GinetV2
12-04-2006, 14:58
Brontosauruss On The Dinner Table?
The Issue
In a bid to provide a new revenue stream for GinetV2's Beef-Based Agriculture industry, it has been suggested that brontosauruss could be added to the menu.
The Debate
1. "The fact is, the brontosaurus population is out of control," says Beef-Based Agriculture spokesperson Anne-Marie Gutenberg. "We have to do something about them anyway, so why not market them as tasty snacks? We could have brontosaurus kebabs, brontosaurus pies, brontosaurus-on-a-sticks--the possibilities are endless! Let's not pass up this golden opportunity to provide a feast, if you will, for our economy."
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2. "I agree that something needs to be done about brontosaurus over-population," says random passer-by Melbourne Falopian, "but eating them? That's kind of gross. Let's just shoot the ones we have to and shovel their bodies into ditches like normal."
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3. "I am shocked and appalled!" declared SPCA President Bianca Summers. "If anyone needs to be culled, it's us humans. The brontosauruss were here first, remember? We need to take this as a sign to get our industry--agriculture in particular--to back off. The brontosaurus is part of what makes GinetV2 a great nation!"
[Accept]
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Only on NationStates would there be concern about too many brontosauruses! :D
The Issue
In a bid to provide a new revenue stream for GinetV2's Beef-Based Agriculture industry, it has been suggested that brontosauruss could be added to the menu.
The Debate
1. "The fact is, the brontosaurus population is out of control," says Beef-Based Agriculture spokesperson Anne-Marie Gutenberg. "We have to do something about them anyway, so why not market them as tasty snacks? We could have brontosaurus kebabs, brontosaurus pies, brontosaurus-on-a-sticks--the possibilities are endless! Let's not pass up this golden opportunity to provide a feast, if you will, for our economy."
[Accept]
2. "I agree that something needs to be done about brontosaurus over-population," says random passer-by Melbourne Falopian, "but eating them? That's kind of gross. Let's just shoot the ones we have to and shovel their bodies into ditches like normal."
[Accept]
3. "I am shocked and appalled!" declared SPCA President Bianca Summers. "If anyone needs to be culled, it's us humans. The brontosauruss were here first, remember? We need to take this as a sign to get our industry--agriculture in particular--to back off. The brontosaurus is part of what makes GinetV2 a great nation!"
[Accept]
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Only on NationStates would there be concern about too many brontosauruses! :D