NationStates Jolt Archive

"Whoa, whoa, hey, now..." argues Senator Dave Wu. "What happened to Mr. Lotsalovin is no different than affairs that happen all over Zincite every day! Before you know it, they'll be after YOUR sexual history! I think what we need to do is take the public attention off of it somehow, perhaps by... oh, I don't know... giving them a tax cut! That'll divert their attention from this momentary distraction just long enough for Mr. Lotsalovin's divorce process to end!"

Does anyone else find this particular @@RANDOMNAME@@ combination rather amusing?

Who is Dave Wu?

Who is Dave Wu?

David Wu is a representative from Oregon, for whom everyone at my school was rooting in November.

Ah.

Was he involved in some scandal or something?

No, at least not as far as I know, it's just that this references a senator while coming up with the name of a representative, and it speaks of a sex scandal while the randomname is of this totally lovable (by my peers, anyway) politician.