Zeeblest
15-06-2005, 17:28
Just thought this was funny. My national animal is the raving Lunatic.
The Issue
In a bid to provide a new revenue stream for Zeeblest's Beef-Based Agriculture industry, it has been suggested that raving lunatics could be added to the menu.
The Debate
1. "The fact is, the raving lunatic population is out of control," says Beef-Based Agriculture spokesperson Jazz Johnson. "We have to do something about them anyway, so why not market them as tasty snacks? We could have raving lunatic kebabs, raving lunatic pies, raving lunatic-on-a-sticks--the possibilities are endless! Let's not pass up this golden opportunity to provide a feast, if you will, for our economy."
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2. "I agree that something needs to be done about raving lunatic over-population," says random passer-by Beth Christmas, "but eating them? That's kind of gross. Let's just shoot the ones we have to and shovel their bodies into ditches like normal."
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3. "I am shocked and appalled!" declared SPCA President Calvin Shiomi. "If anyone needs to be culled, it's us humans. The raving lunatics were here first, remember? We need to take this as a sign to get our industry--agriculture in particular--to back off. The raving lunatic is part of what makes Zeeblest a great nation!"
[Accept]
The Issue
In a bid to provide a new revenue stream for Zeeblest's Beef-Based Agriculture industry, it has been suggested that raving lunatics could be added to the menu.
The Debate
1. "The fact is, the raving lunatic population is out of control," says Beef-Based Agriculture spokesperson Jazz Johnson. "We have to do something about them anyway, so why not market them as tasty snacks? We could have raving lunatic kebabs, raving lunatic pies, raving lunatic-on-a-sticks--the possibilities are endless! Let's not pass up this golden opportunity to provide a feast, if you will, for our economy."
[Accept]
2. "I agree that something needs to be done about raving lunatic over-population," says random passer-by Beth Christmas, "but eating them? That's kind of gross. Let's just shoot the ones we have to and shovel their bodies into ditches like normal."
[Accept]
3. "I am shocked and appalled!" declared SPCA President Calvin Shiomi. "If anyone needs to be culled, it's us humans. The raving lunatics were here first, remember? We need to take this as a sign to get our industry--agriculture in particular--to back off. The raving lunatic is part of what makes Zeeblest a great nation!"
[Accept]