New Fenniq
10-12-2005, 18:43
PROPOSED ISSUE
Name:
Airport neighbours complain about noise
Description:
People living near one of @@NAME@@'s major airports are complaining about the excessive noise generated by the low-flying aircraft
Validity:
valid for all
Options:
[option]"I have an idea!" says member of the public @@RENDOMNAME@@, "why don't we install noise screens all around the airports, or even develop new ways of powering our aircraft! electric jumbo's! that's the way forwards for everybody!"
[effect]planes frequently fall out of the sky because pilots forgot to charge their batteries
[stats]tax rate up, happiness down, environment down, compassion down
[option]"That's a terrible idea!" says @@RANDOMNAME@@ of the aircraft management section. "Do you know how much that would cost!? It would cripple the whole industry! Just because they can't afford housing anywhere else doesnt mean they can govern our airbases. We shouldn't have to deal with any noise restrictions at all. The government should be giving us a freer hand, and maybe a few @@CURRENCY@@s, considering how vital we are to the economic well-being of this nation."
[effect]airplane pilots try setting records for most house windows shattered while landing
[stats]tax rate up, commerce budget up, happiness down, environment down, economy up
[option]"Chill out, man!" says hippie clan leader @@RANDOMNAME@@ "Hey man, airplanes are so, like, not cool! Maybe we should just, like, chill out in the place where we are! Get totally used to it and like it, man, because they are, like, totally ruining the environment! Ban these iron birds, man!"
[effect]aircraft are banned from @@NAME@@'s skies
[stats]tax rate up, equality down, economy down
[option]Military General @@RANDOMNAME@@ says "This cannot be allowed to continue! I believe those citizens forced to live by these airports should be allowed to install military-grade anti-aircraft missile launchers and flak guns on their lawns! Give the public the right to take action! Of course, some of the public may disagree with this strategy, but I'm sure we can give them free airplane tickets to make up for it!"
[effect]aircraft are regularly downed by anti-aircraft guns
[stats]personal freedoms up a bit, tax rate down, compassion down a lot, happiness up, intelligence up a bit, arms manufacturing up
[option]"This is outrageous!" screams widely-laughed-at supermodel @@RANDOMNAME@@. "All those soundwaves are damaging my skin! We need to ban all noise above 50 decibels and have everyone speak in sign language!"
[effect]citizens can only talk in the privacy of remote mountain caves
[stats]happiness down, police funding up, environment up
Name:
Airport neighbours complain about noise
Description:
People living near one of @@NAME@@'s major airports are complaining about the excessive noise generated by the low-flying aircraft
Validity:
valid for all
Options:
[option]"I have an idea!" says member of the public @@RENDOMNAME@@, "why don't we install noise screens all around the airports, or even develop new ways of powering our aircraft! electric jumbo's! that's the way forwards for everybody!"
[effect]planes frequently fall out of the sky because pilots forgot to charge their batteries
[stats]tax rate up, happiness down, environment down, compassion down
[option]"That's a terrible idea!" says @@RANDOMNAME@@ of the aircraft management section. "Do you know how much that would cost!? It would cripple the whole industry! Just because they can't afford housing anywhere else doesnt mean they can govern our airbases. We shouldn't have to deal with any noise restrictions at all. The government should be giving us a freer hand, and maybe a few @@CURRENCY@@s, considering how vital we are to the economic well-being of this nation."
[effect]airplane pilots try setting records for most house windows shattered while landing
[stats]tax rate up, commerce budget up, happiness down, environment down, economy up
[option]"Chill out, man!" says hippie clan leader @@RANDOMNAME@@ "Hey man, airplanes are so, like, not cool! Maybe we should just, like, chill out in the place where we are! Get totally used to it and like it, man, because they are, like, totally ruining the environment! Ban these iron birds, man!"
[effect]aircraft are banned from @@NAME@@'s skies
[stats]tax rate up, equality down, economy down
[option]Military General @@RANDOMNAME@@ says "This cannot be allowed to continue! I believe those citizens forced to live by these airports should be allowed to install military-grade anti-aircraft missile launchers and flak guns on their lawns! Give the public the right to take action! Of course, some of the public may disagree with this strategy, but I'm sure we can give them free airplane tickets to make up for it!"
[effect]aircraft are regularly downed by anti-aircraft guns
[stats]personal freedoms up a bit, tax rate down, compassion down a lot, happiness up, intelligence up a bit, arms manufacturing up
[option]"This is outrageous!" screams widely-laughed-at supermodel @@RANDOMNAME@@. "All those soundwaves are damaging my skin! We need to ban all noise above 50 decibels and have everyone speak in sign language!"
[effect]citizens can only talk in the privacy of remote mountain caves
[stats]happiness down, police funding up, environment up