NationStates Jolt Archive


Terrorists Walk The Streets

North Lind Land
30-07-2005, 17:12
Policemen are demanding for more powerful guns to prevent terrorists attacks.

Officer John Willy says, "We need better guns, it's like a pistol verses an Ak-47! I say better guns for police, clean the terrorists off the streets!"

A Politician named Ken Huggins says to the officer," Guns will affect much of the cities. Soon people will steal guns or gangsters will kill policemen for their goods! I say keep the tiny guns they work greatly anyway!"

A civilian named Billy Chump says to both of them after having a few smokes and a couple rounds of beers,"I think we should-who cares just-COOL A BIRD-ok what did I just say, oh yeah just break into peoples' houses and see if they have any big guns then steal them, man!"