Eurasian Federation
08-02-2006, 20:33
The Issue
In a bid to provide a new revenue stream for Eurasian Federation's Beef-Based Agriculture industry, it has been suggested that Lynks could be added to the menu.
The Debate
"The fact is, the Lynk population is out of control," says Beef-Based Agriculture spokesperson Clint Thiesen. "We have to do something about them anyway, so why not market them as tasty snacks? We could have Lynk kebabs, Lynk pies, Lynk-on-a-sticks--the possibilities are endless! Let's not pass up this golden opportunity to provide a feast, if you will, for our economy."
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"I agree that something needs to be done about Lynk over-population," says random passer-by Hope Dredd, "but eating them? That's kind of gross. Let's just shoot the ones we have to and shovel their bodies into ditches like normal."
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"I am shocked and appalled!" declared SPCA President Colin McGuffin. "If anyone needs to be culled, it's us humans. The Lynks were here first, remember? We need to take this as a sign to get our industry--agriculture in particular--to back off. The Lynk is part of what makes Eurasian Federation a great nation!"
[Accept]
What kind of issue is this, the Lynks is an indangered spieces........
In a bid to provide a new revenue stream for Eurasian Federation's Beef-Based Agriculture industry, it has been suggested that Lynks could be added to the menu.
The Debate
"The fact is, the Lynk population is out of control," says Beef-Based Agriculture spokesperson Clint Thiesen. "We have to do something about them anyway, so why not market them as tasty snacks? We could have Lynk kebabs, Lynk pies, Lynk-on-a-sticks--the possibilities are endless! Let's not pass up this golden opportunity to provide a feast, if you will, for our economy."
[Accept]
"I agree that something needs to be done about Lynk over-population," says random passer-by Hope Dredd, "but eating them? That's kind of gross. Let's just shoot the ones we have to and shovel their bodies into ditches like normal."
[Accept]
"I am shocked and appalled!" declared SPCA President Colin McGuffin. "If anyone needs to be culled, it's us humans. The Lynks were here first, remember? We need to take this as a sign to get our industry--agriculture in particular--to back off. The Lynk is part of what makes Eurasian Federation a great nation!"
[Accept]
What kind of issue is this, the Lynks is an indangered spieces........