Passivocalia
12-10-2005, 07:00
Tell me what you think. Perhaps there are some fun options I left out? Maybe I was a bit wordy? The bottom line is I think this issue needs to be addressed, especially since the guys who go with dictatorship miss out on so many political issues.
I didn't add any stats because, well, the FAQ said it was pointless.
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NAME
To Heir is Human
DESCRIPTION
With elections outlawed, the subjects of @@NAME@@ are a tad curious about just how you intend to choose a successor.
VALIDITY
Not valid for nations who have elections.
OPTIONS
[option] “Nobody lives forever,” your eldest child remarks over a game of billiards. “If we want to ensure national stability after you abdicate or--heaven forbid--pass on, we should establish a system of primogeniture. Or primofemiture. Whichever works, right? Our bloodline will stretch for generations on end as a symbol of national unity.”
[effect] a hereditary monarch rules the nation
[option] Spiritual leader @@RANDOMNAME@@ barges into the room with a flourish. "NOBODY expects the head of state to die! But God has provided for @@NAME@@ with a state religion that can select a successor through prayer, inspiration, and ruthless beaurecracy. And an almost fanatical devotion to the country!
[effect] the executive government is a church puppet
[option] “Nonsense!” scolds Professor @@RANDOMNAME@@, rapping his ruler on your child’s knuckles and slamming the door on the church leader. “You rule because you are the wisest and most intelligent. Naturally, after your term expires, the next head of state shall be determined by a series of examinations, so only the most educated will rule us. In fact, let us choose every government official by national examination! In @@NAME@@, knowledge truly WILL be power!”
[effect] test-taking child prodigies have seized every government position
[option] The philosopher @@RANDOMNAME@@ stands outside your palace gates in an unwashed chiton, screaming, “The responsibility of leadership falls upon us all as citizens, so we must all be prepared to serve! All government positions should be chosen by lot! After a term ends, we’ll randomly choose more leaders! We are a nation of equals, and a chain is only as strong as its weakest link!”
[effect] citizens are randomly summoned for “Leadership Duty”
[option] “What’s all this talk about ‘heirs’ and ‘succession’?!” General @@RANDOMNAME@@ demands. “Whadda they mean by ‘terms’, like you intend to retire or somethin? Nah, we need to remind these peasant scum where their place is! Purge anyone who so much as suggests you might not live forever! Come what may, I'm sure everything will turn out for the best.” Secret Police Chief @@RANDOMNAME@@ appears from the shadows, agreeing quietly, “Yes, don’t worry about succession. These things have a way of working themselves out.”
[effect] the nation falls into civil war each time its autocratic ruler dies
[option] After voicing their opinions, each person begins arguing with the others. More people join in. Before long, throngs form outside your gates to speak their minds. Your hallways fill with advisers, family members, and servants, all with their own “helpful” suggestions to the point that you can’t hear yourself think. Perhaps the time has come to give elections a try after all?
[effect] the government is transitioning to a democracy
I didn't add any stats because, well, the FAQ said it was pointless.
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NAME
To Heir is Human
DESCRIPTION
With elections outlawed, the subjects of @@NAME@@ are a tad curious about just how you intend to choose a successor.
VALIDITY
Not valid for nations who have elections.
OPTIONS
[option] “Nobody lives forever,” your eldest child remarks over a game of billiards. “If we want to ensure national stability after you abdicate or--heaven forbid--pass on, we should establish a system of primogeniture. Or primofemiture. Whichever works, right? Our bloodline will stretch for generations on end as a symbol of national unity.”
[effect] a hereditary monarch rules the nation
[option] Spiritual leader @@RANDOMNAME@@ barges into the room with a flourish. "NOBODY expects the head of state to die! But God has provided for @@NAME@@ with a state religion that can select a successor through prayer, inspiration, and ruthless beaurecracy. And an almost fanatical devotion to the country!
[effect] the executive government is a church puppet
[option] “Nonsense!” scolds Professor @@RANDOMNAME@@, rapping his ruler on your child’s knuckles and slamming the door on the church leader. “You rule because you are the wisest and most intelligent. Naturally, after your term expires, the next head of state shall be determined by a series of examinations, so only the most educated will rule us. In fact, let us choose every government official by national examination! In @@NAME@@, knowledge truly WILL be power!”
[effect] test-taking child prodigies have seized every government position
[option] The philosopher @@RANDOMNAME@@ stands outside your palace gates in an unwashed chiton, screaming, “The responsibility of leadership falls upon us all as citizens, so we must all be prepared to serve! All government positions should be chosen by lot! After a term ends, we’ll randomly choose more leaders! We are a nation of equals, and a chain is only as strong as its weakest link!”
[effect] citizens are randomly summoned for “Leadership Duty”
[option] “What’s all this talk about ‘heirs’ and ‘succession’?!” General @@RANDOMNAME@@ demands. “Whadda they mean by ‘terms’, like you intend to retire or somethin? Nah, we need to remind these peasant scum where their place is! Purge anyone who so much as suggests you might not live forever! Come what may, I'm sure everything will turn out for the best.” Secret Police Chief @@RANDOMNAME@@ appears from the shadows, agreeing quietly, “Yes, don’t worry about succession. These things have a way of working themselves out.”
[effect] the nation falls into civil war each time its autocratic ruler dies
[option] After voicing their opinions, each person begins arguing with the others. More people join in. Before long, throngs form outside your gates to speak their minds. Your hallways fill with advisers, family members, and servants, all with their own “helpful” suggestions to the point that you can’t hear yourself think. Perhaps the time has come to give elections a try after all?
[effect] the government is transitioning to a democracy