Rabbit Admires
16-10-2005, 02:44
Like the title says, I was inspired to propose this issue due to the teachers strike here in British Columbia, Canada. It's gone on over a week now and a general strike is probably going to occur. It all happened because the BC Liberal government named teaching an 'essential service' that made it illegal for them to strike; then the government proceeded to uncap class sizes and freeze wage increases, and refuse to negotiate. Class sizes really were too big, with classes of 35 kids, some sitting on the floor because there weren't enough desks....pretty ghetto.
PROPOSED ISSUE
Name:
Public school teachers threaten job action.
Description:
@@NAME@@'s public high school teachers are threatening job action and possibly strikes due to large class sizes and lower than average wages.
Validity:
Valid if education funding greater than 0
Options:
[option]"How am I supposed to give any of my students my undivided attention when there are so many of them?" writes high school teacher @@RANDOMNAME@@ via tastelessly-colored email. "I can't even keep their attention because the ones without desks play hockey across the classroom floor. We need more teachers in our schools and higher wages to attract them!"
[effect]public schools are going on a hiring binge
[stats]education funding up, tax rate up, intelligence up, (see Issue #24 - Option 1, Issue #64 - Option 3)
[option]"These public servants always seem to be threatening us with one thing or another," types minister of labour @@RANDOMNAME@@ during a late-night e-debate marathon, "so let's bring in legislation forcing unions to work on our terms. Declare unionized jobs as 'essential services' and they will be unable to strike because, let's say, civilization will risk immediate collapse."
[effect]teachers are chained to their desks
[stats]personal freedoms down, education funding down, tax rate down, happiness down, intelligence down a bit
[option]"When I was a young pup," stencils @@RANDOMNAME@@ via pigeon carrier, "we had classes of 62 all in one school house with only one teacher! If we didn't sit up straight, we'd get a paddlin'. We learned the good old fashioned way--through fear. Let teachers discipline their students in any way they see fit."
[effect]students are chained to their desks
[stats]personal freedoms down a bit, education funding down, tax rate down, compassion down, happiness down, intelligence up a bit, arms manufacturing up (see Issue #64 - Option 1)
[option]"Let 'em strike," reads the calligraphic note handed to you by two slick-looking gentlemen, "the private sector and church sector will pick up the slack. We could educate the population better and cheaper anyway, with quality fitting any income level...heh heh heh."
[effect]free education has been reduced to twelve TV channels
[stats]education funding down to zero, tax rate down, soda sales up, pizza delivery up, intelligence down a bit, devoutness up, equality down
PROPOSED ISSUE
Name:
Public school teachers threaten job action.
Description:
@@NAME@@'s public high school teachers are threatening job action and possibly strikes due to large class sizes and lower than average wages.
Validity:
Valid if education funding greater than 0
Options:
[option]"How am I supposed to give any of my students my undivided attention when there are so many of them?" writes high school teacher @@RANDOMNAME@@ via tastelessly-colored email. "I can't even keep their attention because the ones without desks play hockey across the classroom floor. We need more teachers in our schools and higher wages to attract them!"
[effect]public schools are going on a hiring binge
[stats]education funding up, tax rate up, intelligence up, (see Issue #24 - Option 1, Issue #64 - Option 3)
[option]"These public servants always seem to be threatening us with one thing or another," types minister of labour @@RANDOMNAME@@ during a late-night e-debate marathon, "so let's bring in legislation forcing unions to work on our terms. Declare unionized jobs as 'essential services' and they will be unable to strike because, let's say, civilization will risk immediate collapse."
[effect]teachers are chained to their desks
[stats]personal freedoms down, education funding down, tax rate down, happiness down, intelligence down a bit
[option]"When I was a young pup," stencils @@RANDOMNAME@@ via pigeon carrier, "we had classes of 62 all in one school house with only one teacher! If we didn't sit up straight, we'd get a paddlin'. We learned the good old fashioned way--through fear. Let teachers discipline their students in any way they see fit."
[effect]students are chained to their desks
[stats]personal freedoms down a bit, education funding down, tax rate down, compassion down, happiness down, intelligence up a bit, arms manufacturing up (see Issue #64 - Option 1)
[option]"Let 'em strike," reads the calligraphic note handed to you by two slick-looking gentlemen, "the private sector and church sector will pick up the slack. We could educate the population better and cheaper anyway, with quality fitting any income level...heh heh heh."
[effect]free education has been reduced to twelve TV channels
[stats]education funding down to zero, tax rate down, soda sales up, pizza delivery up, intelligence down a bit, devoutness up, equality down