NationStates Jolt Archive

Funny Issues

The Oneiroi
17-12-2004, 00:14
My nation's animal is the "mind". I received a funny issue today:

The Issue
In a bid to provide a new revenue stream for The Oneiroi's Beef-Based Agriculture industry, it has been suggested that minds could be added to the menu.

The Debate "The fact is, the mind population is out of control," says Beef-Based Agriculture spokesperson Tobias Summers. "We have to do something about them anyway, so why not market them as tasty snacks? We could have mind kebabs, mind pies, mind-on-a-sticks--the possibilities are endless! Let's not pass up this golden opportunity to provide a feast, if you will, for our economy."

"I agree that something needs to be done about mind over-population," says random passer-by Prudence O'Bannon, "but eating them? That's kind of gross. Let's just shoot the ones we have to and shovel their bodies into ditches like normal."

"I am shocked and appalled!" declared SPCA President Billy-Bob Jong-Il. "If anyone needs to be culled, it's us humans. The minds were here first, remember? We need to take this as a sign to get our industry--agriculture in particular--to back off. The mind is part of what makes The Oneiroi a great nation!"

Anyone have some quirky issues (from the game) to share? :)