NationStates Jolt Archive


should so be an issue!

Leliopolis
05-04-2005, 05:07
Their should be an issue on public masturbation, just to be wierd.
Idica
05-04-2005, 05:23
Then submit it to the admins as an idea.
New Foxxinnia
05-04-2005, 05:30
I don't know. That'd just be kinda weird.
Euroslavia
05-04-2005, 05:54
#50: Whips, Chains, and Leather, oh my!

The Issue
An organized crowd of leather-clad individuals, some of whom are on leashes, are protesting against discrimination for those who share their interests.

The Debate
1. "We happen to express our love differently, with different hobbies and activities," explains BDSM enthusiast @@RANDOMNAME@@, while wearing needle-sharp spiked heels and holding a whip. "Shops exist to cater to the needs of 'normal' people, but do you have ANY idea how hard it is to get a quality whip? A little support for our hobbies would be appreciated!"

2. "Yeah," exclaims @@RANDOMNAME@@, another enthusiast, wearing nothing but a collar, "and like other couples, we want the right to display our affection in public. If Master wants to take me walkies in public, he should be able to."

3. @@RANDOMNAME@@ dissents wholeheartedly. "This is not about showing affection--this is about moral decency. Think of the children, for God's sake! Think of the children! We must criminalize and eliminate this perversion to keep them safe. Which of course means a special task force to track down and capture these cretins!"

I always thought that this issue was creepy enough, but a masturbation issue? Not too sure about that one...
Nation of Fortune
05-04-2005, 05:59
I always thought that this issue was creepy enough, but a masturbation issue? Not too sure about that one...
my dear god that is awesome!
The Resi Corporation
05-04-2005, 06:14
I always thought that this issue was creepy enough, but a masturbation issue? Not too sure about that one...
It's not creepy if you're Nathi. Then it works out just fine. :p
Chambobo
05-04-2005, 06:54
you could make an issue for sex in public. having mastrabation could could be one of the choices.
Sirocco
05-04-2005, 12:27
Do you know how many issues about public sex/masturbation/urination/defecation/etc. I've deleted? Do you know many I get per day?! It ain't gonna happen I'm afraid, it's not appropriate for the game.