Eta Carinae
09-07-2005, 11:44
Today, one of my submitted issues were accepted by the mods, but I received no telegram. Is this something new, or an error?
Here is the issue:
"Bring Back Our Booze!" Cry Revellers
The Issue
Crowds of angrily sober sports fans and university students have petitioned the government to repeal the prohibition of alcohol.
The Debate
"Banning alcohol was the worst government decision ever made," says Gregory Barry, a former connoisseur of fine wines. "One can only drink grape juice for so long before one gets most awfully tired of it! Our society needs alcohol: it reduces inhibitions, dulls the pains of our modern existance and lets us all have a good time. Yes there are those who abuse it, but that's their choice. The government needs to start re-issuing liquor licences right away!"
[Accept]
"It's certainly not the choice of the victims of drink-driving!" retorts police chief Bianca Mistletoe. "Or the families torn apart by alcoholism! Banning it caused huge drops in violence, vehicle accidents and medical costs. How could any sane person want to re-legalise that poison? What we need is more money for the police so we can crack down on criminals smuggling in and selling alcohol and impose heavier penalties."
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"In large amounts alcohol is damaging, but moderate amounts can actually be quite beneficial," says Dr. Pip du Pont. "Like many other potentially harmful drugs, alcohol should available on prescription. Sure, it'll be more work for the health service, but I'm sure we can manage it... with a little extra funding."
[Accept]
Here is the issue:
"Bring Back Our Booze!" Cry Revellers
The Issue
Crowds of angrily sober sports fans and university students have petitioned the government to repeal the prohibition of alcohol.
The Debate
"Banning alcohol was the worst government decision ever made," says Gregory Barry, a former connoisseur of fine wines. "One can only drink grape juice for so long before one gets most awfully tired of it! Our society needs alcohol: it reduces inhibitions, dulls the pains of our modern existance and lets us all have a good time. Yes there are those who abuse it, but that's their choice. The government needs to start re-issuing liquor licences right away!"
[Accept]
"It's certainly not the choice of the victims of drink-driving!" retorts police chief Bianca Mistletoe. "Or the families torn apart by alcoholism! Banning it caused huge drops in violence, vehicle accidents and medical costs. How could any sane person want to re-legalise that poison? What we need is more money for the police so we can crack down on criminals smuggling in and selling alcohol and impose heavier penalties."
[Accept]
"In large amounts alcohol is damaging, but moderate amounts can actually be quite beneficial," says Dr. Pip du Pont. "Like many other potentially harmful drugs, alcohol should available on prescription. Sure, it'll be more work for the health service, but I'm sure we can manage it... with a little extra funding."
[Accept]