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My national animal is the "UFO-mutilated Cow".

Okay read this and then number 2! It says, "a couple of SAM batteries and a few flak cannons'll keep 'em from abducting our UFO-mutilated Cows."






A recent, well-publicized UFO sighting over rural areas of Ultimate Kancho has turned people's attention to the skies, and what... or who... might be up there.
The Debate

1. "This event proves one thing: there are other life-forms out there," says eccentric astronomer Larry Wong, "All we have to do is find them! What is the price of a few hundred Radio Telescopes compared to the benefit of living in peace and harmony with our brethren of the stars?"
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2. "Spies! It's gotta be spies! A few planes or satellites from our enemies or 'allies' in our region," rages General Jazz Wu, head of Ultimate Kancho's military, "The only way to keep those snoops out of our airspace is to patrol the streets 'n skies, and shoot 'em down! Even if they are some sort of little green aliens, a couple of SAM batteries and a few flak cannons'll keep 'em from abducting our UFO-mutilated Cows."
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3. "Extraterrestrial lifeforms? Alien invaders? I don't know why we even have to listen to such idiocy!" complains prize-winning physicist Konrad Mistletoe. "In my opinion, the idea of 'aliens' on another planet is highly unlikely, and even if they did exist, getting from there to here is technically impossible! I say we forget this nonsense and stop spending our tax human ears on it. Leave this sort of foolishness to the people who attend those 'trekkie' conventions."
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...Gameplay forum? It's that way, good sir.

... and you might have added "spoiler alert"

Bug reports belong in Technical.

I don't see a bug.

there is no bug. it is simply depends on what you set your animal to.

Thank you moderator for moving it to the proper forum. I wasn't sure where to put it and then later couldn't move it (I am new to the forums).

How long do issues last if unaddressed? I don't know and I was going for shooting the UFO down (anyone played X-COM: UFO Defense?) and most voted for choice 2 (I just voted for it now) so I chose #2 in my issues and I will see what happens tommorow and report.

In answer to questions, it's I don't know if it's a bug, but man it's like the issues program knew what my animal was.

Also I'm not reporting it as a bug, but as something very very funny in the game.

Thank you moderator for moving it to the proper forum. I wasn't sure where to put it and then later couldn't move it (I am new to the forums).

How long do issues last if unaddressed? I don't know and I was going for shooting the UFO down (anyone played X-COM: UFO Defense?) and most voted for choice 2 (I just voted for it now) so I chose #2 in my issues and I will see what happens tommorow and report.

In answer to questions, it's I don't know if it's a bug, but man it's like the issues program knew what my animal was.

Also I'm not reporting it as a bug, but as something very very funny in the game.It's not a bug. And issues last forever if unaddressed and never dismissed.

I got "birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire" as the result.

Hey if an issue never is dismissed can somebody have two of the exact same issue in their issues to address?

I got "birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire" as the result.

Hey if an issue never is dismissed can somebody have two of the exact same issue in their issues to address?
No.

Hey if an issue never is dismissed can somebody have two of the exact same issue in their issues to address?

OOC: It seems unlikely. For one thing, once you've got five issues queued up unanswered-but-undismissed the system stops sending you more...

OOC: It seems unlikely. For one thing, once you've got five issues queued up unanswered-but-undismissed the system stops sending you more...
Yes, but you can address the other 4 and not the fifth. But I don't believe the game will select an issue that's already active, so the answer is still 'no'.

Also, Ultimate Kancho: The game DID know what your national animal was. If you look, you'll also notice it knew your currency - human ears. There're variables in the issues that change depending on who gets them. If I got that same issue it would be "... abducting our newbie ninjas", and "tax djtoons".