Seanobistan
06-02-2006, 08:20
The Confederacy of Seanobistan
"Live Free or Don't"
UN Category: Anarchy
Civil Rights:
World Benchmark Economy:
Thriving Political Freedoms:
Superb
Location: The East Pacific
The Confederacy of Seanobistan is a very large, economically powerful nation, notable for its complete absence of social welfare. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 56 million live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, liberal, pro-business individuals is mainly concerned with Law & Order, although Commerce and Social Equality are secondary priorities. Income tax is unheard of. A robust private sector is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, followed by Soda Sales and Information Technology.
Military funding has been stripped back, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, and legislation sometimes has to battle through weeks of filibustering to pass. Crime is crippling. Seanobistan's national animal is the porcupine, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the Nobi.
Seanobistan is ranked 6831st in the region and 114,137th in the world for Safest Nations.
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It takes a huge lack of understanding to think that a nation with as much freedom and economic strength as mine would be a haven for criminals.
"Live Free or Don't"
UN Category: Anarchy
Civil Rights:
World Benchmark Economy:
Thriving Political Freedoms:
Superb
Location: The East Pacific
The Confederacy of Seanobistan is a very large, economically powerful nation, notable for its complete absence of social welfare. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 56 million live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, liberal, pro-business individuals is mainly concerned with Law & Order, although Commerce and Social Equality are secondary priorities. Income tax is unheard of. A robust private sector is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, followed by Soda Sales and Information Technology.
Military funding has been stripped back, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, and legislation sometimes has to battle through weeks of filibustering to pass. Crime is crippling. Seanobistan's national animal is the porcupine, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the Nobi.
Seanobistan is ranked 6831st in the region and 114,137th in the world for Safest Nations.
You have 4 telegrams!
[View Dossier]
It takes a huge lack of understanding to think that a nation with as much freedom and economic strength as mine would be a haven for criminals.