NationStates Jolt Archive

Electronic Plague in Voltor!
The Issue

The malicious computer virus "DEAT.exe" is infecting nearly all the computers in Voltor and the people are crying out for the government to do something about it.
The Debate

1. "It's those horrible kids. Hacking in where they don't belong. You've got to give us more funding to put a stop to it," says Voltor Federal Police Chief Falala Summers. "Like with cars- ban kids from using computers until they pass a test and get a license!"
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2. CEO Pete Steele of CyberMirage Labs has a different idea. "Let us release SAL9000, our new AI, into the Voltor Network. It'll put a stop to this virus. Nevermind that it's still only an untested beta!"

This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.

3. "Yeah, wonderful! Fix a virus by releasing an AI that will likely turn on its creators? Are you people trying to get us all killed?!" Decries infamous technophobe Max Mombota, "What do we need computers for anyway? They will only bring us trouble and disaster! Personal computers ought to be banned!"
[Accept]

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Okay what ever happend to an Anti-Virus?
I'm sure every one reading this has one.
I mean come on why can't I just hire some computer savy nerds to write an anti-virus!

(Note: If I posted this in the wrong board GO ME!)
(Futher Note: I am only posting this out of boredom so my grammar will prolly be about 50% wrong at best and 99.9%wrong at worst GO ME!)

i think this belongs in technical... look up on got issues?

Electronic Plague in Voltor!
The Issue

The malicious computer virus "DEAT.exe" is infecting nearly all the computers in Voltor and the people are crying out for the government to do something about it.
The Debate

1. "It's those horrible kids. Hacking in where they don't belong. You've got to give us more funding to put a stop to it," says Voltor Federal Police Chief Falala Summers. "Like with cars- ban kids from using computers until they pass a test and get a license!"
[Accept]

2. CEO Pete Steele of CyberMirage Labs has a different idea. "Let us release SAL9000, our new AI, into the Voltor Network. It'll put a stop to this virus. Nevermind that it's still only an untested beta!"

This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.

3. "Yeah, wonderful! Fix a virus by releasing an AI that will likely turn on its creators? Are you people trying to get us all killed?!" Decries infamous technophobe Max Mombota, "What do we need computers for anyway? They will only bring us trouble and disaster! Personal computers ought to be banned!"
[Accept]

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Okay what ever happend to an Anti-Virus?
I'm sure every one reading this has one.
I mean come on why can't I just hire some computer savy nerds to write an anti-virus!

(Note: If I posted this in the wrong board GO ME!)
(Futher Note: I am only posting this out of boredom so my grammar will prolly be about 50% wrong at best and 99.9%wrong at worst GO ME!)

i would say that its not as interesting as having to use a Beta AI :p

just dismiss the issue. I dismiss some that are just ridiculous.

Nooooo that one is good for boosting IT industry! I think it lowers taxes too.

Ban Computers.

Ban Computers.

My bears are armed an ready to defend my PC at all costs!

My bears are armed an ready to defend my PC at all costs!
Your Bears shall fall like the dogs they are!

Your Bears shall fall like the dogs they are!
Perhaps but they shall fall with the with the opressor in a bearhug of death, furry paws raised to the sky defiently!

just dismiss the issue. I dismiss some that are just ridiculous.


Many of the issues are interesting but i end up dismissing a number of them because all the options are given by crazy people with whacked out ideas.

Perhaps but they shall fall with the with the opressor in a bearhug of death, furry paws raised to the sky defiently!
How can they seize the oppressor in a bearhug when their paws are raised to the sky? :rolleyes:

How can they seize the oppressor in a bearhug when their paws are raised to the sky? :rolleyes:
Genetically modified bears with six limbs. Duh.

So lemme get this straight. Six-armed bears, which are also dogs, will fall with two arms raised and two more around my computer. All we need now are ninja pirates with Febreeze fighting a cyborg Abraham Lincoln.

Back on topic, yeah, when I get that one I'll be dismissing it too. That's just too crazy.

just dismiss the issue. I dismiss some that are just ridiculous.
but i have really serios issues