Wakkloud
22-05-2005, 10:17
So I have this dilemma facing me:
Wakkloud Decides:
Milfs on the Dinner Table?
The Issue
In a bid to provide a new revenue stream for Wakkloud's Beef-Based Agriculture industry, it has been suggested that milfs could be added to the menu.
The Debate
1. "The fact is, the milf population is out of control," says Beef-Based Agriculture spokesperson Melbourne Li. "We have to do something about them anyway, so why not market them as tasty snacks? We could have milf kebabs, milf pies, milf-on-a-sticks--the possibilities are endless! Let's not pass up this golden opportunity to provide a feast, if you will, for our economy."
[Accept]
2. "I agree that something needs to be done about milf over-population," says random passer-by Aaron Chicago, "but eating them? That's kind of gross. Let's just shoot the ones we have to and shovel their bodies into ditches like normal."
[Accept]
3. "I am shocked and appalled!" declared SPCA President Freddy Steele. "If anyone needs to be culled, it's us humans. The milfs were here first, remember? We need to take this as a sign to get our industry--agriculture in particular--to back off. The milf is part of what makes Wakkloud a great nation!"
[Accept]
I mean, one can't really have too many milfs, but how can you say no to milf-pie?>.>
Wakkloud Decides:
Milfs on the Dinner Table?
The Issue
In a bid to provide a new revenue stream for Wakkloud's Beef-Based Agriculture industry, it has been suggested that milfs could be added to the menu.
The Debate
1. "The fact is, the milf population is out of control," says Beef-Based Agriculture spokesperson Melbourne Li. "We have to do something about them anyway, so why not market them as tasty snacks? We could have milf kebabs, milf pies, milf-on-a-sticks--the possibilities are endless! Let's not pass up this golden opportunity to provide a feast, if you will, for our economy."
[Accept]
2. "I agree that something needs to be done about milf over-population," says random passer-by Aaron Chicago, "but eating them? That's kind of gross. Let's just shoot the ones we have to and shovel their bodies into ditches like normal."
[Accept]
3. "I am shocked and appalled!" declared SPCA President Freddy Steele. "If anyone needs to be culled, it's us humans. The milfs were here first, remember? We need to take this as a sign to get our industry--agriculture in particular--to back off. The milf is part of what makes Wakkloud a great nation!"
[Accept]
I mean, one can't really have too many milfs, but how can you say no to milf-pie?>.>