NationStates Jolt Archive


New Issue: Underground @@ANIMAL@@ fighting

[NS]Bazalonia
06-02-2006, 05:13
Name: Underground @@ANIMAL@@ fighting

Description: Unsancationed underground @@ANIMAL@@ fights have been growing in popularilty in the underclasses of @@NATION@@. Now some people are calling for there to be an official @@ANIMAL@@ Fighting Association.

Validity: All

[option]"It's about time!" exclaims @@RANDOMNAME@@, an organiser for one of the more famous @@ANIMAL@@ fights, "This is a sport that brings people together and gambling on the result, it puts more money in my... I mean it spreads the wealth aroud. There should be no stigma at all attached to this wonderful sport and we should start the @@ANIMAL@@ Fighting Association, just like as other sports. Granted @@ANIMAL@@'s may be injured but we've got vets to put them out of their misery."
[effect]@@ANIMAL@@ fights are now major sporting events

[option]"What Hoggswash!" counters @@RANDOMNAME@@, a spokesperson for 'Animals are People Too', "How can the government support such barbarity? The fact is that it can't, ban @@ANIMAL@@ Fighting now." Another person who wanted to remain annonymous also countered, "Won't somebody please think of the @@ANIMAL@@s!"
[effect]police raids frequently uncover illegal underground @@ANIMAL@@ fighting tournaments

[option]"Far enough goes, this does not." states a weird green little wrinkly guy. "@@ANIMAL@@ ownership ban, there should be, requirements special, have they. aren't equiped people are, to handle such."
[effect]@@ANIMAL@@'s are banned from the nations Zoos

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So... What do you think?
Emperor Matthuis
06-02-2006, 19:05
Might be too obscure.
St Edmund
13-02-2006, 17:07
Interesting. I'd suggest maybe adding a third option of some kind, but don't have any ideas offhand about what that should do...
Emperor Matthuis
13-02-2006, 18:36
You also somebody to help you with the stats...
Marxist Rhetoric
14-02-2006, 00:01
This is funny.... mine would be human fighting, and I've RPed my national sport as a bloody boxing/wrestling/street fighting mix.
[NS]Bazalonia
14-02-2006, 00:29
Added the third... Yoda-speak option...
Emperor Matthuis
14-02-2006, 12:09
Bazalonia']Added the third... Yoda-speak option...

Interesting your option is...effect for banning anyone from having animal ownership it should be.
[NS]Bazalonia
14-02-2006, 12:47
The effect is taking the option to the extreme... the effect is saying that Zoos aren't equiped to handle them... Which really would be stretching it to the very extreme... but isn't that what Nationstates all about?
St Edmund
14-02-2006, 13:45
Bazalonia']Added the third... Yoda-speak option...

Nice! That works for me...