Hrydonia
26-09-2005, 19:41
My national animal is the hyperactive teenager. An excerpt from today's issue:
"This is madness!" screams Bianca Gutenberg. "You can't deny perfectly good people the right to bring life into this world! hyperactive teenagers manage it easily enough, and you can't tell me they've got more responsibility than your average upstanding citizen of Hrydonia!"
1 question: Since when were teenagers more responsible than the average upstanding citizen, of any country?
Another excerpt:
"You need a licence to keep hyperactive teenagers or drive a car," points out local current affairs commentator, Miranda Steele."
Okay, that's it, I'm never having kids in that country. You have to have a licensce to keep teenagers!
"This is madness!" screams Bianca Gutenberg. "You can't deny perfectly good people the right to bring life into this world! hyperactive teenagers manage it easily enough, and you can't tell me they've got more responsibility than your average upstanding citizen of Hrydonia!"
1 question: Since when were teenagers more responsible than the average upstanding citizen, of any country?
Another excerpt:
"You need a licence to keep hyperactive teenagers or drive a car," points out local current affairs commentator, Miranda Steele."
Okay, that's it, I'm never having kids in that country. You have to have a licensce to keep teenagers!