South Lizasauria
20-12-2006, 23:36
OOC: In biology I learned human flesh can be refined into fossil fuels. Here it is.
After scientists recently discovered that the carbon in human cells can be refined into oil, scientists and economists are at your office begging for a contract to get started.
Imagine that! We can turn almost anything organic to fuel! All we need to do is start a campaign to encourage people to place organic garbage in another bin, this bin will have to prevent the contents from spoiling or causing health hazard to the people, and then special trucks can haul them off to the processing plant where we get more oil, plus our landfills will have less junk in them and it helps the economy. Proposes Professor @@RANDOMNAME@@ while showing you samples of oil he made from onions, potatoes and lab rats.
Effect: Storage metallic boxes are seen hauled into large organic fuel processors that supply the nations oil.
Stats: Environment goes up a little bit because less garbage is dumped, economy is thriving
I think this is just amazing! Exclaims biologist @@RANDOMNAME@@ The atoms making up fat, lard, hormones, and most cellular structures can be used to fuel cars, just about any organic matter can be processed and pumped into our cars. Lets have all our criminals get processed and turned to fuel as well!
Effect: Criminals are hauled into large black buildings come out as oil.
Stats: Economy is thriving. Pollution up. Political freedoms and civil rights down.
Hey man! Hurting nature is uncool!!!!! shouts hippie @@RANDOMNAME@@ It not good to throw fruits and vegetables and people into that giant box! They have feeling and personalities too you know!! Man, the only time I ever kill tiny planties is when I gots to make zum angel dust!
Effect: @@NAME@@ has become a third world nation surrounded by clueless peasants and hippies who do tons of drugs.
Stats: Political freedoms and civil rights up, health and safety down, economy way down. Environment way up.
Those are the only three choices I could think up at the moment, I know a Priest would have no problem with the other choice.
Thoughts? Comments?
After scientists recently discovered that the carbon in human cells can be refined into oil, scientists and economists are at your office begging for a contract to get started.
Imagine that! We can turn almost anything organic to fuel! All we need to do is start a campaign to encourage people to place organic garbage in another bin, this bin will have to prevent the contents from spoiling or causing health hazard to the people, and then special trucks can haul them off to the processing plant where we get more oil, plus our landfills will have less junk in them and it helps the economy. Proposes Professor @@RANDOMNAME@@ while showing you samples of oil he made from onions, potatoes and lab rats.
Effect: Storage metallic boxes are seen hauled into large organic fuel processors that supply the nations oil.
Stats: Environment goes up a little bit because less garbage is dumped, economy is thriving
I think this is just amazing! Exclaims biologist @@RANDOMNAME@@ The atoms making up fat, lard, hormones, and most cellular structures can be used to fuel cars, just about any organic matter can be processed and pumped into our cars. Lets have all our criminals get processed and turned to fuel as well!
Effect: Criminals are hauled into large black buildings come out as oil.
Stats: Economy is thriving. Pollution up. Political freedoms and civil rights down.
Hey man! Hurting nature is uncool!!!!! shouts hippie @@RANDOMNAME@@ It not good to throw fruits and vegetables and people into that giant box! They have feeling and personalities too you know!! Man, the only time I ever kill tiny planties is when I gots to make zum angel dust!
Effect: @@NAME@@ has become a third world nation surrounded by clueless peasants and hippies who do tons of drugs.
Stats: Political freedoms and civil rights up, health and safety down, economy way down. Environment way up.
Those are the only three choices I could think up at the moment, I know a Priest would have no problem with the other choice.
Thoughts? Comments?