Demo-Bobylon
26-07-2004, 20:16
Title undecided: suggestions welcome
[valid for all nations]
After reports of alcohol-related crimes soar, mainly due to binge drinkers, Parliament has demanded a solution.
[option] "This is an outrage!" roars MP @@RANDOMNAME@@. "We cannot allow these crime levels to continue to rise. I say, enforce stricter closing hours - that way people won't get so drunk and violent in the first place."
[effect] pubs close at 8pm every night across @@NAME@@
[stats] civil freedoms go down, health goes up, crime goes down, happiness goes down, economy takes a slight hit
[option] "Now wait a second!" says local publican @@RANDOMNAME@@. "This is my job you're talking about. If we close even earlier every night, then I lose customers and hundreds of pounds profit." The landlord's mate, @@RANDOMNAME@@, chimes in: "Yeah, let the public have some freedom for once - we can hold our drink. Oi, did you just spill my pint?"
[effect] drunken brawls plague pubs at closing time
[stats] civil rights go up, crime goes up, economy goes up, health goes down
[option] Foreign student @@RANDOMNAME@@ has a different idea. "Beh, you know, monsieur, we do things differently in Bigtopia. We allow our pubs to run on into the morning. That way we can enjoy our fine wine over time and don't have to rush. We don't get angry then, and our crime rates are low. Why don't you give it a try, mon ami?"
[effect] old ladies complain about the noise from pubs open 24 hours
[stats] happiness goes up, economy goes up, health goes down quite a lot, civil rights go up, crime drops slightly
Well, what do you think?
[valid for all nations]
After reports of alcohol-related crimes soar, mainly due to binge drinkers, Parliament has demanded a solution.
[option] "This is an outrage!" roars MP @@RANDOMNAME@@. "We cannot allow these crime levels to continue to rise. I say, enforce stricter closing hours - that way people won't get so drunk and violent in the first place."
[effect] pubs close at 8pm every night across @@NAME@@
[stats] civil freedoms go down, health goes up, crime goes down, happiness goes down, economy takes a slight hit
[option] "Now wait a second!" says local publican @@RANDOMNAME@@. "This is my job you're talking about. If we close even earlier every night, then I lose customers and hundreds of pounds profit." The landlord's mate, @@RANDOMNAME@@, chimes in: "Yeah, let the public have some freedom for once - we can hold our drink. Oi, did you just spill my pint?"
[effect] drunken brawls plague pubs at closing time
[stats] civil rights go up, crime goes up, economy goes up, health goes down
[option] Foreign student @@RANDOMNAME@@ has a different idea. "Beh, you know, monsieur, we do things differently in Bigtopia. We allow our pubs to run on into the morning. That way we can enjoy our fine wine over time and don't have to rush. We don't get angry then, and our crime rates are low. Why don't you give it a try, mon ami?"
[effect] old ladies complain about the noise from pubs open 24 hours
[stats] happiness goes up, economy goes up, health goes down quite a lot, civil rights go up, crime drops slightly
Well, what do you think?