NationStates Jolt Archive

Just got the Heavy Metal issue. Noticed something odd about choice #3. Let's see if you can find it (yes, I know it's bold).

A group of concerned parishioners and soccer moms has petitioned the government of Feazanthia to outlaw heavy metal music, which they fear is a bad influence on youngsters.

The Debate
"Heavy metal music is a plague in our good nation and its God-fearing people!" argues local priest and easy listening advocate Roger Love. "Just the other day, I heard a song by some group called Hell's Irate Puppies with a sinful quantity of bass and drum... oh, and there were probably some lines about killing parents, too, I'd imagine! It's vital that we ban this music, and remove this terrible influence from our children's lives! Think of the children!"
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"Whoa, man... what's with the, like, censorship and stuff?" asks Naki Bush, scruffy-haired bassist of the popular speed metal band The Destroyinators. "You can't, like, censor the music, man. That's how we express ourselves! Every bass beat is me baring my soul! Every howl is me complainin' about how my parents tried to kick me out of their basement! Besides, what's wrong with Satan? He's just misunderstood anyway. I say promote the arts, man!"
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"You know, this heavy metal issue has me thinking," says George W. Bush, your brother, over your weekly game of cribbage. "If these long-haired freaks want to put out their devil-worshipping metal, why don't we let them? Of course, we'll put a little subliminal propoganda into every song... after all, don't these guys owe their freedom of expression to you?"
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Couldn't have said it better myself. Propaganda? Bush? It's perfect!

And no, I didn't make this up. This actually happened. I was laughing for a good ten minutes.

Haha. :lol:

Heh. I got this one a couple months ago:

http://free.inkfrog.com/pix/landstAnder/nationstatesissue.gif

You do understand it's random, right? Which makes it all the more funny.

I think I once got George W. Bush as a "lunatic" against cloning. Although it might have been something else, but yeah, it's random. It would be really funny if it had him supporting something really liberal.

Somehing I found in "The Daily Dirt"

Therapy

1. Open a new file in your PC
2. Name it "George W. Bush"
3. Send it to the trash
4. Empty the trash
5. Your PC will ask you: "Do you really want to get rid of George W. Bush?"
6. Answer calmly "Yes" and press the mouse button firmly.

Somehing I found in "The Daily Dirt"

Therapy

1. Open a new file in your PC
2. Name it "George W. Bush"
3. Send it to the trash
4. Empty the trash
5. Your PC will ask you: "Do you really want to get rid of George W. Bush?"
6. Answer calmly "Yes" and press the mouse button firmly.

Hahaha. I like last stage of the procedure. I mean it just wouldn't feel right if you didn't speak to your computer and made sure that that button was pressed down firmly

I believe that politicians could use rap, a poetry to influence other communities of voters. This is something I thought up, just thinking what if this war isn't over.

Bush talks Iraq but our government's corrupter,
and prophets been sizing the end all in the Middle East.
Look at your meal. It could be your last supper.
Now enjoy your feast!
Cities in shambles, all heart beats cease.
With this war on terror we're taking a gamble.
Did you really think we could defeat an invisible beast.
They're the predators, we're the prey.
They swallow many times weight.
Detach their jaw, like the demonly snake.
Bush is rolling dice, with our lives at stake.
2 dies, with evil eyes. Do you think we'll survive?
Weapons of mass destruction, full of lies.
Oil sumption's, the only reason our men have to die.
Now we talk reconstruction, with France first in line???
Tell me our country is not full of corruption,
when we trade lives for dollar signs.

It is still a work in progress but I hope you get the idea. World Peace!

Somehing I found in "The Daily Dirt"

Therapy

1. Open a new file in your PC
2. Name it "George W. Bush"
3. Send it to the trash
4. Empty the trash
5. Your PC will ask you: "Do you really want to get rid of George W. Bush?"
6. Answer calmly "Yes" and press the mouse button firmly.

Great idea, but i would replace it with idiots like John Kerry, should he get elected that is

Somehing I found in "The Daily Dirt"

Therapy

1. Open a new file in your PC
2. Name it "George W. Bush"
3. Send it to the trash
4. Empty the trash
5. Your PC will ask you: "Do you really want to get rid of George W. Bush?"
6. Answer calmly "Yes" and press the mouse button firmly.

Great idea, but i would replace it with idiots like John Kerry, should he get elected that is

John Kerry != Idiot
George Bush == Idiot

Somehing I found in "The Daily Dirt"

Therapy

1. Open a new file in your PC
2. Name it "George W. Bush"
3. Send it to the trash
4. Empty the trash
5. Your PC will ask you: "Do you really want to get rid of George W. Bush?"
6. Answer calmly "Yes" and press the mouse button firmly.

Great idea, but i would replace it with idiots like John Kerry, should he get elected that is

John Kerry != Idiot
George Bush == IdiotKerry=Politician (Aka, idiot)
Bush=Too stupid to eat pretzels

Heh. I got this one a couple months ago:

http://free.inkfrog.com/pix/landstAnder/nationstatesissue.gifUm...didn't Bush get in trouble for drunk driving??? And frankly considering his daughters, that is the FUNNIEST random name occurance ever, even better than my 'brother' being named Elizabeth (My parents must SUCK!!!)

Yeah, he got a conviction in Maine... and good point about his daughters too ;)

It's classic.

Well add this one to the lists too(just got it today).

"You're not going far enough! Abortion is murder!" shouts Reverend George W. Bush, waving a placard with a picture of a foetus on it. "God decides which babies live and which will die, not us! The government must maintain a stern anti-abortion stance to preserve the morality of Sehvekah!"

"If you don't let us race on real racetracks, then we'll just keep running on the roads at night!" says racing fans' favorite George W. Bush, at the wheel of a tricked-out Honda. "Would it kill you guys to build a couple of nice big race facilities? Think of the money you'd make on charging admission and selling drinks and stuff! And it'd be a lot safer than all of us tearing around on public roads! Forget about the people griping about the noise pollution!"

Here's one... though it's not Bush.

A new book, Jennifer Government, by Max Barry, has been causing quite a stir in governmental offices across Crimmond.

1. "At first I liked the book," says famous politician Max Barry, "but then it clearly turned out to be just a mockery of our government! This is brainwashing our citizens into thinking that they're being governed badly. I suggest we hang, draw and quarter the author of this book and take satires off the shelves!"

o_O