NationStates Jolt Archive


Renovate Rehab Units?

Military Soldiers
17-07-2007, 17:24
This is my first issue so please leave some comments and suggestions:



Applicants in your lunatic assylum have recently been commplaining about the conditions there.

"Everyday we wake up and get out of beds with NO MATTRESSES!" screams resident of the assylum, "Freaky" Frank Jones, who you happen to notice is in handcuffs and tied. "The water is filled with chemicals and we we are forced to stay in the premicis and take all day classes to 'control our anger.' All we want is to go out into town, have better living conditions, and maybe not have to take stupid classes every day!"

The head of the center, Lizz Entomee, calmly states "our facility is in top notch condition! Besides, these lunatics have been commiting crimes against our nation! Why should we give them luxurious spaces? And our classes are given because they are lunatics! What would happen if we didn't give them rehab classes? They would be out of control!"
Vontanas
17-07-2007, 22:18
My suggestion, read the stickies. Probably add a compromise option as well.
St Edmundan Antarctic
18-07-2007, 17:14
... and use a spellchecker... ;)

("premises")
Sirocco
18-07-2007, 18:12
We've already got plenty of issues about underfunded health departments... I'd try thinking of something else.