Maubachia
10-12-2004, 20:34
Teen Sex Conundrum
Rising Teen Pregnancy rates are a cause for concern in @@NAME@@. Community activists have gathered to offer their advice.
[option] "Abstinence!" shouts former beauty-pageant winner and home-schooling advocate @@RANDOMNAME@@. "It's the only proven way to avoid pregnancy, and sexually-transmitted infections. We must teach the children of @@NAME@@ the difference between right and wrong, and protect their innocence."
[effect] rates of oral infections among teens are inexplicably on the rise
[stats] increases in government spending on healthcare, and religion & spirituality
[option] "Condoms, condoms, condoms!" retorts Unplanned Parenthood representative @@RANDOMNAME@@. "We need to distribute them in schools, prisons, hospitals, churches, and on every street corner. They protect against pregnancy and disease, and usually don't break."
[effect] the nation’s children are often seen playing with oddly-shaped balloons
[stats] increase in healthcare spending
[option] "We must attack the problem at its source," counters renowned sex-therapist Doctor @@RANDOMNAME@@. "We can sterilize all adolescents from the onset of puberty until the age of majority. No kids having kids. It's just that simple."
[effect] pre-adolescents live in fear of "the change" and "the shot"
[stats] healthcare funding increases, civil rights decrease
[option] "What business of the government is all of this?" sneers @@RANDOMNAME@@ of the @@NAME@@ Libertarian League. "Shouldn't this be up to the parents? What is this world coming to? Keep the government out of our back seats!"
[effect] police are prohibited from approaching parked vehicles with steamed-up windows
[stats] increase in civil rights, increase in crime rate
Rising Teen Pregnancy rates are a cause for concern in @@NAME@@. Community activists have gathered to offer their advice.
[option] "Abstinence!" shouts former beauty-pageant winner and home-schooling advocate @@RANDOMNAME@@. "It's the only proven way to avoid pregnancy, and sexually-transmitted infections. We must teach the children of @@NAME@@ the difference between right and wrong, and protect their innocence."
[effect] rates of oral infections among teens are inexplicably on the rise
[stats] increases in government spending on healthcare, and religion & spirituality
[option] "Condoms, condoms, condoms!" retorts Unplanned Parenthood representative @@RANDOMNAME@@. "We need to distribute them in schools, prisons, hospitals, churches, and on every street corner. They protect against pregnancy and disease, and usually don't break."
[effect] the nation’s children are often seen playing with oddly-shaped balloons
[stats] increase in healthcare spending
[option] "We must attack the problem at its source," counters renowned sex-therapist Doctor @@RANDOMNAME@@. "We can sterilize all adolescents from the onset of puberty until the age of majority. No kids having kids. It's just that simple."
[effect] pre-adolescents live in fear of "the change" and "the shot"
[stats] healthcare funding increases, civil rights decrease
[option] "What business of the government is all of this?" sneers @@RANDOMNAME@@ of the @@NAME@@ Libertarian League. "Shouldn't this be up to the parents? What is this world coming to? Keep the government out of our back seats!"
[effect] police are prohibited from approaching parked vehicles with steamed-up windows
[stats] increase in civil rights, increase in crime rate