Layarteb
01-02-2006, 02:50
Dentists Are Sadists
Recently, an interest group called "Ouch My Mouth" has been raising concern through literature and commercials about the increasing roughness of dentists during oral cleanings. Their campaign is called "Dentists Are Sadists."
Not valid for nations without any healthcare.
[option]The Minister of Health strides into your office and looks at the proposal to demand that dentists be nicer. "This is ridiculous," he sneers. "If these people would floss more or brush their teeth more they wouldn't have so much pain. I propose that we start a campaign called 'Better Smile' and counter their ads. We could talk about flossing and brushing frequently. Then we won't have a problem!"
[effect]life expectancy would rise
[stats]healthcare costs increase, life expectancy increase, taxes increase
[option]Lester Walltooth from "Ouch My Mouth" demands that all dentists be given a lesson in dental school on nice treatment for their patients. "This is horrible. Why should I have to suffer for twenty minutes because I don't have the patience or time to brush my teeth daily or floss daily? It should be my choice and when I go to the dentist I want to feel good about my smile." He smiles to reveal yellow, disgusting, rotting teeth.
[effect]life expectancy declines, government size increases slightly
[stats]healthcare costs remain same, life expectancy decrease, civil rights increase
[option]"You know," says David Harnicky, "neither of these people are anywhere near the right track. What business is it of the government to tell dentists how to do their job or tell people what to do in their daily lives? I say we just ignore the entire issue and concern ourselves with something much more important, like taxes."
[effect]same as dismissal but with consequences
[stats]political apathy increases, life expectancy remains same, healthcare costs remain same
Recently, an interest group called "Ouch My Mouth" has been raising concern through literature and commercials about the increasing roughness of dentists during oral cleanings. Their campaign is called "Dentists Are Sadists."
Not valid for nations without any healthcare.
[option]The Minister of Health strides into your office and looks at the proposal to demand that dentists be nicer. "This is ridiculous," he sneers. "If these people would floss more or brush their teeth more they wouldn't have so much pain. I propose that we start a campaign called 'Better Smile' and counter their ads. We could talk about flossing and brushing frequently. Then we won't have a problem!"
[effect]life expectancy would rise
[stats]healthcare costs increase, life expectancy increase, taxes increase
[option]Lester Walltooth from "Ouch My Mouth" demands that all dentists be given a lesson in dental school on nice treatment for their patients. "This is horrible. Why should I have to suffer for twenty minutes because I don't have the patience or time to brush my teeth daily or floss daily? It should be my choice and when I go to the dentist I want to feel good about my smile." He smiles to reveal yellow, disgusting, rotting teeth.
[effect]life expectancy declines, government size increases slightly
[stats]healthcare costs remain same, life expectancy decrease, civil rights increase
[option]"You know," says David Harnicky, "neither of these people are anywhere near the right track. What business is it of the government to tell dentists how to do their job or tell people what to do in their daily lives? I say we just ignore the entire issue and concern ourselves with something much more important, like taxes."
[effect]same as dismissal but with consequences
[stats]political apathy increases, life expectancy remains same, healthcare costs remain same