The Alanian Dynasty
18-09-2005, 14:09
Pretty funny one , too...
The Alanian Dynasty Decides:
Dangerously Cheesy
Government Acts
The Issue
The popular daily cartoon strip "Barry the kriak bird" has always been highly critical of the political system within The Alanian Dynasty, but in recent weeks the cartoon has depicted the main characters throwing melted cheese at unpopular politicians. Inspired by this, protestors armed with fondue sets stormed a government building, cheesing off several government officials.
The Debate
"It's just a bit of harmless fun!", says Pete Mombota, creator of Barry the kriak bird, while spraying your advisors with melted cheddar. "If the government were doing a better job people wouldn't feel the need to throw cheese at them. We should be free to express our displeasure in any way we choose. Besides, my cartoon books are selling like hot cakes, and that's got to be good for the economy, right?"
This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.
"This has got to stop!" insists Jennifer Dredd, head of the censorship board. "I spent 3 hours this morning scraping wmsleydale out of my hair! Arrest these lunatics! The protestors and the people responsible for this vile cartoon, throw them all into jail!"
[Accept]
"Arrrrrg!" screams lactose-intolerant Colin Silk, a member of the public safety board, as incoming rounds of mature gouda smash the windows and claim the suits of several nearby advisors. "As I've been saying for many years now, cheese is a dangerous weapon in the wrong hands and should be outlawed. Ban all cheese now, and enforce it!"
[Accept]
The Alanian Dynasty Decides:
Dangerously Cheesy
Government Acts
The Issue
The popular daily cartoon strip "Barry the kriak bird" has always been highly critical of the political system within The Alanian Dynasty, but in recent weeks the cartoon has depicted the main characters throwing melted cheese at unpopular politicians. Inspired by this, protestors armed with fondue sets stormed a government building, cheesing off several government officials.
The Debate
"It's just a bit of harmless fun!", says Pete Mombota, creator of Barry the kriak bird, while spraying your advisors with melted cheddar. "If the government were doing a better job people wouldn't feel the need to throw cheese at them. We should be free to express our displeasure in any way we choose. Besides, my cartoon books are selling like hot cakes, and that's got to be good for the economy, right?"
This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.
"This has got to stop!" insists Jennifer Dredd, head of the censorship board. "I spent 3 hours this morning scraping wmsleydale out of my hair! Arrest these lunatics! The protestors and the people responsible for this vile cartoon, throw them all into jail!"
[Accept]
"Arrrrrg!" screams lactose-intolerant Colin Silk, a member of the public safety board, as incoming rounds of mature gouda smash the windows and claim the suits of several nearby advisors. "As I've been saying for many years now, cheese is a dangerous weapon in the wrong hands and should be outlawed. Ban all cheese now, and enforce it!"
[Accept]