NationStates Jolt Archive

Donna Wegieme, an outraged mother of a freshman boy given a wedgie in school, is charging the perpetrators with harassment.

[1] "What those boys did to my son was terrible," wails a sobbing Donna, flanked by her lawyers. "My son should be able to go to school without fear of having his underwear pulled up over his head! I think this sort of foul play should be punishable by a good old-fashioned paddling!"

Effect: Students who give wedgies in school are spanked with a paddle

[2] @@RANDOMNAME@@, president of the Freshman Greeting Committee, says, "Don't crack down on this! Pranks are a good way to keep freshmen humble and build relations with the seniors, and wedgies are a key part of this!"

Effect: Freshmen live in fear of wedgie-giving seniors

[3] @@RANDOMNAME@@, a wedgie fetishist, says while grimacing in pain from a self-inflicted wedgie, "I think that everyone should be able to share the joy of a good wedgie! Why not make that a law? Everyone should be required to give at least one person a wedgie, and if they don't, punish them with a good bondage session, er, jail sentence."

Effect: The citizens of Khorvania are required by law to give each other wedgies.

yeah... are there any commments on this? In particular, im loooking for a better title.

School pranks don't apply to the population in general?

Its an issue to see how much a government is willing to interfere in everyday life.

I'd suggest changing the focus...

Saying something like mental illness is on the rise... with one of the options blaming childhood bullying...

Its an issue to see how much a government is willing to interfere in everyday life.

I know our issues are parodies, but I can't see any lawmaker anywhere being able to with a straight face suggest there oughtta be a law concerning wedgies.

Perhaps, as suggested, making the focus broader and concerned with bullying in general?