Compulsory gun ownership?! Concealed carry?! Are these fools nuts?!" rants an enraged Million Mummy March activist. "We don't need any of these things! What we need is complete gun registration, so that the government can track down dangerous people, like those people who possess unregistered weapons."
[Accept]
So; guns, guns or pro gun sarcasm? I wasn't about to vote on this mess. Come to Placidosis with your gunpowder penis and you can expect to be shark food. Dismissed.