Demented Hamsters
09-02-2005, 15:29
Yes yes I know. This is very childish humour. But it still brings a smile to my face:
Catholic School girl Hunting Laws Under Dispute
The Issue
The fierce debate on Catholic School girl hunting in Demented Hamsters has been brought to your attention after vociferous supporters of both sides of the argument stormed your parliament.
The Debate
"Catholic School girl hunting is a cruel and horrible 'sport' for the wealthy," says Freddy Dredd of the 'Protect Anything Cute and Furry Society'. "How can you possibly justify it? Oh, they witter on about 'tradition' and 'pest control' and other such nonsense, but really we all know it's because these sadists love to torture poor, innocent animals! Hunting must be banned!"
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"Banning Catholic School girl hunting would be the end for centuries of tradition!" wails esteemed aristocrat Al Longfellow from atop his steed. "The thrill of the chase, the baying of the hounds, the Catholic School girl scooting through the undergrowth - it would be a travesty! We provide much needed stimulus to the local tourism, and you can't deny that Catholic School girls are pests - killing farmers' livestock for example! I propose that Catholic School girl hunting be encouraged, for the cultural - and economic - benefit of the nation!"
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"Well, you know what I think?" asks Aaron Rubin, while helping to assemble a small trebuchet. "I reckon that the real issue about this sport is the cruelty aspect, and no-one can deny that sending a pack of dogs to tear apart a poor, innocent Catholic School girl is cruel. I reckon we should just ban hunting with hounds and only allow kinder and more instantly lethal methods like guns, tranquillisers, and cruise missiles."
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"I'm firmly against the slaughter of dumb animals," says Abraham Hanover, while feeding an infant Catholic School girl with a milk bottle. "It would be best if the animals didn't die, and hunters could still do what they love to do - how about instead of shooting them or sending vicious canines after them, the hunter runs up to his quarry and gives it a symbolic 'tap' with his hand? Now isn't that much nicer for everyone?"
[Accept]
The Government Position
The government has yet to formalize a position on this issue.
Which one do you think I should adopt?
Catholic School girl Hunting Laws Under Dispute
The Issue
The fierce debate on Catholic School girl hunting in Demented Hamsters has been brought to your attention after vociferous supporters of both sides of the argument stormed your parliament.
The Debate
"Catholic School girl hunting is a cruel and horrible 'sport' for the wealthy," says Freddy Dredd of the 'Protect Anything Cute and Furry Society'. "How can you possibly justify it? Oh, they witter on about 'tradition' and 'pest control' and other such nonsense, but really we all know it's because these sadists love to torture poor, innocent animals! Hunting must be banned!"
[Accept]
"Banning Catholic School girl hunting would be the end for centuries of tradition!" wails esteemed aristocrat Al Longfellow from atop his steed. "The thrill of the chase, the baying of the hounds, the Catholic School girl scooting through the undergrowth - it would be a travesty! We provide much needed stimulus to the local tourism, and you can't deny that Catholic School girls are pests - killing farmers' livestock for example! I propose that Catholic School girl hunting be encouraged, for the cultural - and economic - benefit of the nation!"
[Accept]
"Well, you know what I think?" asks Aaron Rubin, while helping to assemble a small trebuchet. "I reckon that the real issue about this sport is the cruelty aspect, and no-one can deny that sending a pack of dogs to tear apart a poor, innocent Catholic School girl is cruel. I reckon we should just ban hunting with hounds and only allow kinder and more instantly lethal methods like guns, tranquillisers, and cruise missiles."
[Accept]
"I'm firmly against the slaughter of dumb animals," says Abraham Hanover, while feeding an infant Catholic School girl with a milk bottle. "It would be best if the animals didn't die, and hunters could still do what they love to do - how about instead of shooting them or sending vicious canines after them, the hunter runs up to his quarry and gives it a symbolic 'tap' with his hand? Now isn't that much nicer for everyone?"
[Accept]
The Government Position
The government has yet to formalize a position on this issue.
Which one do you think I should adopt?