HotRodia
07-09-2005, 00:28
Here's my first try. Be gentle. ;)
Terrorist Training Troubles
A Bigtopian terrorist group by the name of Al Kapon has taken advantage of the loose immigration policy in @@NAME@@ and have set up training camps in Nothern @@NAME@@ where they are openly plotting to bomb Liliputian businesses and homes in neighboring nations. Concerned citizens are calling on the government to address the issue.
[option] "We must eliminate these terrorists at once," states @@RANDOMNAME@@, founder of the Liliputians Against Political Destruction And Naughty Carbombing Extremists organization. "If only we had a stronger military these miscreants wouldn't dare enter our fine nation!"
[effect] the military fire-bombs all terrorist training camps in @@NAME@@
[stats] military spending increases, taxes increase slightly, government size increases slightly
[option] "No way!" shouts deluded hippie protester and infamously unsuccessful third-party political candidate, @@RANDOMNAME@@. "We should, like, talk to them about peace and love and those hot new eckies, man. Keep the oppressive government out of it."
[effect] thousands of hippies die and the government of @@NAME@@ does nothing
[stats] political freedoms increase
[option] “We don’t need to go to either extreme,” notes an oddly familiar elderly gentleman resting on a nearby park bench. “All we have to do is fix the root of the terrorist problem, which are uneducated and impoverished Bigtopian youths being preyed upon by religious fanatics. Throw some money into the Education and Social Welfare budget for those pitiful Bigtopians, and things will be fine.”
[effect] the government is accused of favoritism in funding public programs
[stats] civil right increase, taxes increase, government size increases
VALIDITY
Valid for all nations who allow immigration.
Terrorist Training Troubles
A Bigtopian terrorist group by the name of Al Kapon has taken advantage of the loose immigration policy in @@NAME@@ and have set up training camps in Nothern @@NAME@@ where they are openly plotting to bomb Liliputian businesses and homes in neighboring nations. Concerned citizens are calling on the government to address the issue.
[option] "We must eliminate these terrorists at once," states @@RANDOMNAME@@, founder of the Liliputians Against Political Destruction And Naughty Carbombing Extremists organization. "If only we had a stronger military these miscreants wouldn't dare enter our fine nation!"
[effect] the military fire-bombs all terrorist training camps in @@NAME@@
[stats] military spending increases, taxes increase slightly, government size increases slightly
[option] "No way!" shouts deluded hippie protester and infamously unsuccessful third-party political candidate, @@RANDOMNAME@@. "We should, like, talk to them about peace and love and those hot new eckies, man. Keep the oppressive government out of it."
[effect] thousands of hippies die and the government of @@NAME@@ does nothing
[stats] political freedoms increase
[option] “We don’t need to go to either extreme,” notes an oddly familiar elderly gentleman resting on a nearby park bench. “All we have to do is fix the root of the terrorist problem, which are uneducated and impoverished Bigtopian youths being preyed upon by religious fanatics. Throw some money into the Education and Social Welfare budget for those pitiful Bigtopians, and things will be fine.”
[effect] the government is accused of favoritism in funding public programs
[stats] civil right increase, taxes increase, government size increases
VALIDITY
Valid for all nations who allow immigration.