Militant Atheism
21-12-2004, 03:48
So I got this quite a while ago. It's under the title "Easter Egg! - Should we pull the Lever?" Here it is:
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The Issue -
During the middle of the night, someone has mysteriously put a lever in the middle of the city park. On it, it says, "Pull the Lever, and See the World End."
The Debate -
1) "I've always wanted to see the apocalypse." says an elderly man on a park bench. "All that fire and brimstone. To see God's wrath. Something I can tell my grandchildren about later on. I say we should."
2) "Not on your life!" says his wife sitting next to him. "If you pull that lever, we'll have no grandchildren, no life, only heaven and hell. Don't you dare pull that lever."
3) "Now, don't think of it as a do/don't option," says a hot dog vendor. "What if we give tours so that people can see the lever? Not to touch it of course, but to see that humanity can be ruined by such a contraption. We can make a profit."
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Now, here's where I'm running into trouble. If I go with option one, which I want to do just to show the futility of such an enterprise, I could concievably destroy my nation. If I go with option two, I give a tacit aprooval that the lever is real which is the antithesis of my nation's avowed Atheism. Option three, or dismissal, might blow a cool issue which, judging by the Easter Egg prefix, doesn't appear often.
Anyone else run into this? What have they discovered from the various options? Thanks for the help.
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The Issue -
During the middle of the night, someone has mysteriously put a lever in the middle of the city park. On it, it says, "Pull the Lever, and See the World End."
The Debate -
1) "I've always wanted to see the apocalypse." says an elderly man on a park bench. "All that fire and brimstone. To see God's wrath. Something I can tell my grandchildren about later on. I say we should."
2) "Not on your life!" says his wife sitting next to him. "If you pull that lever, we'll have no grandchildren, no life, only heaven and hell. Don't you dare pull that lever."
3) "Now, don't think of it as a do/don't option," says a hot dog vendor. "What if we give tours so that people can see the lever? Not to touch it of course, but to see that humanity can be ruined by such a contraption. We can make a profit."
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Now, here's where I'm running into trouble. If I go with option one, which I want to do just to show the futility of such an enterprise, I could concievably destroy my nation. If I go with option two, I give a tacit aprooval that the lever is real which is the antithesis of my nation's avowed Atheism. Option three, or dismissal, might blow a cool issue which, judging by the Easter Egg prefix, doesn't appear often.
Anyone else run into this? What have they discovered from the various options? Thanks for the help.