Hersfold
07-08-2004, 00:17
I had an idea for an issue for NS after 4th of July, submitted it, and got no response. I am posting it here for comment and support.
Title:
Should the Founder's Fireworks Fizzle?
Summary
National Founding Day is approaching, and with it the usual displays of fireworks in major cities. However, some of your citizens are not satisfied with sitting on the sidelines, and are clamoring to be able to buy their own fireworks for pyrotechnic pleasure.
Validity:
Not vaild for nations who have banned fireworks completely. (previously taken option 3)
Option 1:
"Are you crazy? We don't need fireworks legalized!" cries @@RANDOMNAME@@, mother of five. "If you start letting people buy fireworks willy-nilly, then the kids will start shooting them off, and then start shooting them at each other! Sure, I enjoy watching the shows every Founding Day, but I do not want my children running around with explosives."
Option 2:
@@RANDOMNAME@@, the CEO of Kabooms, Inc., is appalled. "Some people are just that stupid. Deal with it. We put nice, clear labels on all our fireworks that basically say, 'Light fuse and haul outta there,' not 'Light fuse and look down barrel to make sure it is lit,'" he says, sitting on a crate of bottle rockets and smoking a cigar. "Look, they've been around for hundreds of years, people should know how to handle them, when they buy them. I think you know what to do."
Option 3:
@@RANDOMNAME@@, the fire chief of @@NAME@@'s capital city, has a different view on things. "Do you know how many calls we get on Founding Day just from forest fires set off by debris from those shows? We don't have time to get to all of them! Last year, we lost a few homes to those fires, and with the budget cuts this year, we may lose more! Fireworks need to be banned completely. Our economy may falter a little, but at least our nation will be safe. I think that is a fair trade."
The stuff between the @ signs is code for the program to stick in a random person's name (@@RANDOMNAME@@), or your country's name (@@NAME@@). I have removed the effects and stat changes in order to keep the consequences a surprise if it gets accepted. If asked by a moderator, I will put them in.
Any suggestions?
Title:
Should the Founder's Fireworks Fizzle?
Summary
National Founding Day is approaching, and with it the usual displays of fireworks in major cities. However, some of your citizens are not satisfied with sitting on the sidelines, and are clamoring to be able to buy their own fireworks for pyrotechnic pleasure.
Validity:
Not vaild for nations who have banned fireworks completely. (previously taken option 3)
Option 1:
"Are you crazy? We don't need fireworks legalized!" cries @@RANDOMNAME@@, mother of five. "If you start letting people buy fireworks willy-nilly, then the kids will start shooting them off, and then start shooting them at each other! Sure, I enjoy watching the shows every Founding Day, but I do not want my children running around with explosives."
Option 2:
@@RANDOMNAME@@, the CEO of Kabooms, Inc., is appalled. "Some people are just that stupid. Deal with it. We put nice, clear labels on all our fireworks that basically say, 'Light fuse and haul outta there,' not 'Light fuse and look down barrel to make sure it is lit,'" he says, sitting on a crate of bottle rockets and smoking a cigar. "Look, they've been around for hundreds of years, people should know how to handle them, when they buy them. I think you know what to do."
Option 3:
@@RANDOMNAME@@, the fire chief of @@NAME@@'s capital city, has a different view on things. "Do you know how many calls we get on Founding Day just from forest fires set off by debris from those shows? We don't have time to get to all of them! Last year, we lost a few homes to those fires, and with the budget cuts this year, we may lose more! Fireworks need to be banned completely. Our economy may falter a little, but at least our nation will be safe. I think that is a fair trade."
The stuff between the @ signs is code for the program to stick in a random person's name (@@RANDOMNAME@@), or your country's name (@@NAME@@). I have removed the effects and stat changes in order to keep the consequences a surprise if it gets accepted. If asked by a moderator, I will put them in.
Any suggestions?